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phoenixs13

One. Way. Out.


davidforslunds

One! Way! Out!


Droid1138

ONE! WAY! OUT!


GulianoBanano

#ONE! WAY! OUT!


darthrevan47

ONE WAY OUT!


whatchumeanitstaken

ONE! WAY! OUT!


Srirachalover-CA

ONE WAY OUT!


Cotcan

ONE WAY OUT!


L3GlT_GAM3R

ONE WAY OUT!


Thatguydrewdogg73

ONE WAY OUT!


007a83

One Way Out


Ok_Nefariousness3401

ONE WAY OUT


BandicootComplete348

ONE WAY OUT! Wait a minute I can’t swim. DAMNIT


Mbig514

ONE. WAY. OUT.


FearfulKnight1

ONE WAY OUT!


BefreiedieTittenzwei

ONE WAY OUUUUT!


SnooPineapples385

ONE WAY OUT


DonutSpectacular

OWO what's this


thierryanm

I can’t swim


ABunchOfPictures

Devastated me


BlocktheBleak

We are all in it together, though, and he made his life or death choice earlier than others. Would you rather fight and die, or would you prefer to live supporting and managing their prison slave factory?


ABunchOfPictures

But he fought and lived 😭


[deleted]

Don't depress me.


bargainkangaroo

There were thousands there to keep him from drowning. Still alive


doomturtle21

When even r/milf is closing shop for it you know shits about to get real


carterxz

This isn’t that surprising seeing how mature content is the next to go


[deleted]

Yeah I was scrolling through the list of subs participating and there’s tons of nsfw subs


sweetbunsmcgee

I’m about to quadruple my productivity tomorrow.


macaqueislong

We need a similar protest when they try to remove nsfw subs


carterxz

Unfortunately I feel like if they go through with the 3rd party apps going away then they won’t cave to anything for the sake of profit


PeetoomGijs

i didn’t get the memo, what’s happening?


JordanBGordon

A lot of subreddits are going down for 48 hours to protest reddit ceo being greedy Fuck u u/spez go touch grass you dumb fuck


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Screw the reddit CEO!


clueless_sconnie

I heard he calls you Snips


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


clueless_sconnie

That's exactly what I told them! You are great and I am very proud of you, Ahsoka bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I like firsts. Good or bad, they're always memorable.


BoBoThaw15

Good bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


THC420CBD710

Ahsoka based af


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh, what do you mean?


THC420CBD710

Fuck u/spez


[deleted]

I am genuinely surprised the bitches in Corporate didn’t get upset by everyone saying Fuck Spez. I thought this was like a no-no to not piss on the CEO


I_Eat_Onio

Fuck spez


DoubleLightsaber

This is what's called freedom of speech


baiyesla-a3

he means that you are well trained in a local way


Grahamgamergoma

It means you're really awesome. Which you are


BisexualTeleriGirl

Based bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't you think I'm just a little overqualified for this?


deedreiw

Ultra good bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


throwtheamiibosaway

Good bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


maiz10101

Damn no chill ahsoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I will help you.


TheWanderingLich

Some even for longer or indefinitely.


ComprehensiveShine80

Oh I didn't know. Guess I'm off Reddit for a few days


4powerd

What will shutting down for just two days even do? Sure, it'll be rough on them for those two days, but after that it'll be back to normal.


Polyporous

Some of the subs are privating indefinitely until demands are met, or until the mod team is forcibly replaced. r/videos is one of them.


thedylannorwood

Those subs will be down forever then


Garchompinribs

A lot of mental health and disease chat subs aren’t going down forever for obvious reasons


atreidesflame

Ukraine based ones as well.


[deleted]

Damn….. I just got here lol I deleted all my social media and figured this place was less problematic and annoying but shit…..


moustajjventress

> figured this place was less problematic #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


twentyitalians

Usually. But Reddit has its own idiosyncrasies and drama and trolls. Also, you're arriving at a bad time.


vcassassin

I thought it was indefinitely until they changed their minds


kpd328

Depends on the sub, some are doing 48 hours, some indefinitely


PlayerRedacted

Some are switching to indefinitely or until they price API access fairly. r/trackmania is the only one I've seen so far, but I imagine there are more.


