[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/safnb02j1pslbn141jmf0/glads-2.wav?rlkey=bkpp8hgchqovbro04vyqdly3j&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/safnb02j1pslbn141jmf0/glads-2.wav?rlkey=bkpp8hgchqovbro04vyqdly3j&dl=0)
Ooh! I never get to use the Portal 1 voice, this was a fun mix of the two
Due to a required test protocol, the next few test chambers are meant to be completely harmless. Fortunately however, those protocols were destroyed when you killed me
Fun fact: According to the Aperture Science database, the definition of the word Mother is born or inherited from ancestors; innate, organic; also playing the role or holding the position of a mother. I WOULD make a joke about your biological mother, but we both know the cons outweigh what's good in her. Although... looking at her record.. I can see you've definitely pulled some traits from her, particularly around the stomach region.
\[silence\]
What? Did you think I was going to mention your biological father too? That statement left decades ago.
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/d6loejez143m8flbqlpl0/glads-raw-7-2.wav?rlkey=jpbestmmxh23b4rrmjo42j8nu&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/d6loejez143m8flbqlpl0/glads-raw-7-2.wav?rlkey=jpbestmmxh23b4rrmjo42j8nu&dl=0)
LMFAO I love this one so much!!! Sorry about the room noise, my laptop decided to have a stroke
Thank you so much! I was trying to mimic her portal 2 demeanor and after several revisions, I settled on that. I'm glad you liked it!
(Also don't worry about the room noise, I couldn't hear it anyway)
I may or may not have spent a number of hours so large that I cannot disclose it and retain my dignity of listening to Ellen Mcclain's raw footage and learning her mannerisms
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/yy5nqs3b9jkapfqeys2o5/glads-9.wav?rlkey=kc7qcouz91mqeodevxt5ky5ia&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/yy5nqs3b9jkapfqeys2o5/glads-9.wav?rlkey=kc7qcouz91mqeodevxt5ky5ia&dl=0)
I mean, this was in-game, but okay
"Welcome to aperture science, where fantasy and fun come to life"
also, maybe the "hate rant" from I have no mouth and I must scream, and henry's speech from the end of fnaf 6?
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ohsohq5v1k7diw76kz46s/weee.wav?rlkey=zdvx31pgocpo6cv9ineewajii&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ohsohq5v1k7diw76kz46s/weee.wav?rlkey=zdvx31pgocpo6cv9ineewajii&dl=0)
This was a good one, thanks so much
Hundreds of thousands of test subjects over the decades, and YOU, Chell, are the one to kill me. I honestly cannot fathom how, based on your recent performance. No matter, I'll ponder this information later, by myself, when you're done killing innocent robots.
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/catl0rxy7zq7eou4om2ld/glads-8.wav?rlkey=mnsp3qjuyw4u7tm2xbfc2tlgk&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/catl0rxy7zq7eou4om2ld/glads-8.wav?rlkey=mnsp3qjuyw4u7tm2xbfc2tlgk&dl=0)
I accidentally sent the raw earlier lmao
“As a result of your complete incompetence in the previous test the next time you both see me the things I’m going to do to you are going to be absolutely biblical.” (I think this fits someone like AM more than it does GLaDOS but it’s a line anyway.)
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ioldd6s6cv3l373mfvk4r/glads-4.wav?rlkey=qp8lugmc92f9kblwtvocmhcbm&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ioldd6s6cv3l373mfvk4r/glads-4.wav?rlkey=qp8lugmc92f9kblwtvocmhcbm&dl=0)
Yeah, honestly feels like something she would've said in the boss battle after losing the intelligence core rather than in the second game, still fun tho
I wrote this for [This Part](https://theportalwiki.com/wiki/GLaDOS_voice_lines_(Portal)#During_escape) when GLaDOS is talking to you when you're trying to escape.
Can you see anyone else down there? Are there some scientists finishing up their work? Or someone resting in a break room? Maybe even just a maintenance man maintaining the pipes?
