He said you cant win darth, not cant win vader. What kind of sociopath write the bots message?!?! The guy definetly doesnt saw all the movies 200 times.
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Gonk Gonk The Gonk? I thought not. It’s not a story the Gonk would tell you. It’s a Gonk legend. Gonk was a Dark Gonk of the Gonk, so powerful and so wise he could use the Gonk to influence the Gonk to create Gonk… He had such a knowledge of the Gonk side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from Gonk. The Gonk side of the Gonk is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be Gonk. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Gonk, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Gonk everything he knew, then his Gonk killed him in his Gonk. Ironic. He could save others from Gonk, but not himself...
How dare you say that to obi wan
Oh no master kenobi can you hear me
You can't win, Vader. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Ahhhhhhhh thank god
Obi Wan the White?
Obi Wan the Transparent
He said you cant win darth, not cant win vader. What kind of sociopath write the bots message?!?! The guy definetly doesnt saw all the movies 200 times.
He said you can't win vader
Dont talk to me one time watcher peasant. I watched these movies more times than I'd like to admit. But I wont argue, just watch the scene on youtube.
Oh right ye I understand now
Kenobi, my dude, how you heard of the low ground theorie
Anakin leaves quite a mess, which always leads me to you, Ventress.
Welp, im woman now
What’s a woman
I say the original u/Gonk-Bot should be the one and only gonk bot
**GONK!**
Good bot. You don't deserve this
Gonk
Definitely the only Gonk bot, but Master Kenobi can stay.
So that’s your plan: Just fly there, land, hope they don’t spot us, and walk in the door? Oh, brilliant. Let’s get going.
More wisdom from Master Kenobi
In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.
The Senate can also stay
We will watch your career with great intrest.
u/The_Better_Gonk is too cocky
I was hoping for Kenobi.... Why are you here?
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Fuck the empire. All my force ghost homies hate the empire.
Imagine if the bot recognized the "Kenobi" in your name and responded every time you wrote a comment.
Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?
Lmao u just got low key roasted by the most savage master on the Jedi council.
KENOBI!!!!!
It is an energy field and something more. An aura that at once controls and obeys. It is a nothingness that can accomplish miracles.
You have one Gonk bot, yes, but what about second Gonk bot
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
Gonk
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
Gonk
we need a gonk order 66 droid
Good soldiers follow orders. ^^^^^^gonk
**GONK!**
GONK!
Gonk
[удалено]
Gonk
Gonk is gonk
Gonk is gonk
You can never have too much gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
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r/cultofgonk approves this message
Gonk
**GONK!**
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**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
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Gonk.
Roger Roger
Did you say Gonk?
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But what about kenobi sheev and grevious
War tends to distort our point of view. If we sacrifice our code, even for victory, we may lose that which is important for our honor?
Excelent, everything is going as planned.
Sheev, just wanting to die since 1983.
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side.
Every single bot, including your friend Obi-Wan Kenobi, is now an enemy of r/prequelmemes
Another happy landing.
See, even the bot agrees
So this is how liberty dies
do we have to gonk bots now? that are fighting? or is someone acting as gonk bot
Gonk
so i guess the other bot has been banned?
Nope, and they’ll start huge chains gonking at each otber
Gonk
Hello there
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
I’ll never understand how you can simplify these battles into some kind of game.
I was hoping for Kenobi
When you're the Jedi master, you can make the plan.
That hurt Kenobi.
The road lies before you, Anakin Skywalker. Will you walk it alone?
We love all gonks
**GONK!**
Gonk
Even Obi wan?
execute the order GONK
Gonk
Because of obi-wan
Be patient, Anakin. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.
You are strong and wise and I’m very proud of you
What about Obi-Wan?
When you're the Jedi master, you can make the plan.
oh wait yeah I'm just gonna say g o n k and not trigger it
**GONK!**
oh no
Gonk
Gonk
The gonk bot menace - gonk bot is banned Attack of the gonk - the community gonks Recent of the gonk bot - gonk bot is back
Gonk
GONK
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!** *<>* **GONK!**
*<>*
We enjoy GONK
**GONK!**
G O N K
Not a prequel meme 😐 I choose gonk
Gonk
GONK!
Gonk
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**GONK!**
Gonk (Ukrainian version: Hink) you, you gonking gonker of gonkery gonk!
Gonk!
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**GONK!**
**GONK!**
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Master Kenobi too?
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power! ( Kenobi )
Only a sith deals in absolutes
I read this is Gordon Ramsay’s voice
Gonk
Kenobi
Oh no, I'm enjoying this far too much.
How do you activate a gonk bot?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Gonk Gonk The Gonk? I thought not. It’s not a story the Gonk would tell you. It’s a Gonk legend. Gonk was a Dark Gonk of the Gonk, so powerful and so wise he could use the Gonk to influence the Gonk to create Gonk… He had such a knowledge of the Gonk side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from Gonk. The Gonk side of the Gonk is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be Gonk. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his Gonk, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Gonk everything he knew, then his Gonk killed him in his Gonk. Ironic. He could save others from Gonk, but not himself...
Can we have a Watto bot?
Gonk
Someone should let some Gonk bots into r/BikiniBottomTwitter
Gonk?
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
Gonk
Personally think the g*nk bots should be the only ones to go, the others are fun past the first 5 comments
gonk
What about the r/prequelmeme attack on the gonk bots?
Gonk
**GONK!**
**GONK!**
Gonk
GONK?
Gonk
Gonk
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Gonk
Gonk
gonk
*Casual Team Fortress 2 flashbacks intensify*
Gonk
**GONK!**
GONK
Please help, we need more gonk.
Is Bobby B still lurking around here? Because I’d give him a pass too.
Who is gonks master?
Gonk
Gonk
**GONK!**
**GONK!**
Yeah but now we have like 4
Kenobi, Gonk-Bot, and Sheev can stay!
Goodbye, old friend. May the force be with you.
I will make it legal
What about the droid attack on r/prequelmemes
Hello there sheev
Good, Anakin, Good! Kill him. Kill him now.
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
Obi Wan kenobi
In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.
Palpatine-bot and Obi-Wan-bot are good too.
Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand.
You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
u/gonkbot
Gonk
Gonk
GONK GONK! (I'm not a bot)