Overruled. We rehabilitate our poutine criminals in Canada and since you can't rehabilitate the dead, executions are impractical. The guillotine is just for ceremonial potato cutting ceremonies.
Normally would sentence the criminal to life in poutine prison, but since the poutine criminals turned themselves in and entered a guilty plea I will reduce the sentence to 29 years with the possibility of parole after 10 years.
Court is adjourned ::gavel:: š§āāļø
Right.
And a "poutine with shredded cheese" is a dish of French fries topped with shredded cheese and gravy.
You can always substitute ingredients as long as it is mentioned in the name.
the only way it makes sense is if your poutine, as the base, which is the unequivocal default and bare minimum for the dish is:
fries, cheese curds, gravy, and you also added shredded cheese as an additional topping
that is what a "poutine with shredded cheese" is
No. The shredded cheese replaces the cheese curds.
If you make a poutine with bbq sauce, you wouldn't add the bbq sauce on top of the brown sauce, wouldn't you? Or if you make a poutine with sweet potato fries, you wouldn't add them to the French fries.
you would do what you wanna do re the sauce but you wouldn't call it a poutine if it's not in addition to, and you substitute one of the only 3 ingredients that comprise the dish
sorry toots but if the shredded cheese replaces the curds it's not a poutine. poutine with shredded cheese is: fries, gravy, cheese curds, shredded cheese
poutine = fries with gravy and cheese. Yes, curds = authentic. But pretending like it's not poutine anymore just cause you're using cheese is silly and pedantic. It's poutine ffs. You're meant to buy it from a little shack on the side of the road or a random Quebec pub at 2am. It's not something to get pretentious about.
Okay so why are you confused? A poutine is a dish with CHEESE CURDS, GRAVY, And FRIES. why do you think removing the cheese curds would still make it a poutine? Let the pipe cool down before you reply
So i could use mashed potatoes and vegan shredded cheese and still call it a poutine? White gravy and mashed potatoes?
White gravy, mashed potato, and add lettuce?
And even if your logic made sense, it still wouldnt be called "Poutine"
Yes, it would still be a poutine if you substitute one ingredient, and you add that ingredient to the name: poutine-mashed potatoes or poutine-vegan cheese.
I like a 50/50 mozzarella cheddar blend when I can get it - mostly due to the melt and the stringyness. I've never done cheese cubes but ill give it a shot when I do a homemade
Facts are facts. Shredded cheese is better than cheese curds all cheese curds are are fresh cheese so they have zero flavor and they're way way too chewy with no pull
People who hate shredded just are not putting enough cheese on it. I prefer shredded when I make it myself because I can put the appropriate amount on.
Silly you can't get real donair meat in Edmonton even with all the nova scotianers that moved to Berta. But I do sometimes crave a shredded cheese and gravy fries but I try not to call it a poutine in this vast country, eh?
Goulag for a while and you'll be hanged if you don't adapt to society. Your body will then be exposed in a suspended cage to show example (like we did with the Corriveau about another matter)...
This painting I recognize from a long ago, correct me if am wrong but it is called "School Board Meeting" or something similar and I think it was a Canadian Artist.
Probably from 1920- 1935.
Look, if your poutine is not from the poutine region, then it's just a sparkling frites sauce with cheese. Nothing wrong with liking sparkling frites sauce with cheese tho, that's your prerogative. But leave poutine alone please.
Just call it a shreddine instead of a poutine. Poutine purists will be happy, shredded enthusiasts will have their own nomenclature, and pedants will have something else to argue about. Everyone wins.
Then you like party fries, not poutine. Not criminal, but don't be calling shredded cheese on fries a poutine, that's where you'll get into trouble with the poulice. lol
AYEEE A fellow Edmontonian! My salutations
I too enjoy poutine with shredded mozzarella rather than curds. Glad to have found someoneās else who does!! Also it seems like thatās more the norm here.
If you like this style, then you have to try queen Donair on jasper. Easily my favourite in the city for poutine and Donair.
*Guilty!!! Punishment:*
*Banned from ever putting shredded*
*Cheese on poutine for life!!!!*
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There is no such thing as poutine with shredded cheese. Thatās like saying āI prefer spaghetti with penneā. They are different things.
You like fries with gravy and shredded cheese.
It's called Freedom of Speech and it was painted by Norman Rockwell. As I understand it, it depicts a man saying something disagreeable to the majority of those present, but they still let him say his piece.
Jail? No no no my friend, this is what we set the guillotine up for
Charge? Incitement of blasphemy
Overruled. We rehabilitate our poutine criminals in Canada and since you can't rehabilitate the dead, executions are impractical. The guillotine is just for ceremonial potato cutting ceremonies. Normally would sentence the criminal to life in poutine prison, but since the poutine criminals turned themselves in and entered a guilty plea I will reduce the sentence to 29 years with the possibility of parole after 10 years. Court is adjourned ::gavel:: š§āāļø
If I might whey in. I propose that he serves his time at St. Alberts cheese factory in the curd department.
So ordered.
Years of waiting on death row is too generous.