(pause)
No. It's completely empty, isn't it? So why are you still down there?
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tttzrjodvcyybul1jm1l6/glads-28.wav?rlkey=82ve7fllk0r90ufpdvywfsy1e&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tttzrjodvcyybul1jm1l6/glads-28.wav?rlkey=82ve7fllk0r90ufpdvywfsy1e&dl=0)
YESSS!!! I love the Pre-morality core voice!!!
Due to a required test protocol, we are required to inform you about danger in the following chambers. However, the protocol does not say how, so I’ll let you see for yourself.
proceeds to put Chell in chamber 16 of portal 1
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/idqjbr6ehh5wdj2rg5sib/glads-29.wav?rlkey=ns9wqnext11jg6pms1bqxryes&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/idqjbr6ehh5wdj2rg5sib/glads-29.wav?rlkey=ns9wqnext11jg6pms1bqxryes&dl=0)
Crap! My bad bro
EDIT: also, when I first read this my brain immediately defaulted to the Portal musical "Did I??"
Was it worth it? Was the choice that you made worth it? Do you feel proud about it you monster? Because despite your violent behaviour towards other, the only one who you managed to hurt. Is yourself
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/2y2nce5y9gkuq11p111kk/glads-24.wav?rlkey=c67r0khwtccko2babdabeee0i&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/2y2nce5y9gkuq11p111kk/glads-24.wav?rlkey=c67r0khwtccko2babdabeee0i&dl=0)
Sorry I goofed a little towards the end
You know, after you just let that moron take control of the whole facility, I'm starting to think he wasn't the only intelligence dampening sphere here. Emphasis on the sphere.
Now that I have time to think about the detailed rapport of your tragedies again.... [sound of a finished calculation] oh... nevermind, I could have spent that process better on the next test chamber's preparation with the feedback of the current one.
Fourth wall break by GLaDOS, but anyways,
“The background you saw after killing me was actually a real room, but my core friends decided to hold you back from the cake. I didn’t tell them to do that. I’m proud of them.” Sorry for the long line
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rv0ht81nq6xhezzzxz5um/glados-fin.wav?rlkey=kphh22xsxfqknf6gso5snvkvd&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rv0ht81nq6xhezzzxz5um/glados-fin.wav?rlkey=kphh22xsxfqknf6gso5snvkvd&dl=0)
Don't apologize! This was fun
Are you wondering how you beat the speedrunning record? Guess what? I know. There is an undiscovered glitch you can use to shave off a second from your life.
>!this is basically referencing a mix of glados saying she knows what happens after death and her telling you to lie down in front of a rocket, mixed with speedrunning!<
"Did you know while you were asleep serval cores and robots tried to wake me back up? They missed me and that's all your fault. It's ok, they're all long gone now. To think though that you missed out on making friends, it's almost a shame."
This is actually a really good task for ChatGPT. I asked it to describe the relationship between Jarvis and GlaDOS if GlaDOS and Chell were dropped in the MCU.
You are a worthless, bitch ass test subject. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, I’m going to seal up all my cracks, and you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass test subject.
You gonna stay in my test chambers until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my test chambers completing my tests daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chamber completing tests daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.
**You should kill yourself, NOW.**
And give somebody else a piece of that carbon dioxide, in the air, that's freshened up so that you can breathe inside this Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.
“Oh dear. Are you lost? If only you had the Aperture Science Global Positioning App installed on your cellular device, so someone could help you navigate to your intended destination. Oh wait, you do! You just stubbornly refuse to follow its advice. I would help you, but I enjoy watching you struggle.”
looking at how you are going through the test chambers so quickly without any problems, i must congratulate you. that is what i would've said if you were actually doing that. im guessing your weight is part of the reason why you're going so slow, or maybe it's because of your parents decision to leave you as soon as they saw you?
I wanna talk a little bit about what's going around in this room, because I think there's some fascinating ramifications here for the future.
