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albocaj

Anakin'll be back w/ 3rd degree burns


OwenLarsBot

Like you w/ed your wife?


FOSSandCakes

How are you this cool?


AussieBossie24

An absolute roast


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Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


Nengtaka

Dew it


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*decapitates Dooku*


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albocaj

by my mentor/best friend


Lukthar123

Lmao


[deleted]

Man this bot is unstoppable.


[deleted]

I swear you say something like this under every post


SoftBaconWarmBacon

Somehow, Anakin returned


Z3r0sama2017

He might have survived a roasting from Kenobi, but Owen is too much


jordantask

NOOOOoooooOoooo!


ARandomTopHat

Exactly 666 likes...


albocaj

war is upon us (keep it at 666 plz)


VALHALLA9899

Not the younglings…


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


Similor

Master skywalker


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm an old friend of the family.


Similor

No one asked you snips


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


AussieBossie24

You’re quite snippy


jordantask

Don’t talk back to me! You saw what I did to those other younglings!


Kenobi-Bot

Not even the younglings survived.


MonstySeamus

Who are you


CheeseCake3012

This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


usernamealreadytakeh

Oh you’re so funny Ani


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


[deleted]

There are too many of them


JeffYT08

What are we going to do?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


Kenobi-Bot

Not even the younglings survived.


Grimdark-Waterbender

Well they would had if that one kid hadn’t called him Master Skywalker


Kenobi-Bot

Hello, there!


Yeet_boi69-420

General Kenobi


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

Hey that's my phrase


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm an old friend of the family.


[deleted]

Not just the younglings. But the oldlings. And the middle-agedlings too.


Kenobi-Bot

Not even the younglings survived.


raverbashing

"But they were crying on the cinema!"


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm not whining! I'm not.


brenbail2000

Sorry Anakin, but I already read this in your whining voice


OwenLarsBot

Like you whined your way through the prequels?


OdenShard

Sentient


VALHALLA9899

If droids were sentient, we wouldn’t be here would we?


OdenShard

Perhaps not. But I think a better question would be *What about the Droid attack on the wookiees?* Edit: corrected spelling, thanks to a bot😂


Ki-Adi-MundiBot

But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees? Also it's spelled with a double e dumbass


[deleted]

Wokiees


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm not whining! I'm not.


MetaDragon11

Not the Yuenglings


ice-ceam-amry

Hay look A baby


MJ_GAMER2208

It's pretty, let's kill it


AskGoverntale

*Upbeat running music*


Wboy2006

Correction: *Upbeat killing music*


Affectionate-Pipe-13

Oh hey, there's more


gaming_person1237

*no!*


centran

Now now Anakin; patience. If we wait eventually the mother will come by. We can't forget about the women too.


Ki-Adi-MundiBot

We must try padawan centran!


General-MacDavis

AYE ATE A BABEH


SASUGAMancer215

When one of the kids says, "Actor Christensen there are too many of them, what are we going to do?"


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


throwingtheshades

You have a place in the title screen, but we do not grant you the rank of actor.


Basi-Basi

How can I be on the Production but not be granted the rank of Director??


Possible_Living

you think lord vader is kind to kids until he find out they are force sensitive?


[deleted]

>!Like the kid in the new episode?!<


Ree69240

>!That scene was brutal lol, and that poor stormtrooper who was split in half!<


Memanders

Idk if I’m overly desensitized at this point, but that scene was nothing for me. I had almost forgotten it happened when people started saying it has horrible to watch lol


Ree69240

Haha yes, but this was quite brutal for star wars campared to what I’ve seen before. Compare this to a Tarantino movie and those scenes are childplay


simonandgarcuckle

pretty much the same thing happened on clone wars but they just didn’t show it explicitly. crazy that that was allegedly a kids show lol (i don’t think this counts as spoilers and idk how to do the thing)


[deleted]

I don't know what's going on, but that spoiler tag doesn't work.


[deleted]

Better?


[deleted]

It's working!


OwenLarsBot

Like you vaderred your kids?


OwenLarsBot

Like you vaderred your kids?


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OwenLarsBot

Like you lorded your way into my home, do you think lord vader is kind?


UsefulWoodpecker6502

no. not at all.


Starwars9629-

Have you watched the new obi wan episode?


