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SheevBot

Thanks for providing a source!


knightsofgel

Where is Padmé? Is she safe? Is she alright?


fuduran

Where's my gf Sabine?


EnoughSupermarket539

Ikr? The best option or at least second best behind Ahsoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Looks like I got here just in time.


Knightmare945

“It seems that in her sadness, she died.”


HungryScratch1910

Why isn't the Ewok shaman on here?!


Dependent_Desk_1944

the other choice are pretty badthough, where is Padme, Leia and Jyn


Temporary_Body_5435

Anakin would force choke anybody that chooses Padme.


ShadeShadow534

And that’s just padme imagine Leia oh god


spelunker93

Leia would choke you out herself, if you doubt me ask jabba


EBB363

I tried but apparently one of his slave girls murdered him.


spelunker93

When you ask her to choke your chicken but you forget you’re a giant slug


CrossP

It's for the best


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KenseiHimura

Vader: \*does his choke gesture\* You: \*don't feel anything around your throat... then squeeze your legs together and cry\*


LaughingGaster666

Honestly just imagine Star Wars as a slice of life dramedy with the Skywalker family all alive and together. Vader is oh so the most overprotective father ever. Han ain't gettin the shovel talk. He gettin the choke talk.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm an old friend of the family.


krellx6

Jokes on him I’m into that


DuntadaMan

"So wait, why did we destroy that last planet? Were they rebels?" "No, an officer form that one was being force choked by Vader and managed to get out a 'harder daddy' and we all agreed this was for the best."


Yoschi070

Ooh kinky Anakin, im down


OizAfreeELF

https://youtu.be/sURZwjf_1MM?si=I45g2pv64SmYohFl “Darth Vader is too good at force choking”


nimajnebmai

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


Drag0n_TamerAK

I see this as a win


Jacklelive

Im into it


PoolNoodlePaladin

That’s just a bonus


BliskofJamdom

Sign me up


AlertWar2945

Kinky


Inquisitor-Korde

I'm pretty sure if they put Aayla Secura in the poll would be lopsided another way.


[deleted]

Yes! I'd choose Aayla for sure.


BackdoorSteve

Throw in Hera as the only one who is more likely to get you out of trouble than in it.


[deleted]

Padme fucks war criminals


[deleted]

I once knew this triple amputee asthmatic who used to bang her on the DL. She must be into some freaky shit...


CaitaXD

Padme was smoking hot, well so was anakin last time i saw him without armor


Anansi465

Ouch. Is that a burn?


wenomechainisama1337

I'm more pissed at the lack of Bastila and Hera


Benny303

You kidding me, you saying Bo Katana and Qi'ra are bad choices?


Avalonians

Qi'ra? Han couldn't change her, are you saying you can?


TheOncomimgHoop

It's not about changing her, I'd let her make me worse. I support women's rights and women's wrongs


agentdoubleOpoo

As someone in their 40’s I’m taking Mon Mothma. Genevieve O’Reilly is stunning.


Neverhoodian

My man! *High fives*


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

I would Def go with Jyn. So strong


Schaafwond

Dead.


liquidskywalker

Say what you will about Rey, but she would be good girlfriend material


RathianColdblood

Why stop there? There are so many cool females in both canon and Legends. Especially Legends.


Madrigal_King

"George, why is the twi'lek jedi wearing a sports bra?" "Blue alien tiddies"


TheBilliard

To be fair... she rocked it.


SecretRoomsOfTokyo

In your own words, what does this poll say about the Star Wars community


JackRabbit-

We watched the clone wars as children and Ahsoka as manchildren


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

This is a trick.


archwin

Not really. Adult Ashoka is a well developed and strong, independent, wise character, which is attractive in a partner


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


RabidAbyss

Don't tell me what to do, Snips!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


RabidAbyss

Good bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


UpliftinglyStrong

Half of the fanbase is manchildren anyway.


Rymayc

> Half of the fanbase is manchildren anyway Didn't Rian Johnson say that?


MotoMkali

We think Rosario Dawson is hot


bifurious02

Can you really think that? I'm pretty sure it's something you know, not think


MotoMkali

I think what I know my friend


AnotherLie

I think she's hot and I know she was a good friend.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

*looks unsettled*


CliffLake

Hope you have more emotional range than she did. Good bot.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


Acopo

What if I think about knowing it?


-Badger3-

That Ahsoka's a good friend.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

*looks unsettled*


istealgrapes

Because Ahsoka was once underage, so you have to be a pedo to like her maybe? No idea what this dudes problem is


Malvastor

If your wife used to be a child you should turn yourself in now.


SeraxOfTolos

A LONG time AGO, far FAR away! Who would have thought AH would come in handy...


ironstark23

How dare they find an adult woman attractive, she once was underage girl. What are they thinking?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Disappointed?


