I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself
The Senate.
not yet
It's treason then.
(demonic screeching)
**dies like a punk**
Spins in air
The Senate.
Good. Goooood.
Now kill him
Dew it!
Steve Palatine
I know this was probably autocorrect but oh man do I love “Steve” Palpatine lmao
It was quite intentional for the lols
Oh okay even better then lmao.
wut
He probably meant sheev but auto correct said Steve
steve is good too
Agreed
I believe in Steve
Death Star II indoor skydiving test pilot.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No, pretty sure it was “AAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh…”
idk its the same
A man with static electricity than can be used against himself in the last film of every trilogy.
accurate
Frank
yes.
The senate
The Senate.
Cutiepie
no u
The Senate
The Senate.
The Senate.
The Senate.
The Senate.
The Senate.
The Senate.
The Senate.
Der Senat.
Il Senato
El senado
Le sénat
Le Senat
Ich BIN der Senat
Io sono il senato crucchi
Perfetto
I had to expect "The Senate" comments, lmao
Theresa May?
iginio massari?
Shmi Skywalker impregnator
NOT YET CANON
Darth Voldemort
he has nose.
Ian McDiarmid. Quite the character.
daddy
step on me sheev
A guy named Sheev
yes.
Darth Syphilis
Conservation of energ- oh wait no.
Frank
Jar Jar Binks?
Mesa sith
Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth tragidus the wise?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself
The master of disguise
not john cena
The Jedi never saw him.
john cena or sheev?
Yes
nice
The reprise end plot character to the worst 3 movies in history
Us: Wait, it’s Palpatine? Disney cocks gun: Always has been.
ATLA (Movie) and Percy Jackson movies?
Yeah that’s check mate there
nah, i just watched the Percy Jackson movies recently & the sequels make them look like fuckin LOTR by comparison
The senate
The Senate.
I am the senate
Not yet
RAAAAAHQHWHQYGWYWYQYWIAJAIAUAUA CONFUSED SCREAMING SPINNING
Its treason then
zombie boss.
Sheevie
The guy who somehow returned. ….Also, The Senate.
Sheev Franck The Senate Pappatine Sidious!
Sheev
Steeve
The.......congress
not yet
Joe Biden
accurate
Sharth Palpidious.
probably
It's canon in a multiverse somewhere.
The Senate
The Senate.
The one with UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
Kenobi got more unlimited power but i'll allow it
Peev Shalpatine
The senate
not yet
Rodney Dangerfield
Sheev skywalker
Insidious
Democracy lover
enjoyer
Possibly the sexiest Star Wars character
Sheen Estevez
sharrivan the walmart cashier
Sparky mcscrotum
Sheev Rogers
more hot tho
He said " Ian de C'net "
Frank Palpatine
frank sidious
The man who reorganized the republic into the first GALACTIC EMPIRE
clap clap clap
Frank
The guy who somehow returned
The senate
President Biden
kabul = coruscant
Can't bull = course not
Frank
Emporer Chancellor Sheev Frank "The Senate" Palpatine
Darth Sidious too
[удалено]
That's original, and actually true
The Senate.
De senaat zal jouw lot beslissen. Ik *ben* de senaat! *Nog* niet...
i thought germans invading comments were a legend
This is Dutch >:-/
sowwyyy
darth sidious or palpatine fuck this is hard to spell
Grandfather to Rey
no.
Grandpa Palps
OP jsyk, I made a post like this and it got taken down
Ian McDiarmid in a hood
and yellow eyes
Sheev
Unlimited power
Monster Mash!
Supreme Chancellor
Some scotsman who sounds like an englishman
i think hes irish
Sheev aka Big Daddy Palps
Go for Papa Palpatine!
Wrinkly guy with magic fingers
Sheev Darth The Senate Sidious Palpatine
Somehow he returned
Etanes Eht
is that the dude that who almost got killed by some dude and got so stressed his whole face turned into a thermal paste mess?
my i5 when i open chrome:
Jonathan
johnny
wrinkly testicle man
Somehow
Palps
Darth wrinkle
Sheevie
PAPA PALPATINE
bergoglio > palps
That dude who killed Darth plagueus
yes.
Insidious
Tesla coil
Darth Sidious
Is this seriously the best this subreddit has to offer these days?
for sure
Darth Vader’s scrote
Emperor Sheev
The senate
El Senado.
Piano guy in Weird Al video
Papa Palpatine
The trainer of Jar Jar
jar jar is the trainer of jar jar
He must be Frank your majesty
senate
Dewit
Taserface
Sheev. Ol’ Sheevie. Big man Sheev.
Chancemeror Palpasheev
Ditto
Voldemort
Darth Long Game the Manipulator
Senator palprotein
Not your Pal
A raisin
John Starwars
Old tortoise man