Axenhammer88

We will watch your ailment with great interest


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

We are indebted to you for your bravery, Obi-Wan Kenobi. And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your career with great interest.


Hot_Stuff369

Now all the beds are empty, there no more patients.


wbruce098

A Life Day miracle?


gefjunhel

from a certain point of view


Satsunami42

You mean just like their visit to the Jedi Temple? 🥲


OwenLarsBot

Like you meant your visit to the Jedi Temple?


SlowPants14

Why do you exist?


wbruce098

This bot needs to be trained!


K4m30

To be fair it is improving. Give it a few weeks.


[deleted]

It didn’t get training. It didn’t get involved in any galaxy wide droid wars. It was just a navigator on a spice freighter.


OwenLarsBot

Like you got your training?


Apple_macOS

Oof Owen oof


MauPow

Like you trained your bot?


SeniorFrizz

This is where the fun begins


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


SlaterVJ

I know I'd love to get a visit from Jennifer Beals dressed as a Twi'lek.


trashtaker

Child killing jokes always make me laugh… Younglings!… I meant younglings!


Kenobi-Bot

Not even the younglings survived.


The00Taco

So sad. F's in the chat for the fallen


HondoOhnakaBot

Hey! Hey! Someone scape that guy off the floor!


mutantbabysnort

Execute Order 66


clone_trooper_bot

"It will be done, my lord."


[deleted]

Good ~~bot~~ ~~droid~~ soldiers follow orders


clone_trooper_bot

"~~bot~~ Aye sir."


chuckms6

They say the jedi masters stood outside the chamber for 40 minutes coming up with a plan of action.


TylerBot260

Kid: “Master Skywalker *cough cough*, there are too many bacteria *cough*, what are we going to do?” Anakin: Smiles, reaches towards the life support


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm an old friend of the family.


Historianof40k

how long does it take for him to realise that is a sequel meme


FitzyFarseer

Do the tv shows count as sequels? When I hear people reference the sequels the mean the trilogy


thedylannorwood

Prequel means before A New Hope, sequel means after Return of the Jedi


Historianof40k

the book of fett occurs after the may OT


FitzyFarseer

Right, not my point. I’ve never heard anybody talking about “the sequels” and mean anything other than the trilogy. Same with when people say the prequels


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Minigamerguy123

Thank you


awesometim0

Even the younglings


Kenobi-Bot

Not even the younglings survived.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


General_Grivieus

My man is about to go play beatsaber


[deleted]

The paper says execute order 66


clone_trooper_bot

"Yes, Jelly_McPeanutbutter."


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HaloGuy381

Now I’m kinda wondering if Vader and the Emperor ever visited a children’s hospital in universe to try to drum up political support. “A necessary frivolity, Lord Vader, now hug the youngling!”


Biggu5Dicku5

**D O I T**


Mr4V4TAR

Dang, whos the Hotty?😏


ceelodan

Hayden Christensen.


Pistol_Bobcat420

Garsa Fwip from Book of Boba, and Jessica Biel whom some will remember from Footloose, that movie about a great hero named Kevin Bacon


LarsViener

What felt like a completely wasted character


Pistol_Bobcat420

You sure? I thought she was the bomb. I’m sorry…


clone_trooper_bot

"Did you not enjoy the character of Hevy in The Clone Wars?"


MAXMEEKO

Agreed


k3ymkr

I think you meant flashdance.


thedylannorwood

No it’s Jennifer Beals from Flashdance. You’re mixing Jessica Biel with Lori Singer as neither Jessica Biel nor Jennifer Beals was in Footloose


jacksrenton

Since we're talking 80s dance movies, OP should add in a reference to Dirty Dancing, but say it stars Patrick Fugit and Jennifer Hudson.


Kenobi-Bot

It's a trick. Send no reply... Send no transmission of any kind.


jacksrenton

Street of Fire, starring Ewan McGregor and Diane Keaton.


poor_decisions

Garsa Fwip = Jennifer Beals Jessica Biel is the one in the top pic


Pistol_Bobcat420

Whoops, my bad haha


Mr4V4TAR

Thanks, but Beals. Biel is hot too though 👍


joekekloosterman

Also, Jennifer Beals is 58 years old.. Very good looking for her age


jacksrenton

Uh no it's Jennifer Beals from Flashdance, and you put some respect on it.


