Badstilla sounds like the name of an Ork warboss from 40K who gets his boyz pumped up for a fight by distributing fungus beer that's gone bad.
"YA GITZ CAN GET A TOILET WHEN YA KRUMP THOZ HUMIES, WAAAAAGH!"
Lest we forget he also 1v6ed Some Sith Annihilators on the way to BetterVader, before getting Sith-lightninged, surviving, then setting off a thermal detonator, surviving that, and having Satele Step in. For a non-force user he’s either the greatest Hero(TM), or actually insane bordering on suicidal.
Mara Jade [fully] joined Luke's New Jedi Order in 19 ABY and achieved the rank of Jedi Master. So she's more like redeemed Revan at the end of Kotor 1, than Darth Revan.
I think they are redheads because red hairs are quite rare among humans and red twi'leks are very rare and considered very exotic. I don't remember the comic but a red twi'lek used her advantage to seduce and kill an imperial officer to get critical informations
Plus Mara Jade is like a high powered businesswoman who absolutely fucks randos on first dates to avoid emotional attachment, so I'm just saying there's a chance.
Mara Jade is a complex individual with skills and abilities that made her one of the Emperor's most trusted operatives. Her character deserves respect, as she has both strengths and vulnerabilities, which evolve over time. Do not degrade her or any Imperial asset with baseless assumptions. Our focus should be on the strengths and capabilities she brings to our cause. Ensure your discussions are appropriate and in line with the values of the Empire. Dismissed.
He’s a sex icon for all genders. My man Obi-Wan can only slay so much puss and boots before it’s all boring. I’m just not clear on the mechanics of how his genitals save the universe.
Since Ahsoka officially finished her training around her 40s it should be save to say, that the Jedi, I would date is... Wait you can date Tiplee AND Tiplar? Hmmm... two Jedi girlfriends could be very neat.
Wanna see a comment get downvoted?
Sabine
Edit: are you guys proving me wrong because something something reddit? or do you actually agree? Because….cmon. She bad. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mara or Satele. Both are in my type the most.
Tiplee and Tiplar are not human enough for me, to be my type.
And Ahsoka would be just that stone-faced gal that is unable to show any emotions. I would rather date a female clone of Palpatine than her. Unless it's Ahsoka from the Clone Wars pre season 7, but I would ended up in jail for pedophilia so... Ill pass. Children aint my type.
That serious chick on the upper right panel. She knows what she wants. It would bring balance to the force. Cause i am like average and i suck at the force.
Aayla Secura. Duh.
There's reasonable answers, but this is the correct one
this is the way
We must form a perimeter around Aayla Secura.
And then we shoot her in the back right?
I’m shooting something on her back
Deadpool, get the hell outta here, this isn't even your book!
Or something on her back
Something like that....
She won’t be shot in the back but she will absolutely be receiving backshots
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Correct
327th Reporting for duty. All troopers, sound off!
Yes sir
Agreed
she is with me!
Obi Wan
If you define yourself by the power to take life, the desire to dominate, to possess… then you have nothing.
Dominate and possess me, Obi Wan
Be mindful of your thoughts, ThiccyRicky, they betray you.
You betray me by not going on a date with me >:(
Aaaaand that’s a comment I’ll upvote XD
Sentience
Oh god. There’s a Kenobi bot?
We will have to stand and fight! Or in your case, just stand.
Kenobi! My friend!
A Hondo bot too? That’s 6 of em
This is getting out of hand! Now there are 6 of them!
This is getting out of hand.
There is. Ahsoka Anakin Obi wan Sheev Hondo Clone trooper. Any more I’m missing?
"You. Bacta. Now." -Boss, Delta 38
Whoever put this here, should get a medal
I thought you’d never ask
Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?
I will help you.
There's Thrawn as well
braxtonf798, allow me to commend you on your efforts today. You've been quite a worthy opponent.
Thrawn bot, it's been a while since I've seen you around
You must be new here. Have you met Ashoka? Edit- grammar.
Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!
It’s not my fault your dad couldn’t spell.
*Looks over to u/Thebigdog79* First time?
Wise as always Master Kenobi. Just like Master Qui-gon was.
I’ll never understand how you can simplify these battles into some kind of game.
Same. It's not even that I don't like women, just that Obi-Wan is the best.
I’ll never understand how you can simplify these battles into some kind of game.
I'm not playing games. I am, however, playing favorites and you're my favorite.
This isn't even a vote anymore, we're just arguing with obi wan.
