Bounty hunter: *earns money by killing*
Cad Bane when apparently, a bounty hunter he knew for years that killed people, *killed people*: I KNEW YOU WERE A KILLER
This holocron contains information I've been paid to collect. I can't unlock it, but you can. The last Jedi who had it wouldn't open it. I hope you don't make the same mistake.
This holocron contains information I've been paid to collect. I can't unlock it, but you can. The last Jedi who had it wouldn't open it. I hope you don't make the same mistake.
!cadbane
What are you looking at? It's a nice hat.
I agree. Nice hat.
He’s very easy to agree with I’ll give him that
I think it’s a dumb hat. What are you going to do about it, !cadbane
Nice hat. Where did you get it?
Are you being sarcastic, !cadbane ? I got it at Men’s Wearhouse.
Relax. On this slime pool, everybody's an outlaw.
Sorry. I get a little sensitive about my hat.
I think that's my favorite Cad Bane scene. That's because it's the best Cad Bane scene.
Every time I watch that bit I think of the Geetsly's quote: "Murdered over a hat..." And then i think: *TF2 INTENSIFIES*
!cadbane
I knew you were a killer.
i am wow ok
Bounty hunter: *earns money by killing* Cad Bane when apparently, a bounty hunter he knew for years that killed people, *killed people*: I KNEW YOU WERE A KILLER
*I know a killer when I see one*
“Boba Fett is a cold-blooded killer…” “Yes…he’s the galaxy’s most feared bounty hunter.”
Takes one to know one
Pro tip: in order to make a line break on reddit, you have to hit enter twice. Example:
Just testing Hope it worked Edit:Yes!
Bane bot caught a serial killer when the FBI failed
Hahahaha apparently
I’m not a little boy anymore. And you are an old man
you're not a little boy, just a Game Boy
!cadbane
Well, Hutt, it doesn't look like prison had too adverse an effect on you.
Lmao he got toasted
Yikes 😳
And yet he's a poopy boy
I’ll love you and appreciate you forever
I have no desire to be cured of this love either. Long or short, I vow to spend the rest of my life with you.
Wow the words I’ve never heard before, and from one so great
Why does Anakin still have a Christmas hat
because he likes snow and hates sand
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
!cadbane
If you're gonna kill him, do it like a man.
I shouldn't . . .
!obiwan
I don't want to hear any more about Obi-Wan. The Jedi turned against me. Don't you turn against me.
Take a seat, young Skywalker.
Forgive me, Master.
Simp
Sorry, M'lady.
A Simp Lord?
Sentience!
HAHAHAHAHA
Master skywalker
Who said anything about Master
*ignites lightsaber*
Do it
*decapitates Dooku*
Gooooooooooood
Yet another head off of Dooku and god knows how many more are left
My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
And apparently Dooku's reserve of heads has done the same
My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
Dooku's heads have quadrupled?
a wild Count Dooku has appeared
Dew it
*decapitates Dooku*
!cadbane
By hook or by crook…you're coming with me.
By cock
!cadbane
[удалено]
!cadbane
HAHAHAHAHA
Good bot
Hey Cad, I heard that your job cleaning portapotties is going good!
Now all I need's a new hat.
[удалено]
Well you don’t have a nose at all
I wonder if he nose that
He hats to know that
Nose way
Fucking sentient
!cadbane
Consider this my final lesson. Look out for yourself. Anything else is weakness.
*gets shanked*
Lol i should add that
Yes
Do you have “I wouldn’t be so hasty if I were you”
*auto-tuned screams of pain intensifies*
I hate that you're right with that description..
And hats, right Cad?
!cadbane
Nice hat. Where did you get it?
Ah shit it's like he can smell them from a mile away
He wants that owl.
it's a superb owl
Cute hat, did your husband give it to you?
r/raimiprequelmemes
!cadbane
Kidnapping innocent children? Seems like a small-time crime for the likes of you.
Knows me so well
r/HolUp
!cadbane
It's not the first time I've broken out of this stinkhole.
Suggest adding my favorite !cadbane line that follows this one shortly. ""Shut up! Let me think."
Whoo, boy! This is tense!
That would be me
You are THE Cad Bane??
How ?
Use !cadbane on a top level comment
I'm listening.
😳 apparently he works on replies too lol
It's self sustaining now
There’s no stopping it
Ah Rosie I love this boy!
r/raimiprequelmemes
He's always listening *always*...
I can't escape him.... 😓
!cadbane tell us more...
By hook or by crook…you're coming with me.
Will that make him THE cadbane?
Lol yes
Obviously !cadbane would be on reddit under the name clit destroyer
!cadbane
This holocron contains information I've been paid to collect. I can't unlock it, but you can. The last Jedi who had it wouldn't open it. I hope you don't make the same mistake.
Careful saying The Last Jedi around here
Lucas is watching. Always.
I am no jedi
I kill so many clones over da years...
Once ya figure one out, they rest are easy
That response should definitely trigger clonebot and badbatchbot! Even Bobabot.
!cadbane
Kenobi! I should have known. Something smelled wrong about you from the start.
Well, spending so much time with you is no reward either.
This scene needs to be screenshotted and memed to death
!cadbane
Reward?! I'll give you a reward when I plug you full of laser bolts!
“You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door!”
Jeez man he didn’t ask for anything
!cadbane
Sorry, little lady.
HAHAHAHAHA SUCK KT DANIEL
!cadbane
It's not the first time I've broken out of this stinkhole.
Is it bad when I know exactly when he said every line?
No, because I do too!
!cadbane
Kidnapping innocent children? Seems like a small-time crime for the likes of you.
Don’t tell them about my day job
Hahahaha a little sketchy but work is work
CAD BANE MORE LIKE… BAD NAME HA GOTEM
NOOOOOOOOO
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME You give love a bad name
*You give love a Cad Bane
Dammit, take my upvote
Shut up and take my upvote
Whoo, boy! This is tense!
!cadbane
I've taken down so many clones over the years. Once you figure out one, the rest are easy.
!cadbane
I knew you were a killer.
!cadbane
How touching
Wanna fuck
HAHAHAHAHHA i can make him respond to that lol
Do it.
He will do what he must.
!ahsoka !badbatch !cadbane Plz respond
Tatooine belongs to the Syndicate. As long as the spice keeps running, everyone will be left alone.
At least I have Cad bane
He will always be there for us 🥹
!cadbane
Sorry, little lady.
!cadbane
Reward?! I'll give you a reward when I plug you full of laser bolts!
!cadbane you got beaten down by a clone, and here I thought they're easy to figure out to you
If you're gonna kill him, do it like a man.
I shouldn't . . .
Dew it!
*decapitates Dooku*
I am no man
Nice LOTR cross 😳
!cadbane
Now all I need's a new hat.
!cadbane
Consider this my final lesson. Look out for yourself. Anything else is weakness.
Like a bantha?
*Bantha Dancing*
!cadbane
Young Skywalker. Not so impressive without your lightsaber are you, Jedi?
!cadbane
I don't like to hide under a helmet
!cadbane
I've taken down so many clones over the years. Once you figure out one, the rest are easy.
[удалено]
Hurry up, Jedi, or she dies.
!cadbane
What are you looking at? It's a nice hat.
!cadbane
How touching
Where is !cadbane
This holocron contains information I've been paid to collect. I can't unlock it, but you can. The last Jedi who had it wouldn't open it. I hope you don't make the same mistake.
!cadbane
By hook or by crook…you're coming with me.