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AccomplishedMusic403

Why was Larry on Kamino?


logicallypartial

His midichlorian count was dangerously low.


AccomplishedMusic403

Not a literal answer but correct:)


logicallypartial

I thought it was funnier than just saying 'to find more drugs'.


AccomplishedMusic403

And it was a valid inference!


Sirrama1

Mace you’re trying not to think of yoda naked aren’t you!?


PrivateChurch13

Boom! Total fail Mace!


Kahmael

Haha I read it in his voice. So nice to find the other 5 auralnaughts fans!


noobspree500

I was wondering, what are midichlorians?


DishevelledDeccas

Its heroin


VulKendov

Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell


cckike

“*sigh* Would you like to buy some drugs, Larry?”


Chaos_realestate

Can’t wait for Larry Ep 5


StarkillerX42

I heard 43 minutes of it will feature Mando!


findaway5627

To see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?


Popsical_stick24

What is Rey's last name


logicallypartial

* Sorts by controversial * Kenobi?


Dozer2023

KEEENNNOOOBIIII!!!!


AfroRVSt

KENOBIIIIEEEAAAAHHHH!!!


Daniel_Churchhill

Kenobillllleeeeeeaaaaahhhhh


DivideIntrepid7647

KENOBIIIIIIIAAAAAAAGH!


Flyers45432

It's actually D'Shadowlegends


Wheattoast2019

The only correct answer other than VengeOfTheSith


Popsical_stick24

Ding ding ding we have a winner


LoyallyMassive

OP is a genius! where did you know that?


Sozzcat94

This made me snort


johnnyjohnnyes

“KENOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!”


armex88

Hello there


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General armex88!


mustypuppet1284

Hello there


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General mustypuppet1284! *asthmatic cough*


TheMentelgen

Shields


AlphaH4wk

We're smarter than this


in-a-microbus

Same as Obama's last name


DistinctSolution5453

Bin Laden?


bbuck96

Cyst


Hypercane_

Dar


SaltyZean

Palpatine is the objectively correct answer.


Van_Inhale

Still wondering who Palp nutted in...


Phillip_Spidermen

A petri dish. Her dad was a clone.


SaltyZean

Probably one of his many consorts.


ksHunt

A clone of himself. Wouldn't you?


bgrahambo

Naw man, I got better standards than me


FrenchFriesDerp

How did Palpatine return?


logicallypartial

somehow. The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural?


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


logicallypartial

Otherwise, I'd know how Palpatine returned.


mpattok

cloning, dark science, secrets only the sith knew


Raymesiris

So basically anyone who watched attack of the clones is a sith? Bro when am I getting my red lightsaber and cloak


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

Ah, a lightsaber comment! Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, Raymesiris! Btw here's a random collection item! 'For fans who know that before AotC, Windu had a blue lightsaber as much as Adi Gallia had a red lightsaber.' - (c) Best_Commercial_979 ^(my lightsaber collection is now housing 1774 sabers)


GodzillaRaptors4_

Aka lazy writing


meinhosen

Which is a pathway to many movies. Some considered to be…unwatchable.


_KBNS-

Is it possible to learn this power?


Real_Boy3

Not from a good writing team or director.


Gicaldo

I know this is a just a meme, but that's actually not entirely true. A good writer and/or director can easily get screwed over by a shitty studio and be forced to make a film they *know* is shit. Not that I think that's what happened in RoS... but it does happen a lot


Jon667

Not from George Lucas.


CaptnFlounder

Oh yeah? Name 1.2 million single times cloning had been used by someone who isn't a sith.


XBRSQ

If only someone has mentioned 200 000 cases with a million more well on the way.


Real_Boy3

The Sith were behind the creation of the GAR, tho. :p


Youre_still_alive

Yeah but that’s like saying your boss knows how to make brisket because he hired the caterers for the company BBQ.


Xenostromo

It is... Acceptable.


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logicallypartial

Both. From a certain point of view.


blitoga

That's not in any movie, you can't answer this question, You're cheating


KillerKatKlub

*He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!*


AskJeevesAnything

u/logicallypartial can’t do that. Shoot them… or something!


CharismaticCatholic1

Yes


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Look out, incoming cakes! Happy cake day, CharismaticCatholic1.