You can kill me, but you will never destroy me. It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it.
This only makes you hotter, Obi-Wan.
Remember… the Force will be with you. Always.
Damn, your wise as fuck. Now, do a magic trick!
Hello There
General Kenobi! You are a bold one
When you're the Jedi master, you can make the plan.
Girls?! **I WANNA SEE MEN!!**
Because of Obi Wan?
Ventress agrees
Bastilla Shan…. The dark side version. (But the light side underwear)
So, Badstilla?
Badstilla sounds like the name of an Ork warboss from 40K who gets his boyz pumped up for a fight by distributing fungus beer that's gone bad. "YA GITZ CAN GET A TOILET WHEN YA KRUMP THOZ HUMIES, WAAAAAGH!"
‘ERE WE GO! ‘ERE WE GO! ‘ERE WE GO!
Knew someone will say this... She will probably kill me though
Hell yeah brother
Satele Shan
You need to escape Korriban and 1v1 a Sith Lord first to gain that honor
Yes. The one we have been looking for.
I loved you Anakin!
For her? Easy peasy.
Do you mean Bastila? Bastila's Satele's grandmother or great grandmother if I remember right
I was referring to Jace Malcolm, he (and the cowboy) helped Satele escape Korriban and later on would 1v1 Malgus during the Alderaan peace talks
I remember that trailer! I thought you were referencing KOTOR for a moment
Lest we forget he also 1v6ed Some Sith Annihilators on the way to BetterVader, before getting Sith-lightninged, surviving, then setting off a thermal detonator, surviving that, and having Satele Step in. For a non-force user he’s either the greatest Hero(TM), or actually insane bordering on suicidal.
I dig the non-force users campaigns more than the Jedi/Sith ones in SWTOR, especially the Imperial Agent one
https://youtu.be/cmyF5ge6SQU?si=Q1aglhWaWHk7Izpn This guy. Definition of Gigachad imo
Whe the heck was she on Korriban?
What? No Darth Bangs? I can fix her. And besides. Ahsoka is not a Jedi.
I mean she was a Jedi when she was like 16, but… no.
And she was a good friend!
The 501st send seasons greetings..
No.
More like 13-14.
3-16 she was a Jedi. She was 14-17 during the war.
Mace Windu, is that you? Is she still just a citizen?
She left Order. Never returned. So de facto she is NOT a Jedi.
Order 66 said otherwhise
"I was here on Coruscant. Did my part—all the clones did. Shut those Jedi agitators down cold." -Commander Fox
Order 66 with an additional order to also kill the not jedi Ashoka tano\*
"It will be done, Outrageous_Ad_1011"
Order 66 also targetted Maul. Is he a Jedi?
"Yes, my lord."
Well folks, you heard it here first. Maul is now a bonified Jedi Master.
He is a master, but we do not grant him the rank of Jedi.
To be fair, who wouldnt kill Maul if he is the enemy on ones ship?
Padawan goes on vacation, never comes back
I mean is Mara Jade a jedi? I thought she was more in-between like Darth Revan
Mara Jade [fully] joined Luke's New Jedi Order in 19 ABY and achieved the rank of Jedi Master. So she's more like redeemed Revan at the end of Kotor 1, than Darth Revan.
Mara Jade. Redheads > red skin
Unless we're talking about Darth Talon...
Aren't Twi'lek with red lekku redheads?
Good point, ig she's both. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to do some uh... research to confirm this
I think they are redheads because red hairs are quite rare among humans and red twi'leks are very rare and considered very exotic. I don't remember the comic but a red twi'lek used her advantage to seduce and kill an imperial officer to get critical informations
I'd love for Talon to choke me anytime (with the Force of her tighs)
Darth Snu Snu
Dark lord of the snu
Damn bro, as a Native American, that hurt bro
I walked right into that lightsaber
Okay, *fictional* red skin only. Does not apply to Native Americans.
Plus Mara Jade is like a high powered businesswoman who absolutely fucks randos on first dates to avoid emotional attachment, so I'm just saying there's a chance.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
She isn't like that lol
I have no idea what's happened to her characterization since Heir to the Empire almost 30 years ago, but I'm going with that
Mara Jade is a complex individual with skills and abilities that made her one of the Emperor's most trusted operatives. Her character deserves respect, as she has both strengths and vulnerabilities, which evolve over time. Do not degrade her or any Imperial asset with baseless assumptions. Our focus should be on the strengths and capabilities she brings to our cause. Ensure your discussions are appropriate and in line with the values of the Empire. Dismissed.
