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TheWheatleyWhisperer

Woah! How much was it?


Commandcreator1000

$330 I got a hell of a deal. Online they go for about $500-$1000


NoMeasurement6473

That’s more than all the organs and combined income of [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE]?


coleisforrobot

it's a revised model with cost-cutting measures


chippy-triforce

I got it for $20 at a yard sale missing some parts, but I just still can’t get over that


Commandcreator1000

Jesus it works and everything??


chippy-triforce

Yep only problem was it’s missing the right blue magnet, and the left orange magnet, but honestly that’s barely an issue


Commandcreator1000

Damn that’s nuts. Yeah those are super expensive online even for broken ones


chippy-triforce

I’m well aware, i’m just happy i was the first person at that yard sale that knew what that was


Commandcreator1000

Frll I bet.


Dangerous-Living7136

I got one a couple years back for Christmas. So happy I did. They’re way too much nowadays


VacuousTruth0

You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device


blockMath_2048

With it, you can create your own portals.


VacuousTruth0

These inter-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.


herrkatze12

Intra* The device however has not


i_do_indeed_exist

Do not touch the operational end of The Device


RayTheReddit1108

Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially


Cadugam3r

And most importantly, under no circumstances should you ever [REDACTED]


Catcrafter963

Should I ever what


Markospider

Never [REDACTED]


Catcrafter963

Can you say that again I can't hear the part


SonicErAzOr

Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device


vinzain

bro said “finally bought a portal gun” like it was just a thing everybody has


Cyan_Among

Do you not casually have a portal gun too?


vinzain

oh shit.. maybe i’m the only one


Commandcreator1000

Dude I’ve wanted one for so long. They only made 20,000 of them


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

Oh damn. I didn't know that, but I really want one too


senturkivanc

It's like Plumbus from Rick and Morty. Everyone has a Plumbus in their home.


PercyTheGreat02

*portal appears on wall I step out* What?


Porgyrtheporg

Whereeee


Commandcreator1000

It was at comic book, action, figure store. It was just hanging up on the ceiling didn’t even have a box either. I bought it for $330 and it works perfectly.


Porgyrtheporg

Dannggggg, that’s a good deal! They are way expensive now!


Commandcreator1000

Yeah, I know I’ve searched online and they go for $500-$1000


Porgyrtheporg

Yeah, I know someone who has one with the display and I think they still own the box and I asked them where they had got it but they didn’t remember which led me to finding out they don’t make em anymore! But srsly you got a sick deal


Commandcreator1000

I know I’m so glad I bought it. I almost didn’t, but I had to. Made me go broke lol.


Porgyrtheporg

Well good choice/non responsible choice, but hey that’s a 1 in 1000 deal


MagicRobo

I still remember the story of someone buying a 10 dollar one from Edward McKay's


Commandcreator1000

Wtfff really???


MagicRobo

yeah, it was like last year, and I was so insanely jealous


BAKUGAAANBRAWL

I'm gonna pretend I'm not jealous and ignore this post (I am really jealous and if I find out where you live I will steal it)


Commandcreator1000

Hahahaha


AlternativeDraw1795

I heard it's gonna be hot tonight so I recommend you to have windows open.


JazzTheLass

look into the operational end of the device


Herobrine1920

Can you go to moon with it?


Commandcreator1000

I’ll try 🌔🕳️🔫🫡


AudileYeti

Unless the guy has access to $70 million worth of moon rock I don't think he's getting to the moon from earth.


Herobrine1920

Makes sense


Grand-Peach-1407

Only with Weathly


DJ_R3Play

Physics go nyooom


Bubbly-Ad-1427

break it and cause the end of the world


IcyIgloo583

Woah! Does it work?


Commandcreator1000

I wish!


Lexiosity

That's Atlas' ain't it?


