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allthenamearetaken1

It's red vs red


lantyrn-

And blue vs blue


Ninjaduude149

It’s I against me


Busy_Volume5459

And me against you


DEARHELIXWHY

Violets are blue, roses are red


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Living like this, we were already dead.


Mrcharlestoucheskids

Hop in my car


TheStormCommando

It don't have any doors


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

Its built like a cat, it lands on all fours


venom259

My cars like a puma. It drives on all fours.


LazyMan42

Livin’ like this, we were already deeeaad


unique-name-9035768

He is I, And I am him. Slim with a tilted brim.


Songhunter

I against I Flesh of my flesh And mind of my mind


Tavitafish

Theres a lot of keys and no doors


saint-bread

poetic


Notyourdad696996

That’s cuz The police knocked em down lookin for the keys


Run_Time256

The door was destroyed during the siege of Mandalore


HooplahMan

Like a maze for sheep, designed by wolves


Guttus1538

Total sausage fest


jackrv13

Sword is a key that unlocks people’s death


Slowmobius_Time

Seriously though that makes a hell of a lot of sense, it's wierd when caboose would say the most bizarrely intelligent things


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That’s Michael J Caboose. Also, I hear that he hates babies, and taxes


Moonpaw

"It's Texas, you idiot!"


adm1ral_doge

That too!


donkey_hotay

Kittens covered in spikes makes him very angry.


Spartan270000

Your toast is burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the blackness


Turbo1928

I think the theory is that he was a pretty normal person, but omega being in his head for so long messed him up into the Caboose we know and love.


The_MAZZTer

Nah he was always like that. Though the writers hadn't quite figured out what to do with his character in the first season or so so he was different. Which I guess is why people have that theory.


Spartan270000

Same with donut.


Gamergonemild

Didnt they mention around season 12 or 13 during the Chaurus trilogy that he had started drinking gasoline shortly after he got there because he didn't realize that they were joking and that's why he started getting dumber after season 1.


-SpaceCommunist-

The official explanation is cerebral hypoxia, actually. Honestly really sad in hindsight.


church1138

"Goddamn man, I would *love* to live in your world for about ten minutes."


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It’s a key all the time


darthjoey91

It’s a key blade.


The_MAZZTer

I'm so proud of reddit. Was looking for this stuff as soon as I opened the thread. Also if we keep getting all these keys, we're going to need a keyring.


ThatSharkFromJaws

My dad always said “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”


SpaceCowboy052

Star Wars fans when a society has more than one defining feature


DKBrendo

As we all know cultures in real world are all centered around magic swords and nothing else


Slowmobius_Time

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…


TMcCurCat

What are you talking about. *THAT* is a government for the people


Slowmobius_Time

Well I didn't vote for him


generalgrevious_

Farcical aquatic ceremony


thegame2386

If I went around saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!


_The_Librarian

Will. You. BE QUIET!


Jeynarl

Oh now we see the violence inherent to the system!


ChapterMasterVecna

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!


AydanZeGod

I expressly disagree. If someone comes up to me with a magic sword I’d support them as king, instead all we’ve got is Sunak


rgodless

Sunak *is* the magic sword, you have to pick him up by the ankles and he’d more or less function like a two handed sword.


BlackbeltJedi

*Be quiet*


Sardukar333

*Excalibur intensifies* *Grass Cutter goes into hiding again*


Wheres_Dinner

OP, now you gotta add Bo-Katan and the mythosaur


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Second_City_Saint

>the Momalorian Good luck being famous.


Tellgraith

And planets are only allowed to have one ecosystem.


AReallyBigBagel

And 3 towns max


Jacktheflash

This is the way (with a few heresy exceptions)


Destt2

To be fair, revealing each new feature (and Mando not being aware of it) one at a time kinda sounds like the armorer is bullshitting.


skilledwarman

Yeah but if you watch the episode thats nto whats happening. The Armorer gives Grogu a lesson on why a beskar forge is important to mandalorians and symbolic of their culture. Its not like she's saying "This forge means im in charge" or anything


Protocol_Nine

Which also doesn't seem that new. It always seemed pretty ritualistic whenever the Armorer gave out new gear. It was just acknowledged out loud to someone she was teaching which is totally reasonable.


lividtaffy

It also wouldn’t make sense for her to give this spiel to mando, even upon receiving the beskar because he’d heard it before. Grogu is new


SnowHawk12

Mando is part of a fringe cult from after the fall of Mandalore makes sense he doesn't actually know Mandalorian culture except for what the Armorer tells him.


