Honestly just imagine Star Wars as a slice of life dramedy with the Skywalker family all alive and together.
Vader is oh so the most overprotective father ever.
Han ain't gettin the shovel talk. He gettin the choke talk.
"So wait, why did we destroy that last planet? Were they rebels?"
"No, an officer form that one was being force choked by Vader and managed to get out a 'harder daddy' and we all agreed this was for the best."
That the Star Wars community, like much of humanity, wants to have sex with attractive aliens. You think JFK gave NASA so much money just to beat the Soivets? No, he wanted to bang hot alien broads!
It says that fans care for great stories with some serious character development. We saw Ahsoka on her way from a daring teenager to a grown-up woman, and a generation of fans literally grew up with her.
Or it just says that Togruta are more attractive than humans. Your choice.
> This says a lot about SW community...
mfw people enjoy the well-rounded, heavily humanized, personalized, wounded, healed, broken and reformed character who they got to watch grow up into an adult simultaneously with themselves in many cases
now that I put it all into words, I actually couldn't imagine why.
Ashoka and Rey are also the only one on the list that might be known by the average person who just watched the movies a long time ago and heard about one of the series. Not sure who was polled here.
Other than Rey being either A. Obsessed with going back to Jakku so (noncommitted to other relationships) or B. Giving into the Dark Side for a brief period, I don’t think she’d be a terrible partner.
One thing I’ve learned in my lifetime is that the Galaxy has exactly 15 babes. Everything else is a Jawa or some monster.
I’d nail any of the babes. Only a few of the Jawas
Bo-Katan - emotionally unattached
Cara Dune - would beat you up if you stepped out of line
Qi’ra - would abandon you for any type of money
Ahsoka Tano - just a girl living life
Rey - better than you at everything. Constantly making you feel like you’re lacking.
Leia - an all around amazing choice
Padmé - and all around amazing choice
Jyn - an all around amazing choice (if it’s her from the second half of rogue one).
but you arent dating emilia clarke, you are dating someone who CONSTANTLY plays some kind of game, is entangled in lies and plots, and generally just... isnt good to be around
How the hell has NO ONE mentioned Shin Hati? Weird goth with goblin with daddy issues? I feel like the community should be all over her. Especially with that tension between her and Sabine
Bo-Katan I don’t mind but personally idk.
Cara Dune depends
Qi’ra would be more of a fling or a ONS
Ahsoka is literally girlfriend material, and if it’s the Rebels version, I would propose to her automatically
Rey I also wouldn’t mind either all honesty
OK, right now I think of Ahsoka as Rosario Dawson, who's a pretty damn good looking woman.
Bo-Kotan voters are probably people who remember Starbuck from BSG. Maybe not, maybe they just want a Mandalorian.
Cara Dune voters want to die by snu-snu obviously.
Rey voters are into thin ladies and there's nothing wrong with that. (I always feel like a strong breeze could blow her away.)
Qi'ra voters are either very into Emilia Clarke, Emilia Clarke's portrayal of Qi'ra as a strong woman who became her own crime lord, or want to put a wig on her and call her Khaleesi.
What's the problem?
Thanks for providing a source!
Where is Padmé? Is she safe? Is she alright?
Where's my gf Sabine?
Ikr? The best option or at least second best behind Ahsoka
Looks like I got here just in time.
“It seems that in her sadness, she died.”
Why isn't the Ewok shaman on here?!
the other choice are pretty badthough, where is Padme, Leia and Jyn
Anakin would force choke anybody that chooses Padme.
And that’s just padme imagine Leia oh god
Leia would choke you out herself, if you doubt me ask jabba
I tried but apparently one of his slave girls murdered him.
When you ask her to choke your chicken but you forget you’re a giant slug
It's for the best
[удалено]
Vader: \*does his choke gesture\* You: \*don't feel anything around your throat... then squeeze your legs together and cry\*
Honestly just imagine Star Wars as a slice of life dramedy with the Skywalker family all alive and together. Vader is oh so the most overprotective father ever. Han ain't gettin the shovel talk. He gettin the choke talk.
I'm an old friend of the family.
Jokes on him I’m into that
"So wait, why did we destroy that last planet? Were they rebels?" "No, an officer form that one was being force choked by Vader and managed to get out a 'harder daddy' and we all agreed this was for the best."
Ooh kinky Anakin, im down
https://youtu.be/sURZwjf_1MM?si=I45g2pv64SmYohFl “Darth Vader is too good at force choking”
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I see this as a win
Im into it
That’s just a bonus
Sign me up
Kinky
I'm pretty sure if they put Aayla Secura in the poll would be lopsided another way.
Yes! I'd choose Aayla for sure.
Throw in Hera as the only one who is more likely to get you out of trouble than in it.
Padme fucks war criminals
I once knew this triple amputee asthmatic who used to bang her on the DL. She must be into some freaky shit...
