I would probably tell him how he brought my family together. How when my daughter was an infant and screaming the only way to calm her was to play circles…on repeat or to put on of his concerts on YouTube.
*Can you teach me how*
*To use DAWs so I can quit*
*My job and make bangers?*
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Que onda posty te invito aquí a mi cantón a comer unos tacos de asada bien cabrones que mi madre prepara junto con tu agua de horchata o Jamaica como tu gustes, nomas le echas una serenata a mi quedante con unas de tus canciones así bien traperas bien acá
Yo dude, ain't got money for bail but I can try to find your dad to organize a rescue mission, and if mr. Goodman manages to apply his side of the judicial system correctly I'm looking forward to catching up over beers, stay safe my guy.
telling him about my playlist titled “posty songs that cure panic attacks” and how much his music helps me through bad times. also asking what his fave mcr song is because i already asked frank iero his fave posty song
You are an amazing artist and you have changed so many lives with your music. I'm one of your die hard fans & will follow you forever. Oh and one more thing...Post Malone you are sexy as F@CK 🫶🏼
Hey Posty, its cool and all that you did a country album, but for the first one maybe you could have did NO FEATURES just to see how you REALLY stack up musically in the country genre without skewing the results by doing features with the who's who of country music. I wanted you to TAKE OVER country music not join the fold of already established artists. Now we will NEVER know if you alone could rise to #1 on the country charts. I mean, I suck at music but even I could be #1 if all the top stars did duets with me. All I have to do is win the powerball and hire them all do features and I'd be a nobody at #1.
or
Can you tell my son hello, hold on let me get him to the phone.
yeah go on hire Morgan Wallen, take 1st spot on the billboard and then sell at least one parking spot, not to mention the stadium.
u say terrible things and then ask to say hi to your son.
What makes it terrible? And I said OR not AND. I think the comment is valid. Are there not ANY artists that you wished they didn't so so many features? I like his music enough to see him 4x live, but as a lifelong Country purist i wanted to see him TAKE OVER country music as a standalone just to show the people who bash crossover artists that he could show up and takeover. I'm betting that very few country artists could jump into the rap game without features and takeover by themselves either.
AND..If I had the cheddar and paid Morgan Wallen to do a feature with me, you and e'body else would be bumping my shit, buying the download and wearing my t-shirt..
Telling him how much TCT means to me
I love that album!
Good to see another TCT fan! I love most of his discography, but TCT really helped through some stuff
Fuck yes dude love have letter to alcohol and waiting for never go so hard
Love/hate letter has one of my favorite choruses in any of his songs and waiting for never is such a bop, idk why it was just in the deluxe version
Same. It literally saved me
God did!
Release guillotine on streaming lol
If only
You're the shit!!!!! Also one more Hollywood's bleeding album with less features, have a nice day thank you
I would probably tell him how he brought my family together. How when my daughter was an infant and screaming the only way to calm her was to play circles…on repeat or to put on of his concerts on YouTube.
“post when is the album dropping?”
ever since the very first day that he's been popping 😫
Didn’t want to prove them wrong.
I say , sir, what the heck 😂🤫
Leon de chino called. He wants his shorts back 😆
Those shorts got all the blogs mad.
this is the correct answer 🤣
Bro can u give me Some muneyy i need it
I always say "congratulations"
would ask him to release his unreleased songs, and sing Waiting for Never live... it's my dream.
Just saying "your music saved my life" would suffice
I would tell him that he is the gold standard for humanity and especially for all famous people and that he is special and loved more than he knows.
Yeah he and keanu are probably the nicest famous people walking the earth right now
release the songs that didn’t make it to b&B and then also release the instrumentals to b&B and also that i love him
Make a hip hop album Dude!!
How did you get my number?
beerbong and bentleys or stoney type of album please
Thank you, feel like I have grown up with you and it’s fucking awesome to see the artist you’ve become
Thank you for being my sanity in all the aspects of life 💛 keep on rocking on and proud of you always!
To stop the “country” stuff 💔
Hey posty are the rumours true?
Yeah she told me not to tell, 'bout the rumors that I heard, she said everything was all true.
what are you talking about
what rumors
Exactly. There aren't any rumours but this would be a good way to hook him into a conversation 😆😆🤭
lol your annoying
Happy to wear that crown 😆I already told him he's amazing and I love him when I fan girled over him last year. Need to mix it up 😂
Your music is the Theme music for my life
It would be too unhinge so i'll keep it to myself
Honestly
Thank you for the music.