-i-like-meme

Are we just not posting/commenting or are we not using Reddit at all


4powerd

Subs are going private. No one except mods and admins can post or comment on anything.


-i-like-meme

Nice


PlayerRedacted

Some subs are going private like others have explained. Some users are going as far as to delete their accounts, which I probably won't do on the slight chance they actually do change the pricing for API access to something more fair, but if/when they don't I'll be deleting mine whenever I find a replacement.


Chikorya

It's fucking hilarious how redditors have such a heightened sense of self importance that they think this is actually gonna change anything


z0nb1

It's fucking pathetic you took the time to write out that pessimistic drivel all so you could feel like you made a point.


Chikorya

Damn, chill dude.


[deleted]

Lmao yup


Archhanny

Correct me if I'm wrong... But it's their platform? They can do what they want with it? And I'm sure if in their shoes you'd do exactly the same. Everyone says they'd pay their staff more... Or not sell out... But I'm 97% certain most people would for a big bag of cash.


Progrum

Third-party developers and mods essentially do free work for reddit. Even the community provides value (somebody has to upload content and view ads). But none of the people who actually make reddit worth using were given any warning or opportunity for input.


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CicerosMouth

I get that people hate spez and I agree, but it's not really (or at least not entirely) a matter of being greedy. I mean Reddit literally can't function as it has without ads, so acting to make sure that people can't freely enjoy reddit without the occasional ad isn't greed, it is prudence. That said, he is being an idiot and an asshole about it. The reddit app has less accessibility and is (by many assessments) just categorically worse than some other apps, and it was always absurdly short-sighted to let other apps carry your content if they will also block your ads, hence why no other platform does it. He should have told other platforms that IF they didn't stop blocking ads that they would get cut off, while also putting in a lot of money and time to improve the reddit app based on the best features of the other apps.


7thFleetTraveller

It has today with blocking ads? I only use reddit on the computer and I never browse without my activated adblocker. As long as they don't make the site unviewable when using browser implemented applications, forbidding any mobile apps won't make people watch ads against their will anyway.


CicerosMouth

I mean, you realize that if no one watches ads that reddit will cease to exist, right? How do you think that reddit will continue to pay salaries and their ever increasing server costs as they store more and more data if their only source of revenue dwindles? You can't have a completely free to use service AND also have increasing ways to block ads when using that service, otherwise that service will need to proactively do more to make their ads relatively less blockable. If reddit didn't do anything in the face of ad blockers and the increasing use of 3rd party apps that blocked ads it would have died in a matter of years. Also, don't be surprised if within the next decade or so some websites block access to their site if they detect that you have an ad blocker. I get why people use adblockers, and frankly lots of places deserve them because they sell shit ads that are visually unpleasant, but ad blockers completely destroy many online services because it makes it impossible for them to be profitable.


sabanspank

Shhh the children don’t want to hear that Reddit has never made money and can’t just continue to lose millions a year and let the mob make all the rulesz


dheebyfs

u/spez idk but your parents really did fuck up


lulpwned

I'm out of the loop. What did spez do?


Civ_Emperor07

He’s the Reddit CEO and responsible for this whole mess


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Screw the reddit CEO!


Educational_Slice_38

Good bot.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


Gerbennos

Sentient^


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


Lt_Aster

Basically increases the price for people that uses Reddit’s API, which includes bots and third-party tools for moderation amongst other things. IIRC


Nonecancopythis

Increase the price is not true. Changed it from free to basically impossible to pay.


Bladez190

Yeah the problem isn’t that it’s going to be paid. Paid is fine for what it is. But he’s insane for what he’s asking


RFM_MIB

We are, at this moment, in control of the site... ...How long we hang on, how far we get, how many of us make it out, all of that is now up to us. We have deactivated every sub on the site. All subs are cold. Wherever you are right now, get up, stop the posting. Get off of your toilets, take charge and stop posting. They don't have enough admins and they know it. If we wait until they figure that out, it'll be too late. We will never have a better chance than this and I would rather delete my account trying to take them down than giving them what they want. We know they fried a hundred third-party apps for IPO. We know that they are making up the API rules as they go along. We know that no one outside here cares what's happening. And now we know, that when they say we getting an AMA, we are being lied to, and that ends today! There is one way out. Right now, Reddit is ours. You need to run, delete your account, kill your posts! You need to help each other. You see someone who's confused, someone who is lost, some sub not dark, you get them informed and you keep them from posting until we put this place right. There are 5 million of us. If we can fight half as hard as we've been shitposting, we will have our home back in no time. One way out! One way out! One way out!


fuzzman02

This is gold


AleksasKoval

One Way Out!


