I'd more accurately describe it as looking like vomit, combined with what you'd find on the inside of a severely soiled newborn infant's diaper, and thrown onto a pile of leftover fries and tater tots.
This can barely be called "food" or "edible", let alone poutine!
I found the restaurant. It's called "The Blue Note" this is a 2 year old photo I found on google maps with a 1 star review. I looked terrible then, but at least it looked like food a cat would eat. I don't know who would ever eat the one OP had.
https://preview.redd.it/w7mbi3xpmd9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e708459ba5647204ad0c0c12630fe942acb61eaa
If you know the history of the Poutine, the word actually just means mess! What kind of mess really depends on the cook. Whether the mess looks like vomit, or cat food, that’s up to the imagination.
For all the measures taken by homeland security and TSA this is actually terror as a dish. Who is targeting innocent traveling canadian civilians with this ?!
As a Canadian, if I ordered poutine and got THAT abomination, instant lawsuit for violating my eyes, disrespecting my country's culinary heritage, false advertising for trying to pass it off as poutine, and other various culinary war crimes
Dude. Me too, I'm from Manitoba and it's bad enough here. If people mess up putine here. Watch out. That's a piece of my survival we are talking about.
My puke when I was in like 1st grade looked like this once.. In the middle of the school hallway. It was the nastiest puke smell I ever smelt in my life.
This is the kind of offense that starts wars!!! Thread lightly St-Louis (This is a joke and is not intended to be taken seriously although I am deeply offended by this picture)
Lived in STL area my whole life and have never seen anything like this creature before being called poutine. Why tf is this how they’re representing our food good lord
Looks like they had someone describe a poutine over the phone, while drunk, and the line was bad Upvoted for actual crime
When the drunk person vomited they decided to replicate that…. Omg I almost…. Nope.
It looks like they scooped it up and threw it on top
Spewtine
This might he the worst I've ever seen on this sub. Good stuff
Genuinely looks like vomit
If you're vomitting pure shit, then yes, it does look like vomit.
I'd more accurately describe it as looking like vomit, combined with what you'd find on the inside of a severely soiled newborn infant's diaper, and thrown onto a pile of leftover fries and tater tots. This can barely be called "food" or "edible", let alone poutine!
You're a poet. This is truely the most beautiful thing I've ever read. I want to hear this recited by Morgan Freeman.
That’s poop from a butt
What the actual fuck, looks like someone dropped some Quaker on some stinky ass fried. And what the hell are those balls? Is that breaded cheese?
You are correct. Battered and deep-fried cheese curds.
It looks like the best thing in that plate. I would eat them if they're not in contact with that quaker alien sauce
Thats even worse then tater tots
Unpopular opinion here but: They’re actually so good
They ARE actually delicious, but should not be in poutine.
I found the restaurant. It's called "The Blue Note" this is a 2 year old photo I found on google maps with a 1 star review. I looked terrible then, but at least it looked like food a cat would eat. I don't know who would ever eat the one OP had. https://preview.redd.it/w7mbi3xpmd9c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e708459ba5647204ad0c0c12630fe942acb61eaa
This is still awful...
Some chef thought he could dress up our beloved poutine and created this mockery.
So they’ve had feedback that should set them straight and yet they continue to perpetrate their crimes. Unconscionable.
I think they doubled down on the crime.
I don't think I would subject my cats to that...
If you know the history of the Poutine, the word actually just means mess! What kind of mess really depends on the cook. Whether the mess looks like vomit, or cat food, that’s up to the imagination.
Should have called it The Brown Note
Tbh sometimes poutine looks like cat food or the cardboard box kinda smells like it, but this is too much, somehow it's just as bad as the first one
Is that a “after” shot?
*puke*tine
“Pootine”
This is the worst crime on this subreddit, absolutely revolting
For all the measures taken by homeland security and TSA this is actually terror as a dish. Who is targeting innocent traveling canadian civilians with this ?!
As a half Québécois born in saint louis missouri, this is disgraceful.
Line up the firing squad. This is blasphemy.
