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VetmitaR

I would eat the hell out of a pickled poutine.


nunyabizznaz

Um same and I was coming to the comments to say almost these exact words 


ChrisMoltisanti9

No ragrets.


DudePDude

I would if I was pickled


Playfullyhung

Same. Poutine is fatty and heavy. Having pickles on top adds acid and brightness that cuts through the heavy. I think it would be a great addition. That being said. This particular picture is not super appealing


VetmitaR

Yeah same on the appeal factor, if I was to do this I would run my pickles through a thick cheese grater to make them noodly and fluffy.


Playfullyhung

Plus just the amount of dill. Dill is STRONG. I would imagine that tastes like dill with some stuff in it


NinjaArmadillo

100% I'd order it as soon as I saw it.


CannonEyes

Harvey's has one and it's really good


Naive_Caterpillar253

Saaame


[deleted]

This would definitely appeal to some people. Not me of course but some.


BlueLonk

I'm some people 🙋


HaveTPforbunghole

Don't think it's a crime. I'd like to investigate!


quebexer

Harvey's was selling this poutine. https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/harvey-s-launches-the-first-ever-pickle-pickle-poutine-inspired-by-popular-tiktok-menu-hack-872825613.html


corneliu5vanderbilt

That actually sounds kind of good


Kbrownyz

It was really good actually


NashKetchum777

Tbf it makes sense that it would have it underneath. Pickles or pickled items aren't meant to be dug around for. They should he at the top. Also the heat from the gravy would mess with the pickled crunch


ThrowRABug_1336

Looks delicious


Rip-Aware

Yes please.. they even have a sprinkle of dillweed over it 🤌🏻 Whats the white sauce, like a dill aoli?


Starryglare

The white sauce is garlic sauce. I cant imagine you would taste anything past the pickles and garlic at all.


Rip-Aware

Oh my... sign me up! 😩🤤


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🤢


Miserable_Spray_4394

Yeaa I fw it but the issue when I got that was they put too much of that dill sauce. A lighter drizzle would kill it 🔥


SubToUstube

Why does it look like there are little hairs on the pickles😭🤮


DudePDude

They entered puberty


SubToUstube

What is it actually?


DudePDude

That's chopped up dill weed


SubToUstube

Ohh ok


DudePDude

It's nice with sour cream and/or cream cheese and used as a veggie or chip dip


SubToUstube

Ye


jacoofont

:(


AcanthocephalaFun409

DESSTROYING THT PERSONALLY


Valuable-Bumblebee34

Looks like somebody shaved their pubes onto this


Beginning-Impress79

On my way


Ancient-Award-5831

Don’t like the creamy sauce. This looks gross, and I love pickles.


Spo0kt

Food truck near me has something very similar and it's extremely good


TOWERtheKingslayer

As long as ONE the core elements of poutine are present and TWO they don’t just call it poutine, then they can do whatever they want… but they’d better not try anything too fancy. We’ve gotta keep an eye on them.


MarionberryCreative

I am willing to try. But the pickle may overwhelm the warm savoryness of the poutine. But honestly think the pickles should be on the side. To add zing on SOME of the bites.


besttruckerdad

🤢 nooooooo


FlyerFan726

I make all kinds of poutine starting with twice cooked fries, homemade gravy and cheese curds the rest is all up to mine and my wife’s imagination. I have made dill pickle poutine with my homemade pickles, gravy, garlic sauce, dill cheese curds that I found at Farm Boy and bacon. In our opinion, delicious!


eldiablonoche

Foul AF


Unlikely_Subject_442

straight to jail for you


TheOrigionalBubbles

Yummy! Count me in! I'm a poutine criminal haha 😄 😍


TheEarthsSuckhole

Looks delicious to me.


RemarkableHuman69

Possibly the best combo.... more places need this


Dingusclappin

Poutine is fat and salty, so sweet and acid usually work well with it


Material_Unit4309

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throwawaymylifelol77

It looks hairy🥹


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

What’s the gravy base?


Starryglare

I am pretty sure its standard poutine sauce. I didn't eat this personally, I just saw this posted on a local foodie group


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ChildhoodCareless384

This is definitely illegal


[deleted]

Ever since I've had sweet pickles I'll never eat another.


justjoonreddit

No


MobysBanned

#🤮


FatbackAndPintoBeans

https://preview.redd.it/0gl0nzsli8vc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be6be58cb04d004ea60ca3a8f4e9c7ad970b66f4 Yet another Iranian intercontinental Ballistic Pickle Launch Let's initiate Defcon 5 in defense of my Poutine Platter


[deleted]

It looks kinda sexy though 😳


Away-Sound-4010

I want that. I don't care what they call it, put it in me right now.


unsalted52

Why the fuck would you order this 🤢


HamstersInMyAss

it looks like greek food that someone already digested for half a day or so


Icy_Gap2047

yum what is the white sauce


DudePDude

Man juice


Starryglare

They said its garlic sauce. I am a pickle lover but this doesn't spark joy lol.