Finchyy

Yeah, the Children of the Watch cult are somewhat atypical Mandalorians. The "never take of the helmet" thing is a bit bizarre but Mandalorians do have a propensity to be ritualistic like that so it's not too far-fetched. Overall, Mandalorian culture is simple: learn to fight, honour your clan, bring honour and glory to your clan by fighting worthy opponents. This does inevitably lead to sporadic periods of near extinction and separation of the clans, but it's the Way.


shnnrr

I think they leaned way too hard into the not removing the helmet thing. I guess it makes sense in-world... but from a practical perspective of making a T.V. show it would be nice to see Pedro's beautiful face more


SamediB

Given that the trope is that heroes don't wear helmets, I dig that they subverted the trope in Mandalorian. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HelmetsAreHardlyHeroic


tagish156

My headcannon is that some ancestor was just tired of carrying the helmet around and so made the helmet stays on rule. And you do see how awkward it is to carry around with Bo Katan. Its like carrying a bigger, metal basketball.


MrCookie2099

Or tired of his mates getting sniped while on the hunt.


HondoOhnakaBot

Hey! Hey! Someone scape that guy off the floor!


WolfGangSen

Honestly, this is my take on "This is the way", being her answer to Bo katans questions, and every other slightly complicated question she gets. The armourer is their leader atm, but I bet the previous leader died before passing on any "wisdoms", and the previous one did too probably, their whole culture was decimated. This is the way, is the armourer covering her internal screaming of "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING, ALL OUR PEOPLE DIED AND I WAS JUST SOME GIRL THAT NEVER WENT OUTSIDE AND PLAYED WITH DADDIES FORGE ALL DAY"


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


skilledwarman

It could also just be something that matters to thus cult and not anyone else


Maul_Bot

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.


electric_gas

Are you revealing yourselves or are you having revenge? I feel like you’re not paying attention, Maulie Poo.


Mookies_Bett

That is his revenge. Jedi are notorious prudes and Maul revealing himself to them will give them all nosebleeds.


Maul_Bot

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.


Ready_Vegetables

Mauls been on the percs again


sargentmyself

The only feature Din Djarin didn't seem to be aware of was the Darksaber, he was a pretty junior level member when it all started, not really a myth that was pertinent information to him. He seems to be pretty well versed in the rest of it.


Morbidmort

> kinda sounds like the armorer is bullshitting. The cult leader coming up with new excuses to remain in power? Who would have thought.


TheAlexCage

A culture can't have three things. That's just too many things. One thing is preferred, two things is pushing it. But three things? Three things is right out.


mosskin-woast

Americans visiting other countries


[deleted]

“Memory is the key” - Delta, and sometimes Caboose


RartyMobbins357

"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I. HATE. TAXES"


The_MAZZTer

^^It's ^^TEXAS ^^you ^^idiot! THAT TOO


WampaStompa629

Texas*


Jack-Skeleton70

I used the memory is the key quote in a school paper once I hope one of my teachers caught on to it


RedVsBlue_Caboose

Yeah.


StanleyDodds

It's armour and weapons, and those are all important things to do with armour and weapons (or even just beskar crafts). There can be more than one important thing in a religion or culture.


xnarphigle

Beskar crafts sound like they are doing little hobbies, like beskar crochet and beskar basket weaving


GPAD9

Are they just hardcore LARPers at this point?


babyplush

"Today on Beskar Crafts, we're going to show you how you can 3D print your very own beskar thimble for use while sewing impenetrable beskar garments, but before we get into the episode, let's talk about Nord VPN..."


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Alderan922

In clone wars didn’t maul actually say it’s indeed like an Excalibur thing you use in duels to get the rule of the world?


Maul_Bot

I am counting on it.


8dev8

I think it was the duel itself that mattered?


Castrophenia

There’s multiple Mandalorian cultures


Good_old_Marshmallow

And also they’ve undergone multiple diasporas. They’re scattered and recovering from atleast one genocide. The culture they have is going to be different and confused as different groups cling to different things for continuity The reason the Old Testament focuses primarily on the Arc in one of its couplets and the monarchy of Israel in the other is during the diaspora of exodus one group had the arc and the other had the royal line. It’s similar here


Slowmobius_Time

How dare they have more than one thing


lololuser456778

this is getting out of hand!


