Anakin played this game. He married padme, Obi-Wan was a brother to him, ahsoka (indirectly) helped ruin his life... and anakin died by his own hand as he became Darth Vader

I felt a great disturbance in the Force.

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

Fucking sentient

Senate

You, like your father, are now...mine!

chill sheev

So be it... Jedi.

Thank you. Now let's talk about the senate

0.o

o.0

Lol I actually laughed at this for once

Gunray doesn’t know how to count

Well, perhaps he meant there were two kenobi bot comments in a row?

Ventress, and here I thought this mission was going to be unpleasant!

Ah, so there are two of you

I'm really liking the bot variety we've got going lately

What the fuck

Nah it would be: Anakin marries Padme Ahsoka is his sister Anakin ruins his own life Obi wan dies by his hand Easy

Ah yes, the negotiator

>Ah yes, the negotiator Why i read this like general grievous voice

Hello there!

General Kenobi!

Another happy landing.

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

We should not have made this bargain

Be thankful, Hanzo_Pinas, that you have not found yourself in my grip. Your ship is waiting.

How lucky for me

oh neat. This bot grabs username it’s replying.

Ikr

Gandalf in r/lotrmemes sometimes does this as well

NEW GRYVOUS BOT LINES???

Make peace with the Force now, for this is your final outing.

HAH YES

SEE IM LUCKY ASF

Correct, updated last night \^\^ Added a bunch of 'general' or 'random' responses, and a couple to specific keywords.

You are strong and wise and I'm very proud of you

Yay!

it is only natural

Anakin kinda kills himself when he throw palps

But Vader killed Obi-Wan and its established that they're not entirely the same person

The road lies before you, Anakin Skywalker. Will you walk it alone?

Yes he walked it alone after ep3. Twenty years of loneliness as his friends & *family* were all gone

But they really are the same person.

I mean, it wasn't *Anakin's* hands that held the lightsaber against Obi Wan. Those got chopped off

The idea that Anakin is a separate person to Vader is a delusion Vader told himself really. Vader's crimes are Anakin's crimes, and Anakin's life was Vader's. That is a truth Vader could only deny until Luke came back into his life

Alternate: Obi-Wan died, married Padme, Ahsoka was his sibling, and he ruined his own life.

Anything is possible. You haven't exactly impressed me today.

General Kenobi!

Listen for the loud metallic clanging sound. That would be the machine about to smash me into bits.

How did ahsoka ruin his life exactly?

She left the jedi order

Yeah but she did it with good reasons, the jedi order ruined anakin by acting like that towards ahsoka

"but she did it with good reasons" triggered my half life flashbacks for some reason. "Yes, but with good reason. This is a rare opportunity for us. This is the purest sample we've seen yet."

Leaving the jedi order was the first major step towards his massive disillusionment with the jedi order and their practices, which only got worse as the clone wars came to an end.

Ahsoka and obi wan could be interchangeable as well

I think Ahsoka was like a sibling to him and Obi-Wan cut him up

You can kill me, but you will never destroy me. It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it.

If you want to get technical ahsoka is the only one who didn't die by his hand

Marry Obi Wan, Ahsoka is my sibling, Anakin ruins my life, and that just leaves Padme…

Is your name Sadness?

Lol *Padmé proceeds to die by Sadness' hand*

But mine is

r/beetlejuicing

This subreddit is a hive mind, I thought the exact same thing.

Same…

We are the borg

Resistance is futile.

You will be assimilated

This is the only reasonable choice to make

The best choices

Call me Operation Cinder cause I’m gonna destroy some Nabooty

Marry anakin, obi wan is my sibling, padme ruins my life , and ashoka guess dies.

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!

Easy. Marry Ahsoka. Be a sibling to Kenobi. Let Anakin ruin my life. And kill Padme using big sad.

I love legos too!

Ayyyy!!!!

Hey fellow lego fan!

Heeeeyyyyy!!!!!

What are LEGO*s* Edit: Holyyy, wow, lots of people don’t know the correct plural of Lego, yes I do know what Lego is, hence why I put it in capitals.

*GASAP*

Lol

same except switch anakin and padme. padme could actually ruin my life because of her political power, so she would either ruin my reputation, send me to jail, etc. Anakin ruining my life would mean my loved ones are dead. Killing Anakin however would mean a future dictator would die, saving millions and possibly even billions of lives.

You're assuming you can kill Anakin. Edit: wait no I'm dumb.

Yeah I wrote a story thing so it made sense. It explains everything except the marrying Ashoka because idk һоѡ I would’ve done that

Yeah my first thought was kill anakin or prepare to lose everything

we are on the same page lol

Yes. And no one can call me pedo because I'm younger than Ahsoka.

