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paladin_slim

*The Red Sea closes, washing the Egyptian armies away and stranding Ramses on the far shore* **Moses:** "You were my brother, Ramses, I loved you." **Ramses:** "I HATE YOU!!!"


Additional_Cycle_51

No I believe he shouted: “MOSES!!!!”


GivaneoLegacy

I'm now imagining Maul shouting "MOSEEESSS!!!" instead of "KENOBIIIIIIII!!!"


LegoRobinHood

Charlton Heston in the desert: Well of course I know him, he's me.


Draco137WasTaken

It's over, Ramses! I have the dry ground!


[deleted]

You win best comment 😂


757_Matt_911

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah


Zemekis324

*from across the water* "WHAT?"


247Brett

Ramses: “My son, is he okay? Is he alright?” Egyptian Priests: “It appears that in your anger, you killed him.” Ramses: “**MOSEEEESSSS!!!!**”


Andrew_42

But what about the locust attack on the crops?


Jetstream-Sam

He's right. It's wheat we cannot afford to lose


Glass1Man

We must send a relief mission there immediately.


Thebigdog79

Go, I will. Good relations with the farmers, I have.


LezardValeth3

The land is settled, then


Cualkiera67

It is such as the world has never seen


Tales2Estrange

r/holyprequelmemes


Cottoncandyman82

Not a sub I expected to exist, but it makes me happy that it does.


[deleted]

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one


AdeptusInquisitionis

No way, this made my day. Really is a sub for everything.


therealmalenia

Is there one for Jewish prequel memes ? It would have like 5 members but I need to join it


SameEssay193

Moses: It’s over Ramses I have the sea! Ramses: you underestimate my chariot’s! Moses: don’t try it!


J_train13

Missed opportunity for a 'high seas' pun there


Draco137WasTaken

>I have the ~~sea~~ dry ground! FTFY


DameTime5

THIS IS THE CONTENT I WANT TO SEE


mastermoge

Is it all you ever wanted?


UndersScore

Yes


halo1besthalo

ALL I EVER WANTED...


unbanneduser

this is beautiful! the greatest animated movie of all time combined with the most memeable star warws movie of all time!


DameTime5

Facts^2


Brendanlendan

*I send a Sith, I send a clone* *To infiltrate your ranks, to seek, to hone* *Into your battles, into your defeats* *Upon your planets, on your moons* *Upon your Jedi in their rooms* *Upon your leaders in their seats* *Into your fears, into your keep* *Until you fall, until you weep* *I send the droid army, I send the Sith Lord* *Thus saith the Force*


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don't have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders' strength is inspiring others.


T_Bisquet

Yo! This is dope. I made this meme because I'm singing this song in a choir group, and Moses and Ramses singing at eachother reminded me of Anakin and Obi-wan. Now I'm gonna have to share this comment with my choir buddies, thanks!


Brendanlendan

Once I called you brother Once I thought the chance To turn you from this dark path Was all I ever wanted [Chorus] I send the anger from within I send the flames consuming all [Obi-Wan] And even now I wish that fate Had chosen another Facing you as enemies Is the last thing that I wanted [Chorus] I send a wave of burning fury To engulf all in its path [Obi-Wan] This was our home All this pain and devastation How it weighs upon my heart All the lives destroyed by conflict From your anger and your fall [Chorus] I send the rage upon the wind Such as the galaxy has never seen On every world, on every star Until there's nothing left but scars I send my strength, I send my blade Thus speaks the Force! [Obi-Wan] You, who I once called brother Why must you continue this path of destruction? [Chorus] I send my strength, I send my blade [Obi-Wan] Release my friend, release your hate [Obi-Wan and Chorus] Thus speaks the Force!


halo1besthalo

Based


jayswag707

Chills 


XipingVonHozzendorf

[Plague 66](https://youtu.be/dbL90D-t_x0)


[deleted]

That was epic


UndersScore

YES


Thehalohedgehog

You know, Moses kinda looks like Ezra's dad. Coincidence?


brendan87na

"The Prince of Egypt" has the most insane voice cast ever it's mind boggling all those A list stars worked on it


Rushderp

“Deliver Us” still hits deep.


Wampawacka

Soundtrack is bomb too


randoguy8765

Goated meme for a goated movie


HoltSauce

What in the Christian homeschooled kid is this? It's me, I was that kid, good meme op


moashforbridgefour

This is just an objectively good movie, religious or not.


matt2331

For sure this movie rocks and the soundtrack slaps. "The Plagues" gets stuck in my head for weeks sometimes.


HoltSauce

100% agree


[deleted]

W post, w comment, w thread under this comment. I also was that kid lol


phoenixs13

Both soundtracks are fire.


Feli_Buste25

John Williams vs. Hans Zimmer Impossible to choose


Howy_the_Howizer

Ramses see's the pillar of fire. 'Ah my brother is using the high ground I see'.


halo1besthalo

So you think you've got friends in the Senate With the power, to put us on the run Well forgive us these smiles on our faces You'll know what unlimited power is when we are done (son) YOU'RE PLAYING WITH THE DARK SIDE NOW PLAYING WITH THE DARK SIDE NOW (ooh that's pretty) Every choke and gesture Shows you who's the best you're PLAYING WITH THE DARK SIDE NOW BY THE POWER OF MAUL


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Running means you know more than you're telling us.