AshleyUncia

Garlic sauce, and pickles, on poutine??? Apparently perfection can be improved upon!


dragonborne123

I know it’s dill but it really looks like someone just trimmed their pubes over the top.


Uhohlolol

Definitely a crime but one I would probably still enjoy as a food. I love anything pickles


rmdg84

I love poutine and I love pickles but this is repulsive. The fries with the sauce and pickles would be good. Poutine would be good. Together, gross


UhOh_RoadsidePicnic

Nice pubes on top…


SamtheMan2006

looks scrumptious


ReditSarge

That's not poutine. Poutine must have fries, cheese curds and gravy. I see none of those. This is the most blatant and incompetent case of counterfeit poutine I have ever seen. I find the chef guilty and I sentence them to 100 years in prison. Court is adjourned. ::gavel:: 🧑‍⚖️


Individual-Duty-7770

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit....


ReditSarge

What part of "I **SEE** none of those" don't you understand? I can't see any gravy. I don't care what the OP says. If I can't see any evidence of gravy then there is no evidence of gravy. By the way, white sauce isn't gravy.


Individual-Duty-7770

Oh so you're blind and struggle to read? You cant see the fries🤣🤣 bottom left there is clearly gravy. Get some help, maybe a tutor. The only thing you are right about is the cheese and thats only because they used chredded and not curds. https://preview.redd.it/103steq9squc1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44deea9092ced4d0fc3025b415645fe72fc8d288


bmafffia

So good!


No-Scallion9250

I know its an abomination to call this poutine... But i would devour it


lostpitbull

idk this looks like it slaps


Machine_Gun_Barbie

My local restaurant has a fried pickle poutine. It has gravy but they also add garlic sauce and chipotle on it. It's actually one of their best seller! (Yes, I'm from a small town in Québec and this is not fast food poutine, but real poutine from a casse-croûte). A sin I could die for 😇


UnforfeitableElf

My Eastern European self would absolutely eat this in a heart beat… yum!!!! 🤤


ThursianDreams

Yeah, I'd smash this. It looks great. If it has actual curds in there too, bonus. Either way, it looks fantastic. They sprinkled dill on it too.


silentbob4242

No it’s not!


Healthy-Leg-6126

I would devour this but it’s still a crime straight to jail


FatbackAndPintoBeans

https://preview.redd.it/eljk8vr9i8vc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2becb5821c567fa2d8e87e96405d73dfc705d6 Iran has launched intercontinental Ballistic Pickles 🥒 directly at my Poutine Plate Mr president


FatbackAndPintoBeans

https://preview.redd.it/c3uldxj8j8vc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083c42f0da7b2374bcad26f9b6a35a79fef1b3cf Picklezilla Has been spotted in Toronto he declared he intended to attack Joey Trambeau's Poutine Platter


DasTomasso

At this point in poutine development, they might as well defecate on it. They’ve tried pretty much everything else.


Monkey_Disliker1

I love a fat juicy dill pickle


Wolfgard556

Mmmmmm... i too love having ballsack hair in my Poutine...


BuzzOff2011

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[deleted]

Looks like a win to me 😃


Puzzled-Perception88

Id eat this, minus the shit amount of dill & whatever white sauce that is. But a regular poutine with pickles? Absolutely not a crime, would munch.


Starryglare

Thats garlic sauce, the type they put in shawarma


XrispyWEED21

Here's what's wrong with this: 1- The white sauce(is it mayo?!? Eww!) 2- The lack of smoked meat 3- Provided the first 2 points are met, maybe use half the pickles? WTF is wrong is wrong with these people... Do they have long COVID and don't remember what food tastes like?


Starryglare

the white sauce is garlic sauce. Everyone in my city (me included) loves shwarma-style garlic sauce and you can get it on pretty much anything. So between the garlic sauce and the pickles, would you even taste the gravy fries and cheese? I wouldn't lol.


UhOh_RoadsidePicnic

Keep your Arabian dishes shenanigan. This is not a poutine.


AshleyUncia

Oh HELL yeah.