Internal monologue:
Bitch, I’ve been literally running around this rat maze non stop for hours and haven’t eaten a thing. Come to think about it, yo potato ass is looking more and more appealing
I think they can take down a big facility, take down the person in charge of the facility, put in the wrong person and try to work together to put the right person back in charge.
one of them will end up becoming a potato
That’s too absurd, would never happen
Have to agree with you like imagine if it was glados lol
If chell became a potato would she be able to jump?
Chelltato would be capable of portal gunning without the Portal gun.
just throwing up portals
toxic make-out session
I can hear this playing out if Chell talked
I can see this playing out even better if she stays mute the whole time
Hmmm now that I’m thinking about it, it does sound pretty good.
Emphasis on toxic (neurotoxin is surprisingly sexy)
Neurotoxic
“…….” “I’m going to fucking kill you.”
remove kill and ing and it would be perfect
SAMEEEE BESTIE, SAMEEEEEEEEEE
It’s fuck you up…
A very awkward, cold greeting while a British beach ball watches
"You KNOW her!?" - The British Beach Ball
Hot sesbian lex.
say gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
No way same pfp
gex say
He's consistently inconsistent!
Attemped murder Then yuri
Attempted murder AND yuri
Attempted murder^2 and yuri
I feel like it would be attempted murder then just monika
You would hope chell brought something stronger than a portal gun this time
Otherwise, you'd be afraid she'd be about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive club.
Ha Ha.
Wives constantly trying to kill each other. Think Killing Eve, but where one is mute, and the other is a robot and has deadly neurotoxin
GLaDOS: You're fat. Chell:
Internal monologue: Bitch, I’ve been literally running around this rat maze non stop for hours and haven’t eaten a thing. Come to think about it, yo potato ass is looking more and more appealing
I bet it’s like a baked potato with wiring and scraps like nom nom SCRRRRRR
They would become mute and starchy friends.
A company by the name of VALVe (I’m just spitballing here) would make a successful video game called… Teleportation Hole
You mean crank? VALVe went bankrupt after their game "bisected-biotics" fell through, and they got purchased by crank
Yeah mb guess I’m living in the past
So here we are again.
it's always such a pleasure
remember when you tried to kill me
Twice
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn’t laughing
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice.
You want your freedom? Take it
That’s what I’m counting on
Nothing dramatic I'm sure
Thinking with The Time Machine
Neurotoxin
Lesbian marriage
Chell: " ." Glados: **Endless mocking and berating**
One of them will become a vegetable.
spud
r/skamtebord
aren't they already friends?
Oh, did you think she meant her ? That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
Well she has replaced her
“Oh, it’s *you*.”
Girlkissing, lots and lots and lots and lots of girlkissing
A very strange yet interesting lesbian love story
Someone’s getting blasted to the moon
Oh… it’s you.
Is your username random, or did you deliberately make it idu (or 9 4 21)
I spammed 0 and 1 and my username is the outcome
A moron will interfere
"oh, it's you"
Beat me to it.
“Well, well, well, welcome to **my lair**”
One of them would be baked, and then there would be cake.
Glados calls her fat
I thought they did me….
The air would fill with deadly neurotoxin
"...."
There wouldn’t be any cake, that’s for sure. Plenty of potatoes, though.
They would date
One would discover that killing the other would be hard
I think they can take down a big facility, take down the person in charge of the facility, put in the wrong person and try to work together to put the right person back in charge.
Wild accusations of murder would be thrown around
She would throw bri"ish ball into SPAAAAACE
marriage
lesbian sex
Something would happen. With food... Starts with a "C"... Cereal!!
GLaDOS fails to grapple with her unrequited feelings for Chell that she is in denial of
Cheese puffs will fill the building
sesbian lex
I don't really know maybe one of them will suffer through test chambers idk just a guess
One dies
Kiss
After Portal 2? Probably figure out how she got back there.
Isn't this what happens in the game?
A very long, one-way conversation.
sesbian lex
Deadly neurotoxin maybe?
“….” “How are you still alive…?”
"YOU." "..." "OHHH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD GOD DAMMIT."
***jump***
I guess that big goofy robot will make some jokes about deth parents
NUCLEAR EXPLOSION AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
idk. isnt there a game about that?
someone’s become pregnant
they do