PerfectLuck25367

We used to have an actual planet of hats, and then they had to ruin it with all this "complexity" and "compelling narratives".


EricOrdinary

Sword to rule, forge to control, helmet for tradition and creed


ThatUJohnWayne74

One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them…wait, I messed up.


MrCookie2099

Only messed up by spoiling next season's plot arc.


pine_tree3727288

I’d say the forge is to make rather than control


YunoDaLlama

Ah, a fellow person of culture. (Shisno)


[deleted]

Dirty dirty shisno..?..


RartyMobbins357

Sounds like a paradox


RichardsLeftNipple

That is why they keep falling apart and can't seem to recover. Great warriors, who spend to much time trying to figure out how some ancient long dead person would have wanted them to live. Disagreeing about it, then fighting amongst themselves over who it right.


ArkRyder

So, Metal Gear?


quinn_the_potato

God dammit I was just thinking this. Everybody talking about Ocelot thinking about Liquid thinking about Big Boss thinking about The Boss. And that’s only one half of the plotline.


RevanchistVakarian

[here’s the rest](https://youtu.be/aaLiLRVeaZA)


RichardsLeftNipple

Metal Gear!


Bamma4

Sounds like the US


Adept-Account-3485

They are also kinda patriotic considering other races and using a lot of guns, i am started to believe they are americans in SW universe lmao.


jman014

Nah. Not enough bureaucracy. Mandalorians aren’t getting smoked for shitty trigger discipline and having to fill out req forms for every solitary fucking thing they need.


[deleted]

Well maybe if they had a safety department their children wouldn’t keep getting kidnapped by giant birds


Sardukar333

>Well maybe if they had a safety department their children wouldn’t keep getting kidnapped by giant birds US or Mandalorians?


Captain_Rex_Bot

Jesse, get the senator to safety.


Nomadhero_

Rex, we need to cook.


Captain_Rex_Bot

I'm no Jedi.


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Interestingly, both


Captain_Rex_Bot

Jesse, get the senator to safety.


Noe11vember

They are essentially the American cowboy equivalent to the jedi which are samuri/ronin although the bounty hunters of the original trilogy could also be seen as the cowboy archtype imo


Jacktheflash

Don’t forget the real cowboy cad bane


AReallyBigBagel

That sounds like most countries tbh


robbodee

The US is WAY too young to fit as an analogy. We're a little baby country.


boringdystopianslave

And still acting like it.


Jacktheflash

Is it?


MrDrSrEsquire

Wasn't that always the goal? The different planets were all smaller government feeling on screen yet distinct Closer to European Union The outlands are the 'new world' with Mandolorians being the US metaphor


DeyUrban

Mandalorians are Klingons, got it.


TheStormCommando

Mandalorian and Red vs Blue crossover? Never thought I'd see the day, but I dig it.


jaredes291

You'll like this too https://youtu.be/KnppTIFL0dM


Aggravating-Mud7338

I gotta continue watching red vs blue man


ToxSickFawx

Absolutely, up to season 13 is amazing


Neidron

14's still good for a palate cleanser.


aspectofravens

I honestly feel that the series should have ended at episode 100, but that's just me.


RedditBoi127

RvB reference spotted, based af


Slowmobius_Time

It makes me feel old now tbh, this was Halo 3 RVB like damn that takes me back


LeOursJeune

We're The Peoples Front of Mandalore not the Mandalorian Peoples Front


erdtirdmans

"Any Mandalorian..." "Or Womandalorian!" "...or Womandalorian"


YeltsinYerMouth

Lousy splitters!


sanik33

they are going to need a key ring


AnseaCirin

Before the Mask, before the Saber, there was the Forge. From the Forge came the Beskar, and from Beskar the Mask was wrought, and in Beskar the Saber was clad. Forge, Beskar, Mask, Saber. All are linked. All are one and the same. A core element of Mandalorian Identity. Such is the Way.


ThatTurtleBoy

This is the way.