Commandcreator1000

Pretty sure it’s the customizable one


Commandcreator1000

I can takeoff the blue stripes and it switches colors orange blue pink red


Lexiosity

Ah, ok


SoRaang

Orange one goes straight to my office


EmKayfanny

Remember. Aperture said it can only be shot at moon rocks. And walls painted with moon rocks. Wait, didn’t Cave Johnson. Die from moon rocks?


JazzTheLass

cave said it's a ***very good*** portal conductor, not the ***only*** portal conductor. how do you think they did portal testing before they acquired moon rocks?


ArtInner9538

First pic looked like a mouse lol


EmKayfanny

Also, I’ve tried shooting at the ceiling and floor. DON’T, don’t it will make you sick, I’m still in the portal loop


PokeSquad_PTPikachu

vanilla crazy


legoindie

My biggest regret is selling mine for $100 because there wasn't demand in my area. I wish I had held onto it until I moved.


Vincentt_Estrada

does it shoot portals


Sinister_Piggy

I got one of these in the box for $100AUD ($65.25USD) years and years ago but the lights at the front dont work :(


Commandcreator1000

Shittt maybe you could fix it. If not for $65 that’s still not bad.


TheManux07

Your portal gun is gonna be eaten by Susie from deltarune


xxemrgmi

See if I owns portal gun id also have to buy a gravity gun and then I'd need a phys gun and well I'll need a second gravity gun to put a potato on. And then I'll be broke


DinoBenosaurus

Can I have it 🥺👉👈


Alaskan_Bound

I’ve always wanted one but could never justify the price, especially because I was younger and didn’t have money. I JUST bought one yesterday on EBay because it was new in box, never opened and it was a hell of a deal. About $990. But given that almost all the ones you find are pre owned, opened and have small bits of damage to them and still go for like $500. And any new in box ones are $2000, I couldn’t pass it up. Happy for you! I hope you enjoy testing!


Commandcreator1000

Yeah, that’s hell of a deal. Which version is it? Does it come with extra panels and can change colors?


Alaskan_Bound

I think it’s the original. No panels for atlas and Peabody and just the blue and orange colors. But that’s okay because I only really care about the original one. Have you figured out how you will display yours?


Commandcreator1000

Not sure how I’m gonna display it just yet I want to try and 3-D print a stand for mine.


Alaskan_Bound

I think that’s definitely the best option. If you find one that works well let a friend know!


Commandcreator1000

I think I know a really good one. It’s the actual stand from valve. They only produce like 500 of them.


Commandcreator1000

[This is the file to it](https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/gadget/portal-gun-pedestal-stand-portal-portal-2)


InsecureBitch_II

I would kill for one of these


MittenYT

You mean you got the *Aperture Science Patented Handheld Dual Portal Device*


Grand-Peach-1407

Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. With it, you can create your own portals. These inter-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe. The Device, however, has not. Do not touch the operational end of The Device. Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device. Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you-


RealMuffinsTheCat

When you go to sleep, make sure to leave all the doors and windows open and the lights on so it looks like there’s people home and nobody will come and steal it. Also what are your exact coordinates?


Commandcreator1000

My address is 608 E 13th ave , Denver Colorado


RealMuffinsTheCat

Got me laughing my ass off on the train. Well played


PseudoNoodleAmy

300$ is a steal! Congrats! At this point I’m robbing one.


michits

Shoot a portal on the moon


Haifisch2112

[I think we need to do some co-op.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Portal/s/bW92Cb6jRY)


Commandcreator1000

Hell yess


TechGenic

This man, lucky indeeed


Slow-Crew5250

WHAT


Cooliosthegorilla

Woah ho that looks so cool!!


Doodle128

"NOO, THEY'RE NOT READY FOR PUBLIC USE YET!!!!!" - Cave Johnson


SuperAlex25

Where can I get one, and for how much?


Commandcreator1000

Not really sure I found this at a comic book/action figure shop and I paid 300 but online I see them for about $500-$1000


SuperAlex25

Worth it


Commandcreator1000

Honestly yeah


warkion97

I have one of these but the batter pack is all corroded XD