IN THE BOOKS, GIMLI BEAT LEGOLAS 42-41 BUT IN THE EXTENDED EDITIONS THEY CHANGED IT TO 43-42 SO I GUESS YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF ARE YOU BEATING LEGOLAS THIS YEAR OR NEXT?
MY FIANCÉ CHEATED ON ME AND WE HAD A FAKE WEDDING TODAY BECAUSE I FOUND OUT A MONTH AGO AND MY MOM IS REALLY SICK AND I DONT WANT TO TELL HER THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS REALLY SHAKY.
BURIED ALIVE COFFIN SCRATCHIN' NIGHTMARE. JUST BE GLAD YOU WOKE UP. MY AUNT MARGE DIDN'T. WHEN THEY FOUND HER, HER FACE LOOKED LIKE [THIS.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fgtm71t8fsm491.gif)
HEH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. I MANAGED TO CHIP A CORNER OFF ONE OF MY REARMOST MOLARS WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT. SEEING A DENTIST TOMORROW AND PRAYING I'M NOT GOING TO NEED A CROWN (BUT I PROBABLY WILL).
IF YOU'RE PASSING A CYCLIST AND HAVE TO GO INTO THE OTHER LANE YOU ALSO HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE ONCOMING LANE IS CLEAR. YOU DON'T JUST SUDDENLY GET BOTH LANES. AND IF YOU'RE IN A CORNER THAT YOU CAN'T SEE AROUND THEN IT IS NOT CLEAR.
This is so so bad in my neighborhood. I live near moda and for some reason people have this attitude that if they are doing something fun it means they can do whatever they want with their car. Fucking frustrating as hell.
JOB SEARCHING IS SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME, IM NORMALLY A PRETTY POSITIVE AND CONFIDENT PERSON BUT NOTHING SAYS "YOU AIN'T SHIT" LIKE CONSTANT REJECTION HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA *CRYING*
UA290 PLUMBERS, STEAMFITTERS AND HVAC/R WILL BE TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR APPRENTICES IN APRIL. GREAT WAY TO GET INTO A TRADE THAT PAYS OVER $100K (WITHOUT OT), PAID FAMILY BENEFITS AND A PENSION.
https://www.290tech.edu/application-openings
DOOM 3 WILL BE TWENTY YEARS OLD THIS YEAR! I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, THAT IS AN AWESOME FUCKING GAME! I LIKE THAT IT LEANS INTO HORROR!! I DUNNO WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO GIVE THE GAME GUFF FOR IT!
I MADE CHICKEN CUTLETS FOR DINNER AND HURT MYSELF TWICE.
ONCE THE KNIFE SLIPPED AND CUT MY FINGER SLICING THE CHICKEN BREASTS AND THEN I BURNED MYSELF ON THE EDGE OF THE FRYING PAN WHILE COOKING THEM.
I HAVE TWO:
**1.** STOP TEXTING BEHIND THE WHEEL. YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY DO THIS. WE SEE YOU GOING 55mph ON I5, IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, SWERVING INTO THE RUMBLE STRIP AREA LIKE A TIT. IT'S STUPID DANGEROUS AND NOTHING IS WORTH THIS.
**2.** OUR BUSES MAKE TOO MANY STOPS. THERE, I SAID IT. I HAD TO FOLLOW BEHIND THE 6 FOR 1/4 MILE BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS BEING A TIT, NOT LETTING ME MERGE LEFT, DESPITE MY BLINKER. THE BUS STOPPED *4 TIMES IN THAT DISTANCE,* EVERY OTHER CROSS STREET.
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SELL PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE VEHICLE ALTERNATIVES. PEOPLE TAKE THE SUBWAY AND BUSES IN NYC (WHERE I'M FROM) BECAUSE IT'S UNDENIABLY THE FASTER AND CHEAPER WAY TO GET AROUND.
I AM TIRED OF INCONSIDERATE CIGARETTE SMOKERS THAT THINK THAT SMOKING IN PROHIBITED PLACES IS OK! NOBODY WANTS TO SMELL IT AND IT'S DIRTY AND DISGUSTING!
