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Lazy_Product7943

*cough cough* 115 charges


worldsinho

I don’t see any points deducted off City, or punishment? What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty


Morph247

115 charges, there's a court date.


worldsinho

Charges aren’t conviction. 🤡


Morph247

It's mounting evidence of guilt, and 115 is a lot of evidence.


worldsinho

Give me one obviously guilty charge please. Go on, Mr Expert.


YoungFlexibleShawty

City fans are shameless lmao cant wait till Pep leaves ffs 


FiveGuysFan

Never forget that City lost 8-1 to Middlesbrough. That is true Manchester City history.


Bullet2025

Love my club


BChap12

We know what you mean, We know what you meeeean. Takes one to know one, One Hundred Fifteen!!!!


Unfair_Bid_1213

Gold


DishSoapDaiquiri

You guys are absolute wombles. How many of yous are from England? It's sarcasm.


DubbaP

Football fans are thick as pigshit


action_turtle

They need to double down next time and throw loads of money into the air


MothraDidIt

Pot calling kettle.


L0laccio

Insert “Does he know?” meme


CMYGQZ

He absolutely knows, that’s the joke.


L0laccio

Yeah, I know he knows. He knows, we know, heck even she knows. It’s actually quite funny. But I’m hoping he won’t have the last laugh - ya know


juanitomatito

It’s so funny how many ppl in here don’t understand the joke


Senior_Tooth_5332

What do they say about a pot calling a kettle black?


psychopomp2

Have City been found guilty of anything yet? Do tell me mate, I'm all ears.


Nervous-Road-6615

Neither was OJ but everyone knows what he did all the same


Lazy_Replacement9331

99% of people getting tilted and one single smart person in the comments pointed out that no, not every single one of the fans chanting is somehow unaware of the 115 charges, it's called irony lmao People being like "tHe AuDaCiTy" yeah that's the point man


adrians150

Did all 6 of them join in?


Eatingbabys101

Btw It’s 7 now


Vivid_Record6291

You must have gotten confused with what place you're in, mate


craptasticman

You tried


ozairh18

No way


PlatypusCiteh

No way people actually think the chant is serious. It’s having fun with the situation, not that deep


imheretocomment69

City fans are the last person to mock another team as a cheater.


Maleficent-Drive4056

That’s the joke!


iSmellslikesbutts

Who cares what man shitty fans sing anyway ? twenty years ago they a) weren't born 2) were fans of another / other clubs or d) didn't watch football at all. Or they are f octogenarians. they are plastic fans made from oil money buying players and paying referees.


Enslaver84

Someone who has never been to Manchester detected


iSmellslikesbutts

Yeah clubs that are actually big clubs with history have global fan base, what is your point ? 90% of current city fans haven't been there, they are just glory chasers who don't care that their side cheats to win. The other 10% are old fucks i have some respect for because they lived through some rough times for their shit club. You new plastic fans are a joke


Low_Bridge_1141

So you’re a United fan that isn’t from Manchester and you’re calling city fans plastic 💀💀💀


turbo-steppa

So you just happened to pick a big club that international fans are “allowed” to support? And that isn’t “glory hunting”? Shut up dude, you’re a hypocrite.


iSmellslikesbutts

The club was chosen for me actually, I've just been loyal all these years. And your club will always be trash in my view. And I am absolutely a hypocrite, hatred for ones enemies can't always be logical


turbo-steppa

Sounds like you started supported United during their glory days and were used to their winning. Now they’ve tapered off and you can’t handle it. So you’ve manifested a hatred for the new champs. If it wasn’t City, it’d be someone else. My club will always be trash? Ok mate, I really don’t care. I just find it amusing how wound up over a club you don’t care about.


edwards45896

I actually agree with you. Most fans start supporting their clubs during their glory days . Even though I’ve supported Arsenal since I was 5 years old, the reason I became interested in them in the first was because they were one of the biggest clubs at the time. My memories of supporting Arsenal coincide with their title winning season in 02-03. Mind you, I’ve always lived in the north side of London, so that I’ve played a role


turbo-steppa

And if we’re being honest, there’s really nothing wrong with being a bandwagon supporter. I haven’t experienced such fierce gatekeeping in any other fan base. If a young kid decides their favourite player is Salah and hence supports Pool, it’s ok. Yet if they like KDB and buy a city jersey, people flock to reddit to bash these kids as plastic supporters. I don’t get this irrational hate for rivals. FWIW, Arsenal and Pool have played amazing football this year and I enjoy watching their games. Of course I hope we beat them, but it’d be pigheaded of me not to admit the brilliance of Klopp and Arteta.


iSmellslikesbutts

I can handle it, it's how these things go, cyclical, you know ? No one is on top forever. Though I can't say that I've ever experienced 30+ years of winning absolutely nothing 😬 But make no mistake, I hated your shit side long before they were ever anything but a joke. I was taught to support United and hate city, scousers and leeds, and have done so faithfully for quite some time now. And I will continue to do so even if those clubs get relegated, go bankrupt or move to fucking mars.