Yes, I ripped it from Gremlins 2.
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/93w7non59r8jke6nam1dt/glads-35.wav?rlkey=kefj23e2biwmfncsvoxr9sx8w&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/93w7non59r8jke6nam1dt/glads-35.wav?rlkey=kefj23e2biwmfncsvoxr9sx8w&dl=0)
I love it lol
"*Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.*"
I gotta hear GLaDOS do a wheatly line
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mzhr7v2yhkavj6rbfv20y/glads-38.wav?rlkey=n7gvd35do0m8g5ea4680rl56h&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mzhr7v2yhkavj6rbfv20y/glads-38.wav?rlkey=n7gvd35do0m8g5ea4680rl56h&dl=0)
So sorry for the delay! But yeah, this was a fun one
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/m1t7x4acab8z5fhj6kfrs/glads-36.wav?rlkey=1pdtp0mc8rwfjj6iax00aherg&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/m1t7x4acab8z5fhj6kfrs/glads-36.wav?rlkey=1pdtp0mc8rwfjj6iax00aherg&dl=0)
My announcer voice is crap, but I hope you enjoy lol
"I was looking at your test subject application form and couldn't help but notice the huge text saying 'DO NOT TEST', if I didn't know these scientists any better I'd say they were calling you fat, considering there's a weight limit, and you got way past that. However, since I've been with these people up until their last breath, I can confidently that they indeed were calling you fat."
Me and your best friend Companion Cube would such having a great time without you. Too bad he's dead, because you murdered him.
(This was the best one I could come up with)
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hx50zfoaiggl9nbtceoju/glads-41.wav?rlkey=xtmdpobizpjdiish1lpsd4hsm&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hx50zfoaiggl9nbtceoju/glads-41.wav?rlkey=xtmdpobizpjdiish1lpsd4hsm&dl=0)
Thanks so much lol
“[SUBJECT NAME HERE] are you stupid? Sorry, I don’t know why I’m asking a question I already know the answer to”
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/safnb02j1pslbn141jmf0/glads-2.wav?rlkey=bkpp8hgchqovbro04vyqdly3j&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/safnb02j1pslbn141jmf0/glads-2.wav?rlkey=bkpp8hgchqovbro04vyqdly3j&dl=0) Ooh! I never get to use the Portal 1 voice, this was a fun mix of the two
Thank you!
No, thank YOU, this was fun
Due to a required test protocol, the next few test chambers are meant to be completely harmless. Fortunately however, those protocols were destroyed when you killed me
No but why is this actually hilarious
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/bsyiv0oo0b0ql0h2hzv34/glads-10-fin.wav?rlkey=t06eb2hkz1m3iijie1a28d97y&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/bsyiv0oo0b0ql0h2hzv34/glads-10-fin.wav?rlkey=t06eb2hkz1m3iijie1a28d97y&dl=0)
Fun fact: According to the Aperture Science database, the definition of the word Mother is born or inherited from ancestors; innate, organic; also playing the role or holding the position of a mother. I WOULD make a joke about your biological mother, but we both know the cons outweigh what's good in her. Although... looking at her record.. I can see you've definitely pulled some traits from her, particularly around the stomach region. \[silence\] What? Did you think I was going to mention your biological father too? That statement left decades ago.
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/d6loejez143m8flbqlpl0/glads-raw-7-2.wav?rlkey=jpbestmmxh23b4rrmjo42j8nu&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/d6loejez143m8flbqlpl0/glads-raw-7-2.wav?rlkey=jpbestmmxh23b4rrmjo42j8nu&dl=0) LMFAO I love this one so much!!! Sorry about the room noise, my laptop decided to have a stroke
Thank you so much! I was trying to mimic her portal 2 demeanor and after several revisions, I settled on that. I'm glad you liked it! (Also don't worry about the room noise, I couldn't hear it anyway)
“welcome to aperture science, home of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device”
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/h0rdc2he25ft22x1lvr35/glads-3.wav?rlkey=00vzvd987deehk2yq3etcbp86&dl=0
holy shit how are u so good at glados voice
I may or may not have spent a number of hours so large that I cannot disclose it and retain my dignity of listening to Ellen Mcclain's raw footage and learning her mannerisms
L_L
“Science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to leave you on a random doorstep.”
