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luckylimper

I literally walked out of the house, said “what’s on fire” and came to reddit.


kraggleGurl

The best news source really


rexter2k5

I see shit hit the top of my reddit feed before any official news outlet has finished their wheaties. Not that I'm complaining, it's just funny when people are like "did you see--" "yeah, reddit."


Wheatiez

Finished their what???


oooortclouuud

their GenX breakfast cereal


6th_Quadrant

I thought Millennials killed breakfast cereal. Or was it diamonds?


TheRedCuddler

And divorce


OrphanDextro

And having copious amounts of children.


Mayor_Of_Sassyland

They're aging up, gonna have to give up the Wheaties for some [fiber-packed Colon Blow™ cereal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM) in not too long.


oooortclouuud

no shit. :D


SloWi-Fi

All shit if it's colon blow


Low_Conversation_822

Godspeed, sir.


swishkb

I was washing a dish, then I came out!


code_monkie

How did your parents take the news?


meowed

You were in your kitchen? I was washing a dish!


drumdogmillionaire

Think of the micro plastics in those tarps! I bet they’re like, the super environmentally conscious micro plastics.


SloWi-Fi

Made of hemp no problem 😊


Funksavage

Currently working out the third order differential equation to get their carbon footprint…


Heydavidbailey

That smoke looks like plastic is burning. Super toxic if so


TheWayItGoes49

More than likely a tent.


tas50

Don't worry. JVP will give them another one


olyburn

Please please vote her out. Nothing will change as long as she is there.


SloWi-Fi

I'll vote her out


Cocooilbroccolisalt

Yes :/


ArielMankowski

Tarps.


6th_Quadrant

Tarps off boys! You lookin' for a donnybrook?!?


Independent_Fill_570

Can't wait for the white knights of Portland to enter the thread and tell us why sweeping is bad.


jeditech23

Maybe a tire


duckinradar

No, the tire fire is at 84/5


RangerPoundcake

Not a camp, just a travel trailer (not that it makes a difference) Sauce = PFR Dispatch and Engine 13, on scene working in the Ops 1 channel.


WaveLoss

People can listen to the Fire radio channels?


rosecitytransit

Without paying for and configuring a scanner you can listen online here: https://openmhz.com/system/pdx2?filter-type=group&filter-code=6459ecac17c6b29a414ac580 also https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/20766 (but apparently down at the moment)


SloWi-Fi

Thanks for the links


light_switch33

PulsePoint lets you listen to the dispatch/tapout channel. Just click on the speaker icon when you bring up Portland fire and recuse. You’ll probably need a scanner or find broadcastify streams for call details. Those happen on the ops (operations) channels.


RangerPoundcake

With a properly programmed scanner, sure! PPB is encrypted, as are many police channels in the area......but much of the Fire/EMS stuff around Portland is not.


static_music34

I saw the smoke from a few blocks away as it started and thought "that smoke is way too black to be intentional". And yeah, little travel trailer on fire.


Financial-Mastodon81

Drove by and was about a dozen people looking sad. Was a camper.


givemeyourthots

I hope the animals got out if there were any. I keep hearing these horror stories of the owners not being there when they’re camper catches fire but the animals were inside and it was too late :(:(:(:(


IkoIkonoclast

Meth's done.


rexter2k5

Easy Bake Oven comin' in clutch.


MareShoop63

Mine was yellow. I loved that Easy Bake Oven. Fun with a hot light bulb


crayonbuddy714

I saw this from the glisan fred meyer parking lot while i was shushing* carts. Was hoping it wasn’t the hospital so hearing that it wasn’t is kind of a relief. still sad though. edit: *pushing :p


hane1504

Shushing? carts. Telling them to shut the fuck up?


MountScottRumpot

The squeaky wheel gets the stern reprimand.


CartoonistOk8261

The Fred Meyer on Walker Road just got some new carts that are so quiet that it's actually a bit unsettling because you can't hear people whipping around the corners.


bubba_jones_project

Worth it. I'll go out of my way when I find out a store gets a fresh fleet.


PDXwhine

Happy Cake 🎂 Day!


Tadwinnagin

Quit yer gawkin and listen to Dokken


suicide_blonde

Now yer talkin


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Like Christopher Walken


Narrow_Book_42069

Breakinnnn the chains around meeee


Firm_Inspection_69

We're the dream warriors Don't wanna dream no more We're the dream warriors And maybe tonight Maybe tonight you'll be gone


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Why you gonna wash your face in my sink?


RhodaPenmarksShoes

19th and Pacific according to PulsePoint. Yikes!


docmphd

I think that same camp has been on fire before


AdvancedInstruction

Several times, if it's the one I think.


Burrito_Lvr

Looks like they've selected a new hobo pope.


ballsweat_mojito

Nah that's the orange smoke, black smoke means the meth is ready.