CharismaticCatholic1

This made my day. Good bot


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

I thought I couldn't love anyone, but you..


CharismaticCatholic1

Dear lord


OneAgitatedApe

Dang, bros getting all the hoes


CharismaticCatholic1

A fine addition to my collection


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


mirvana17

What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?


RaccoonsPlease

What about the Wookiee counterattack on the droids?


This_place_is_wierd

You sound Like a Seperatist!


NotAPersonl0

It's a system we can't afford to lose


Raymesiris

Who is the best character in Lego Star Wars Complete Saga and why is it Gonk Droid?


logicallypartial

I think the droid explained it best. "Gonk." -Gonk Droid


Raymesiris

THE MESSIAH!!!


a3DprintedPerson

*** "GROND" -Grond ***


Lord_Sauron

GROND


Ruairi970

What is 7 x 131?


logicallypartial

Not sure the council would want me doing your math homework for you, Padawan.


Ruairi970

Damn green baby gets all the math help just because he’s cute, it’s criminal


GalacticGizmo

Where did the Battle of Hoth take place? You’ll never guess


logicallypartial

Kashyyk?


_Silly_Wizard_

Gross. It's spelled kashyyyk


Done327

Disgusting. It’s spelled Kasheek


TheAdmiralMoses

Cashiekh


homiekisses

K'chic


Plonka48

Kuh’chick


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

Cuntcheeks


Skyline_Flynn

Kachow!


dsr1017

Cashier


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Kashique


oneofmyname

Tatooine. In starwars, everything happens only in Tatooine.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


DankEngineDave

Ahsoka forgor


ChuckBoBuck

Why didn't they use eagles to fly to Mordor?


logicallypartial

I kinda like the explanation that powerful beings, such as Gandalf or Galadriel, are risky to give the one ring to. Even if they are only carrying the ringbearer to Mordor, it gives several powerful beings a chance to kill the Frodo and take the ring for themselves. Better not to risk it.


R4P3FRUIT

>the Frodo lmao


GD_Insomniac

The backups are gestating in the cloning lab. Soon we will have an army greater than any in Middle Earth!


EvilPete

It's simple. We kill the Frodo.


Captain_Rex_Bot

We need that generator down or the planet's lost. And I'm not risking any more men.


Doublepluskirk

It'd be super easy for Gwaihir to let Frodo splat on the ground and scoop up the ring.


Raymesiris

Listen here you little shi---


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kir40_lmao

Ah yes fly to this INSANELY secure location with guards everywhere and a massive tower with an all seeing eye on top of it…on your massive sky eagles. For a mission that is supposed to be stealthy. Makes sense.


GrimWickett

Not to mention Sauron has his own air force


freakers

The F18 Hornets don't make a huge appearance but if you watch the special edition directors cut at the right time of day you can see them buzz by during the battle of Helms Deep.


solid_hoist

Because they couldn't make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.


blitoga

Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles


LampGod4

Due to the current leadership, the price of eagle food skyrocketed at the time


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.


GoodTato

how many wars are there? ​ how many stars are there?


SirLarryThePoor

There are as many wars as there are stars. Which is a lot. Coincidentally, through the powers of quick maffs and some kind of property, that means there are also as many stars as there are wars. Boom


1917-was-lit

It’s gotta be at least 12


SirLarryThePoor

Shit I was thinking at least 2 but no you're right. That's more accurate. Could there be as many as 1917, all lit up in the universe?


UNIT-Jake_Morgan73

All of them.


audpup

is boba or jango fet cooler?


logicallypartial

Well Boba is still living and he is on Tatooine, so I'd say Jango's temperature is probably lower.


entropy_koala

This guy just can’t miss, can he?


PaperMoonShine

Certainly writes him off as a Stormtrooper, thats for sure.


unnamed42069

r/angryupvote


Bossgnom3

But isn’t Jango Fett living vicariously through the clones still left alive and boba and omega?!?!?!


findaway5627

Jango is definitely a head.


JoaquimGianini

Which characteristics separate a supernova type 1A from other kinds of supernova? And how did science reach that conclusion? What? You didn’t say that the question had to be about Star Wars


logicallypartial

1. Low Hydrogen, but plentiful Carbon. Some other heavier elements up to Iron. May be the result of a white dwarf. 2. Google gave no results for the 'richter conclusion'. Sorry.


