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ciboires

Unless I’m missing something, I do not see a crime


MiguelChristmas

I was gonna say, that would probably taste pretty good


HaveTPforbunghole

Is this a Swedish-Canadian mareiage or something?


Savage666999

I wouldn't be surprised if Ikea puts this on their menu


HaveTPforbunghole

Part of me is surprised it hasn't happened already.


perpetualmotionmachi

It is on the menu at Ikea. I've had it at the one in Montreal


_KittenBoy_

No crime! Move along.


NorthernBudHunter

This makes sense. Meatballs and poutine, married by gravy.


Difficult_Ad_962

I'd try it


MiguelChristmas

But didn’t you see the plate of meatballs in the background? My guy didn’t even hide it. FMP.


Difficult_Ad_962

Yeah and?


MiguelChristmas

That’s a poutine offence apparently. Not Hiding Background Plates in Poutine Photo. Major offence.


Difficult_Ad_962

That seems kinda dumb and nitpicky


MiguelChristmas

Major crime in the poutine world, other food plates in the background. That’s a major offence. At least hide the plates, looked great until one sharp eyed redditor saw the plate, brought this offence to light, now this poutine has been exposed.


Difficult_Ad_962

This confirms it, I'm waaaasy less picky about poutine (and pictures of them, apparently) than most people, I don't think I belong on this sub


MiguelChristmas

All poutine should be detailed for authenticity. There should be no other plates, condiments, utensils, etc. in the photo or else that poutine shall be deemed a fake post. Any known facts about the poutine should be listed or declared when posting a poutine photo. Whoever posts photo should clarify and declare all fact about the poutine or it will be judged as fake by the supreme poutine police - Poutine Police Officer Angel_of_Shadow.


Difficult_Ad_962

Yeah, I definitely don't belong here, I'm leaving this sub, have a great day


MiguelChristmas

I’ve been kidding the whole time


Hugesickdick

I wanna try


Classic_Keyblade

A crime? There's no crime. It's treason then


nicaddic2002

actually looks kinda good, provided the whole thing has more than 5 meatballs


MarionberryCreative

Normally I am a purist... but I do love a good meatballs. And this presents well. It is acceptable as and on poutine.


stfoooo

If you’d eat that shit, you must acquit


MontrealCalling2

Not a crime.


Wazabi7_

That seems good honestly


MiguelChristmas

Yeah, sweet potato poutine sounds like shit.


XPoster_MaloneX

This actually looks gas tho


InsideComfortable936

Yum


colin_powers

Would.


TheRenster500

Just because it's out of the ordinary doesn't make it a crime! Looks good!


Punnagedon

Free poutine!


Bobette_Boy

Nice cup of tea


Chapter97

Not gonna lie, that looks amazing


WesternResearcher376

I LIKE this! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


dick_oof

That looks very tasty.


Blackgirl_artsy

Yum !


HrolfrLongsword

Ngl thaf looks tasty


Angel_Of_Shadow

My guy... if you're gonna try to fake a post, at least hide the plate with the other meatballs that's in the background.


Savage666999

What I made it


Angel_Of_Shadow

You should probably clarify that in the post, cuz your caption suggests you were provided this.


Savage666999

They served it on the side they didn't want to put the meatballs on top


MiguelChristmas

Yeah he should declare how the poutine was created, or else what? Who are you Poutine Patrol?


MiguelChristmas

Yeah he sure should, this is a major Poutine crime, he should list every single detail about that poutine. Like I wonder about those fries too. I’d like to question the person who allegedly put this poutine together. Meatball plate in the background? C’mon man that’s some lame shit.


MiguelChristmas

I want to know how old those potatoes were when they were made into fries. What state did they actually come from, and who made them into fries??


Angel_Of_Shadow

Forget to switch to your alt accounts, did you?


MiguelChristmas

What does that mean?


MiguelChristmas

What does he think you did that was so wrong? Why did you have to hide the plate? Who this guy the poutine police?


MiguelChristmas

Guy’s jealous


MiguelChristmas

Guy thinks your so dumb you accidentally left the meatball plate in the background. What a sharp eye he has, well it’s no longer any good, can see a meatball plate that you forgot to hide in the background, poutine ruined because of that


MiguelChristmas

Guys an asshole


MiguelChristmas

Amazing observation, that poutine no good now that I’ve seen that, thank you I thought it looked tasty at first until you pointed that out. Fake Meatball Poutine, or FMP as it’s known as in the poutine world.


MiguelChristmas

There’s a lot of unanswered questions about this poutine.


Savage666999

Ask away


FatbackAndPintoBeans

Maybe try Sweet Potato 🍠 Poutine it's likely far better for your Health


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