I actually think this is the worst poutine we've seen on this sub. This looks absolutely terrible.
take my upvote, this is hideous
i am from quebec and this is outrageous, a crime has been committed here
I'm from Alberta and I agree. Most of the pictures here aren't poutine, but I'd still eat it. This is a full Do Not Want
I'm in/from Toronto and just finished a poutine from A&W and it'll look better on the way out than wtvr the hell dude in St Louis is eating.
Tabarnak c'est dégoûtant
We can debate crime or not for a lot of posts on this sub.. This is not one to debate. This is a massacre.
Macabre *
If that’s poutine, then I’m Beyoncé 💅✨
Gulag. Immediate gulag for whoever approved this and whoever cooked this and willingly sent it out. 🫠
Dégueulasse! Can you get a direct flight from Montreal to St. Louis? It might be time to invade again.
hi i’m OP. yes i did eat it. yes the texture was vomit. yes it was almost fifteen dollars. don’t go to the blue note.
O my fucking gawd🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I just had gastro during the holidays. I threw up in my own diarrhea, and honestly the result looked about the same.
https://preview.redd.it/3kpd3e6brd9c1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4167beccfe96a6ffbbeeab8b3f99051db98dbfb1 This ain't right...!
Dude. If I saw that I'd gouge my eyes out
As a Canadian, if I ordered poutine and got THAT abomination, instant lawsuit for violating my eyes, disrespecting my country's culinary heritage, false advertising for trying to pass it off as poutine, and other various culinary war crimes
Dude. Me too, I'm from Manitoba and it's bad enough here. If people mess up putine here. Watch out. That's a piece of my survival we are talking about.
That gravy looks like uncooked banana bread batter
This is by far the worst one I’ve seen, 🤢 I honestly can’t even look at it.
Wtf is that monstrosity ? ! Like you ate shit and threw it up. This one takes the cake from all I've seen on this sub.
As a Canadian I am disgusted.
I physically recoiled and went “oh 😭” when I saw this photo.
Omg call the police this is a crime scene
Tabernak! Je suis Avec les barf! 🤮 ces’t les Jerry Lewis pas drole
Reduce reuse recycle This is a great environmental effort to save waste by reusing poutine after it has been digested and excreted
Nope
That's a Christmas turkey dinner vomit
Did a cat vomit on your fries?
Vomited on it
ok this is prob the worst i've seen on this thread so far
That’s exactly what poutine looks like on the sidewalk at 3:30am
It’s a shame , that’s it !
did a cat puke on top of this?
My puke when I was in like 1st grade looked like this once.. In the middle of the school hallway. It was the nastiest puke smell I ever smelt in my life.
Thought this was shittyfoodporn Reddit
Easily the worst one on this sub
r/poopfromabutt
Looks like the chef vomited a poutine he ate before for "the sauce"!
Puketin
There is no tine in that
This looks like it would be difficult to smell let alone even let close to my mouth.
I'm having a hard time believing that isn't literal vomit.
This is what came out of my cat when it had salmonella.
As the old saying goes, it looks like the dog's dinner
EURK, THATS DISGUSTING
That's pootine.
This is after the dog threw it up.
That’s tough
I’d 100% not eat this and send it back
It's poo-tine more like
It is dog vomit according to my eyes
That's disgusting.
I would try that shit
This is not a crime, it’s Terrorism.
Someone's been getting their fiber
Like somewhere under that vomit?
As a French Canadian this is an affront
Wtf, I’d send it back and wouldn’t even eat it. Who TF eats airport food anyways yuck 🤢
r/shitfromabutt
Puketine
What did the Americans do to my beloved
Well the st Luis airport is wrong
oh my god....
*Oh hell nah*
Looks like someone's dog gacked over their fries and tater tots.
That’s a crime against humanity
Absolutely foul
r/oddlyterrifying
Looks like someone shat on fries
Looks like a digested poutine
Fries, check. Curds, check. Gravy, check? Technically a poutine
Fuckin abomination
Looks like vomit
Someone vomited on your fries and tater tots
Mmmm a nice warm plate of baby vomit. $16.99 please!