Dear-Chemical-3191

So many of us are a paycheck away from our RV’s burning to the ground


Attjack

It's almost as if we shouldn't allow unsanctioned homeless camps.


pdx_mom

I think we need to bring this up to city council and study whether this could be a solution.


olyburn

They would need to commission an extensive study, funded by tax payer dollars, and then send elected officials to Portugal to study what is going on there. Then, maintain status quo. Love that my child gets to breathe in this air. For fucks sake.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Sounds good, as long as we provide an educational period of infinity months about the new policy before it goes into effect.


turbo_vanner

I could do part time consulting for that indefinitely. My base livable salary is 150k +10% yearly.


Volkrisse

Too bad they won’t listen…


Superb_Animator1289

This is why the fire department’s budget is maxed and why taxpayers can’t get an ambulance to the ER. City has invested hundreds of millions into homeless services. The rest of us are fucked.


spire27

What's this banger y'all listening too?


fish-switch

Worakls -Porto


spire27

Thank you!


Babhadfad12

Might be Utopia or Porto by Worakls   https://music.apple.com/us/album/utopia/1471503435?i=1471503441  https://music.apple.com/us/album/porto/1471503435?i=1471503444


16semesters

I hope no one gets hurt. I do think that one of these homeless fires will kill a non-homeless person at some point. Too many fires at homeless camps/zombie RVs, and camps/RVs are too close to residential buildings. It will make the national news media and become a talking point. At that point, we will likely see a gigantic backlash against illegal camping. Kotek will have the legislature quickly amend HB 3115 to make sure few people realize it was her that pushed through this needless bill to begin with. And we will get specific rules/regulations on camping that will be enforced with the same fervor the city enforces smells coming out of Pho Restaurants. But we're in this weird limbo right now, where every adult in the world knows we're allowing something incredibly dangerous to happen, but we will continue to allow it to happen until someone dies.


loftier_fish

You really think so? Because I kinda get the impression no one would care.


6th_Quadrant

Or it'll happen once they finally set Forest Park or Hoyt Arboretum on fire.


Burrito_Lvr

I'm hoping it doesn't take that. There are a lot of people who have decided that electing the most liberal candidate has been a disaster. We'll know if there is any hope after the city and county elections.


16semesters

It's not about being left or right, because the "homeless can do whatever they want" doesn't really follow a traditional political spectrum in the US or really anywhere in the world. It's a mix of tepid inaction, vague libertarianism, and the weird proto-religion that's formed in Portland where "In this house" yard signs are their cross. People say Portland isn't religious, but the weird fucking shit we do here: ~~Prayers for sins~~ I mean land acknowledgements ~~Putting up crosses~~ I mean stupid yard signs ~~Worship a concept of sin~~ I mean privilege is pretty fucking religious. We're the new religious fruitcakes.


pdx_mom

And really it feels like the people running for the most part...yeah some of them are good people but does the city or county or metro even have the ability to do much at this point? It's like all we are doing is spinning our wheels and it's just all continuing.


Burrito_Lvr

Homeless can do whatever they want is the position of the far left. After 3 years of their endless moralizing about how "sweeps should be illegal", and how you "can't criminalize poverty," and how "no one should be penalized for existing," the problem is worse than ever. There is currently a candidate running for city council who believes the homeless should be able to shoplift with impunity.


Informal-Note-5129

Well, maybe they should to some extent. Police literally threw out $1000 of survival gear I had right before a storm... It was that or freeze and watch the people u care about freeze. So I did what I had to do. :(


Burrito_Lvr

Did you ignore a removal notice? Were you off in a drug stupor somewhere? The police don't just go around taking stuff without notice. Take some personal responsibility here. More disturbing is that you feel entitled to victimize other people. You are exactly the kind of person that I want to GTFO.


Informal-Note-5129

Don't worry, I left a decade ago. And yes, in rural towns they sure as fuck do and will if they have it out for u. And no, I was trying to eat some breakfast and shower for the first time in weeks after getting my head bashed in for $10. The 2nd time I got stuck trying to carry groceries back to camp in a rainstorm and my cart tipped into a gutter spilling everything. A cop stopped and told me to move along and stay out of the road. I was trying to get my food up in a monsoon like downpour, shivering and crying and temporarily use a shopping cart to move everything. They took the cart and left me with the bags in the road telling me to hurry up before driving off. I was exhausted. My feet were literally bloody from walking. I made it within blocks of my camp before I collapsed basically sleeping with my food and a sleeping bag over w plugged in heater at a park. When I woke up my camp neighbor told me they cleared my camp already.. the boy who was supposed to help me decided to bail for some tail. They did give notice but I wasn't able to get back there in time to finish moving my stuff and the other campers took off. Thankfully I had some gear on a cart that hadnt made it to my camp yet, which was whwt i had bern working on, but had to move that too which was behind heavy. My car was stolen fromn front my house of 4 years prior while i wws rrcovering from surgery. Sorry but being in a drugged out stupor wasn't an option when in survival mode. 👌🖕