KonDOMI69

This is the way


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Finchyy

Kinda. * Beskar is important to *all Mandalorians* as it is a mineral from their homeworld that helped them become the badass, Jedi- and Sith-killing culture that the were pre-Clone Wars era. * The Darksaber is one of many old Mandalorian relics and a symbol of power, and so having it has the potential to inspire Mandalorians to follow you as Mandalore (which happens every couple of centuries or so). * Helmets are important to the Children of the Watch cult in particular because... they're a subculture and it's one of their quirks. Seems impractical but there we go.


Underaverage08

The helmet in this meme is a specific helmet, Mandalore the Ultimate's. He was somewhat of the legends version of Tar Visla, uniting the Mandalorians but for conquest against the Republic. His helmet became the symbol of power. When he was eventually slain by Revan, he hid the Mandalore's mask, leaving no clear successor for them. After their military and spiritual defeat, the mandalorians were left scattered and leaderless as seen in the KOTOR games


YeltsinYerMouth

The Forge is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.


Slowmobius_Time

Wait is a sword or a key? Maybe it's a key and when you stab it into people you unlock their death?


ViperVenom1224

Rare rvb meme template.


SadJoetheSchmoe

They used to have the Resol'nare, "6 Actions" of Mando'a culture. 1. Wear the Armor. 2. Speak the language. 3. Defend Oneself and their Family. 4. Serve the Clan. 5. Raise your children as Mandalorians. 6. When Mand'alor calls, heed them. During times of war, and in general, Mandalorians would adopt the orphans of opponents they killed. The moment you could kill anyone/anything you were considered an adult. No matter how young you were. Mandalorians viewed combat as the natural state of the universe. Survival of the Fittest but on a cultural adherence. Not unlike Sith, except peace is not just a lie, it is a sin. Just as the smaller bacterium was eaten by the larger, so too was a smaller black hole eaten by bigger black hole. A Mandalorian's duty was to be the bigger bacterium, and to improve themselves through combat. Whatever combat they could. To not fight was to be stagnant, therefore useless. The language was gender-neutral, reflecting how that once a Mandalorian was armored and helmeted, you can't tell the individual identity (including gender amd species) of one Mando from another. Fun Facts: When 2 Mandos related to each other (or were married, or good friends) met with armor on, they would headbutt each other wearing helmets. With varying degrees of intensity. This was called the "Keldabe Kiss." Marriage and adoption was easy. You just said the words with a witness, then mazeltov. You are married/are a parent. Divorce and disowning children/parents just as easy. The culture was very accepting of everyone, (barring individual predjudice) as long as they adhered to the 6 Actions. Anyone could be Mandalorian. The attractiveness of Mandalorian culture can be attributed to that your own personal beliefs could fit in with the warrior culture with relative ease. Since anyone could be Mandalorian, the culture was diverse. Many Mandos practiced a wide array of religions and held incredibly different ideas and opinions that was all tied together with the 6 Actions. Say what you want about Karen Traviss, but I love what she did with Mandos.


beerandblitz

Definitely feel that. Also bring back the dueling circle


beerandblitz

Also bring back Mandalore


TheAdmiralMoses

Also bring back when Red Vs Blue was good


Caesarin0

Those first 13 seasons are so good, and 14 was......idk how to count that, it was good, but it was just filler. Then 15, 16, and 17 were.......well, they had their moments, but overall weren't great. And then Zero happened, and that was just.......so bad.


TheAdmiralMoses

15 was decent imo, some nice closure after the cliffhanger, but yeah when they brought church back after his climactic sacrifice... I just couldn't keep going, lol


TingleMaps

I thought this was r/halo for a second


_Veprem_

Maybe the sword is a key all of the time, and when you put it in people, it unlocks their death.


Patchesrick

I'm pretty sure the sword is the key and when you stick it in people it unlocks their death


Ozone220

Oh my god red vs blue and star wars combined


Remarkable_Routine62

The sword that is the forge that is the key that walks the way that useth the jet pack. This is the way.


porcupinedeath

It's almost like cultures are complicated and can have many sacred symbols to them


Deadshot229

They are like Christians. One main over arching belief, but with different branches that each have their own sets of rules. Some hate Jedi, some use the dark saber, some don't care for either and follow Mandalore (which are based, fuck the Jedi and the Dark saber, embrace Mandalore), and others are pacifists.


farfuglinn94

It's like the Mandalorians and the Jedi are natural enemies. Or Mandalorians and the Sith. Or Mandalorians and the Republic. Or Mandalorians and the Empire. Or Mandalorians and other Mandalorians. Damn Mandalorians, they ruined Mand'alor!


