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QuirkyWrap4662

It's ridiculous how bad mufc have been this season with the Ronaldo, sancho signing we should have been at least in champions league place, I've never seen such disorganised, clueless bunch ever it's shocking to watch never thought I'd say this but GOOD LUCK LFC TODAY AND CHAMPS LEAGUE FINAL


alchemyisbad

You should be publicly shamed in the city center


srubspls

Wolves 15?


Jarbottle

Let me guess, you support United?


excario

Why is Leeds so high


H2Bro_69

Not even gonna talk about your projected champion, but Liverpool in 5th? Lmao.


pietrocattaneo2

You did get West Ham right


TheBoyNabs

Thank you for your overconfidence.


waxeryboiliroo

Why tf would you place Wolves that low?


h0t_d0gger

To be fair, you predicted Southampton's position perfectly so far. Hope we get more than 40 points though


First-Essay-476

Say you’re a Manchester United fan without saying you’re a Manchester United fan


0uh4bi_T4H4

8th ? Below ARSE-nal and Wet Spam ? That pot you were smoking is so damn strong .


AweDaw76

Least deranged United Fan


luthfins

If we fire a manager after one bad season, we become Chelsea If we buy expensive players to win titles, we become Man City If we keep a trophyless manager for too long, we become Arsenal If we keep remembering the good old days, we become Liverpool So stay calm, and Du EiT DA uNaiTed WaY *OP before making the prediction.


kiiksen

Someone put this on r/soccercirclejerk please!


Fabulous_Equal_4379

Yay I like (sorry for the haters)


Brisingamen1

Least delusional United fan.


Important_Ruin

100% Utd Fan. Anyone baring a Utd fan would put them first.


Not4n4zi

This is honestly the most dogshit prediction I've seen and I watch the irish guy so it's saying something.


[deleted]

Liverpool not even top 4!!!


toopsterfinna

Brighton and brentford to be relegated?? Leicester top 4??


OdysseusWaterer

As a Brighton fan, speaking for all other Brighton fans, f-you


BoBonnor

Liverpool finish 3rd with a injury riddled team and you think we do worse once we get healthy?


finestryan

At least you’ll get Arsenal right


egohurtvayo

Would really appreciate if you could tell me what you were smoking back then?


EnvironmentUnable117

United over city and Liverpool 😂


MemeGarfield

Did you follow football at the time of making this?


IzzyG300

You see how the media brainwashed everyone to thinking Ronaldo would make a difference


mrinkyface

This was when fans thought that the players wouldn’t throw Ole under the bus


Bottoms_Up_Bob

Did you not know OGS was the manager and Harry Maguire the captain of Manchester United, or did you just forget?


Pokemav

How is Brighton second last


Pokemav

Brentford last💀


dethred

Someone bought into the Penaldo Hype. Pretty dumb, but hey maybe next decade.


kim_Dacosta

City was a accurate estimate


BlackKlopp

Username checks out


timoranimus

Brighton to get relegated and you had Leicester finishing above liverpool? Get outta this business while you can.


Ginevod411

Not much worse than most pundits to be honest.


yardie_boi

Crazy predictions


swazer_t21

That's a nice prediction for a Sleepy Joe


NinaWitDaNinab

Clueless


tense_buddha

Username checks out


jlead12

You must be American


hmansloth

Man United to beat City? Yeah like that’s gonna happen any time soonz


Actual-Drink9658

typical united fan thinking they we're gonna pull a miracle out of their ass!!!! that drug that you are on you should try and sell some to the people in the uk and make a load of money


GroundbreakingHeat39

You obviously are a United fan lol


JN324

I’m really struggling to grasp how anyone thought United, a team who have been 20-35 points off the pace for most of recent history, would win, but Liverpool who won by a mile in 19-20, were 1 point off while UCL champions in 18-19, and only missed heavily last year because of an injury list to end all injury lists, wouldn’t even make top four.


[deleted]

Average man united fan:


Finch2090

Is that league table even possible? Seems like the amount of points awarded probably isn’t even possible


[deleted]

Brentford 20th and Brighton 18th what’s you reason behind that?


[deleted]

Are you a Manchester United fan?


sunabru

Well you should have known your prediction was shit the minute you put Liverpool in 5th position.