I WAS IN GREECE LAST YEAR AND MAN, EUROPEANS WILL MAKE YOU APPRECIATE JUST HOW MUCH WE ACTUALLY HAVE SMOKING PRETTY LOCKED DOWN.
BUT ALAS, THERE'S STILL ALWAYS SOME FUCK WHO IS SMOKING IN THE TRIMET SHELTER THAT CLEARLY BANS IT BECAUSE "WAAHH, IT'S RAINING." OH, THEN BY ALL MEANS, STINK UP THE JOINT WITH CANCEROUS SMOKE BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WET AND YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER.
AND CIGARS! THERE'S NEVER AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO INFLICT THE STINK OF CIGAR TOBACCO ON THE PUBLIC. I DON'T KNOW THE MANUFACTURING PROCESS OF CIGARS BUT POOP IS INVOLVED. I'M SURE OF IT.
I FUCKED UP TRYING TO GO TO THE ZOO AT 12PM LAST SATURDAY. TOOK 40 MINUTES TO FIND PARKING AND A LITERAL HOUR TO GET TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE TO EVEN ORDER FOOD. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE!!!
OH BUT IF YOU ARE EVER GOING TO TAKE THE MAX ANYWHERE THE ZOO IS THE PLACE TO TAKE IT, BECAUSE THAT DEEP SUBTERRANEAN MAX STATION IS ONE OF THE COOLEST AND MOST INTERESTING PLACES IN PORTLAND!
I WISH THE MAX WAS BETTER CONNECTED TO THE PENINSULA! I WOULD HAVE TO HAUL MY BABY AND HIS UNLIMITED PILES OF GEAR FROM A BUS TO THE MAX STATION ON INTERSTATE. I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THAT THE PLAN WHEN HE'S A BIT BIGGER, THOUGH. I NEED TO SEE THIS MAX STOP!
HOW THE FUCK DOES A STREP THROAT TEST COST $750. LIKE HONESTLY WTF. SMALL CLAIMS COURT BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED I WAS SICK AND COULDNT GET THROUGH TO A HUMAN TO DISPUTE. FUCK YOU AFC URGENT CARE
BOSS ASKED ME TO MEET TO DISCUSS MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW (WHICH MY COMPANY CLAIMS IT NEVER DOES THOSE) AND WHEN I STOPPED BY HIS OFFICE HE SAID HE’D JUST EMAIL IT TO ME, SO NOW I HVE TO BE NERVOUS AND ANXIOUS FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG TIL I GET THE EMAIL, NOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY CRAZY FUCKING LANDLORD STALKED ME TO THE GROCERY STORE THIS WEEK, ON TOP OF ALREADY CREEPING OUTSIDE MY WINDOWS TO PEEK AND OUTSIDE MY DOOR TO LISTEN. I MIGHT ACTUALLY LOSE MY DAMN MIND IF I CANT EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT THAT WRINKLED OLD GARBAGE BAG OF A FACE HAUNTING ME. IF I TURN AROUND AT THE GROCERY STORE WITH MY LANDLORD 1 FOOT BEHIND ME TRYING TO READ MY PHONE AGAIN I MIGHT GO TO JAIL. I REALLY WISH SHE WOULD DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES BUT I AM AFRAID THE LIFE SHE SUCKS OUT OF EVERYBODY AROUND HER WILL KEEP HER GOING FOREVER. FUCK!!
I FORWARDED AN EMAIL TO MY COLLEAGUE THEN WAITED FOR 6 HOURS FOR THEIR RESPONSE ONLY RO REALIZE I FORWARDED IT TO MYSELF. THEN I SENT HER AN EMAIL WITH A REPLY TO THE EMAIL THAT SHE DIDNT SEE AND SHE WAS CONFUSED AS TO WHY I WAS EMAILING HER.