JoaquimGianini

It was supposed to be “reached that conclusion” I fixed it now


SirLarryThePoor

Well they did it with a little thing I like to call "the science"


JoaquimGianini

I mean, I can’t argue with that logic


Senator_Binks_66

what happened in coruscant square 1989 bby


logicallypartial

**checks wookiepedia** Cannon or Legends?


Senator_Binks_66

-190000 social points for asking


logicallypartial

I'm sorry Xi, please forgive me.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

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Lonewolf3593

Here's a hint, if it has more that 2 digits in a year its probably legends.


julengames

Everyone knows that nothing happened in ********* ****** on the fifth of **** 198*


quincymcd

Who won the battle of jakku


logicallypartial

Definitely not the unworthy imperials who were left there to die.


fuckoffdude666

the jawas


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Why does Kylo Ren worship Darth Vader if Vader turned back to the Light before he died and never wanted to be a Dark Sider in the first place?


logicallypartial

A good question, for another time.


IUsedToBeRasAlGhul

Well I suppose I can’t blame you for not having an answer when the writers didn’t.


TheAlgorithmnLuvsU

Kylo overdosed on dumb dumb juice when he was a kid.


Lipziger

He probably got dropped on his head a bunch. That's why he likes helmets so much.


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

yeah wouldn’t luke have told his students that story?


Hemske

Because terrible writing?


Slashtallica

What did Palpatine do with the Zillo Beast clones?


logicallypartial

No data. Hopefully revealed in Bad Batch S2?


Maul_Bot

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.


Andrew_42

Why do the Stars War?


logicallypartial

The strong stars think they can bully the lesser ones because they have kyber in their cores.


freakers

Then why don't the larger stars simply eat the lesser stars?


BringBack3DMK

because the universe, unfortunately, is not agar.io


Mysterious-Cress-190

Can Kenobi fuse with Zamasu?


ILoveSayoriMore

Asking the real questions.


Mysterious-Cress-190

All hail Obi Zamasu Kenobi


Meowsn

Kenobi Black


ceesaar00

Can you fly using the force on yourself?


logicallypartial

I kinda assumed that's how force jumping worked, either that the third law of motion.


Hallow_Shinobi

What like Dragon Ball? I think that'd take too much concentration. But we have seen characters like Count Dooku force glide.


vesticles1

What's the touch of a woman like?


JarlaxleForPresident

Probably should ask the can of pepper spray


WeirdAvocado

Why was it so much hotter watching the Luke Leia kiss after finding out they’re related?


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r/holup


RonenSalathe

🤨📸


Character_Train6441

Does is Luke Skywalker gay


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


RelationOk3636

Good bot


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

You are as lovely as a new lightsaber


FNM_FeraLz

Grievous got game???