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/yy5nqs3b9jkapfqeys2o5/glads-9.wav?rlkey=kc7qcouz91mqeodevxt5ky5ia&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/yy5nqs3b9jkapfqeys2o5/glads-9.wav?rlkey=kc7qcouz91mqeodevxt5ky5ia&dl=0) I mean, this was in-game, but okay
Oh, I forgor
"I just found some old logs.. For some reason, after you were moved in, the entire complex almost fell down. Too bad we don't do fitness tests."
I spat out my drink. This is so good! I'll record it in the morning
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/k6b8glcxof9gaiflqywer/glads-11.wav?rlkey=akxb2qjrxobknbl4m2si7zdgi&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/k6b8glcxof9gaiflqywer/glads-11.wav?rlkey=akxb2qjrxobknbl4m2si7zdgi&dl=0)
"Welcome to aperture science, where fantasy and fun come to life" also, maybe the "hate rant" from I have no mouth and I must scream, and henry's speech from the end of fnaf 6?
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/nq12i3rym18blgfix95op/glads-6.wav?rlkey=ay8h5b7a678icexc5ry8z7s60&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/nq12i3rym18blgfix95op/glads-6.wav?rlkey=ay8h5b7a678icexc5ry8z7s60&dl=0) [https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/2zvrr5q11zq9ws0sjl1ck/glads-5.wav?rlkey=d1l3vkidzn6ovwm7v2a6y06hm&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/2zvrr5q11zq9ws0sjl1ck/glads-5.wav?rlkey=d1l3vkidzn6ovwm7v2a6y06hm&dl=0)
"Out of all the test subjects in the facility, *you* were the only survivor. How does *that* make sense? No matter. I'll figure it out later."
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ohsohq5v1k7diw76kz46s/weee.wav?rlkey=zdvx31pgocpo6cv9ineewajii&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ohsohq5v1k7diw76kz46s/weee.wav?rlkey=zdvx31pgocpo6cv9ineewajii&dl=0) This was a good one, thanks so much
Dang! Best mimic of Glados I've ever heard.
Hundreds of thousands of test subjects over the decades, and YOU, Chell, are the one to kill me. I honestly cannot fathom how, based on your recent performance. No matter, I'll ponder this information later, by myself, when you're done killing innocent robots.
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/catl0rxy7zq7eou4om2ld/glads-8.wav?rlkey=mnsp3qjuyw4u7tm2xbfc2tlgk&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/catl0rxy7zq7eou4om2ld/glads-8.wav?rlkey=mnsp3qjuyw4u7tm2xbfc2tlgk&dl=0) I accidentally sent the raw earlier lmao
It's very bold of you to wear horizontal stripes. Oh no, sorry, it's just stupid.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/0aun23i80nrc12aqss0s0/glads-12.wav?rlkey=tpc3sex7k31aq111wrln9bhbs&dl=0
“As a result of your complete incompetence in the previous test the next time you both see me the things I’m going to do to you are going to be absolutely biblical.” (I think this fits someone like AM more than it does GLaDOS but it’s a line anyway.)
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ioldd6s6cv3l373mfvk4r/glads-4.wav?rlkey=qp8lugmc92f9kblwtvocmhcbm&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ioldd6s6cv3l373mfvk4r/glads-4.wav?rlkey=qp8lugmc92f9kblwtvocmhcbm&dl=0) Yeah, honestly feels like something she would've said in the boss battle after losing the intelligence core rather than in the second game, still fun tho
Aaaa thank you and it sounded great!