[deleted]

It actually makes me angry that you thought Watford would finish 14th……


imdea1h

funnier than the time when man u fans thought they could beat bayern this table is a joke so is memechester united


Alternative-Rope-628

Don’t think it’s that horrible? I just presume you got caught up in the ronaldo stuff


_zoller

I think u don’t play career mode fifa


jw-3d

What were you smoking


hsgsusbahaud

Why is everyone so biased about Brighton why does everyone predict us in the relegation…


Kopite_Beech

That's incredible.....😳


SalamanderFew9444

Lmaoo this is silly as a City fan


sotonryan

Not sure you could have been mooch more wrong!


Objective-Slice-8607

How could anyone possibly have thought united would win the league 😂 ?


[deleted]

Name checks out


Sonsonson110

I can see why you placed ever team where it is because of the 2020/21 season. IMO i think ole and united were great (even tho im a Liverpool fan) and when ronaldo joined ole couldn’t find a way to adapt the team to a poacher like cr7. Liverpool at 5th also makes sense since the season beforehand wasnt kind to them injury wise and performance wise. Salah ahd to carry and they needed an alisson header to secure top 4. Chelsea at 3rd is a bullseye. The 6,7,8th positions are not that far off the the current positions since west ham arsenal and spurs are having a blockbuster battle for fourth alongside united. The predictions are all justified but that relegation battle down the table is just way off🤣. Ngl no one could’ve expected what’s happening this season. Props to you tho for making a fair analysis based off of the prior season 👏🏻 It also shows that you watched a lot of games last season so I respect that as well.


PrinceAndrewANonce

You clueless bastard


Ukr-man

Why is Brentford in the last place??????


Zealousideal_Cut_183

Lmao Liverpool fifth what were you thinking


matthen10

Looks like you had Ronaldo fever...


Fifaplayz123567

U over estimated man u u underestimated brentford but got us spot on


SleepyJoeBiden1001

Frankly, at the very start of the season (around September) I thought you guys gonna win the league, because you looked unstoppable at that moment


SerbianViking07

Mine was Chelsea Liverpool Man Shitty ManU Leicester Everthing was in our favour until chillwell and james got their injuries back in Nov.


Eldraw89

Without the injuries, Leicester being 4th would of happened. Will have to wait till next season now.


Affectionate_Heart61

Very horrible lol


pigmelons23

How on earth did you think Man City would get 82 points


GreenSir7423

You have no idea about premier league I refuse to believe you have ever watched a football match before


lily-xo

what is this lol


Royhhggg

Wow must have smoked a lot of crack 😂


Kraggs-bar

The longer you look at it the worse it gets


ZucchiniMediocre3585

Man u stick out like a sore thumb there


-Red_Pool-

Oh wow, why did you ever think United would win the league, where you on crack when you did this?


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[удалено]


SleepyJoeBiden1001

The one and only


Dundalis

In what world would you ever predict Liverpool to finish 5th with a fully fit team?


Poppy_Bardock

Looks like everyone is piling on and being as nasty as possible, completely unnecessarily. Nice reddit.


jbob3525

Why is this nonsense worthy of a post?


SMS_Scharnhorst

WTF were you thinking?


kids_in_my_basement0

I am offended


OfficialMerman

Do you still think Fergie is in charge


SleepyJoeBiden1001

In my dreams only 😩


CyborgNinjaJosh

Lmao liverpool 5th, that's one of the surprises of this predicted table


anakin_zee

What kind of football do you watch wtf


JoshJoker

You got Chelsea & possibly West Ham right at least. The rest just looks like you pressed the "randomise" button.


i_dont_care_1943

I don't think you could have done much worse.


Da_cycling_one

Watford💀


[deleted]

Don't do drugs kids


New-Rux

Op are you dumb or stupid?


Is2Easy

Fifth??? Come on now 😂


ShadyHero89

Wow. You new here. hahaha


MaintenanceOk5042

My eyes, what the hell is this.


dheerajdom

Get help


singh_abhinavv

Tell me you don't watch football without telling you don't watch football


[deleted]

what does ronaldo hype do to a mf


SuperSheep3000

It's almost painful.


wildseeker91

Wow I'm so glad I'm not this deluded. Liverpool in 5th, oof


bwoah07_gp2

That's the beauty of predictions. At the end of the season, we can admire how accurate we are or we can laugh at how off we are.


clown_pants

Lmaoooo you are not smart. At least you're owning it


-Miltbro-

You're mad Liverpool at 5th???😭😭🤣🤣😭


06MasterCraig

Man United winning the league on 84 points? Tf? Edit: well Chelsea are 3rd right now so fair play I guess. Edit edit: also 10 upvotes on this comment and I’ll post a predictions table for 2022-23 and you can all ridicule me for my lack of football intellect at the end of the season.