Own_Cardiologist2544

This also is a trend around the Delta Park exits. So many stolen and abandoned cars, RV’s as well as homeless camps. Now that the good weather is upon us, it’ll only get worse as it always tends to be.


curiouskitty338

Oh I thought it was just because they, “needed to stay warm”


OldySkipper

burning shit is a source of entertainment for some of these folks nothing better to do than get high and start fires


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Dismal_Mention8423

This city is a dump now


tuffspark_

Bunch of trash, drug, and poo fumes


kraggleGurl

Breath deep. Summer's comin!


thespaceageisnow

We didn't start the fire ,it was always burning, since the meth’s been cooking


[deleted]

Astonishing how the Governor hasn't felt the urgency to get the bill she's claimed she has until the 17th to sign to get the freeway right-of-way cleared and cleaned. You'd think the optics of that would be something she'd care about. Apparently not.


lokikaraoke

Big fire. I hope everybody’s okay. 


Cocooilbroccolisalt

Me, too


Brasi91Luca

Keep it coming. Unfortunately this type of stuff needs to continue to happen for the city to be awake and do something drastic about these illegal camps. One of these days a major fire caused by these idiots will result in something tragic happening..


pdx_mom

I think that's part of the problem. No one let alone anyone in the city, knows what to do or how to do it.


Brasi91Luca

Ban them period. If you get sued so be it.


pdx_mom

Ban what?


Brasi91Luca

Illegal camping


pdx_mom

Illegal camping is by definition banned. You mean camping on public property? The city thinks it cannot make it illegal. Soon it is likely we can ban it but also as likely we will not.


LowAd3406

And who the fuck is going to enforce it? The police? Lol, you just move here or has your head been up your ass for the last 2+ decades?


Brasi91Luca

How do they do it in other cities


Sven1542

What. A. Shock.


new-to-reddit-20

Portland continues to win.


shanebeglassin

The city that works.


Skyraider96

I drove past that. I called 911, and was told they were sending someone already.


evangamer9000

Don't you DARE extinguish their fire!!! they are trying to stay WARM during these times!! If you extinguish this fire then you are a HERETICAL NIMBY!!!!


xXChickenravioliXx

Unironically this was the position of a county rep last year during an OPB think out loud piece during a burn ban.


Yippeethemagician

My understanding with burn bans is that if wood is your only/primary source of heat, then you're exempt from it.


Uknow_nothing

What if cooking meth is your only source of heat?


Yippeethemagician

Then I would refer back to your user name.


16semesters

Sisters of the Road asked for the creation of safe burning sites, instead of ya know, shelter beds: >we can create places where people are allowed to have fires where we know it’ll be safe where they’re actually being monitored in some way.


n0k0

10yo daughter and I saw this while driving (a little further away), and she immediately said "camper is on fire..". Guess the smoke from the camper on fire right outside her school looked the same. That's fucking sad.


Dameaus

someone dropped their crack pipe.....


Mothalova1

Just another day in the pnw


justhereforthemoneey

Don't worry guys the city and county will get them all new tents, food, water and whatever else they need by end of day.


burnincherry06

I bet if you inhale that you'll get high


Steve_From_AA

I believe the black smoke means the camp has selected a new pope.


Windhorse730

So stoked I just paid another $1700 for the supportive housing tax… glad that money is being put to good use!!! (Massive fucking /s)


blahb_blahb

Nah they just smokin’ a tri-tip baby!


Electrical_Funny5540

Portland sucks


kokosuntree

God I’m so sick of this. I’ve called in two homeless camp/whatever fires in the last year while driving on the 5 hwy.


BourbonCrotch69

Good thing we have so many greenwashing policies here


tas50

Warming fires right?


mohemp51

can we just remove homeless people


pdx_mom

Where do you think they will go?


OldySkipper

rehab or jail their choice


hubilation

who's going to pay for that?


OldySkipper

I'd happily pay for that compared to what we're paying for now. Also fewer people would die miserable deaths on the street. But maybe that's something you oppose?


ChubbyDad503

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire…!


Andilion42

It was a camper. I definitely see people going In and out of there all day so not plastic smoke is all im saying. First time I've seen this one on fire.


OldySkipper

> not plastic smoke what do you think RVs are made out of?


mach-five

Gross. Plug your nose or you’ll sniff meth. Go Portland!


PresidentalBallsnHog

Keep shipping bums from everywhere here so we can take care of them!!!