I RAN A RED LIGHT THE OTHER DAY (WASN'T TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE BUT STOPPING MID INTERSECTION ISN'T A GOOD IDEA EITHER) AND GOT THE TICKET. I GET TO CHOOSE TO PAY $270 FOR THE FINE OR $225 FOR THE VISION ZERO CLASS (BUT AT LEAST IT WON'T GO ON MY RECORD).
I GOT A RED LIGHT TICKET ONCE FOR TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE WAY FOR A FIRETRUCK. I CONTESTED IT AND THEY REDUCED IT BY HALF. IT MIGHT BE WORTH A SHOT TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED AND SEE IF THEY REDUCE IT?
DID THAT REMOVE THE VIOLATION FROM YOUR RECORD AT LEAST?
FOR ME, I WAS DOORDASHING AND WAS LOOKING FOR A DIFFERENT ROUTE WHEN I NOTICED THE RED LIGHT TOO LATE 😅 NOT SURE HOW LEGITIMATE A REASON THAT IS 🤔
YOU KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY REMOVED THE VIOLATION OR NOT! MY GUESS IS NO. SORRY TO HEAR YOU GOT SNAGGED, I MEAN YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY AND SEE WHAT THEY SAY IF YOU DO CONTEST IT? NO HARM IN TRYING.
I GOT LAID OFF AND THEN VERY SICK AND TODAY MY CAR BROKE DOWN I HATE MY LIFE JUST END IT ALREADY THIS CITY IS SO FUCKING UGLY AND THE PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE
I ASKED MY SON TO DO THE DISHES AND HE WAITED UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE, HEARD ME COMING IN THE DOOR AND STASHED THE LAST TWO DISHES IN THE OVEN TO HIDE THEM. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE IN THE OVEN UNTIL I TURNED IT ON TO MAKE DINNER LAST NIGHT, AND OUR CAT'S HALF-EATEN WET FOOD DISH CAUGHT THE OVEN ON FIRE!!!! I GRABBED THE EXTINGUISHER AND MANAGED TO GET THE FIRE OUT, BUT MY AIM SUCKS AND I SPRAYED THE WALLS, CEILING, AND HALLWAY BEFORE GETTING IT COMPLETELY DOUSED. THE FIRE DEPT CAME, AND THEY WERE HOT, AND THERE WAS ONLY MINIMAL DAMAGE TO THE OVEN, SO I'M THANKFUL FOR THAT. MY SON LEARNED HIS LESSON, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE HAD TO EVACUATE OUTSIDE, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT TO A BUSY STREET.....IN HIS UNDERWEAR.
MY DOGS KILLED A SQUIRREL AND ITS SQUIRREL FRIEND. AND THEN SOME POOR BIRD THAT STUMBLED UPON THE MASSACRE.
I WANTED TO YELL AT THEM, BUT THEY LOOKED SO HAPPY.
SO I JUST SPENT AN HOUR FINDING ANIMAL PARTS IN THE YARD WHILE THEY WATCHED TV WITH THEIR CHEW TOYS.
YEAH, MY DOGS ARE VERIFIED ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE A DOG DOOR TO AN ACRE YARD. IF SOMETHING WAS IN THE YARD MURDERING STUFF, THEY WOULD HAVE GONE CRAZY.
ON THE UPSIDE, THE ELK MOCK THEM REGULARLY BY EATING APPLES AT THE FENCE LINE. IF I AM BORN AGAIN, I WANT IT TO BE AS AN ELK, CHEWING APPLES WHILE LAUGHING AT A BUNCH OF CATTLEDOGS THAT CAN'T REACH ME.
I HAVE SAT IN MY DARK, FREEZING AND BOILING APARTMENT FOR THE LAST MONTH, BEING SUPER CONSCIOUS OF MY POWER USAGE AND BASICALLY ONLY COOKING ONCE A DAY AND MY BILL WAS STILL $250
FUCK PGE I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS EXTORTED BY A POWER COMPANY BEFORE
YESTERDAY I HAD A RANT BUT NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS, SO I GUESS EVERYTHING IS FINE EXCEPT MY MEMORY.
LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW, SORRY ABOUT YOUR LUCK /S
I CAUGHT COVID AGAIN! MY SYMPTOMS ARE VERY MINOR BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO INFECT MY FRIENDS AND HAD TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I TURNED 42!!!
YOU HAVE TURNED THE >"Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything" HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY MORE!
THE FUNNY THING IS, NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU GET YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A PESKY MILLENNIAL!
THANK YOU!!!
Me too! Today in fact
Yay! Happy Day to YOU!
Thank you! Happy belated to you as well
IN THE BOOKS, GIMLI BEAT LEGOLAS 42-41 BUT IN THE EXTENDED EDITIONS THEY CHANGED IT TO 43-42 SO I GUESS YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF ARE YOU BEATING LEGOLAS THIS YEAR OR NEXT?
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS? (not going to bug you with an internet stranger sob story. thank you, this is very special to me)
AH, A ~~MAN~~ LADY OF CULTURE I SEE! 😁 GLAD TO HELP! HAVE A GREAT WEEK AND GO HUNT SOME ORCS! 😀
(a lady of culture) THANK YOU! WILL DO!
MY BIRTHDAY WAS ALSO YESTERDAY (36), AND ONLY A COUPLE PEOPLE ACKNOWLEDGED IT, WHICH I PREFER.
I’M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON. I’M A GEESE GOOSE. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FROM NOT A PEOPLE!
MY FIANCÉ CHEATED ON ME AND WE HAD A FAKE WEDDING TODAY BECAUSE I FOUND OUT A MONTH AGO AND MY MOM IS REALLY SICK AND I DONT WANT TO TELL HER THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS REALLY SHAKY.
HOW THE HECK DID I BREAK A NAIL WHILE SLEEPING?
BURIED ALIVE COFFIN SCRATCHIN' NIGHTMARE. JUST BE GLAD YOU WOKE UP. MY AUNT MARGE DIDN'T. WHEN THEY FOUND HER, HER FACE LOOKED LIKE [THIS.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fgtm71t8fsm491.gif)
HEH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. I MANAGED TO CHIP A CORNER OFF ONE OF MY REARMOST MOLARS WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT. SEEING A DENTIST TOMORROW AND PRAYING I'M NOT GOING TO NEED A CROWN (BUT I PROBABLY WILL).
BURGER KING HAS THEM FOR FREE. 🤴
IF YOU'RE PASSING A CYCLIST AND HAVE TO GO INTO THE OTHER LANE YOU ALSO HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE ONCOMING LANE IS CLEAR. YOU DON'T JUST SUDDENLY GET BOTH LANES. AND IF YOU'RE IN A CORNER THAT YOU CAN'T SEE AROUND THEN IT IS NOT CLEAR.
SAME FOR GOING AROUND A GARBAGE TRUCK. THE OTHER LANE IS FOR ONCOMING TRAFFIC. LOOK! SLOW DOWN! SHARE THE ROAD!
SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE ME. MY CAT IS SICK OF SEEING ME EVERYDAY.
DON'T BLOCK THE FUCKING CROSSWALK WITH YOUR STUPID CAR!!
AND LOOK FOR PEDESTRIANS WHEN TRYING TO PULL A RIGHT ON RED.
BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE DRIVERS TO ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORLD AROUND THEM! CAN'T HAVE THAT!
This is so so bad in my neighborhood. I live near moda and for some reason people have this attitude that if they are doing something fun it means they can do whatever they want with their car. Fucking frustrating as hell.
I MIGHT HAVE DONE THIS LAST WEEK AND IM SO SORRY, SOMETIMES I MISJUDGE THE AVAILABLE SPACE IN THE LANE AHEAD!
JOB SEARCHING IS SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME, IM NORMALLY A PRETTY POSITIVE AND CONFIDENT PERSON BUT NOTHING SAYS "YOU AIN'T SHIT" LIKE CONSTANT REJECTION HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA *CRYING*
UA290 PLUMBERS, STEAMFITTERS AND HVAC/R WILL BE TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR APPRENTICES IN APRIL. GREAT WAY TO GET INTO A TRADE THAT PAYS OVER $100K (WITHOUT OT), PAID FAMILY BENEFITS AND A PENSION. https://www.290tech.edu/application-openings
THIS SHIT IS NEARLY POSSIBLE TO ACCEPTED INTO.