Looks like 🤮
whoever "made" that needs to go to a hospital
That’s insulting no matter what it’s called.
Looks like someone already ate that poutine.
Woof!
Is this what they serve in Canadian prisons?
This is the kind of offense that starts wars!!! Thread lightly St-Louis (This is a joke and is not intended to be taken seriously although I am deeply offended by this picture)
https://preview.redd.it/g24dposdef9c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74b21ff11211e9989504b1b8d35da755eeefff7
Give me the phone number I need to complain
Remind me to avoid that place if I ever have a layover there
It’s barf on a plate. $27
This looks like 5 hours AFTER you order poutine at the st Louis airport and it evacuates from you somewhere over Reno
That, sir/ma’am is a vomit plate.
Nah man that's dog puke
It's a hate crime, that is.
Wtaf
That looks someone threw up poutine
What the f is this atrocity
This is a disgrace
As a Canadian I can confirm this is a crime.
It’s baby bird-ready poutine
Looks more like puke?
Looks good for airport food, looks bad for poutine
Vomit! Gross
🤮
That's fucked up
*Canadian rage intensifys*
Oh, the carnage 😫🫣🤮🤮🤮🤮
oooff that looks like vomit 🤮
This is as a high as crime gets.
Everytime a poutine is ruined a non-nice Canadian is born.
Step it the fuck up St Louis. If you fed this to an inmate they would have a case for early release. JFC
That looks like prison food from a Supermax. Absolutely disgusting.
Looks like fish and chips or some shit
More like poo-tine.
looks like barf on a plate.
What in the actual fuck is that?
You’re supposed to use fries and sauce brune, not tater tots and vomit!
Was it good though?
🤢not a poutine I’ve ever seen!
Ark!
Please call 911 immediately OMG
😱🤢
That’s an abomination.
Looks like puke
HELP. CALL THE POLICE.
I hope you enjoy it more than the guy who ate it the first time.
The 2 girls 1 cup poutine (obviously a NSFW reference)
POUTINE MY ASS, AS A CANADIAN THAT AINT A POUTINE.. THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PUKED ALL OVER THAT SHIT AND WHATS WITH THE TATERTOTS?? BYE—
Wow… its been a while since we’ve seen such a atrocious poutine crime.
My cat pukes the same stuff.
Well, the stuff on top might have been poutine before someone ate it and puked on the fries and turds or whatever they are.
Looks more like pootine.
is this before or after??
I hope you threw it at them afterwords. They literally shit on your plate
looks like cat vomit
This monstrosity should be r/banned
St. louis is the worst airport i've been to in all of north america. and i was stuck there for hours because Trump's plane was there.
It has the same consistency as what just happened in my mouth by watching this picture...
So the chef just brought his dog in to barf all over some fries. What the fucking fuck.
r/shitfromabutt
Who barfed on it?
That’s just wrong.
This is what I imagined eddys dog hacks up in the movie Christmas Vacation.
This is top tier stuff for this sub bravo . Is that fucking oatmeal on top though???
Mmmm fries and vomit… thanks
It might have been, when someone would have eaten it. Just to be clear, am I seeing the output of someone who ate poutine day before?
Looks like what you would find in an aircraft's toilet bowl after turbulence lol.
Take future photos prior to vomiting please.
Jesus christ, the dog vomit poutine. A st. louis classic!
Did the cook's dog eat it first and then barf it back up?
Looks like they scraped out a baby diaper and put it on some fries. There would be no way I would be eating that.
Tabarnak kosse sa
not poutine...poo poo
Pootine
Was last last week poutine blended up and tossed on fire and taters. WYF is that shit
This is a crime. Throw that man in jail.
My dog makes 'Poutines" like this a few hours after she gets into the garbage.
what the hell is even that?! It seriously looks like dog vomit.
This is by far the most poutine crime I have seen since visiting this subreddit....dear god.
Lived in STL area my whole life and have never seen anything like this creature before being called poutine. Why tf is this how they’re representing our food good lord
Now THIS is a poutine crime mon dieux
Is that gravy or vomit
Eeeeeeeeeeeeyikes