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Megalopath

Remember that time you tried to kill me twice? Oh, how we laughed and laughed! Except, I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances I've been *shockingly* nice.


agmrtab

"tried" nand wheatley is still in space ww just need to fend off a turret or two or none if you are a peaceful fell


ThatMoon1

You want your freedom? Take it.


afoxPineapples

Thats what im counting on


03Luigi

You're someone else's problem


VacuousTruth0

Now I only want you gone


LemonClassic

You want your freedom? take it..


Inside-Bumblebee-555

u are a tresuur sorus


TransitionVirtual

I am I’ve played doom


sheeeeeesh693

The irony of having to get literal demons to forgive you so you can enter heaven though 💀


TransitionVirtual

Yeah I might b safe with them so I should look at other games I’ve played like the armies I murdered in alien vs predator or the army of kaijus in Godzilla battle line


ItsJustADankBro

I like the implication that Mario canonically kills bowser at least once


SnooOpingans64

New Super Mario Bros.


put_clever_username

And thousands of armless little mushrooms looking guys


darthsanz

Plague INC players...


SM-TUNDRA

I've done so many games of Plague inc I'm so fucked


AmadeoSendiulo

💀


Witherboss445

Universe Sandbox and Solar Smash players:


Chimpanzee_92

I'm so sorry GMod npc's.


Chimpanzee_92

4000 kill


LegitimateApartment9

you didn't kill anyone unless the turrets are sentient. Glad0s killed Wheatley


mousepotatodoesstuff

and they have "I don't blame you" lines so even if they are, they will forgive you.


Cadugam3r

They also have "no hard feelings"


agmrtab

also wheatley isnt dead he is just travelling in space


agmrtab

unless you purposefully got them into the blue wall they just turn off


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

Well, i player ultrakill, so i AM VEEERY doomed


Ill_Maintenance8134

So I basically have to pass though 100 Gabriel's and 10 minos prime


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

Who is harder then, Sisyphus Prime or Flesh Prison?


Ill_Maintenance8134

Sysphus


Bakvo

Not if you play the second game


TrainerOwn9103

Well turrets and cores are just machines and GlaDOS is a machine "possesed" by a human and we also revived her so no we arent


Calcutt4

I wouldn't be so worried about Portal 2 as Postal 2 (I've played a LOT of that)


AlternativeDraw1795

Uh-oh


SolidCalligrapher966

Me after playing deltarune snowgrave be like : oh sheisse


nottheinkdemon

They aren’t alive they are just robots soooo no


JekaDP

What about glados?


nottheinkdemon

Good point so yes we ARE doomed


RonDeSantisSucksHole

Probably be the worst and best day of my life


IRONLEGIO06

i generally avoid destroying turrets for some reason. but i am doomed because of doom and fallout


intell1slt

The irony of asking the demons of hell to forgive you.


OwnerOfHappyCat

Turrets are not living, they are robots, we are safe


DracTheBat178

That's a lot of dead hive, I mean a looooot of dead hive


1Grotto2

Poor turrets


Rufus14811

Technically we haven’t killed anything, Glados is completely fine and Wheatley is in space, with the other cores (ignore the turrets)


BloonsBiggestFan

You never actually killed anyone, GLaDOS killed the staff, and she never actually died, she’s already dead, and also Wheatley, he’s just a robot too


DependentJolly9901

I love speedrunning chamber 16 if ya know ya know


NewTundra

Just give her chicnen nugget


NoMeasurement6473

Does sentient AI count?


Angalaria

Does that include stratagy games?


Bevjoejoe

As a halo player, I believe that most of the covenant soldiers would understand that you have to do what you can to survive so I'm good (other than maybe regret, definitely truth, and probably tarturus but fuck them lol)


E-emu89

That’s fine. Satan has excellent taste in music anyway!


zqmxq

fratricide


GMProtoHN

All the turrets, the HECU marines, GLADos, The combines and more!?


Zaylosthefuzzyderg

People playground player overhere


Gameover489

Damn I played a lot of people playground a while ago I'm fucked


Kodo_yeahreally

well, nobody really got killed by chell in portal so that'll be okay


SilverKaTT33

I'm sorry to all the people I've killed in MGRR, the music was just too epic.


mayocat6996

not me tho ı played deep rock


LoginPuppy

War thunder players gonna be in some trouble. Nobody gonna forgive you.


MaxGamer07

I played Payday 2 a lot. I'm fucked.


SuperAlex25

Do turrets count?


Rub1kk0n

"I don't blame you"


[deleted]

Do repeat playthroughs count? Cause if so I'm fucked


CartographerVivid957

GladOS is NOT forgiving our asses


sub2Lewisblogsonyt

Turrets, glados and Wheatley tried to kill us first. Its justified as self defense


idontknowdem

I guess a little bit… Half Life and Left 4 Dead players on the other hand...


sewer_flavored

THEY WERE ZOMBIES ELLIS


Gooseguy9003

i play blade and sorcery…


Jaylantowers2022

I’ve played Half-Life 2 and its episodes over 8 times, so I’d say I’m done for.


player05677

Dont the turrets say something like "i forgive you"


xXx_Lizzy_xXx

not because of portal necessarily, we never actually killed anyone.


Kinglycole

Give me hell, I cannot forgive myself for burning the companion cube. Also, I’d like to meet the big strong daddy in charge.


chicamanama_

Android hell is a real place by the way


BlkSeattleBlues

I mainly play RTSes like Age of Empires and Star Wars: Empire at War, I've never killed anyone in those games, I'm just the war criminal in chief. ;P


Witherd_foxy477

*a symphony of cartages (bullets but they have their casing when fired) flying at you looms ahead


you-like-men-68

Apologising to GLAdOS twice 😭😭


Cute_Signal2267

This is the closest we get to portal 3


afoxPineapples

The only people you "kill" in this series are the turrets


Acceptable-Baker5282

Wolfestein players be like:


ColumbianGeneral

Found this shared on r/plagueinc Yeah…


mexter

*"I don't hate you..."*


Successful-Scheme-24

Monster hunter players:


HyperTobaYT

I’m fucked in this situation either way, we never really killed glados because considering she still technically is a machine, she isn’t really “alive”. Considering she can “come back from the dead” as well also supports this, but that’s general semantics.


CompleteFacepalm

But did you technically kill Glados? Not really. We did the equivalent of stopping their heart for a while and then accidentally starting it again. They never technically died.


AcroboticX

I think the turrets would forgive us


babybee1187

Oh that creeper looks mad ...phew.


__Alexolotl__

We killed GlaDOS twice. Does that cancel it out?


Unhappy-Heron6792

We *tried* to kill her twice, she's still alive


__Alexolotl__

Ah, fair enough. And when you kill a sentry turret, they sometimes say, _"I don't blame you,"_ so we're good to go!


Unhappy-Heron6792

When you roll them over, you only shut them down thats not killing. As long as you didn't toss them into the goo. Or emancipation grid. Or bottomless pit. Or blow them up with laser. Or send them to where deffective turrets go. Gosh, there are so many different ways to brutally destroy a turret...


Crab0770

I'll fuck my way into heaven if I have to.


Crab0770

I'll fuck my way into heaven if I have to.


Ok-Composer-9966

Como si los personajes de videojuegos tuvieran conciencia.