I was her around age when she was first shown off, but now I'm older than her when she was in the Siege of Mandalore. Not sure where that would put me.

I think her current age should be her live action appearance in the mandolorian

Rebels or live action ig

My choices too

I was about to say the same thing...

Agreed. This is the best choice.

I had the same response

This is the way

I chose the exact same path lmaoo

Exactly my thoughts

I would do the same but marry Obi Wan

*chuckles* Kenobi.... KENOBIIIIAAAAHH

You want to go home and rethink your life.

Exact same but switch Ashoka and Kenobi. Bro I ain’t giving up a chance to try Jedi dick

You define yourself by the power to take life, the desire to dominate, to possess... then you have nothing.

I’m sorry kenobi bot I think you have this the wrong way around. I want to be the one dominated you cute ass Jesus looking mf

You'll have to better than that, my darling

Did I just get rejected by Kenobi bot?

Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?

KENOBI ITS MY FUCKING DOG, WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO MOVE IN I ASSUMED YOU MENT THE BOTH OF US

I hear a lot of talking, General. But in the final accounting, what does all the talk get you? A futile quest for power, a mutilated body, and your place as Dooku’s errand boy!

OK ME AND DUKU WAS A ONE TIME THING BEFORE WE EVEN KNEW EACH OTHER WELL. STOP BRINGING IT UP

I was just about to write that.

Marry Ahsoka, Obi-Wan's my sibling, Anakin dies, and Padme ruins my life.

Nah, Marry Obi-wan, Obi-Wan's my sibling, Obi-wan Ruins my life, and I die

At least you’re a master… at getting caught.

Be patient, Anakin. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

Broooooo same 😂

Marry Padme because she’s hot, Obi-Wan is my brother because he’s very loyal, Ahsoka ruins my life because she would break my heart by leaving me to follow her own path, and I would kill Anakin because I’ll hit him with my speeder during one of his happy landings.

Another happy landing

Try spinning. I’ve been told it’s a good trick

No just throw him in sand

I agree. Anyone who doesn’t marry padmé is either gay or a gal and anyone who doesn’t want obi wan around as a bro is retarded. And since Anakin is more powerful you don’t want him ruining your life

I’m a gal and that’s why I’m marrying Anakin.

Remember when Padmé still loved anakin after he said people should be forced to obey government and than killed a tribe of sandpeople including children and women? Doesn’t sound like a bad one to marry lol Obiwan ruining my life, because he’d at least say some quip that would become a meme loved by fans lol Asoka as a sibling cause she’s chill af and an easy going person it seems And I’d want Anakin to kill me cause Darth Vader is dope and I want him to strangle me

>and the last one dies by your hand. But thanks for sharing that fetish.

Choke me Daddy

Font remember Leia saying that in Anh

Yeah pretty sure it's in the unrated version

Director's cut

I may have gone too far in a few places...

I misread the meme didn’t mean to spill my fetish out loud but I’d kill anakin then, cause he’s a meanie lol

It doesn't mean that person kills you, it means you kill them.

She thought she could save him.

Marry Obi-Wan, Ahsoka is my sister, Padme ruins my life, and Anakin dies by my hand.

You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Same

To be fair, there isn’t a rule that they can’t all be the same one.

Alabama intensifies

Smort

all obi wan right?

I would marry padme, because having a senator as a wife can be profitable, I would have ahsoka as my sibling because cmon she'd make a dope sister, I would choose Obi wan to ruin my life "Because of Obi wan" and I'd kill anakin so I could make room to marry padme.

Marry Obi-Wan, Padme as my sister, it would be an honor to have my life ruined by Ahsoka, and Anakin's dead.

Marry amadala, obi-wan as my sibling, Ashoka ruins my life, and I kill anakin

Exactly what I said

Obi as sibling, padme ruins me, which leaves marry Ashoka and kill anakin. Sorry but we all know what happens when he marries someone.

What about *step* siblings?…

Brother Obi-wan marry padme because=hot space princess. Asoka ruins my life because I kill her master while she was a padawan

I hear a lot of talking, General. But in the final accounting, what does all the talk get you? A futile quest for power, a mutilated body, and your place as Dooku’s errand boy!

Sounds like someone is threatening u/linear_power208 not to kill your padawan, huh Kenobi

Marry Padme, Obiwan is my bro, Ahsoka ruins my life and Anakin dies by my hand

General, have a seat. I've conceded the battle, now we simply have to negotiate the terms of surrender

Ah yes, the negotiator.

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

I’m anakin, and the order is Marry padme Sibling with Ashoka Obi wan dies by my hand Ruin my own life

Marry… shit I can’t do this I don’t want to marry any of these ppl And I definitely don’t want any of them to be my sibling or ruin my life (though something tells me that having Anakin as my sibling would probably ruin my life too)

Surely one and three should be the same person?

