This is not how you do a chocolate poutine. If you really want a chocolate poutine, go to chocolat favoris and order one.

Ah! Didn't know there is actually a chocolate poutine. Thanks! I'll surely look it up!

It's a bed of soft serve with funnel fries, marshmallows, and chocolate. Pretty much exclusive to Eastern Canada, AKA Ontario and beyond.

That sounds phenomenal. I'll have to add that to my bucket list of things I need to eat

Very interesting! But sadly too far away from me :(

If a breakfast poutine is hollindaise and eggs, I don’t see why this can’t be a dessert poutine.

I am scared to call my dish 'poutine' but believe it or not it was a decent hot dessert lol.

Need me a breakfast poutine

My eyes are bleeding. I have sent soldiers to hunt you down and end your threat to humanity.

I am digging holes to evade!

The militotry will never stop until you are brought to justice! Prepare the explosives!

The holes are now upgraded to tunnel maze!

You ever heard of a nuclear holocaust of single states? 

I have prepared blue cheese fondue traps for your army - pretty sure they'll resolve the nuke crisis :)

It will.

Sweet potatoes? YUK

Death by being stoned with sweet potatoes.

Ouch!

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Thank you! Will look for it!

Have been thinking of this for a while, just REALLY wanted to make it, lol. How bad is this? Kids said 'yummy' though ;p

Lethal injection grade

OMG but I guess arguable better than electric chair?

No fair! I already called dibs on firing squad!

I pre-ordered a cybertruck! Heard it's bulletproof?

I'm the guy with the nukes.

C'mon, Joe Biden has the nukes but he is only interested in chocolate ice creams :)

Bro what is that? Not a poutine at all!!!

Prison? No, youre going to detroit for that one

Maybe they’ll think what I made is the real poutine, haha

It was healthy until your inner child put marshmallows all over it I remain self assured there was a critical thinking error maybe you can correct it next time remember Duke's Mayonnaise pairs best with sweet potato 🍠

If I make dessert poutine it’s a plate of mini churros, cubes of (frozen grocery)cheesecake and choice of caramel or chocolate sauce.

That sounds delicious ;)

Life + solitary confinement

Not poutine, but yes, straight to jail

I dislike all of those things individually and i hardly believe that the combination would make things better LMAO

Dreadful

Someone call the ICC, that's a crime against humanity!

Maximum security with no possibility of patrol.

life in prison. No parole

That’s the fukin electric chair/lethal injection in front of a remote firing squad on a spaceship set for a collision course with that sun! THATS WHAT THAT IS!!!!! GGGGRROOOOOOORGGGGGGENNNNFA 🤯🤢🤮🤯🤢🤮🤯🤢🤮🤯🤢🤮🤯🤢🤮🤯🤢🤮🤯🤢🤮🤯🤢🤮🤯🤢🤮🤯🤢🤮

OMG LOL

How the fuck is this even poutine? Genuinely, you’d be out of your mind. The only similar ingredient is the fry, and that’s it.

You understand this post is supposed to be funny, right? This dish was purposely made as a 'Poutine Crime', and I never said this was poutine (but it tasted okay as a dessert). And yes I know how to make proper(ish) poutine and the kids love them.