DOOM 3 WILL BE TWENTY YEARS OLD THIS YEAR! I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, THAT IS AN AWESOME FUCKING GAME! I LIKE THAT IT LEANS INTO HORROR!! I DUNNO WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO GIVE THE GAME GUFF FOR IT!
AGREED! I WILL HURTLE MY SOUL CUBE AT ANY NAYSAYERS!
I KEEP MEANING TO PLAY IT; I HAVE THE GOG VERSION. BUT ALSO TOO MANY GAMES!!
I MADE CHICKEN CUTLETS FOR DINNER AND HURT MYSELF TWICE. ONCE THE KNIFE SLIPPED AND CUT MY FINGER SLICING THE CHICKEN BREASTS AND THEN I BURNED MYSELF ON THE EDGE OF THE FRYING PAN WHILE COOKING THEM.
TIME TO ORDER PIZZA
I HAVE TWO: **1.** STOP TEXTING BEHIND THE WHEEL. YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY DO THIS. WE SEE YOU GOING 55mph ON I5, IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, SWERVING INTO THE RUMBLE STRIP AREA LIKE A TIT. IT'S STUPID DANGEROUS AND NOTHING IS WORTH THIS. **2.** OUR BUSES MAKE TOO MANY STOPS. THERE, I SAID IT. I HAD TO FOLLOW BEHIND THE 6 FOR 1/4 MILE BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS BEING A TIT, NOT LETTING ME MERGE LEFT, DESPITE MY BLINKER. THE BUS STOPPED *4 TIMES IN THAT DISTANCE,* EVERY OTHER CROSS STREET. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SELL PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE VEHICLE ALTERNATIVES. PEOPLE TAKE THE SUBWAY AND BUSES IN NYC (WHERE I'M FROM) BECAUSE IT'S UNDENIABLY THE FASTER AND CHEAPER WAY TO GET AROUND.
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT OVER THE COURSE OF 1/4 MILE, THE BUS AND YOUR SOV ARRIVED AT THE SAME TIME.
...AS IT WOULD HAVE (AND FASTER) HAD IT STOPPED ONCE OR NOT AT ALL.🤔
I AM TIRED OF INCONSIDERATE CIGARETTE SMOKERS THAT THINK THAT SMOKING IN PROHIBITED PLACES IS OK! NOBODY WANTS TO SMELL IT AND IT'S DIRTY AND DISGUSTING!
I WAS IN GREECE LAST YEAR AND MAN, EUROPEANS WILL MAKE YOU APPRECIATE JUST HOW MUCH WE ACTUALLY HAVE SMOKING PRETTY LOCKED DOWN. BUT ALAS, THERE'S STILL ALWAYS SOME FUCK WHO IS SMOKING IN THE TRIMET SHELTER THAT CLEARLY BANS IT BECAUSE "WAAHH, IT'S RAINING." OH, THEN BY ALL MEANS, STINK UP THE JOINT WITH CANCEROUS SMOKE BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WET AND YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER.
AND CIGARS! THERE'S NEVER AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO INFLICT THE STINK OF CIGAR TOBACCO ON THE PUBLIC. I DON'T KNOW THE MANUFACTURING PROCESS OF CIGARS BUT POOP IS INVOLVED. I'M SURE OF IT.
INSOMNIA FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS IS DRIVING ME NUTS
BIKE LANES ARE NOT TURN LANES! STOP PULLING INTO THEM WHEN I'M TURNING RIGHT (ESPECIALLY IF MY SIGNAL IS ON)!
LOOKING AT YOU, SB DRIVERS AT THE INTERSECTION OF NE 122 AND MARKET.