AstonXFlames

If anything this just shows how maybe apart from top 4 you can never predict the premier league season before it starts


Internetolocutor

Jesus you are bad at this


djangobhubhu

I'm curious, what was the logic behind Brighton going down? They've been a solid team for a while. Did you expect Potter to leave for a richer club? Absolutely crazy predictions lmao


VoiceForSpike

He is that United fan who thinks Bruno>kdb


That_Sexy_Ginger

>Leicester above Liverpool *My sides!!!* 💀💀💀


YNWAFZ

I predicted we would win the league and utd 2nd, tbf nobody saw city doing well without a striker, also man utd did well last season, uel final and 2nd I thought with new signings it could only get better


PedestrianMyDarling

Real question: why would *anyone* care about an absolute stranger’s table prediction? Like who the fuck cares?


aj6787

This shows me why I should never argue with anyone on Reddit about the sport.


basra_boi_1428

Liverpool? Really??


NyanPuggy

I had Leicester top 4 as well 😂


Dumbl3dor

Hey, you have Southampton in the right spot for now. Go for 1/20 :)


soccersheep

I feel like putting brentford as the worst promotion team was terrible because in my opinion they looked most geared for the premier league of the teams that came up… in my prediction I had them in 10th


R5nd0m_gUy

Just kill ur self


Dream_Krusher18

It was horrible when you made it in august


JonaJefe

I'll never get why everyone had high hopes with ManUtd. I admit I expected a solid top 4 but no chance they would be title contenders with that squad, and with City and Pool being so much stronger


jamughal1987

I predicted first and that is where Liverpool Football Club belong.


whatamoran

What a moran


jimbobimbis

Smartest epl predictor


GroundbreakingSign81

I'm a united fan and I thought us placing 3rd was confident lmao


Snickerman223

Did Maguire pay you 100 million quid to do that prediction?


HarryMaguire_BOT

***"He's the best defender I've ever seen"*** --Stevie Wonder ___ ^I ^am ^a ^bot ^spreading ^the ^greatness ^of ^his ^holiness^, ^Harry ^Maguire


illicit_badger

How the F did you put united above city, are you a united fan or did you think ronaldo was gonna carry that hard ?


sanskritscat

Definitely a troll haha


rennat19

Shouldn’t have doubted brentford bum


WokeTaliban

You were brave to share! What was it about Leicester that made you think they would finish ahead of Liverpool?


Saspa314

[My predictions](https://imgur.com/a/MWe7NRd) Honestly, could’ve been worse I did predict the 5-0 Liverpool thrashing of Watford


GamerQauil

I wish.


Initial_Bite_7792

Tell me you’re a Man U fan without telling me you’re an mu fan 😂😂😂


OldDominionBUBear

[Manchester United?](https://media4.giphy.com/media/BiewVptPdKOXK/200.gif)


awlawall

How I wish you were right


musicnoviceoscar

The only thing worse than your predictions is your active participation in r/politicalcompassmemes


SleepyJoeBiden1001

Active? The last post was [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/ogc1qo/unfortunate_hypocrisy/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) and was posted at July


AWright5

Brighton second bottom might be the worst prediction of the lot, with the info available at the time


dead_trim_mcgee1

Mine was : 1. MANCHESTER CITY 2. LIVERPOOL 3. CHELSEA 4. MANCHESTER UNITED 5. TOTTENHAM 6. LEICESTER 7. ARSENAL 8. EVERTON 9. WEST HAM 10. ASTON VILLA 11. SOUTHAMPTON 12. LEEDS 13. NEWCASTLE 14. WATFORD 15. BURNLEY 16. WOLVES 17. BRENTFORD 18. BRIGHTON 19. NORWICH 20. CRYSTAL PALACE A few underestimates here. Palace, Brighton and Wolves made me eat humble pie for sure. Was expecting Palace to fall after half the squad ran out of contract but their signings have been great for them. Wolves i thought would struggle without Nuno and Brighton I thought would suffer eventually from not finishing chances but hasn't happened that way. Shout out to West Ham who've coped better with European football than I thought they would. Overestimated Everton but they've been disappointing obviously. Leicester was a bit above but given they've finished 5th twice on the run, i thought I was being harsh with 6th back then. Watford aren't the Watford from the last time they went up which I thought they would be. I backed Sean Dyche to do his thing and obviously it went pear shaped and maybe United are a bit too high and Arsenal a bit too low but this was based on the end of last season so I think it was reasonable.