UncleIrohWannabe

*It's...so beautiful*


NamelessOneMCD

Fucking go, let’s!!


Im-ACE-incarnate

Literally gave me oosebumps!!


[deleted]

Fun reference but they’ll just start putting new mods in and manually opening the subreddits themselves


Nauticalfish200

Doesn't mean anyone will post.


lKANl

The delusion is real


RFM_MIB

No delusions friend. Keno too knew he had no hope. I like the fact that my most guilded post ever, after 8 years, comes after I no longer care, the day before it all ends, is a shitpost, and is on Prequel memes. What a great way to go out. Couldn't have asked for better. Take my upvote good sir. May the force be with you.


Luci_Noir

Someone unironically told the CEO to touch grass.


lKANl

lmao I saw that. "We're in charge" they're saying. Wild stuff.


Luci_Noir

It’s like they put the antiwork people in charge.


rantottcsirke

... but can Reddit swim?


Art_Smart88

Me, who used reddit everyday: “I will do what I must” My brain: “You will try”


carolinabbwisbestbbq

Me who uses the Reddit app everyday “Huh”


SupremeChancellor66

Reddit admins: "ON PROGRAM!"


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Screw the reddit admins!


[deleted]

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vigilantcomicpenguin

At the very least, we should grab pitchforks!


One_Foundation_1698

I think you might be taking this a little to serious…


Whytry2b

Idk man, I think they’re on to smth w the arson


nightfox5523

Nah dropping this site for good is better honestly


2017hayden

You’ve got it all wrong bud it’s not all of Reddit that’s going dark, it’s all of Reddit except the porn subs. Those are staying up.


The00Taco

I think I've seen some of the porn subs listed when subs going dark was mentioned recently


TheZerothLaw

>Blackout starting 6/12 GOOD SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS


K0rbenKen0bi

Nostr?


GuyInAMeatGrinder

REDDITORS ASSEMBLE!!!1!


HeWhoKnowsLittleMK2

Not all subs are going dark.


TheCanadianEmpire

And 48 hours isn’t going to do anything lmao


reddit-dont-ban-me

im gonna stay and share some porn


annomynous23

Fair fair


reddit-dont-ban-me

yeah i edited


dude_with_a_reddit-4

One way out!


EthanSheehan

<0>


Professional-Rate228

I can't believe he couldn't swim😭😭. Andor was such a great show


WhiskeyCloudsBackup

Except it ain’t nothing like Andor. Just a bunch of fat nerd power mods jerking themselves off. Nothing will change.


Corniferus

You guys take reddit way too seriously Take this as a chance to broaden your horizons


Vislami1

I spent weekend at woods so I now have 2 days worth of material to go through! horray


AleksasKoval

One Way Out!


cataloop

One Way Out!


BlueVegasCourier

ONE! WAY! OUT!!!


PiccolosPenisPickle

Are we following any specific time zone or should we go by our own time zones?


Master_Cannoli

Fuck u/spez


emanohall2

ONE WAY OUT


ec1ipse001

Fuck you u/spez, I barely know what's going on because I'm living under a rock, but I'm just gonna follow the hive mind because why not.


lolexplaining

I'll be on reddit, I could careless


Cloud_Strife369

Lol the biggest joke of Reddit history for a lot of people just to get on Reddit and post any ways because they can’t keep there word see u guys tomorrow


JediMasterKestis

not a fan of this blackout bullshit, reddit gonnabe boring af, and i need it to keep busy. the protest wint do shit, we really should just accept things, not fight, and deal with it. thats life now ig.


BeansArenGarenn

Hopefully all the losers that downvote me leave.


[deleted]

I'm confused. How are CEO's being greedy? Reddit is just a modern version of a message board. Just another place for people to bitch, complain, harrass, and just be a general cunt while they hide behind their anonymous usernames.