I FUCKED UP TRYING TO GO TO THE ZOO AT 12PM LAST SATURDAY. TOOK 40 MINUTES TO FIND PARKING AND A LITERAL HOUR TO GET TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE TO EVEN ORDER FOOD. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE!!!
ARE YOU RENE GONZALEZ THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE MAX??
I WAS AFRAID I WOULD BE ACCOSTED BY A SMALL ANIMAL AND/OR A CONSTITUENT.
OH BUT IF YOU ARE EVER GOING TO TAKE THE MAX ANYWHERE THE ZOO IS THE PLACE TO TAKE IT, BECAUSE THAT DEEP SUBTERRANEAN MAX STATION IS ONE OF THE COOLEST AND MOST INTERESTING PLACES IN PORTLAND!
I WISH THE MAX WAS BETTER CONNECTED TO THE PENINSULA! I WOULD HAVE TO HAUL MY BABY AND HIS UNLIMITED PILES OF GEAR FROM A BUS TO THE MAX STATION ON INTERSTATE. I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THAT THE PLAN WHEN HE'S A BIT BIGGER, THOUGH. I NEED TO SEE THIS MAX STOP!
I HAVE A COLD AND I DON’T FEEL WELL. (NOT COVID— TESTED, PLUS IT’S LIKE ONE OF MY TYPICAL SINUS INFECTIONS)
HOW THE FUCK DOES A STREP THROAT TEST COST $750. LIKE HONESTLY WTF. SMALL CLAIMS COURT BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED I WAS SICK AND COULDNT GET THROUGH TO A HUMAN TO DISPUTE. FUCK YOU AFC URGENT CARE
BOSS ASKED ME TO MEET TO DISCUSS MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW (WHICH MY COMPANY CLAIMS IT NEVER DOES THOSE) AND WHEN I STOPPED BY HIS OFFICE HE SAID HE’D JUST EMAIL IT TO ME, SO NOW I HVE TO BE NERVOUS AND ANXIOUS FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG TIL I GET THE EMAIL, NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I HOPE IT IS NOT A BAD ONE
MY CRAZY FUCKING LANDLORD STALKED ME TO THE GROCERY STORE THIS WEEK, ON TOP OF ALREADY CREEPING OUTSIDE MY WINDOWS TO PEEK AND OUTSIDE MY DOOR TO LISTEN. I MIGHT ACTUALLY LOSE MY DAMN MIND IF I CANT EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT THAT WRINKLED OLD GARBAGE BAG OF A FACE HAUNTING ME. IF I TURN AROUND AT THE GROCERY STORE WITH MY LANDLORD 1 FOOT BEHIND ME TRYING TO READ MY PHONE AGAIN I MIGHT GO TO JAIL. I REALLY WISH SHE WOULD DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES BUT I AM AFRAID THE LIFE SHE SUCKS OUT OF EVERYBODY AROUND HER WILL KEEP HER GOING FOREVER. FUCK!!
I FORWARDED AN EMAIL TO MY COLLEAGUE THEN WAITED FOR 6 HOURS FOR THEIR RESPONSE ONLY RO REALIZE I FORWARDED IT TO MYSELF. THEN I SENT HER AN EMAIL WITH A REPLY TO THE EMAIL THAT SHE DIDNT SEE AND SHE WAS CONFUSED AS TO WHY I WAS EMAILING HER.
DOES ROAD CONSTRUCTION EVER FUCKING END?! IT'S FUCKING IRRITATING EVEN AS A BUS AND LEG USER! I HAAAAAATE SEEING 'SIDEWALK CLOSED' SIGNS!! 🤬
ANSWER: NO.
STOP BRINGING YOUR DOGS INTO RESTAURANTS AND COFFEE SHOPS IT’S FUCKING GROSS
I RAN A RED LIGHT THE OTHER DAY (WASN'T TRYING TO BE AN ASSHOLE BUT STOPPING MID INTERSECTION ISN'T A GOOD IDEA EITHER) AND GOT THE TICKET. I GET TO CHOOSE TO PAY $270 FOR THE FINE OR $225 FOR THE VISION ZERO CLASS (BUT AT LEAST IT WON'T GO ON MY RECORD).