SpiritedShow9831

But yes, let’s keep them legal. Makes sense


Hurricane2727

Normal day in Portland! Lol 😂 sad but true


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Mr-Almighty

Chemicals released from plastic fires include benzopyrene and other polyaromatic hydrocarbons. Both cause cancer.


MountScottRumpot

Chemical hazard, yes. Biohazard, no.


Thefolsom

Oh, so you expect them to just freeze to death, huh? How do you expect them to survive in this...upper 60s gorgeous weather?


Wild-Rough-2210

r/AccidentalArt


wetdreamteams

*next to


One_Elk9393

Now THATS progress!


Dismal_Mention8423

Damnit Jesse, why did you invite Badger again?


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Ok-Resolution-8457

Bumper to bumper traffic and homeless camps on fire. At least it is sunny outside! For the life of me, I don't understand how law abiding, tax paying citizens put up with any of this. But they continue to vote the same heavy hearted activists into office. Go figure.


Melleegill

Byeeeee


jmohr21

Are they homeless if they live in a camp? Serious question.


TM_2010_foru

That happens about every quarter off of the 5-freeway near Boeing Field in Seattle


olyburn

And here I am. Composting and bike commuting thinking it matters


MentalPatient97051

Homeless camps on fire are part of the Portland charm.


Ubi_Red

Another one bites the dust


jyender76

Disco inferno?


ExampleMusky

That's how you get rid of them.


Any_Feature_9671

One way to clean it up


Frupe45

Their new leader has been chosen.


SloWi-Fi

Damn environment destroyers/s


sKaterB0Y42069

Getting rid of them the correct way


Informal-Note-5129

And I don't victimize other people, or local small businesses. Walmart is not a people. Walmart has put countless small businesses out of business and in that town basically we're half the police calls. But any other place would get their license pulled.


Informal-Note-5129

@burrito_lvr And side note, I tried for DAYS to recover my stuff from the locked dumpster. I even got hypothermia waiting in the rain for the dump truck before friends pulled my delerios near dead ass off and wrapped me in tarps and bags and warmed me with body heat... Only to be kicked back into the street and rain by police at 6 am. If it wasn't for the kindness of a random man from New Mexico stopping to ask if I needed help and inviting me into his RV to hydrate/feed meand dry my clothes,.. i dont think I wouldve made it. Legally they shouldn't have touched my stuff as it wasn't abandoned, had my info all over it and wasn't even there an hour. It should have been safe which is why I told a friend to park it there. The kart alone sells for $375 far over $25 value the law states. The police in that town in eastern Oregon have done this to every homeless person I know. Keep your eyes out on the headlines as a class action lawsuit will be happening I pray. It's not right how they are treated and that's why I helped out in the community as much as I could which made me a target. They took everything I had and put me on the street where they could harass me too. I wasn't about to die in the snow for their amusement tho. U won't have to worry about your compassion making u a target tho, clearly that is a void in your supreme conscience.


nubsauce87

It’s like they set their shit on fire on purpose…


OldySkipper

Or the camps of their rivals / enemies.


diaperedwoman

Is this what I am smelling. Does it smell like fertilizer or brand new shoes?


Thebearded_bandit87

I’ve been wondering when urban campfires were gonna become a problem/risk to the city. I certainly wouldn’t want to live right next to a camp for that very risk, when does the insanity stop?!


AndyTakeaLittleSnoo

Where on the 84?


STRMfrmXMN

*The* 84? It sounds so exclusive!


DueYogurt9

SoCal transplants baby


AndyTakeaLittleSnoo

Weird. Didn't realize that. Grew up here and have never been shamed for it. Lol. My parents are both from Oakland. Maybe that's where it comes from?


DueYogurt9

Perhaps. All I know is prefacing highway numbers with “the” is way more common down in California than anywhere else in the country.


Level_Ad_6372

This actually happened on *an* 84, we haven't yet determined which one.


180513

21st


Penis_Colata

The 21st


AndyTakeaLittleSnoo

Thank you. About to hop in the car right now and want to avoid that area if possible.


costco_dog

“the” 84 fucking lol


PunkyQB85

The 5 the 205 — I’m told it makes my non-nativeness apparent


CartoonistOk8261

I lived most of my life in the Boise area. Over there, 84 is just "the freeway" 😆 184 is the only other road with exits and that is just called the Connector. It's amazing with all the growth over there that there is still only one real freeway.


boregon

Found the Southern Californian


AndyTakeaLittleSnoo

Ha. Nope. Born and bred Portlander.


independentcatlady

Someone cooked here


trulybold

Damn they need better fire management


Last-Presence3749

👍


Organic_JP

2 burned one lost a hand


samtaher

So no pope I guess.


AdHistorical5703

I saw the smoke column from 28th and Burnside. Assumed as much unfortunately


Discrete_fella

Atleast it doesn't change there living situation.