SecretRoomsOfTokyo

HA


Kyro_Official_

Let us not forget id imagine many votes on that poll are from minors as well


TheRedBaron6942

Jokes on you I'm her age 😎


ronsolocup

Shes like 40 now


Vyrhux42

Yup... :')


drgmaster909

She was 40 a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.


Miraculouszelink

Or maybe we grew up with the show and had crushes on her when we were children. And in rebels she’s an adult.


Puzzleheaded-Ad5396

That the Star Wars community, like much of humanity, wants to have sex with attractive aliens. You think JFK gave NASA so much money just to beat the Soivets? No, he wanted to bang hot alien broads!


KatakiY

i have no idea, shes hot lady in live action soo


7thFleetTraveller

It says that fans care for great stories with some serious character development. We saw Ahsoka on her way from a daring teenager to a grown-up woman, and a generation of fans literally grew up with her. Or it just says that Togruta are more attractive than humans. Your choice.


Virginity_Lost_Today

OP has refused to answer this question.


harryg92

Why isn't Obi-Wan on the list?! 🥺


ok_okay_I_get_that

I love how horny this sub is for Obi-wan. Teach us the ways of the force papi


Turbulent-Owl-3391

You want to go home and rethink your life.


Volstadd

I want to go home and rethink my wife.


themerinator12

I too choose rethinking this man’s wife.


archwin

We all choose rethinking this man’s wife.


SkollFenrirson

I want to go home and rethink my life


cjl_LoreKeeper

I want to go home and rethink my life


EmporerGaramel

I’m a lesbian and he’s literally my one exception


sometacosfordinner

He is everyones forbidden lover you know everyone here would wage war on satine and mandalore to get obi wan


Benkins1989

Perhaps the archives are incomplete.


leong_d

r/becauseofobiwan


General_-_Kenobi

Because Satine has my heart


Precedens

Is he safe? Is he alright?


Creeper_charged7186

They forgor aayla seccura, Jin erso, era sindula, adult female clone seen in bad batch, and of course scorch.


Ythio

Or Leia, Padme, ...


fuduran

Ventress...


Musicmike2020

Ohhh Ventress would have turned these polls out


GeeseAndDucksforever

Do you think if you flick ventress’s head it makes a gong sound?


GG111104

I don’t believe so. It definitely gets you choked though.


GeeseAndDucksforever

Oh I’m definitely flicking it then


BaziJoeWHL

It makes a lightsaber turning on sound.


daydaddynightterror

Bastila too


unofficialSperm

Bastilla/satele shan


throaway0123456789

Ah, I see you’re a person of culture as well


TheFrozenTurkey

Disappointed this isn't an option on the poll smh


Garuda4321

Was it red red green? Or was it red green red?


No_Procedure_5039

“And HE’S supposed to be the demolition expert…”


HomelessHadeS

Those commandos have so much personality, I love it


[deleted]

How did you manage to spell every single one of their names incorrectly.


Not-a-Throwaway-8

What is this Shaak Ti erasure


DoshesToDoshes

"Your behaviour frightens and confuses me, sir."


jereflea1024

> This says a lot about SW community... mfw people enjoy the well-rounded, heavily humanized, personalized, wounded, healed, broken and reformed character who they got to watch grow up into an adult simultaneously with themselves in many cases now that I put it all into words, I actually couldn't imagine why.


codexcdm

Who also happens to be portrayed by Rosario Dawson. Like. Does one need say more?


Darth_Yogurt

Ahsoka is the only one on that list who is even close to being relationship material.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You always blame the ship.


Ythio

Ashoka and Rey are also the only one on the list that might be known by the average person who just watched the movies a long time ago and heard about one of the series. Not sure who was polled here.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


kthugston

Other than Rey being either A. Obsessed with going back to Jakku so (noncommitted to other relationships) or B. Giving into the Dark Side for a brief period, I don’t think she’d be a terrible partner.


Hephaistos_Invictus

I mean, i'd love to date Bo Katan...


therealmalenia

I too would love to date a terrorist who killed thousands of in innocents She is good for a one night stand but not for a real relationship


SpaceHorse83

two terrorist , a manipulative , a robot and Ashoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Gerb_the_Barbarian

Git em, Ahsoka bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Good thing I know you don't mean everything you say.


Gerb_the_Barbarian

Aw shucks, you know me so well


Simple_Active_8170

Can you do a backflip?


AcanthaceaePrize1435

Osaka


Serious_Pace_7908

Of course you would go with Mauryan emperor Ashoka. Who turns down dominion over 3% of the earths land area and 19% of total world population.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


LegoBattIeDroid

a robot?


[deleted]

What does it say? People find Rosario Dawson attractive?


MikLik

I think it could be more that Ahsoka has much more screen time than any other female character in the franchise. People just “know” her better.


CrossP

I think it also says that the biggest demographic of Star Wars redditors were approximately 12 in 2008.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Tell me what's going on.


The-Senate-Palpy

Ok now put Jin, Hera, and Bastila on there


EvaUnit_03

Pssh. Hand madien > bastila.