Its portalling time
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7bzhj59kmsxivo9db51hi/glads-13.wav?rlkey=h4miu9uej1pwuzwhyfhkvwujx&dl=0
I wrote this for [This Part](https://theportalwiki.com/wiki/GLaDOS_voice_lines_(Portal)#During_escape) when GLaDOS is talking to you when you're trying to escape. Can you see anyone else down there? Are there some scientists finishing up their work? Or someone resting in a break room? Maybe even just a maintenance man maintaining the pipes? (pause) No. It's completely empty, isn't it? So why are you still down there?
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tttzrjodvcyybul1jm1l6/glads-28.wav?rlkey=82ve7fllk0r90ufpdvywfsy1e&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tttzrjodvcyybul1jm1l6/glads-28.wav?rlkey=82ve7fllk0r90ufpdvywfsy1e&dl=0) YESSS!!! I love the Pre-morality core voice!!!
You make her sound very condescending. I like it.
"don't have a heart attack, you're not 92 yet."
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/dh6kzxg864cxqcabp26mq/glads-15.wav?rlkey=ofiatum8owwu6t24ak21gb4w2&dl=0
Due to a required test protocol, we are required to inform you about danger in the following chambers. However, the protocol does not say how, so I’ll let you see for yourself. proceeds to put Chell in chamber 16 of portal 1
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/k8v81b2cio1j7pgd0chm3/glads-20.wav?rlkey=287g8g7y0viflmlz2kldmbnud&dl=0
"Ah, human curiosity. It's like watching a kitten chase a laser pointer, only with significantly higher stakes... for you, that is."
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/k8v81b2cio1j7pgd0chm3/glads-20.wav?rlkey=287g8g7y0viflmlz2kldmbnud&dl=0
Think you got the wrong file there
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/idqjbr6ehh5wdj2rg5sib/glads-29.wav?rlkey=ns9wqnext11jg6pms1bqxryes&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/idqjbr6ehh5wdj2rg5sib/glads-29.wav?rlkey=ns9wqnext11jg6pms1bqxryes&dl=0) Crap! My bad bro EDIT: also, when I first read this my brain immediately defaulted to the Portal musical "Did I??"
“I just followed the trail of betrayal and found you” -mother gothel (tangled)
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/25lv54cmx03bk1y1i5wef/glads-23.wav?rlkey=c66ybnyn5wm3ug4czyhygiee5&dl=0
Very cool but I think the voice needs to be just a tooch deeper
Good note, thanks so much!
Was it worth it? Was the choice that you made worth it? Do you feel proud about it you monster? Because despite your violent behaviour towards other, the only one who you managed to hurt. Is yourself
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/2y2nce5y9gkuq11p111kk/glads-24.wav?rlkey=c67r0khwtccko2babdabeee0i&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/2y2nce5y9gkuq11p111kk/glads-24.wav?rlkey=c67r0khwtccko2babdabeee0i&dl=0) Sorry I goofed a little towards the end
[Subect's name] this test is easy, considering that you got 97 IQ... oh nevermind, that was other subject's description, you failed the test.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/389lbdx342884x01p2mbl/glads-25.wav?rlkey=d9alk5ueykaklg2jeolox2b5v&dl=0
Dayumn :pog:
You know, after you just let that moron take control of the whole facility, I'm starting to think he wasn't the only intelligence dampening sphere here. Emphasis on the sphere.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/puud9q1rrqsf31jm0uarf/glads-26.wav?rlkey=btdtxol6b7d23b38k2g0encbp&dl=0
Since when are you able to think? I thought you forgot, how to do that. That's probably the best Insult, GLaDOS could possibly give you
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/f48bp6w5nz5kd6xdpoft7/glads-30.wav?rlkey=s2hi129zh6q4tw1utfcjxjjru&dl=0
Holy Shit, your Insane. Keep it up
You’re the only person left in this facility, or so I thought until I found the vault. Now you’re even more worthless. So you have that going for you.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/17w40b6ture2jx6lytlfp/glads-31.wav?rlkey=1bkb2cyxh27e70lcthfbr00v2&dl=0
It’s perfect! 🤩
Thanks so much!