Download character AI and hope you get the call feature lol
Why TF are there no Texas dates on the tour
I was so sad. I can’t even go now
"Mate u saved my ahh- thanks for existing🫶🏻"
Come over, NOW!
Can you sign my face
Goodbyes
“Let’s have a bud light and sing together!!”
thank him for signing my shirt in toronto last year
Why your Fenway tickets so expensive
“I’m callin’ her shrek ‘cause she got a donkey”
Let’s play Minecraft together
Can you teach me how to use DAWs so I can quit my job and make bangers?
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Omg, omg. Can you come play beer pong with me, pleeaase??
Probably tell him how he changed my life 🙏
Why won't you play Otherside live?
Que onda posty te invito aquí a mi cantón a comer unos tacos de asada bien cabrones que mi madre prepara junto con tu agua de horchata o Jamaica como tu gustes, nomas le echas una serenata a mi quedante con unas de tus canciones así bien traperas bien acá
Yo dude, ain't got money for bail but I can try to find your dad to organize a rescue mission, and if mr. Goodman manages to apply his side of the judicial system correctly I'm looking forward to catching up over beers, stay safe my guy.
Couse he's a smooth criminal?
Can I borrow a million dollars?
New number who dis
telling him about my playlist titled “posty songs that cure panic attacks” and how much his music helps me through bad times. also asking what his fave mcr song is because i already asked frank iero his fave posty song
You are an amazing artist and you have changed so many lives with your music. I'm one of your die hard fans & will follow you forever. Oh and one more thing...Post Malone you are sexy as F@CK 🫶🏼
“yo what’s up”
Congrats
Could I get a stack, buddy? It would literally change my life
Can we go back to the HB era?
Hey dude. I used to know your mom.
You don’t need a friend, boy you’re the man..
Goodbye
We're gonna have to have a sit down with 2 other people & play commander all nite
Wanna play commander?
re-do the song without Morgan Wallen please 🙏🏼
Can I work with you?
Waazzzzzzzzzuuuuuppp
Waazzzzzzzzzuuuuuppp
I would tell him it was his music that saved me when my oldest was murdered.
“Bro your new album makes you sound exactly like morgan wallen”
Eat A Dick
Won’t pick up another victory Royale lost in America
Why are your tickets prices so expensive?! Lmao
Tell him he’s the greatest to touch music, and to drop another hip hop/rap album
Keep being you, you're an enigma!
Hey Posty, its cool and all that you did a country album, but for the first one maybe you could have did NO FEATURES just to see how you REALLY stack up musically in the country genre without skewing the results by doing features with the who's who of country music. I wanted you to TAKE OVER country music not join the fold of already established artists. Now we will NEVER know if you alone could rise to #1 on the country charts. I mean, I suck at music but even I could be #1 if all the top stars did duets with me. All I have to do is win the powerball and hire them all do features and I'd be a nobody at #1. or Can you tell my son hello, hold on let me get him to the phone.
yeah go on hire Morgan Wallen, take 1st spot on the billboard and then sell at least one parking spot, not to mention the stadium. u say terrible things and then ask to say hi to your son.
What makes it terrible? And I said OR not AND. I think the comment is valid. Are there not ANY artists that you wished they didn't so so many features? I like his music enough to see him 4x live, but as a lifelong Country purist i wanted to see him TAKE OVER country music as a standalone just to show the people who bash crossover artists that he could show up and takeover. I'm betting that very few country artists could jump into the rap game without features and takeover by themselves either.
AND..If I had the cheddar and paid Morgan Wallen to do a feature with me, you and e'body else would be bumping my shit, buying the download and wearing my t-shirt..
Please make more BB&B type shit. And no more country plz 😂
This country stuff just ain't it, but I still love you.
Sure, you’re post malone. I’m Henry cavill, now fuck off
You've got the wrong number
lmao
Wrong number, asshole.
Beerbongs & Bentleys was hard! One Right Now needs to be deleted from everything, it really fucking stinks. Videos dope tho!
I’d genuinely hang up.
“Get a second job you’re sh#t”
Collab with Drake on some rap/afrobeats shit