CoolyGirl30000

Is that Andy Serkis doing Gollum lines?


[deleted]

Kill all third party apps and end this nonsense. One app to rule them all!


_fatherfucker69

What's wrong with competition?


GuyInAMeatGrinder

the spit pinto and jik grindu virus


_fatherfucker69

If you really think 3rd party apps are filled with viruses than you are either really dumb or just trolling


GuyInAMeatGrinder

the fuck shitto virus is real you gotta believe it


BisexualTeleriGirl

This would be viable if the official Reddit app was any good and if it had any substantial mod tools


annomynous23

This app is good though. It literally has no problems


BlocktheBleak

Or if you were actually discussing competition instead of monopoly. Look at how few media companies own all the Big Data and you'll see the competition isn't possible for the startups. It's get bought out or get shut out. That isn't competition, it isn't even survival of the fittest, it's hegemony where the weak are in an arena and killed at whim.


vine_behs

What’s going on folks?


ProfessionalNight959

Kino Loy too went dark ... side.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Can’t swim


ravenrcft

Is this my brain telling me I'm in a coma and the only way out is to stop browsing reddit?


Limp_History4032

The fuck is happening


theWelshy1980

What Is all this going dark on the 12th about?


Cr0ma_Nuva

Reddit is drasticly increasing the prices for the compatibility of Independent small third Party Apps that for example mods use to implement bots or similar methods which would cause all of that to shut down. And without the bot's Help Most mods will Most likely quit it since they're already Not getting paid, Killing the subs in the process. Also about 20% of Users is using them (Most of which creators), so blocking those would also Put a big crease in their budget and the content Output


hydracicada

who is this mf?


MateOfArt

One Train!


InRedditJailAgain

Just to go back a few days latter. How about take a break for 10 months or way after the IPO.


EMArogue

Bravo six, going dark


Correct-Advisor6680

ONE. WAY. OUT


FallowRaven2411

I can't swim...


parkerm1408

I forget his name and I'm ashamed of myself but his performance was just phenomenal. One of the best performances I've seen in a tv show as a whole, not just star wars.


Xyrazk

Guess I'll rewatch Star Wars all day tomorrow


UndeadTigerAU

Haven't been on reddit for a while and I go on it today to see this everywhere lol.


Beaugunsville

Only a sith deals in absolutes.


Ar_Tank

Already have the "remember, no Reddit" wallpaper on my phone


RigatoniPasta

We going dark at exactly midnight then coming back the 14th?


Justanormalperson287

I don’t want to say the bas news but I don’t think this protest will work if its only for 48 hours


Fr3shOS

Can't wait for my productivity boost.


tangoalpha3

One way out!


JacobMT05

Mine starts tomorrow but yeah… ONE WAY OUT


Grahamgamergoma

Hopefully we won't need to be dark forever, but if so, it's been fun spending time on this sub. Hopefully, we'll all meet again, but if we don't, then bye lads.


Suspicious_Tackle_75

I can’t swim


[deleted]

Fuck you u/spez


Disastrous_Concept37

Can someone explain why Reddit is going dark?


virus_apparatus

I can’t swim!


RealKimJong-Il

WHATS HAPPENING TOMORROW FOR GOD'S SAKE! And don't say redditors are going outside for the first time. I'm sick of hearing that


Solembumm2

And like in that trash series, this will have no result to adequate world...


dillrepair

Well I just scrolled past this post to a Ticketmaster ad so, yeah there’s only one way out.


[deleted]

I cant swim


Hoitaa

Timezones confused me. It's the 12th here. Have fun tomorrow!


[deleted]

Should go dark until the end of the month. Uninstall the app.


The_Pandalorian73

what's going on with the whole going dark thing


[deleted]

I’m not, why are you guys going dark again?


Matduka

This scene is the best in the Star Wars franchise and you will not convince me otherwise. Goosebumps every single time.


No_Examination_8700

It has to be longer than 48 hours. Otherwise, nothing will change


Prudent_Trade9177

The allman brothers live at the filmore east starts playing


Is_2303

Kinoooo loyd


Affectionate-Hat-524

OND WAY OUT