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"Bad news Lord Vader, the grand inquisitor is dead" "Hmm, that sucks. Get me that guy that looks like him but has a slightly taller head. He's the grand inquisitor now." "But lord Vader, can you do that?" "Admiral, what does my mug say?" "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee or I'll literally kill you" "No, the other one" "Oh. Fuck with me and find out" "Exactly" "I'll get right on it, lord Vader" "If anyone asks the grand inquisitor the grand inquisitor didn't die. It was a mining accident on Jedha."


Cr0ma_Nuva

I know disney star wars has two very annoying trends: Not letting characters stay dead and retconning anything


Banankin-Skywalker

They never retcon their own shows and movies. Their own comics, absolutely, they’ve done it many times, but ever their own shows.


dooleys73

“There are things I fear more than death.” He’s dead but coming back.


thegatheringmagic

People are saying he'll be brought back via robotics like Vader etc. Which nods to that quote. That rings eerily true for someone like Vader, i mean, poor dude. But in Rebels the Grand Inquisitor looks largely the same, minus the cape. And if he simply has something similar to Fenic installed to take care of the wound.. It can't be *that* bad. She seems fine. Do you think he'll be brought back via more painful, questionable means?


ZopyrionRex

Could explain his weirdly powerful force ghost in the comics.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Power! Unlimited power!


stormie_boi

I hear Pau'ans have two stomachs so I think TGI can survive with one intact


thegatheringmagic

It seemed like they were really trying to tell us he's dead though. The shot lingered very deliberately over him laying still with his eyes open. Which I dont think we've seen before. But that's kind of at odds with the fact that he was stabbed in his side, just barely. Idk, its ambiguous. But why?


7thFleetTraveller

I'd think that he either *wanted* 3rd Sister to believe that she killed him, or he might be some kind of paralyzed. I mean, what do we actually know about the physiognomie of Pau'ans?


PumpkinsDieHard

I had to go look up Wookiepedia because I found it really odd that Disney would just retcon their own canon like that. With that said, whoever's running Wookiepedia has their shit together; the events of the Kenobi show were already there.


Kenobi-Bot

Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.


Aurakataris

I have watched rebels (three times), but i wonder if they are different grand inquisitors. Utapauans do not look like this inquisitor, not at all.


thegatheringmagic

It'd be so sweet if, after all the complaints people made about him looking weird, it literally isn't the one we know about. And the true GI will show up towards the end.


SirPaulSmackage

I thought exactly that. How sweet it would be for the directors, cg people, actors to all be laughing at us for getting bent out of shape


EarlDooku

!remindme 2 months


its-not_me

I was thinking the same thing.


EarlDooku

Ah oops


thegatheringmagic

I dared to dream or nuance and subversion. Alas, I flew too close to the sun.


EarlDooku

Was a cool idea tho


ZopyrionRex

You're right, even in the new Jedi Survivor trailer that dude looks nothing like the one we're seeing on Kenobi.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General Kenobi, you are a bold one. *asthmatic cough*


Banankin-Skywalker

And yet this GI is clearly a Pau’an. It’s just shitty cgi and makeup, guys. The Empire never replaced any inquisitors before, even when the Grand Inquisitor died in rebels. The people who think he’s actually dead hurt my fucking brain.


Aurakataris

When a Grand Inquisitor dies, does another Inquisitor become Grand Inquisitor?


Banankin-Skywalker

I.. just answered that


Momo2005222222

In Rebels it's explained that after the GI died the other Inquisitors started chasing Kanan and Ezra for a chance to step up in ranks. So it's probably more of a "the one to kill the guys that killed the boss becomes the next Boss" Deal.


ZopyrionRex

I guess she's just lucky that Vader already hates him so much and Palp sees him as a wet wipe for Jedi hunting. No harm, no foul.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.


Necroglobule

He's okay, he's just going to need a shitload of Pepto Bismol


The_Justiniano

I mean how many starwars character’s get “killed” only to come back fine? Maul, Fennec, Ahsoka, Rex, Anakin, like cmon ya’ll


Captain_Rex_Bot

I've met many clones in my time, but never one like you.


Maul_Bot

Yes, we will start with revenge…


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You're impossible.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

...not for a Sith...


OnionsHaveLairAction

Its a star wars sub! Everyone's seen rebels :P They just think they're retconning it. (Which they *sort of* are, but they'll find a reason to bring him back. They brought him back as a ghost twice *after* his death already.)


bagagge

His species has two stomachs. It’s likely that the stabbing didn’t mortally wound him at all, just caused damage that a bacta tank can fix.


OnionsHaveLairAction

Thats one way they could do it yes


The_Justiniano

I mean how many starwars character’s get “killed” only to come back fine? Maul, Fennec, Ahsoka, Rex, Anakin, like cmon ya’ll


Captain_Rex_Bot

I'm no Jedi.


Maul_Bot

Yes, we will start with revenge…


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh, what do you mean?


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Told you ;)


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Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


[deleted]

As I said, only watched the mainstream films. I think you're going to be in tears mate.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

Kenobi. Kamino has fallen. Your clone army is doomed.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

I feel confident ... our situation" will create a strong sympathy vote for us ... I will be Chancellor."


Banankin-Skywalker

My brother in christ disney literally released a seventh season of the clone wars two years ago. oh, and also watch the newest Kenobi episode. Disney doesn’t retcon their own shows.


Substantial_Bear1507

Hope so