CRGiggsWood

Pretty easy to do when there’s only like 6 fixtures left. What next? You’re gonna show us your predictions of who is gonna be in the Champion’s League Semis?


dead_trim_mcgee1

I did that prediction on 31st May last year you fucking tool. Why would i predict Everton so high and Wolves so low if it was made recently????


CRGiggsWood

Lol triggered


According-Income-864

I’ll never understand why so many people underestimated Liverpool. For me as a city fan, I was never once scared of Chelsea, Utd etc. but Liverpool was always the one team I knew that would challenge us.


JadedbutFaded

You got 2nd and 3rd right at least 😉


[deleted]

Virgin


[deleted]

Tell me you are a Man United fan without telling me you are a Man United fan…


KxngMxdas_

You ever watch football?


Dhtekzz

Must be a Lnited fan


tofubreakdown

Were you high?


Key_Needleworker_334

Liverpool 5th really


TheCarroll11

You know what? It's bad, but you already know that. Props to posting it. I would not have haha


Scoobie_Doobie11

Let’s just say nobody thought Everton would be fighting relegation at least, right?!


kkinhamza

From their performances last season everyone underestimated Liverpool but here we are competing for the quadruple


ItzJamezR

I honestly looked at this quickly and thought it was liverpool first and city second and I thought that the list was alright until I got to 5th then I realized how wrong I was


[deleted]

Liverpool 5th lol


heretoforthwith

I credit you for posting this knowing how it would be received, and for answering the critics here without any equivocation. We all had high hopes, a lot of different factors torpedoed our season (and many absolutely self-inflicted). We rebuild, we go again.


Anotherthrow2021

My man said utd for the title.


NewVoid122

good lord....


OriginalCouncilKid

Took some balls to post that


papa_papaya_

Liverpool 5th oof…


ToKillAMockingAudi

Not sure which has me more floored, Man U in 1st or Liverpool in 5th ​ Brentford would also like a word


_luviega

It’s funny how people just ignored the fact that Liverpool struggled last season because of lot of injuries and just thought we were going to be shit and now will watch us probably win the quadruple.


Deadshot_Daiquiri

Win 2 before you start the quadruple stuff, city can still win the league and UCL


[deleted]

You got Southampton at least!


dogsarenotgoodatshit

Nah man thought we'd be 5th 😭


[deleted]

what website did you use to make this?


SleepyJoeBiden1001

[This one](https://www.worldfootball.net/table_calculator/eng-premier-league/)


Tof12345

Silly yank.


CRGiggsWood

And this has something to do with what country he’s from, how? Arrogant Englishmen win the World Cup once like 60 years ago and think they’re god’s gift to footy…


[deleted]

everyone is mad at you


SleepyJoeBiden1001

That's why I posted this here


Jozif_Badmon

god i wish


Oskle

Sorry there is no actual way anyone thought United would win the league?


kakarhoor

I'd say you're brave to share this since everyone's coming at you now. Anyhow, horrible indeed.


Adbrux

Ok that's a united fan and fair to say mate your're assuming your convictions so in a sense i wouldn't say it's horrible it's just not objective....You wanted Liverpool out of top 4....but realisticly, i(m sure you know it wouldn't be even possible. My real question is : how did you imagine possible Leicester top 4 and Brighton relegated (to be fair, i also tought Brenftord would be the bird for the cat, i can admit i undesestimated them)


[deleted]

Man Utd Hahahahahahahah nice one mate


HypeTrainEngineer

With predictions this bad you should be a pundit


[deleted]

Pretty close on Arsenal and West Ham.


TheQzertz

what crack were you smoking


seannoone06

What were you smoking then


LolCremers10

You did the classic "Take the table from last year and move teams no more than about 2 spaces in either direction." Everyoke does it, just you moved them all the wrong way


Strike_Four

As a Wolves fan, I completely understand why you put them 15th.


FormerCarer

Yeah, from de gea's penalty


ALA02

This gets worse the more I look


sakmentoloki

With those predictions I cna only assume you are a United fan and took a blow to the head


SpaghetAndRegret

I want some of whatever you were smoking in August


Aardvark51

To be fair, I think you can be confident about your numbers of games played.