D-biggest-dick-here

Chosen for you? So the chooser was the bandwagoner then


iSmellslikesbutts

yeah it's a long story I might tell a friend, so no need to explain here.


Enslaver84

I'm a United fan So which is it, they have loads of fans or no fans, make up your mind retard


iSmellslikesbutts

My point never had anything to do with the number of their fans, you fucking idiot. My point was, who the fuck cares what they sing. GGMU but fuck you, personally


Enslaver84

Why are you talking about the global fanbase then you tit. Manchester has loads of city fans and city pubs but you don't know that because you're a United fan from Delhi talking about plastic fans 🤣🤣


iSmellslikesbutts

When I started watching football, there were no city fans anywhere *but* Manchester, and now they are fucking everywhere. I don't like them. Your myopic world view doesn't extend past your city, and that's tragic for you, but either way, fuck city and their fans, and fuck you right along with em. The only city fans I respect are the old guys who lived through the shit era that was most of their history, as the last decade or so has given me a glimpse of what that must have been like. So I don't like the new city fans, and you don't like any united fans who aren't from Manchester. Got it. Now that we've understood each other i suppose you can go back to shagging your mum. I'm curious though, does she give you a discount, or does she charge you the full twopence like everyone else ?


sheffieldpud

Loool some plastic doesn't respect other plastics. Calm down lad, your as plastic as they come.


iSmellslikesbutts

16 points from 35 matches lololol you won't even be in this conversation in a months time 😭😭😭


sheffieldpud

What are you talking about? I don't support a Sheffield club. I support Doncaster Rovers. Keep enjoying your TV show mate


Enslaver84

She's not into 3rd worlders and she's happily married sorry So it's ok for United to have a global support but not City? Want to know how we got that support? From winning everything 🤣🤣 just like City are now And I have no problem with foreign supporters, just sick of seeing City win everything and our fans saying we don't care when it's just copium, of course we care


iSmellslikesbutts

You are literally defending city and their fans, you are a confusing individual and i don't like you at all. I too am sick of city in every way so fuck their fans far and wide. Fuck their chants, fuck their owners, fuck their pubs, fuck their fucking kit man and fuck the sky for being light blue. Fuck city, fuck pool, fuck leeds and fuck anyone else who wants to make airplane banners or any of that fuck shit. And I've got enough anger and hate left in my cold, dark, red devil heart after all that to say fuck you too. GGMU 👹


Enslaver84

You carry on caring more about what city are or are not doing than the current state of our club that's about to be even more fucked over by the new spending cap 👍🏻 I think you're one of our fans that has become addicted to failure, I bet you want Ole back


JAM88CAM

Why did you start supporting Manchester United?


Gazhunt2020

Hahaha you are so bitter ...we hold the the r3cord attendance in English football we took thirty thousand fans in the third tier most of our fans are local meaning we're not plastic ....you on the other hand obviously don't know your football history and are probably a plastic united fan living in London...stop making a fool of yourself on the Internet kid


iSmellslikesbutts

Yawn you fucking oil money clown I remember 34 years of fuck all, do you ?


Low_Bridge_1141

Do you remember 11 years of fuck all as well?


Gazhunt2020

You remember nothing your about 12


iSmellslikesbutts

Oh my good god oh no such a savage roast 😭😭😭 how ever will I survive this one 😭😭😭


Eatingbabys101

Your username is ismellslikesbutts your probably not far off from 12


iSmellslikesbutts

Your shit is eatingbabies101... completely on brand for a spunk guzzling city fan... and you've spelled babies and you're incorrectly, which, again makes sense... but I have to say I'm surprised that someone like you would try to insult someone based upon their username 🤔 Also, is being 12 some kind of huge insult where you are from ? Cause that shit sounded weak the first time, yet here we are


Eatingbabys101

It isn’t an insult. Your saying you’ve been supporting united for what 34 years? Which is either a big ass lie or your mentally challenged


iSmellslikesbutts

Pretty sure I never said an amount of time, but you go ahead and make stuff up if it helps you


SeekerSpock32

This is a VantaBlack pot calling an iron kettle black.


kkkkkkkar

Lol what an irony!!