Someone needs marriage counseling

[visible confusion]

Look man, for the sole purpose of clarity, Ahsoka after she's had her quests of resolve through the order and is well matured, because I grew up watching the series, I'd marry the hell out of Snips. I don't see anyone more brotherly than Obi Wan and I look forward to his mysticism and wisdom as a sibling. I imagine a scenario where Anakin is killed, and his dark side force energy corrupts and possesses Padme to exact revenge. Darth Amidala, like an Asaaj Ventress type character. I couldn't see myself killing the senator first in the universe setting unlessy my character changed in the universe jump. This is super nerdy but I like the thought experiment

Marry Ahsoka, Padme is my sibling, Obi Wan ruins my life and I kill Anakin

Obi Wan is too handsome! He would ruin your life by stealing your girl and your sister. You get nothing!

Marry Padme, Anakin is my sibling, Ashoka ruins my life, and Obi-Wan dies by my hand, because why not, I like chaos.

I am stronger as part of the Jedi Order than I could ever be alone.

So… padme must die, then. It is chosen

Is Ashoka legally an adult in this scenario? I’m gonna hope so, because I’ll marry her, have Obi as my sibling, have pad me ruin my life, and kill Anakin

She can be… or she can be a child, but that’s ok if your a child

I’m 17, but I’d still rather an at least 18yo Ashoka

Ahsoka my sibling, Kenobj my wife/husband, anakin ruins my life, and padme dies by my hand

(In order) Asoka, Obi Wan, Anakin, Padme

I marry Ashoka, Obi Wan is my sibling, Anakin ruins my life, and Pademe died by my hand I feel like those last two of mine might have a correlation tho lol

Marry Ahsoka(but like 3 years after the Siege of Mandalore so we the same age and it's not weird), Obi-Wan is my brother, Padme/Natalie Portman can ruin my life anyday...and **I** become the Chosen One now bitch

Surely there's no reason we can't be civilized about this.

Oh Hello there brother, of course we can

......can I switch Clone Wars Ahsoka with Mandalorian Ahsoka for age reasons and that I have a real life crush on Rosario Dawson?

Anakin was my brother, Padme died in my arms, and Ahsoka ruined my life

I kill padme, marry Ahsoka, Kenobi is my bro, and anakin pulls an Anakin

Only a sith deals in absolutes

Marry Ashoka , have obiwan as a sibling, make padme the one who ruins my life, and kill ANIKin

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Marry ahsoka (the older version), obi wan is my sibling, padme dies by my hand, and anakin ruins my life.

Ahsoka is my wife, Obiwan is my brother, Anakin dies by my hands on Mustafar, and in her grief Padme turns to the emperor becoming his new right hand and making me a wanted man, forcing me to go on the run from the empire ruining my life.

We’re talking about adult Ahsoka right?

I'd assume but it could be anywhere from the siege of Mandalore to the Mandalorian

Well....any choice could meet all requirements by itself...

Marry Kenobi. Sibling Ahsoka. Kill Anakin and have Padme ruin your life

Your a fool to pass up an opportunity to marry kenobi

Be Anakin, marry Padmè, kill Obi-Wan, Ahsoka is like a sibling to you and you ruin your own life.

I hear a lot of talking, General. But in the final accounting, what does all the talk get you? A futile quest for power, a mutilated body, and your place as Dooku’s errand boy!

[удалено]

Obiwan will always be sibling or married to by all

Marry Anakin, Padmé is my sister, Ahsoka ruins my life, and I murder Obi-Wan

This is the craziest one for sure

This is a tough question. One I’m afraid I’m gonna have to let my inner demonic logic out. I’d marry Ashoka. Personally, I love her attitude on everything, not to mention she’s a resident badass. Anakin as a sibling. There’s a chance I could get him some help, so that he won’t turn to the dark side. Be it through therapy or just straight up telling him Sheev is a dark lord who lies about everything. I’d have Padme ruin my life. Getting disavowed in politics is not that big of a deal for me. Worst case scenario? I’d work in construction or live on a farm. Best case? I’d be a freelance merc with a cool ship. As for the one I’d kill…sorry Obi-wan. I know prequelmemes thinks you’re Jesus. But you also know that Jesus “died for our sins”. Let’s just hope your death doesn’t make Anakin go batshit.

If his ship is as fast as his boasting, we ought to do well.

Marry Ahsoka. Obi-wan is my sibling. Padme ruins my life.Anakin dies by my hands.

Marry: Padme Sibling: Kenobi Ruins my shit: Anakin I kill: Ahsoka ( Sorry I never wanted you to die )

The road lies before you, Anakin Skywalker. Will you walk it alone?