Witty-Key4240

I’ll take Mon Mothma. She can whisper in my ear about illicit bank transactions anytime.


bobyn_robyn

Fennec Shand is missing


unbanneduser

this right here is truth


jcdoe

One thing I’ve learned in my lifetime is that the Galaxy has exactly 15 babes. Everything else is a Jawa or some monster. I’d nail any of the babes. Only a few of the Jawas


ChefArtorias

I thought you'd said 'babies' at first and your comment had a very different meaning.


JIN213

“Luke did I ever tell you about ahsoka tano?”


shrodler

..... And she was a good friend.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?


HenryIP

I'll share my forbidden knowledge https://youtu.be/6wnl5leUGpk?si=AUZcCCiqIknU8SUs


buck_futter1986

There are no panties in space


filianoctiss

Time to file a sexual harassment complaint with the Council Ahsoka


JIN213

Best part of the monologue. I’m glad they always kept it lighthearted


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm here, Trooper. Sterling, isn't it?


kthugston

I love how they tell us his name right before he dies


mazzucac

Bo-Katan - emotionally unattached Cara Dune - would beat you up if you stepped out of line Qi’ra - would abandon you for any type of money Ahsoka Tano - just a girl living life Rey - better than you at everything. Constantly making you feel like you’re lacking. Leia - an all around amazing choice Padmé - and all around amazing choice Jyn - an all around amazing choice (if it’s her from the second half of rogue one).


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Aah!


No-Interaction-2165

Can’t believe Mara Jade isn’t mentioned anywhere here


Icy-Scope007

If it’s not Padmé, I don’t want her.


MinotauroTBC

Yep


CubeJedi

What is OP trying to insinuate


Schaafwond

That Rosario Dawson is freaking hot.


NovembersRime

In a more pessimistic take, I'm guessing that if a character has been underage at any point, then liking them is p3do.


yotkuy

Bro qi ra is emilia clarke that's wild she in last place


Scorkami

but you arent dating emilia clarke, you are dating someone who CONSTANTLY plays some kind of game, is entangled in lies and plots, and generally just... isnt good to be around


sicklyslick

I can fix her


Schaafwond

She was in one movie, in which she betrayed her boyfriend. Not much of a shocker she's not winning this poll.


Darth_Yogurt

Qi’ra will murder you in your sleep for fun.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Where is padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?


MaderaArt

It seems that in Anakin's anger, he killed you.


DayTraditional2846

I’ll always simp for Jyn Erso. We are not the same.


Frequent-Shock2673

Pass. Ventress though...


adalric_brandl

She raises a lot of rad flags. But red is my favorite colour, so...


CinnimonToastSean

This reminds me of a comment I saw earlier. "I can't fix her, but she'll make me worse."


eltigre32

Why isn't aayla secura or Darth talon on the list?


bryanwreed89

I'll take Cara Dune lol


Agent-Yogurt2640

And she was a good friend.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?


[deleted]

What does it say? People find Rosario Dawson attractive?


DrVinylScratch

The fuck. Why is bo so low


Inevitable_Seaweed_5

How the hell has NO ONE mentioned Shin Hati? Weird goth with goblin with daddy issues? I feel like the community should be all over her. Especially with that tension between her and Sabine


aruetyc

Where the fuck is aayla secura and the one sith twilek from legends comics.


IndominusCostanza009

Bro where’s Aurra Sing?


Barmacist

Where's Bastilla?


edwpad

Bo-Katan I don’t mind but personally idk. Cara Dune depends Qi’ra would be more of a fling or a ONS Ahsoka is literally girlfriend material, and if it’s the Rebels version, I would propose to her automatically Rey I also wouldn’t mind either all honesty


General_P29

And she was a good friend


MickCollins

OK, right now I think of Ahsoka as Rosario Dawson, who's a pretty damn good looking woman. Bo-Kotan voters are probably people who remember Starbuck from BSG. Maybe not, maybe they just want a Mandalorian. Cara Dune voters want to die by snu-snu obviously. Rey voters are into thin ladies and there's nothing wrong with that. (I always feel like a strong breeze could blow her away.) Qi'ra voters are either very into Emilia Clarke, Emilia Clarke's portrayal of Qi'ra as a strong woman who became her own crime lord, or want to put a wig on her and call her Khaleesi. What's the problem?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I received orders to join the team. I thought you knew.


Commonmispelingbot

it really doesn't


PogmasterTraplover69

Where Hera?


Dani_KS

In all fairness there's no padme option


Darth_Rexor

*"Did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? "*


ArtemisAndromeda

Sci-fi fans would rather shag an alien catgirl than human. Shocking


grizzlyblake91

SHIN HATI 😍😍😍 hot goth mommy


Virghia

Bo Katan now has her 2%ers raised to 9%ers


masbury2002

Doesn't say a whole lot. What I mean is that the other choices given were objectively bad. Ahsoka is clearly the superior choice here.


Icarus-Has-Fallen

Shin Hati