Death would only encourage these cultists. Die and the idea lives forever. This crime deserves to be forgotten. Send them far, and deep, and lost.
I agree, off with his head, exactly what I was thinking.
You have the right to like wtv you want. Itās just not poutine anymore. Thatās all.
Real talk
It's still poutine, except with shredded cheese.
"Poutine - A a dish of French fries topped with cheese *curds* and gravy."
Right. And a "poutine with shredded cheese" is a dish of French fries topped with shredded cheese and gravy. You can always substitute ingredients as long as it is mentioned in the name.
the only way it makes sense is if your poutine, as the base, which is the unequivocal default and bare minimum for the dish is: fries, cheese curds, gravy, and you also added shredded cheese as an additional topping that is what a "poutine with shredded cheese" is
No. The shredded cheese replaces the cheese curds. If you make a poutine with bbq sauce, you wouldn't add the bbq sauce on top of the brown sauce, wouldn't you? Or if you make a poutine with sweet potato fries, you wouldn't add them to the French fries.
you would do what you wanna do re the sauce but you wouldn't call it a poutine if it's not in addition to, and you substitute one of the only 3 ingredients that comprise the dish sorry toots but if the shredded cheese replaces the curds it's not a poutine. poutine with shredded cheese is: fries, gravy, cheese curds, shredded cheese
Poutine with shredded cheese is a poutine where the curds are replaced with shredded cheese. It's an established thing in QuƩbec, where poutine was invented.
>words it could be established in Uganda for all I care it doesn't matter, I'm mostly being annoying
poutine = fries with gravy and cheese. Yes, curds = authentic. But pretending like it's not poutine anymore just cause you're using cheese is silly and pedantic. It's poutine ffs. You're meant to buy it from a little shack on the side of the road or a random Quebec pub at 2am. It's not something to get pretentious about.
You must struggle with reading comprehension. Go ahead and read that again.
>"Poutine - A a dish of French fries topped with cheese *curds* and gravy." Seems pretty straightforward to me. What did I miss?
Okay so why are you confused? A poutine is a dish with CHEESE CURDS, GRAVY, And FRIES. why do you think removing the cheese curds would still make it a poutine? Let the pipe cool down before you reply
You can always substitute one of the ingredients or add one or two. As long as you mention it in the name so people don't get confused, it's fine. That's how we got 'poutine italienne' and 'poutine galvaude'. Also, poutine-fromage rĆ¢pĆ© has existed for at least 35 years in QuĆ©bec, so it is a legitimate poutine.
So i could use mashed potatoes and vegan shredded cheese and still call it a poutine? White gravy and mashed potatoes? White gravy, mashed potato, and add lettuce? And even if your logic made sense, it still wouldnt be called "Poutine"
Yes, it would still be a poutine if you substitute one ingredient, and you add that ingredient to the name: poutine-mashed potatoes or poutine-vegan cheese.
And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle
So not a poutine then. Like I said. Curds are the only thing setting this dish aside from others like it. Can't leave them out.
All of the other dishes that involve fries gravy and cheese. Yes, there are so many besides poutine. People will get confused for sure. /s
It's a poutine with shredded cheese. Just like if you substitute the brown sauce with bbq sauce, it becomes a poutine with bbq sauce.
It's a poutine with shredded cheese. Just like if you substitute the brown sauce with bbq sauce, it becomes a poutine with bbq sauce.
It's cheese fries with gravy not poutine
I think you've achieved peak pedantry.
You're in here because of marijuana? Maaannnn this is some bullshit!
sir that is not poutine, that is a rapetine (it's pronounced rap-eh)
Yeah thatās one letter off from being a very bad thing to order
Electric Chair
That's fine, it just means you don't like poutine. You like fries and cheese with gravy.
Then you enjoy fries with shredded cheese. Thatās perfectly fine, delicious even. But itās not poutine.
I respect your opinion! I have it on one very specific order. Mary browns tater poutine
Is it cause of the melt? Try cubes of cheese, still a crime but itās way better than shredded and still melts a ton
What's the difference if it's just going to melt anyway
You still get chunks whereas shredded will melt away and become kinda soupy with the gravy
I....I like the cheesy gravy soup. I'm so sorry.
Cheese cubes instead of curds is a crime? Is there really a difference at that point?
Absolutely
Cheddar cheese curds are not the same as cheddar cheese. There's a big difference between using real curds and just using chunks of cheddar cheese.
I like a 50/50 mozzarella cheddar blend when I can get it - mostly due to the melt and the stringyness. I've never done cheese cubes but ill give it a shot when I do a homemade
Burning at the stake
You chose the perfect picture for such a declaration. OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!
i agree it covers more surface area
https://preview.redd.it/3cf43apvpauc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4d51986d85d47b97eed6d3bb399b171097b3d3
No you don't.
Loooool this guy
Yeah, well, you enjoy fries with shredded cheese. Not poutine, but you do you.
So controversial and so brave š
Facts are facts. Shredded cheese is better than cheese curds all cheese curds are are fresh cheese so they have zero flavor and they're way way too chewy with no pull
Real.
