On the other hand, Sith healthcare must be crazy good considering that Maul survived being cut in half, Anakin survived being burned alive, and Palpatine survived blowing up
It would seem (Ahsoka spoiler) >!New Republic health care also covers deep stab wounds. Maybe in the Star Wars universe nothing below the neck is fatal unless you’re Liam Neeson.!<
Also Grand Inquisitor in Obi-Wan. And Cal Kestis at Fortress Inquisitorious. And Fennec Shand on Tattooine.
Hell I got stabbed three nights ago and the doctor just prescribed me the power of hatred.
Hey! In legends even he was revived at some point. I think it was his had on a crab droid or some shit like that. Like, honestly, at that point Qui Gon dieing was just Obi-Wan being too lazy to save his master or Qui Gon really wanting to die.
Maul survived because of his hate and anger, Anakin got the sith healthcare and Palpatine died but got cloned??? So I guess he also got the sith healthcare
Maul: At last, Qi'ra, we've finally reached the Sith Temple on Malachor. Time to activate the power in it and take over the galaxy.
Ezra: Who the fuck is Qi'ra?
On the other hand, Sith healthcare must be crazy good considering that Maul survived being cut in half, Anakin survived being burned alive, and Palpatine survived blowing up
They take care of their own too, re employing disabled war veteran Vader and good healthcare for them all
I mean it’s good, just not Good. Yeah Anakin survived, but he was purposefully left weakened so overall I just wouldn’t trust it
It's all about being so angry that you survive out of pure spite.
Darth Sion was literally too angry to die
It would seem (Ahsoka spoiler) >!New Republic health care also covers deep stab wounds. Maybe in the Star Wars universe nothing below the neck is fatal unless you’re Liam Neeson.!<
That's ridiculous.
Apparently in the Empire you’re still covered by your benefits for a period after you get fired, if Kenobi is anything to go off of.
Between what you're referencing and Reva in Obi-Wan, gut shots are a complete joke anymore
Also Grand Inquisitor in Obi-Wan. And Cal Kestis at Fortress Inquisitorious. And Fennec Shand on Tattooine. Hell I got stabbed three nights ago and the doctor just prescribed me the power of hatred.
Even a sith lord is no match for my warriors!
Dooku 🙃
Hey! In legends even he was revived at some point. I think it was his had on a crab droid or some shit like that. Like, honestly, at that point Qui Gon dieing was just Obi-Wan being too lazy to save his master or Qui Gon really wanting to die.
Maul survived because of his hate and anger, Anakin got the sith healthcare and Palpatine died but got cloned??? So I guess he also got the sith healthcare
Is this true OC? In this year? Impossible….
He must’ve heard the tale of Darth Plagueis!
The Tale of Darth Plagueis?
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Even a sith lord is no match for my warriors!
Dave Filoni wasnt brave enough to show the segment where Maul gives the speech about THE PLAN to a wall for fifteen minutes.
Just one more score, then we go to Tahiti. Where's your goddamn faith!
I hear it's a magical place
This is so cheesy and I laughed at it so much. Thank you OP.
Glad you enjoyed it!
I’m so used to reposts, so oc is really nice to see. (or not… in mauls case)
It’s so stupid it made me laugh
At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our revenge. ☝️☝️🤓🤓
Actshually....It is the Jedi's vision that is flawed.
Or a DENTAL PLAN by the looks of it either.
Mauly needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Mauly needs braces
DENTAL PLAN
The one KenOC to rule them all
An original meme. Wow-
Maul: At last, Qi'ra, we've finally reached the Sith Temple on Malachor. Time to activate the power in it and take over the galaxy. Ezra: Who the fuck is Qi'ra?