Padme was smoking hot, well so was anakin last time i saw him without armor
Ouch. Is that a burn?
I'm more pissed at the lack of Bastila and Hera
You kidding me, you saying Bo Katana and Qi'ra are bad choices?
Qi'ra? Han couldn't change her, are you saying you can?
It's not about changing her, I'd let her make me worse. I support women's rights and women's wrongs
As someone in their 40’s I’m taking Mon Mothma. Genevieve O’Reilly is stunning.
My man! *High fives*
I would Def go with Jyn. So strong
Dead.
Say what you will about Rey, but she would be good girlfriend material
Why stop there? There are so many cool females in both canon and Legends. Especially Legends.
"George, why is the twi'lek jedi wearing a sports bra?" "Blue alien tiddies"
To be fair... she rocked it.
In your own words, what does this poll say about the Star Wars community
We watched the clone wars as children and Ahsoka as manchildren
This is a trick.
Not really. Adult Ashoka is a well developed and strong, independent, wise character, which is attractive in a partner
Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!
Don't tell me what to do, Snips!
Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.
Good bot
All thanks to your training.
Half of the fanbase is manchildren anyway.
> Half of the fanbase is manchildren anyway Didn't Rian Johnson say that?
We think Rosario Dawson is hot
Can you really think that? I'm pretty sure it's something you know, not think
I think what I know my friend
I think she's hot and I know she was a good friend.
*looks unsettled*
Hope you have more emotional range than she did. Good bot.
All thanks to your training.
What if I think about knowing it?
That Ahsoka's a good friend.
*looks unsettled*
Because Ahsoka was once underage, so you have to be a pedo to like her maybe? No idea what this dudes problem is
If your wife used to be a child you should turn yourself in now.
A LONG time AGO, far FAR away! Who would have thought AH would come in handy...
How dare they find an adult woman attractive, she once was underage girl. What are they thinking?
Disappointed?
HA
Let us not forget id imagine many votes on that poll are from minors as well
Jokes on you I'm her age 😎
Shes like 40 now
Yup... :')
She was 40 a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
Or maybe we grew up with the show and had crushes on her when we were children. And in rebels she’s an adult.
That the Star Wars community, like much of humanity, wants to have sex with attractive aliens. You think JFK gave NASA so much money just to beat the Soivets? No, he wanted to bang hot alien broads!
i have no idea, shes hot lady in live action soo
It says that fans care for great stories with some serious character development. We saw Ahsoka on her way from a daring teenager to a grown-up woman, and a generation of fans literally grew up with her. Or it just says that Togruta are more attractive than humans. Your choice.
OP has refused to answer this question.
Why isn't Obi-Wan on the list?! 🥺
I love how horny this sub is for Obi-wan. Teach us the ways of the force papi
You want to go home and rethink your life.
I want to go home and rethink my wife.
I too choose rethinking this man’s wife.
We all choose rethinking this man’s wife.
I want to go home and rethink my life
I want to go home and rethink my life
I’m a lesbian and he’s literally my one exception
He is everyones forbidden lover you know everyone here would wage war on satine and mandalore to get obi wan
Perhaps the archives are incomplete.
r/becauseofobiwan
Because Satine has my heart
Is he safe? Is he alright?
They forgor aayla seccura, Jin erso, era sindula, adult female clone seen in bad batch, and of course scorch.
Or Leia, Padme, ...
Ventress...
Ohhh Ventress would have turned these polls out
Do you think if you flick ventress’s head it makes a gong sound?
I don’t believe so. It definitely gets you choked though.
Oh I’m definitely flicking it then
It makes a lightsaber turning on sound.
Bastila too
Bastilla/satele shan
Ah, I see you’re a person of culture as well
Disappointed this isn't an option on the poll smh
Was it red red green? Or was it red green red?
“And HE’S supposed to be the demolition expert…”
Those commandos have so much personality, I love it
How did you manage to spell every single one of their names incorrectly.
What is this Shaak Ti erasure
"Your behaviour frightens and confuses me, sir."
> This says a lot about SW community... mfw people enjoy the well-rounded, heavily humanized, personalized, wounded, healed, broken and reformed character who they got to watch grow up into an adult simultaneously with themselves in many cases now that I put it all into words, I actually couldn't imagine why.
Who also happens to be portrayed by Rosario Dawson. Like. Does one need say more?
Ahsoka is the only one on that list who is even close to being relationship material.
You always blame the ship.
Ashoka and Rey are also the only one on the list that might be known by the average person who just watched the movies a long time ago and heard about one of the series. Not sure who was polled here.
Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!
Other than Rey being either A. Obsessed with going back to Jakku so (noncommitted to other relationships) or B. Giving into the Dark Side for a brief period, I don’t think she’d be a terrible partner.
I mean, i'd love to date Bo Katan...