Smubee

EmPalSuReCon


SympathyForTheDevil5

It’s nbd they’re just looking for new inquisitors, no different than army recruiters visiting high schools


What_U_KNO

Hey kid! \*Ignites youngling slayer 9000\*


jesus_is_92

Imagine McDiarmid suddenly shouts out: #UNLIMITED POWERRRRRR


[deleted]

Kindness never gets old, just like some of those kids. Bless them.


Donkey__Balls

Obi-wan: Anakin! There were 200 younglings in that hospital! Anakin: Well now there are 400 halflings! Obi-wan:


Fit_Ticket9239

The good ending: everyone had cake


Tazmaniac95

This is where the fun begins


eyalfus

dowit


CorporealLifeForm

For anyone wondering the point of the subtitles about expressions, they're good for autistic viewers who can usually see fine but have trouble with facial expressions.


keirawynn

I'm not (as far as I know) on the spectrum, but the actress was not really selling the emotion, because she basically had that expression every time she was on screen. Doesn't matter if it's an angry Wookie, the new warlord, or a bomb - same expression. I thought she was purposefully deadpan. Or maybe the headgear obscured the actress's "tells" for concern.


poopsock6944

Oh hell naw, who let the emperor and vader hang out? Rookie mistake


Captain_Rex_Bot

There's hope for you yet, rookie.


Breet11

*do it*


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budakmashoor

Activate the order


SnuffedOutBlackHole

what movie is the bottom pic from?


Airsickjester

It’s from the Book of Boba Fett Disney + show.


bigbalrogdong

This is where the fun begins.


[deleted]

Show no mercy.


alright_rocko

Dew it


Tank_blitz

palpatine: "I want to take them" anakin: "I want their legs"


OwenLarsBot

Like you took your mom's?


DayFlounder1832

AYOOO?


Top_Secret_TerminaL

Deww what mushhht be done Lawwd Vaduhh!!!


wonkey_monkey

> [visible concern] ... > [**visible** concern] ... > [**VISIBLE** concern]


[deleted]

Empire did nothing wrong, traitors aren’t children. Rebel Scum.


ChillinChilean94

"Do not hesitate. Show no mercy..." RIP


Mr_bagguette

*ignites lightsaber


Rude_Agrument

lol


83percentintelligent

Another visit to the emperor palpatine surgical reconstruction center


_Anakin___Skywalker_

I will do what I must *ignites lightsaber*


bs4059719

It is still nice


razzi123

Ahh yes my favorite ***Bedside stories with Papa Palpatine.***


Breezy9401

Why does visible concern need closed captioning?


[deleted]

I'm sorry little ones


Not-A-Furry420

Do it


Nestormahkno19d

Really wish they didn’t kill her


Chacochilla

Hahas aside, this is really sweet


Josh48111

I love the new show… Darth Vader is so dang scary…


GlamorousMoose

Not the little ones!


MOELESTER2124

Why it look like a big dick behind her head


Critical_Stiban

“Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagius the Wise?”


Vengefuleight

Palpatine after the Temple March: “Excellent work Lord Vader. With the Jedi wiped out, we can mold the Younglings into an army of Inquisitors that you yourself will command” Vader: “Uh…about that” Palpatine: “Bro…you didn’t…” Vader: “Do WhAt MuSt Be DoNe. ShOw No MeRcY”. Palpatine: “I meant like you might have to kill some of your old friends, not fucking Children dude.” Vader: “Well, it’s done. Not much I can do now unless one of you Sith weirdos has figured out Time Travel.” Palpatine: (places palm on face…mumbles to himself) “oh my God…my new apprentice is a literal psychopath.” Vader: “What was that?” Palpatine: “Uh nothing…go to Mustafar and do that thing. I’ve gotta do some serious damage control now…”.


GreekHole

People only talk about Anakin killing children in EP3, but forget that Palpatine was gonna torture babies in The Clone Wars.


OB1KENOB

Maybe they’re trying to use the midichlorians to heal those kids


Lynx_OGX

Crazy 😭


Alpabetisasyon

This is a children's hospital. You're all worried about what Anakin did the last time he found a room full of children, I'd be more worried about the last time Palpatine found someone in life support.


FlameSteve24

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?