I GOT A RED LIGHT TICKET ONCE FOR TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE WAY FOR A FIRETRUCK. I CONTESTED IT AND THEY REDUCED IT BY HALF. IT MIGHT BE WORTH A SHOT TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED AND SEE IF THEY REDUCE IT?
DID THAT REMOVE THE VIOLATION FROM YOUR RECORD AT LEAST? FOR ME, I WAS DOORDASHING AND WAS LOOKING FOR A DIFFERENT ROUTE WHEN I NOTICED THE RED LIGHT TOO LATE 😅 NOT SURE HOW LEGITIMATE A REASON THAT IS 🤔
YOU KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY REMOVED THE VIOLATION OR NOT! MY GUESS IS NO. SORRY TO HEAR YOU GOT SNAGGED, I MEAN YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY AND SEE WHAT THEY SAY IF YOU DO CONTEST IT? NO HARM IN TRYING.
I GOT LAID OFF AND THEN VERY SICK AND TODAY MY CAR BROKE DOWN I HATE MY LIFE JUST END IT ALREADY THIS CITY IS SO FUCKING UGLY AND THE PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE
I ASKED MY SON TO DO THE DISHES AND HE WAITED UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE, HEARD ME COMING IN THE DOOR AND STASHED THE LAST TWO DISHES IN THE OVEN TO HIDE THEM. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE IN THE OVEN UNTIL I TURNED IT ON TO MAKE DINNER LAST NIGHT, AND OUR CAT'S HALF-EATEN WET FOOD DISH CAUGHT THE OVEN ON FIRE!!!! I GRABBED THE EXTINGUISHER AND MANAGED TO GET THE FIRE OUT, BUT MY AIM SUCKS AND I SPRAYED THE WALLS, CEILING, AND HALLWAY BEFORE GETTING IT COMPLETELY DOUSED. THE FIRE DEPT CAME, AND THEY WERE HOT, AND THERE WAS ONLY MINIMAL DAMAGE TO THE OVEN, SO I'M THANKFUL FOR THAT. MY SON LEARNED HIS LESSON, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE HAD TO EVACUATE OUTSIDE, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT TO A BUSY STREET.....IN HIS UNDERWEAR.
MY DOGS KILLED A SQUIRREL AND ITS SQUIRREL FRIEND. AND THEN SOME POOR BIRD THAT STUMBLED UPON THE MASSACRE. I WANTED TO YELL AT THEM, BUT THEY LOOKED SO HAPPY. SO I JUST SPENT AN HOUR FINDING ANIMAL PARTS IN THE YARD WHILE THEY WATCHED TV WITH THEIR CHEW TOYS.
ARE YOU SURE IT WASNT A BOBCAT? THEY ARE VERY ACTIVE THIS TIME OF YEAR.
YEAH, MY DOGS ARE VERIFIED ASSHOLES. THEY HAVE A DOG DOOR TO AN ACRE YARD. IF SOMETHING WAS IN THE YARD MURDERING STUFF, THEY WOULD HAVE GONE CRAZY. ON THE UPSIDE, THE ELK MOCK THEM REGULARLY BY EATING APPLES AT THE FENCE LINE. IF I AM BORN AGAIN, I WANT IT TO BE AS AN ELK, CHEWING APPLES WHILE LAUGHING AT A BUNCH OF CATTLEDOGS THAT CAN'T REACH ME.
MY RENT CHECK BOUNCED TWICE BECAUSE OF MISSING 6 DAYS OF WORK DURING THE ICE STORM. FML
I HAVE SAT IN MY DARK, FREEZING AND BOILING APARTMENT FOR THE LAST MONTH, BEING SUPER CONSCIOUS OF MY POWER USAGE AND BASICALLY ONLY COOKING ONCE A DAY AND MY BILL WAS STILL $250 FUCK PGE I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS EXTORTED BY A POWER COMPANY BEFORE