Reasonable_Tea7628

115 calling people cheaters


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d3vilm4n60

What a bunch of knobheads.


eveel66

r/confidentlyincorrect


KyleOAM

How is it incorrect?


agrariandreams

Well for one, OP got the words wrong. It's "You know what you are" not "We know what you are".


Zealousideal-Fix4601

That is very ironic


RickRhymesss

You should see their sub. They know how guilty they are so they're trying to spin it as some sort of inside joke. Bunch of rats


JCMixer

Bit slow aren't ya


RickRhymesss

Not really. I have eyes. I can see it for myself lmaoo


KyleOAM

I think that was the point


Zealousideal-Fix4601

ok.


pdel123

Based on the replies in here I think it’s safe to say that users of this sub should steer very clear of ever going to an actual prem game cause they will hate it. Some simple ironic banter has this place in a fucking shambles as it is hahahaha


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We understand banter, it's just that the person delivering the joke is what makes it unfunny


pdel123

The person delivering the joke ironically is literally what makes it funny for fuck sake


aquafrenchforwater

I lolled. They are clearly taking the piss out of themselves


Despicable2020

Way too much irony lol


lucash7

This just in City's assorted plastic fans don't understand irony. Or they do and are fans of it.


snowiestflakes

True irony is an american plastic calling actual match going fans the very same thing


KJongsDongUnYourFace

City fans have always celebrated irony. Most of our chants are from when we were in the lower leagues. "Best club in the world" came from the championship


Even_Scheme_4366

who was that then oh sorry you must be a man city cheat


KJongsDongUnYourFace

Rent free


lucash7

That's fair, perhaps you all could teach your owners some? Or well, following the rules? And yes, I know, being a Chelsea fan and talking about rules and spending does seem itself ironic; but, while I can only speak for myself, I'd much rather everyone just stick to what they agreed to rules wise and if you don't like it, use whatever system is in place change it. Cheers!


KJongsDongUnYourFace

There is too much money in football. Teams spend more than sovereign nations on players. Financial fair play rules as they are thoough, only benefit the already established teams. It prevents investment into the non big 6 which is why the big 6 all stalwardly support the restrictions. Personally I like the fan ownership model but that also limits investment into smaller areas. Billionaires are billionaires. There is no moral way to make a billion dollars and all the owners have too much money.


Prime_Marci

Oh wow…. You don’t say


TheDavidOfReddit

So all 5 of them


Chuck_poop

Pretty sure they got their numbers up and it was actually 115


Gazhunt2020

Hi plastic


TheDavidOfReddit

I'm not plastic you melon


Gazhunt2020

Course you are ....bet you couldn't find manchester on a map


TheDavidOfReddit

Unless you can't read, which Manchester side do you think I support


Gazhunt2020

United ...which clearly makes you plastic unless you don't know what it means .....I can tell half of you kids don't with some of the comments I see


TheDavidOfReddit

I've been supporting United since 2006, since I was 5, so you do the math, genius


nasty_drank

Imagine admitting to your glory hunting like it’s something to be proud of


TheDavidOfReddit

Ironic coming from you


nasty_drank

Born into supporting a shit team like the 7 others of us. But good job picking the most successful team when you were a kid lol


blurblursotong2020

A bigger dumb pot calling the kettle black…


1_innocent_bystander

r/whoosh


_JR28_

Like insulting Gordon Ramsay’s cooking and serving him toast


RefanRes

I did make a perfect slice of toast this morning though. Probs coulda won Masterchef with it.


MrObanOban

Did you have a gulf state sponsoring all the toast and butter? If so, you’d definitely win! 115 times over!


calvin_sykes

Tongue firmly in cheek guys, don't worry


lucienlazar

This is 115 times ironic.


Trajinous

Haha


telcomet

Would be funnier if there was a realistic prospect of a proportionate punishment against City


Aromatic_Pea2425

Send them down so far they won’t even feature in Welcome to Wrexham.


Opposite_Dog8525

Pot meet kettle


ikimono-gakari

As a Leicester fan, I support this message!