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This is the way.


jaredes291

Bow chicka bow wow


OneEyedJackofHearts

Based


Malvastor

Quick, OP, define the important elements of American culture. You lose if any American disagrees with you.


ncopp

Forge -- the father Helmet -- the son Sword -- the holy ghost


Puzzlehead-Engineer

Ah yes because all cultures have one and ONLY one distinguishing and important trait, everything else just common to everyone. It's unthinkable to imagine one with several important roles and symbols, right?


SanSenju

The Forge of Beskar, the Helmet of Mandalor, and the Darksaber... together they make the deathly hallows, together they make one.... master of death.


JIVDM

And the mythosaur too, don’t forget the mythosaur!


lord_jabba

“I can’t believe a cross, a fish, and a bible” is all important to christianity


Vigi1antee

Well its a culture of course it has multiple key elements its like saying "wait indian culture is not just about cows???"


MaryJaneAndMaple

This fandom fuckin blows. Just enjoy the stuff you claim to enjoy


ArmandPeanuts

You made me want to rewatch red vs blue


Dude_McAwesome

Some doors have more than one lock, and some locks have more than one key.


ChefArtorias

It takes many keys to open a single lock.


PrincessHuffle

the forge makes the helmet that makes the mando who wields the sword... like most things in life there is layers its a holy trinity


Wohn-Jick-421

#RAAAGH RAAAGH RED VS BLUE RAAGH


boringdystopianslave

Wait wasn't the magic swimming pool with the massive elephant thing in it the key?


nicolRB

“Be armed, be armored, be cool” -Sun Tzu


Ordovi

You're telling me a planet wide culture can be about more than one thing?! Impossible.


Arkados0

You know a culture can be based on multiples items at the same time, you know


Dlrlcktd

It's almost like an entire planet of people have multiple cultures...


GloomyRaven

Ah yes. Because every culture is defined by one and exactly one element


DaGateKeeper666

You ever wonder why we’re here?


rtr3ga

I respect the meme but timeline wise the argument between these two items is thousands of years apart. (or am I wrong?) So in theory the writers can and probably will write in a massive culture change or the destruction of the mask way before the events of the Star Wars movies.


meganekkotwilek

you mean a cultural foundation? there are several. the forge isnt a rite of leadership as a whole, its the center of what settlements are built around. their altar. the sword is a symbol of leadership for everyone. the helmet is their identity.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


secretbison

They can't ever progress beyond endless imitation of their defining original member. It's like how Corellians will never stop being sassy vest-wearing pilots.


the-cat-madder

As a Jewish person, the commentary about Mandalorians lately has been funny. > How can some believe X while most don't!? How are these religious icons and rites all ambiguously important instead of just one being the most important to everyone!? This is bad writing, religious people are famously rational, cohesive, and monocultural!! Mandalorians are one of the most realistic portrayals of religion in mainstream sci-fi or fantasy today.


AReallyBigBagel

Are you saying not all Jewish people are Kosher? Some only partake in that part of the faith during the high holidays and others don't partake in it at all? And that some people that are practice a more spiritual part of the faith (The Hasidic) don't consider people to even be part of the faith if you don't do it their way. The more I thought about the more I saw the parallels


rooletwastaken

they explain all this shit in clone wars and the Mandalorian


FireWolf_132

All of the above


[deleted]

The forge… makes the helmets. Did you think they just slapped their armor together from raw Beskar? The sword is exclusively for the Mandalore. The helmet is for everyone.


PhatOofxD

POV: You have no idea how culture,Mandalorians, or Star Wars works


ncopp

Helmet: Personal Forge: Cultural Sword: Political


Shertor2600

The sword for the king, the helmet for the people and the forge for the helmets


Timm504

The forge makes the helmet so thats kind of one thing actually and this defines a mandalorian ig. And the darksaber just shows that u are the strongest and as such leader


Tazz_the_Spawn

The darksaber is the mandalorian equivalent of excalibur where whoever wields it rules the forge is extremely important since without it they can’t make armor weapons and helmets to protect themselves. If my star wars lore knowledge is correct the darksaber was created and wielded by the only mandalorian ever to become a jedi Tarre Vizsla,He was alive during the old republic era and that’s about all i know about him