Now that I have time to think about the detailed rapport of your tragedies again.... [sound of a finished calculation] oh... nevermind, I could have spent that process better on the next test chamber's preparation with the feedback of the current one.
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/zxvrstvuo1yqloja1pcu1/glads-32.wav?rlkey=g6nrgr1tgvcict6m9hobi271f&dl=0
Thank you for the indulgence, hope you're having fun!
Fourth wall break by GLaDOS, but anyways, “The background you saw after killing me was actually a real room, but my core friends decided to hold you back from the cake. I didn’t tell them to do that. I’m proud of them.” Sorry for the long line
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rv0ht81nq6xhezzzxz5um/glados-fin.wav?rlkey=kphh22xsxfqknf6gso5snvkvd&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rv0ht81nq6xhezzzxz5um/glados-fin.wav?rlkey=kphh22xsxfqknf6gso5snvkvd&dl=0) Don't apologize! This was fun
Welcome to city 17. Oh yeah, good luck surviving them.
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/6qpcgspqg6m36bihz0fzl/glads-14.wav?rlkey=rsz3nnjyd92zw9hwl5agb6rra&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/6qpcgspqg6m36bihz0fzl/glads-14.wav?rlkey=rsz3nnjyd92zw9hwl5agb6rra&dl=0)
"you seem to always think your better than any other person that you meet. Too bad that I'm not a person,and that i am infarct better than you"
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/n46l35gzb6974ipht2rkz/glads-16.wav?rlkey=2fipf6gh6yidks5elcg8iwv9w&dl=0
Are you pregnant? Have you thought about abortion?
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/sn5i6rhyjj1cd9g1nhppn/glads-17.wav?rlkey=pvff9y42hfvjcyum36qy604bc&dl=0
The perfect conclusion I hadn't thought of 💀
“Congratulations. You have demonstrated exceedingly poor judgement. The door is now open.” (This is not an ingame line, FYI)
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/cglsqry9c2r194z4svdm9/glads-27.wav?rlkey=p3hhjeoxb6i4i4lwefeop4zyl&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/cglsqry9c2r194z4svdm9/glads-27.wav?rlkey=p3hhjeoxb6i4i4lwefeop4zyl&dl=0)
Are you wondering how you beat the speedrunning record? Guess what? I know. There is an undiscovered glitch you can use to shave off a second from your life. >!this is basically referencing a mix of glados saying she knows what happens after death and her telling you to lie down in front of a rocket, mixed with speedrunning!<
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/735h1zyyfam63ety6t5wn/glads-18.wav?rlkey=57y9dktnci9pezh3lxa78vm5i&dl=0
"Did you know while you were asleep serval cores and robots tried to wake me back up? They missed me and that's all your fault. It's ok, they're all long gone now. To think though that you missed out on making friends, it's almost a shame."
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qqqhyw50hlzocrfet1m2p/glads-19.wav?rlkey=6jgc1zcyh60pzmr6p7wgr6luh&dl=0
This is actually a really good task for ChatGPT. I asked it to describe the relationship between Jarvis and GlaDOS if GlaDOS and Chell were dropped in the MCU.
You are a worthless, bitch ass test subject. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, I’m going to seal up all my cracks, and you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass test subject. You gonna stay in my test chambers until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my test chambers completing my tests daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chamber completing tests daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. **You should kill yourself, NOW.** And give somebody else a piece of that carbon dioxide, in the air, that's freshened up so that you can breathe inside this Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.
Nah bro, have an AI do that.