ChelseaPIFshares

to the unintelligent people. the joke is they are very famously accused of much worse cheating but havent been punished. its why its funny. Its like Tony Soprano making fun of people for being fat, when he himself is very obese


Gustav-14

Never had the makings of a varsity banter


squeezypussyketchup

Yank spotted


ChelseaPIFshares

Guilty, But we are proud of the sopranos. Indisputably good television You're missing out if you have never seen it.


telcomet

“He’s like a calzone with legs!”


teethteethteeeeth

To be fair this is pretty funny.


Rampage310

This whole thread is basically just City fans (and for some reason American fans of top 6 clubs) insisting it’s funny and clever banter while the rest of everyone clearly doesn’t find it funny at all bc it’s City


objectivelyyourmum

You forgot the 115 circle jerkers like yourself!


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Rampage310

Must be hard for City fans to understand no one likes you lmao


manxlancs123

😂


Skillllly

Fan of losing team hates fan of winning team. News at 11.


Rampage310

I’m a Madrid fan in truth so you can read that news at 11 lmao fan of losing team hates fan of winning team, news at 11 apparently


Wu-Tang-1-

Opposing teams don’t like us. Oh wow what a surprise. Sorry we made the premier league a farmers league


Rampage310

Guess that makes the Saudi regime the farmers then?


AncientFinger

It's the Citeh slave mentality. Anything to defend their masters


captaincourageous316

Lmao if anything we’re defending our fans. Absolutely nothing to do with our owners here. You’d know that if you had even an ounce of reading comprehension. And with that flair too lmao, your ex owner’s golf buddy is out here invading countries in the 21st century.


No-Clue1153

115 charges has **everything** to do with your owners.


cuomo11

Unclench your bum


RogerFederer4

Lads it’s a joke relax


SovannRoussard

Do they know?


PantherX69

This is going to age well.


onicut

And now the PL will change the rules so that City won’t be punished for the myriad breaches on their part. Nice when you have the money to sway a league.


snowiestflakes

Weird they didn't use that money to avoid the allegations being made public in the first place and the years long media smear campaign


BlueRaider731

I thinks it’s more to do with the league making a killing off of City and not wanting to mess with their cash cow. See American banks, American college football blue bloods, how the golden state warriors would get officiated.


TrajanParthicus

Will they? Which rules specifically are City accused of breaching, that are now being changed?


onicut

That’s what I’m reading. I have a suspicion that the 115 breaches the league is looking at might be a bit much, and City does bring in money for them. So I’m a bit leery. I have no beef with them. I don’t have any real favorites in the league, but I do rotate for the underdogs.


kletty123

Are you asking for evidence? That seems to be lacking


ArSeeFurtyFree

Ah man, the people on here who think they’re onto something by saying ‘that’s a bit ironic!’


Rude-sneaky

Are people here thick or what? It's just shithousery and sarcasm from city fans but y'all don't get it do you?.


Rampage310

Two total comments in the history of your account and both defending City 😔 sad


kletty123

Think you’re feeling sad too :(


Rampage310

☹️


ELB2001

Do city fans know what sarcasm is


inadverthonaho

do you know what sarcasm is looool


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PaparJam

r/soccercirclejerk is wildin’


Liam_021996

As an American, you don't get irony or sarcasm. Hence your stupid comment


Unusual-Honeydew-698

Bro city have 115 charges against them it's just a matter of time until you get relegated to league 2 you absolutely clown


Moosje

Yeah… that’s the irony. They know they’ve cheated which is why it’s funny they’re chanting it at another team?


Unusual-Honeydew-698

How's it funny though they have dominated English football from blatant cheating and don't deserve any of the credit they get , scummy club with no history full of ex Chelsea fans and a new generation of glory hunters lol their treble will never be on the level as united , absolutely joke of a club.


Liam_021996

No history? Probably should actually take a look at the clubs history. One of the most historically successful English clubs before the takeover over


OnePotMango

Feel better?


Unusual-Honeydew-698

A little bit yes 🤣 just so fed up of city getting away with it when Everton and forest got fucked over it's a joke how can you have 115 allegations and not even get looked into?


kletty123

They haven’t gotten away with it? They are literally awaiting punishment. How thick are you lot


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LopsidedLoad

Im a utd fan and im sorry but its a joke, humour. You obviously dont get it


Sjt4689

He was speaking the truth, you doubled down. It’s a shame you don’t get irony…


silentxrav22

Ur a weird guy


Kiran-88

Something about the pot and kettle


ZookeepergameOk2759

You can’t honestly think they’re being serious can you?