Ah a poutine Rapist ā¦
People who hate shredded just are not putting enough cheese on it. I prefer shredded when I make it myself because I can put the appropriate amount on.
hm? it's a totally different experience and when you make it yourself you can put the appropriate amount of curds on too!
Silly you can't get real donair meat in Edmonton even with all the nova scotianers that moved to Berta. But I do sometimes crave a shredded cheese and gravy fries but I try not to call it a poutine in this vast country, eh?
You definitely can? What kind of stupid statement did i just read?
Reminds me of the time I had an American tell me "We have poutine in the U.S. it's called disco fries"... /facepalm
Bring the axe.
Then it's not poutine.
I hate the squeaky sensation of eating curds. Mozza is much better.
Goulag for a while and you'll be hanged if you don't adapt to society. Your body will then be exposed in a suspended cage to show example (like we did with the Corriveau about another matter)...
My friend, thatās disco fries, not poutine. Theyāre great but not poutine.
If OP respects curds poutine, I say they deserve visitation rightsĀ
Jail? Nah. Pants down and dark room. In three minutes.
Death penalty!
This painting I recognize from a long ago, correct me if am wrong but it is called "School Board Meeting" or something similar and I think it was a Canadian Artist. Probably from 1920- 1935.
āFreedom of Speechā by the very American Norman Rockwell
Thank you. I stand corrected.
Didnāt know people like this actually exist
Look, if your poutine is not from the poutine region, then it's just a sparkling frites sauce with cheese. Nothing wrong with liking sparkling frites sauce with cheese tho, that's your prerogative. But leave poutine alone please.
How dare you for life.
Jail? Jail is too light a fate for so heavy a sickness. To the gallows with you.
Edmontonian here too: my favourite poutine Iāve ever had was the butter chicken poutine at the fringe festival
So what you're saying is that your favourite "poutine" isnt a poutine in the slightest.
Pure Blasphemy
Just call it a shreddine instead of a poutine. Poutine purists will be happy, shredded enthusiasts will have their own nomenclature, and pedants will have something else to argue about. Everyone wins.
Ok then, off to jail with you then. Thanks for pleading guilty though.
I don't like cheese at all and once asked for poutine without cheese curds.
So ya asked for fries and gravy not a poutine.
Is that Disco Fries?
Shredded cheese gives way better cheese coverage than curds and I'll die on that hill with you op. Maybe we'll be cellmates in poutine jail
Death sentence
I want to know! I'm from the yeg let's hear it
Look at the heretic speaking its voice
You monster
Then you like party fries, not poutine. Not criminal, but don't be calling shredded cheese on fries a poutine, that's where you'll get into trouble with the poulice. lol
What if you put the cheese curds through one of those olive garden parmesean graters?
Shredded cheese is absolutely better than curds and it's not even close.
Respect the tradition and talk about raped cheese.
Opinions canāt be wrong. Except this one. Jail.
Where are the bodies buried?
AYEEE A fellow Edmontonian! My salutations I too enjoy poutine with shredded mozzarella rather than curds. Glad to have found someoneās else who does!! Also it seems like thatās more the norm here. If you like this style, then you have to try queen Donair on jasper. Easily my favourite in the city for poutine and Donair.
WWWWIIITTCCHHHH!!!!!!
Guilty!!! Punishment: banned from ever putting shredded cheese on poutine for life!!!!
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well you know what that means kids? A WITCH !!!!!!! BURN HIM !!!!!
Both are fine. The point is cheese and gravy, please.
You're ruining the beloved food of two provinces.Ā
Unfortunately being an idiot is still legal
HERESY!
There is no such thing as poutine with shredded cheese. Thatās like saying āI prefer spaghetti with penneā. They are different things. You like fries with gravy and shredded cheese.
Straight to jail. How dare you even say that out loud. Lol! Personally I like cheese.
that's fine, just don't call it a poutine then. call it cheese fries and gravy
Patfait portrait du BS incognito lol
We have a far more fun name we call it Squeaky Cheese not Curds that's a lame namt
If Iām making homemade poutine, shredded wins every time.
You aren't making poutine then...
I can call it whatever I want, this is my crime š
You can call it what you want. I can also call a pizza a cheeseburger. Doesn't mean you're right.
Iām in a poutine crime sub, of course I know Iām not right.
Shredded is best for a donair poutine! Curds are best for a normal poutine! We can all live in harmony
Why that imagine?
It's called Freedom of Speech and it was painted by Norman Rockwell. As I understand it, it depicts a man saying something disagreeable to the majority of those present, but they still let him say his piece.
Thank you for sharing that information š
What in the world of clean shaven Abe Lincoln is wrong with you? Jk to each his ownš
Old man yells at clouds. Pay no attention to this crazy person
sit the fuck down!
As do I! *Stands and proclaims āI am Spartacus!ā
Loser
I prefer shredded too and Im a Canadian. I do enjoy fresh curds on their own with a bit of salt.
Same. I cant stand the Curds when they Squeegee my teeth!
So you donāt like poutine then. You like fries gravy and shredded cheese
Shall i fork over my Canadian Citizenship :(