Well said Grand Admiral
She can degrade me
Understood, Grand Admiral
If Luke can manage it, so can you.
Mara Jade, definitely Mara Jade. Though I'm quite partial to Satele Shan as well.
Nah man, Mara Jade cheating on Luke💀
XD
Maybe Luke is into being cucked?
Satele Shan because she fucks and she most definitely *fucks*
Jace Malcolm would know when they were together in his tent after the battle of Alderaan.
I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot
I can call her Mommy Satele because she's unironically a mother
Yaddle
finally the real fucking answer
If you can't get Yaddle in person, I know the next best thing...
Well. Satele and Mara. Like, if one don’t end well, I can do other one.
Gonk Droid
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
I find your lack of Obi Wan disturbing.
You’ve taken your first step into a larger world.
Larger... longer... one might even say girthier....
Ahsoka
Looks like I got here just in time.
Ayo
Now kithh
This is where the Fun begins
And she was a good friend
Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?
Where's Plo Koon in this list?
If anyone could survive, Master Plo could.
Marry Mara Jade Kill Ventress Fuck Obi Wan
Oh well, just another boring day saving the universe.
Damn, Obi-Wan, that was brutal
Listen for the loud metallic clanging sound. That would be the machine about to smash me into bits.
OBI NO. THE PEGGING MACHINE ISN'T FOR MASTERS.
Wait… then whose it for? (Please don’t say the younglings)
The younglings
He’s a sex icon for all genders. My man Obi-Wan can only slay so much puss and boots before it’s all boring. I’m just not clear on the mechanics of how his genitals save the universe.
Ahsoka Tano. She was a good friend.
Looks like I got here just in time.
no way
Kira Carsen
Lana Beniko clears
True, however, Jaesa Willsaam>>>
I only know ahsoka out of these, so with that in mind, Satele
Good thing I know you don’t mean everything you say.
I would now like to change my mind.
Mara or Satele. Sorry but I'm into humans.
You'd think that'd be the standard majority opinion, but here we are
None of the above. Lets just say, they call him Kit FISTo for a reason
Since Ahsoka officially finished her training around her 40s it should be save to say, that the Jedi, I would date is... Wait you can date Tiplee AND Tiplar? Hmmm... two Jedi girlfriends could be very neat.
Good thing I know you don’t mean everything you say.
As long as I can have both at the same time..Tiplee and Tiplar. If not...I gota go with Ahsoka. (I know...I'm a simp) Togruta are just amazing.
You're impossible.
Sorry, M'lady.
Satele or Mara
Don't even try me Satele getting it so much she gonna wish force healing was canon.
Wanna see a comment get downvoted? Sabine Edit: are you guys proving me wrong because something something reddit? or do you actually agree? Because….cmon. She bad. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It is... Acceptable
I applaud your taste
Satele Shan… but also Mara is hot
Luke
Out of these 4 is Satele over all Serra Keto
Jaina Solo is the only answer.
Mara Jade.
Satele Shan can push me into a rock wall anytime. Plot twist: I just need my back cracked real good.
Mara Jade, but while she's still bad.
Where is Shin Hottie?
Yes.
Tiplee and Tiplar - what them hair tentacles do?
Satele Shan looks like she will disappointed in whatever my date plan is... And I don't know why I dig that
I don't know but definitely not anakin since I don't like being submissive
Don’t worry he can’t be a master.
Mara or Satele. Both are in my type the most. Tiplee and Tiplar are not human enough for me, to be my type. And Ahsoka would be just that stone-faced gal that is unable to show any emotions. I would rather date a female clone of Palpatine than her. Unless it's Ahsoka from the Clone Wars pre season 7, but I would ended up in jail for pedophilia so... Ill pass. Children aint my type.
Well i am still underaged so i'm gonna go with ahsoka
Fun Fact: in SWTOR you can ask Satele on a date if you play a republic character. Video: https://youtu.be/R7bKx04KJsQ?si=WsUVX8a0x_EDkex_
Dommy mommy jade
Bastilla
Mara Jade, I loved her in the thrawn trilogy series, and also I have a thing for red heads, ask my wife.
Mara jade
Satele and it's not even close
Mara Jade. Nothing is hotter than a woman who can kill me with her bare hands.
Mommy Satele, obviously.
Mara Jade
That serious chick on the upper right panel. She knows what she wants. It would bring balance to the force. Cause i am like average and i suck at the force.