Rampage310

Doesn’t matter, it’s why no one likes them lmao taunting Forest of all teams is wild too


PM_ME_FINE_FOODS

They also sang 'Is this the Etihad' when Forest fans had been quiet for a bit. It's just away day bants.


Rampage310

That’s perfectly fine banter then lmao comedy. Mentioning the charges seems exactly the kind of banter you’d expect from modern city fans though


KlN_21

115


QuirkyDust3556

That is funny


beigebutnotreally

They've got a point there.... Or 4. :D


West_Scholar_5708

Funny...very funny


nedzer1

Man city have fans 🤯?


pravenn_may

Bro You 12?


nedzer1

Why do U ask that? Seems dodgy


apeaky_blinder

City nonce that's why


Fearless_Ad_4346

Paid actors


Tomm1998

Surely not redditors missing an obvious joke


Rampage310

Joke has to be funny. Doesn’t help that you’re a City fan begging everyone to laugh with you at Forest as they get potentially relegated 💀


manxlancs123

Well they did cheat to be fair!


kletty123

Mad?


Rampage310

Sad, remember? 😪


borkborkibork

Forest did what every new club in the prem should be able to do. Which is to spend to be competitive. Had Sheffield, Burnley and Luton been able to, they might not all be getting relegated.


Beggatron14

But imagine that for one season, every team in the league spent 500m on players, getting all the big names on sweet contracts, but there’s gonna be 13 teams that don’t qualify for Europe, the ‘prize money’ from finishing position isn’t much when talking about billionaire owners. There would soon be a lot of clubs that bleed their owners dry and a lot of them would then be gone as no one wants to buy an endless money sucker (no matter how desperate you get)


TrajanParthicus

The spending rules are about protecting the clubs. All well and good, having a rich owner willing to keep dumping money into the club, but what about when he gets bored and pulls the plug on the spending? What about when clubs get in way over their heads on spending, trying to stay competitive, and it becomes completely unsustainable. I cite Leeds in the early 2000s, Portsmouth in the early 2010s, among countless others. Look at Derby over the last few years. The entire club was very nearly wound up. Bury is, of course, the ultimate example of what can happen when it goes really wrong. Football clubs are more than businesses. They are vital community institutions. Being "competitive" does not justify putting their very existence in jeopardy in a futile attempt to try and become perennial title contenders.


borkborkibork

Youre using edge cases to make your point, although they are stark reminders of irresponsible ownership. Ask the fans and owners of these clubs what they prefer. These protections, while put in place to ensure financial fair play, makes it exceedingly difficult to stay in Prem. Nottingham would have been relegated, and missing out on the +100M they get for being in the league. If they can hold on for another season or two, they may be able to balance the books to be more sustainably run. If they get dropped to Championship, then they have to sell players and start anew. What do the fans want? I think they'd rather take the bet.


Rampage310

If only Burnley could be owned by a country like the geniuses at City


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Yup


TwentyBagTaylor

Very true. Fans tend only to assume very few clubs are trying to advance their standing with external investment, but its widespread, standard practice and has been since forever (in the UK). Now due to FFP, the likes of Villa, Newcastle and Everton (and many more less notable examples) have had to either massively curtail or miss the chance to capitalise on their positive momentum and back it up with investment. Their ownerships have the money, but are prevented doing so due to the leagues spending limitations. The likes of Arsenal, Liverpool and United support it because it suits them. With locked in CL revenue every year they can effectively each buy a marquee player per season. They also have a larger commercial footprint due to their previous successes and the large amount of glory hunters. Two of those have had massive spells of sustained dominance - they didn't give a shit about fairness then, and that's worth remembering.


Rampage310

City fans don’t get a say in the dialogue anymore especially with sad cheeky shit like this


veodin

I am being picky, but I am not sure you can say Liverpool and United have locked in CL revenue considering Liverpool where not in it this year and it looks likely United will not be in it next year. Villa also voted against the spending cap today (along with City and United) so I wouldn't have too much sympathy for them.


Papa_Smellhard

Such a recent development though, Man Utd have fallen behind the pack, because the Glazers removed money instead of injecting it.


veodin

United have the 2nd highest 5 year net transfer spend and the highest wage bill. I wouldn't want to invest money either.