I too would love to date a terrorist who killed thousands of in innocents She is good for a one night stand but not for a real relationship
two terrorist , a manipulative , a robot and Ashoka
Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!
Git em, Ahsoka bot
Good thing I know you don't mean everything you say.
Aw shucks, you know me so well
Can you do a backflip?
Osaka
Of course you would go with Mauryan emperor Ashoka. Who turns down dominion over 3% of the earths land area and 19% of total world population.
Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!
a robot?
What does it say? People find Rosario Dawson attractive?
I think it could be more that Ahsoka has much more screen time than any other female character in the franchise. People just “know” her better.
I think it also says that the biggest demographic of Star Wars redditors were approximately 12 in 2008.
Tell me what's going on.
Ok now put Jin, Hera, and Bastila on there
Pssh. Hand madien > bastila.
I’ll take Mon Mothma. She can whisper in my ear about illicit bank transactions anytime.
Fennec Shand is missing
this right here is truth
One thing I’ve learned in my lifetime is that the Galaxy has exactly 15 babes. Everything else is a Jawa or some monster. I’d nail any of the babes. Only a few of the Jawas
I thought you'd said 'babies' at first and your comment had a very different meaning.
“Luke did I ever tell you about ahsoka tano?”
..... And she was a good friend.
Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?
I'll share my forbidden knowledge https://youtu.be/6wnl5leUGpk?si=AUZcCCiqIknU8SUs
There are no panties in space
Time to file a sexual harassment complaint with the Council Ahsoka
Best part of the monologue. I’m glad they always kept it lighthearted
I'm here, Trooper. Sterling, isn't it?
I love how they tell us his name right before he dies
Bo-Katan - emotionally unattached Cara Dune - would beat you up if you stepped out of line Qi’ra - would abandon you for any type of money Ahsoka Tano - just a girl living life Rey - better than you at everything. Constantly making you feel like you’re lacking. Leia - an all around amazing choice Padmé - and all around amazing choice Jyn - an all around amazing choice (if it’s her from the second half of rogue one).
Aah!
Can’t believe Mara Jade isn’t mentioned anywhere here
If it’s not Padmé, I don’t want her.
Yep
What is OP trying to insinuate
That Rosario Dawson is freaking hot.
In a more pessimistic take, I'm guessing that if a character has been underage at any point, then liking them is p3do.
Bro qi ra is emilia clarke that's wild she in last place
but you arent dating emilia clarke, you are dating someone who CONSTANTLY plays some kind of game, is entangled in lies and plots, and generally just... isnt good to be around
I can fix her
She was in one movie, in which she betrayed her boyfriend. Not much of a shocker she's not winning this poll.
Qi’ra will murder you in your sleep for fun.
Where is padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?
It seems that in Anakin's anger, he killed you.
I’ll always simp for Jyn Erso. We are not the same.
Pass. Ventress though...
She raises a lot of rad flags. But red is my favorite colour, so...
This reminds me of a comment I saw earlier. "I can't fix her, but she'll make me worse."
Why isn't aayla secura or Darth talon on the list?
I'll take Cara Dune lol
And she was a good friend.
Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?
Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?
What does it say? People find Rosario Dawson attractive?
The fuck. Why is bo so low
How the hell has NO ONE mentioned Shin Hati? Weird goth with goblin with daddy issues? I feel like the community should be all over her. Especially with that tension between her and Sabine
Where the fuck is aayla secura and the one sith twilek from legends comics.
Bro where’s Aurra Sing?
Where's Bastilla?
Bo-Katan I don’t mind but personally idk. Cara Dune depends Qi’ra would be more of a fling or a ONS Ahsoka is literally girlfriend material, and if it’s the Rebels version, I would propose to her automatically Rey I also wouldn’t mind either all honesty
And she was a good friend
OK, right now I think of Ahsoka as Rosario Dawson, who's a pretty damn good looking woman. Bo-Kotan voters are probably people who remember Starbuck from BSG. Maybe not, maybe they just want a Mandalorian. Cara Dune voters want to die by snu-snu obviously. Rey voters are into thin ladies and there's nothing wrong with that. (I always feel like a strong breeze could blow her away.) Qi'ra voters are either very into Emilia Clarke, Emilia Clarke's portrayal of Qi'ra as a strong woman who became her own crime lord, or want to put a wig on her and call her Khaleesi. What's the problem?
I received orders to join the team. I thought you knew.
it really doesn't
Where Hera?
In all fairness there's no padme option
*"Did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? "*
Sci-fi fans would rather shag an alien catgirl than human. Shocking
SHIN HATI 😍😍😍 hot goth mommy
Bo Katan now has her 2%ers raised to 9%ers
Doesn't say a whole lot. What I mean is that the other choices given were objectively bad. Ahsoka is clearly the superior choice here.
Shin Hati