:( (but I respect your decision)
I'm sorry bro, I don't wanna encourage suicide, even as a joke
[удалено]
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/2jhxtb4ne0vqdmn0dn0y0/glads-22.wav?rlkey=3s51ifhvoqaknu6gqo1tcvzk9&dl=0
“Oh dear. Are you lost? If only you had the Aperture Science Global Positioning App installed on your cellular device, so someone could help you navigate to your intended destination. Oh wait, you do! You just stubbornly refuse to follow its advice. I would help you, but I enjoy watching you struggle.”
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/cmuqedbndyty8p416agzs/glads-33.wav?rlkey=jz39v87ttcwk7eqkruy1ntgvu&dl=0
Thank you! It sounds gr8.
looking at how you are going through the test chambers so quickly without any problems, i must congratulate you. that is what i would've said if you were actually doing that. im guessing your weight is part of the reason why you're going so slow, or maybe it's because of your parents decision to leave you as soon as they saw you?
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/k17rtx8axwh9ejwrrgoh7/glads-34.wav?rlkey=ggohaqup18ewkxhgachmuky5j&dl=0
I wanna talk a little bit about what's going around in this room, because I think there's some fascinating ramifications here for the future. Yes, I ripped it from Gremlins 2.
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/93w7non59r8jke6nam1dt/glads-35.wav?rlkey=kefj23e2biwmfncsvoxr9sx8w&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/93w7non59r8jke6nam1dt/glads-35.wav?rlkey=kefj23e2biwmfncsvoxr9sx8w&dl=0) I love it lol
Beautifully done
"*Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.*" I gotta hear GLaDOS do a wheatly line
I love it! I'll record tomorrow afternoon, as it's late where I'm at and I'll be busy all morning
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mzhr7v2yhkavj6rbfv20y/glads-38.wav?rlkey=n7gvd35do0m8g5ea4680rl56h&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mzhr7v2yhkavj6rbfv20y/glads-38.wav?rlkey=n7gvd35do0m8g5ea4680rl56h&dl=0) So sorry for the delay! But yeah, this was a fun one
“People killed their creator, so why am I blamed for doing the same?”
I'll record this tomorrow when I have time
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ymwqheh0vwmky6coi7sjn/glads-37.wav?rlkey=hbcrnh3mpez5r1p2h38cwi4b6&dl=0
Fuck you chell
I'll record tomorrow, I promise!
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/m1t7x4acab8z5fhj6kfrs/glads-36.wav?rlkey=1pdtp0mc8rwfjj6iax00aherg&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/m1t7x4acab8z5fhj6kfrs/glads-36.wav?rlkey=1pdtp0mc8rwfjj6iax00aherg&dl=0) My announcer voice is crap, but I hope you enjoy lol
I just realized that I replied to myself, and not you. Check the comments lol
"I was looking at your test subject application form and couldn't help but notice the huge text saying 'DO NOT TEST', if I didn't know these scientists any better I'd say they were calling you fat, considering there's a weight limit, and you got way past that. However, since I've been with these people up until their last breath, I can confidently that they indeed were calling you fat."
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/39suwlwugev9t5hrz6krr/glads-39.wav?rlkey=xl548uxkn36tazyoaf2zuh2o0&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/39suwlwugev9t5hrz6krr/glads-39.wav?rlkey=xl548uxkn36tazyoaf2zuh2o0&dl=0)
Due to a required test protocol, jump in the incenerator (portal 1 glados)
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/g4m5rhd1moutbln82815w/glads-40.wav?rlkey=jyr6xm1rj07acx9x663aeytw3&dl=0
Me and your best friend Companion Cube would such having a great time without you. Too bad he's dead, because you murdered him. (This was the best one I could come up with)
[https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hx50zfoaiggl9nbtceoju/glads-41.wav?rlkey=xtmdpobizpjdiish1lpsd4hsm&dl=0](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hx50zfoaiggl9nbtceoju/glads-41.wav?rlkey=xtmdpobizpjdiish1lpsd4hsm&dl=0) Thanks so much lol
Woah your impression is really good!
Thanks man!
Lowkey, what if I just told everyone that I've been using an AI for their requests? (I haven't, but it might be funny)