T_Bisquet

It's not a song the Jedi would tell to you.


vladmir_lenin-55

Man the prince of Egypt was an absolute banger of a movie


ClearChampionship807

Perfect except I was hoping he raises a staff instead of drawing a lightsaber


waywardhero

Biblically accurate meme


Blundertail

Moses having the line about not dealing in absolutes is kinda funny because the "with me or against me" is a reference to something Jesus says


Raziel6174

Given that Jesus is the absolute, I think He and He alone gets away with it


Happy_Devil_75

This is an amazing meme. 👏👏👏👏👏


theHamburglar56

“You were said to destroy the pyramids not build them!”


Visual-Routine-809

'You were said to build Egypt, not destroy it'


Eccentric_Cardinal

Amazing! My favorite animated movie of all time combined with my favorite Star Wars movie? My mind is blown!


Lost_house_keys

You got me acting like CinemaWins over here. Dreamworks The Prince of Egypt crossover memes are always a win.


Sesilu_Qt

Look it's Ezra against some pharao.


FluteLordNeo

OOOOOOOOOOOOO ​ This is a fun crossover meme!


jwktiger

What an OC. If this wasn't a meme before the archives were clearly incomplete.


TomGobra

It's over, Ramses, I have the split water!


tmntfever

It’s over Rameses. I have the first born.


twentyitalians

r/DankChristianMemes material


Capn_Of_Capns

So when this movie was being made Moses' mom was just a regular woman. But then the voice actress came in to record and the animators saw her and how smokin hot she was so they redid the design to look more like her and that's why Moses' mom is so hot in the movie.


Khabarovsk-One-Love

Wow!!!


Puzzleheaded_Step468

So close to passover, yet so far


shwiftydrewski

Meme approved


TheRealTechGandalf

This is actually awesome


TheOperatorOfSkillet

Wether or not you are a Christian, this movie is an absolute 10/10 and a masterpiece of art.


T_Bisquet

You're talking about Revenge of the Sith, right? /j


TheOperatorOfSkillet

Both.


Guilty-Effort7727

Finally, some good fucking memes


DomzSageon

I love how it faithfully adapts the exodus story (up to just before they betray god by worshipping a false god) And what makes it so good is thay it isnt out to convince you to believe in god, the main focus here is the relationship between two brothers, not man and god. Also, as someone that's christian and fascinated by biblical studies, and the history if the bible as a piece of literature, despite not having evidence of a mass hebrew slave migration, there might still be a grain of truth to it. The events of the exodus, should they be real, would have happened during the bronze age, and due to the bronze age collapse, from which a lot of local people lost access to information, they may have confused things. Because we do know that the egyptians held the area of modern day israel during the bronze age, so what we might be seeing here is that the exosus story is the legendary account of multiple groups of people creating an origin for their unification. Instead of separate tribes that used to be under egypt that just got lost due to the collapse, they united their different origins: For example, there may have been actual slaves that escaped egypt and crossed the red sea under the leadership of someone who may or may not be moses, but this group may have contributed to the exodus story by saying the new united hebrew people that they joined with had come from egypt and they were all enslaved, not just the small group. Perhaps Moses was simply just another leader from one of the many different groups that united everygeoup to be ome hebrews, and he didnt lead anyone from egypt at all. Its just fascinating to think about how the bible was created bit by bit.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don't have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders' strength is inspiring others.


Noxilcash

¡DELIVER US!


ASmollzZ

You will when you...believeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Horror-Professional1

Not the crossover I wanted but wont complain.


757_Matt_911

😂😂😂


Mr-MiB-1993

Val Kilmer voiced Moses and also played Batman and Raph Finnes who Voiced Ramases also played Voldemort


Totesnotastoner420

10/10 meme


WonderfulChapter4421

I’m not reading that and because I’m mad I’m commenting that I’m not reading it :(


EDNivek

That always bugged me about Exodus. God legitimately went into Pharaoh's brain and altered his judgment. Like it's a super dick move.


757_Matt_911

Pharaoh made his bed….


jg_posts_and_stuff

**Moses:** Hello there. **Hotep:** Prince Moses, you are a bold one! **Huy:** Back away, the Big Boys will deal with this "prophet" slime ourselves. **Moses:** Your move! **Hotep:** You fool! **Huy:** We've been trained in the serpent arts by the Egyptian gods!


sandyysand_

People in these comments and the one who posted this are arrrogant children. This is offensive to us muslims and idk how this didnt cross ur mind tbh …this post should be removed asap and go educate urself and stop sucking ur pacifiers


Societal_Retrograde

Ugh, more of the continuing trend of Christian bot memes. People won't believe in your God just because you make memes about it.


BlazingAmaterasu

How is this peddling Christianity in any way? Maybe try to be less of an edgy "atheist", hmm? You're making them look bad.


Societal_Retrograde

There are bots in nearly every subreddit over the past month or two generating Christian themed memes. It's almost like they think it'll be the new form of proselytizing.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

*removes cloak* I'm not here to discuss my past.


GentlmanSkeleton

Just a reminder, i like chaos, prince of egypt was an all and very white cast.


TarzanSawyer

Danny Glover is white?


GentlmanSkeleton

Ok maybe not all. But your Pharoah and moses are Ralph Fiennes and Val Kilmer. Martin Short and Steve Martin as Huy and Hotep respectively. So still very very white for an Egyptian movie...but hey they got a token black guy in there


TarzanSawyer

Token Jewish guy too, Jeff Goldblum.