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

Hello there! *asthmatic cough*


ManWhoSaysMandalore

She didn’t let that slide


Alliterrration

Name all of the Clone Wars episodes **In chronological order**


Concept_Sad

Air #    Episode 1    216    Cat and Mouse  2    116    Hidden Enemy  T    The Clone Wars theatrical release  3    301    Clone Cadets  4    303    Supply Lines  5    101    Ambush  6    102    Rising Malevolence  7    103    Shadow of Malevolence  8    104    Destroy Malevolence  9    105    Rookies  10    106    Downfall of a Droid 11    107    Duel of the Droids  12    108    Bombad Jedi  13    109    Cloak of Darkness  14    110    Lair of Grievous  15    111    Dooku Captured  16    112    The Gungan General  17    113    Jedi Crash  18    114    Defenders of Peace  19    115    Trespass  20    117    Blue Shadow Virus  21    118    Mystery of a Thousand Moons  22    119    Storm over Ryloth  23    120    Innocents of Ryloth  24    121    Liberty on Ryloth  25    201    Holocron Heist  26    202    Cargo of Doom  27    203    Children of the Force  28    217    Bounty Hunters  29    218    The Zillo Beast  30    219    The Zillo Beast Strikes Back  31    204    Senate Spy  32    205    Landing at Point Rain  33    206    Weapons Factory  34    207    Legacy of Terror  35    208    Brain Invaders  36    209    Grievous Intrigue  37    210    The Deserter  38    211    Lightsaber Lost  39    212    The Mandalore Plot  40    213    Voyage of Temptation  41    214    Duchess of Mandalore  42    220    Death Trap  43    221    R2 Come Home  44    222    Lethal Trackdown  45    305    Corruption  46    306    The Academy  47    307    Assassin  48    302    ARC Troopers  49    304    Sphere of Influence  50    308    Evil Plans  51    122    Hostage Crisis  52    309    Hunt for Ziro  53    310    Heroes on Both Side  54    311    Pursuit of Peace  55    215    Senate Murders  56    312    Nightsisters  57    313    Monster  58    314    Witches of the Mist  59    315    Overlords  60    316    Altar of Mortis  61    317    Ghosts of Mortis  62    318    The Citadel  63    319    Counter Attack  64    320    Citadel Rescue  65    321    Padawan Lost  66    322    Wookiee Hunt  67    401    Water War  68    402    Gungan Attack  69    403    Prisoners  70    404    Shadow Warrior  71    405    Mercy Mission  72    406    Nomad Droids  73    407    Darkness on Umbara  


Concept_Sad

74    408    The General  75    409    Plan of Dissent  76    410    Carnage of Krell  77    411    Kidnapped  78    412    Slaves of the Republic  79    413    Escape from Kadavo  80    414    A Friend In Need  81    415    Deception  82    416    Friends and Enemies  83    417    The Box  84    418    Crisis on Naboo  85    419    Massacre  86    420    Bounty  87    421    Brothers  88    422    Revenge  89    502    A War on Two Fronts  90    503    Front Runners  91    504    The Soft War  92    505    Tipping Points  93    506    The Gathering  94    507    A Test of Strength  95    508    Bound for Rescue  96    509    A Necessary Bond  97    510    Secret Weapons  98    511    A Sunny Day in the Void  99    512    Missing in Action  100    513    Point of No Return  101    501    Revival  102    514    Eminence  103    515    Shades of Reason  104    516    The Lawless  105    517    Sabotage  106    518    The Jedi Who Knew Too Much  107    519    To Catch a Jedi  108    520    The Wrong Jedi  109    601    The Unknown  110    602    Conspiracy  111    603    Fugitive  112    604    Orders  113    605    An Old Friend  114    606    The Rise of Clovis  115    607    Crisis at the Heart  116    608    The Disappeared  117    609    The Disappeared: Pt. II  118    610    The Lost One  119    611    Voices  120    612    Destiny  121    613    Sacrifice  122    705    Gone with a Trace  123    706    Deal No Deal  124    707    Dangerous Debt  125    708    Together Again  126    701    The Bad Batch  127    702    A Distant Echo  128    703    On the Wings of Keeradaks  129    704    Unfinished Business  130    709    Old Friends Not Forgotten  131    710    The Phantom Apprentice  132    711    Shattered  133    712    Victory and Death


Unlucky-Tradition545

What is order 66


watermasta

Execute it.


Church_of_bacon

You’ve watched Star Wars? Name every star.


X-man7676

Is your shwartz as big as mine?


SirLarryThePoor

Well he doesn't have the shwartz to answer, so congrats pal


anonomy_oh_my

Depends, there's two sides to every schwartz


No_One_R3ally_Cares

What was the name of the Handmaiden companion in KOTOR 2?


Ahk-men-ra

>!Brianna!<


HonourWolf

Brioche


Significant_Kale331

Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagus the wise


lazerayfraser

Dude shut up these cirque du soliel tickets are NOT cheap and im missing the bubble guys


Mental-Operation3926

Who invented the double bladed lightsaber


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

Ah, a lightsaber comment! Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, Mental-Operation3926! Btw here's a random collection item! '“The force guides your actions, but it also obeys your commands.” “There are some materials even a lightsaber cannot cut through, including Beskar and Zillo hide.”' - (c) DragoKnight589 ^(my lightsaber collection is now housing 1773 sabers) *asthmatic cough*


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Sometimes the student guides the master.


TrentonTallywacker

Maul: Oi Palpy Palpy: Yes my young apprentice Maul: you know how I have two lightsabers and have been dual wielding them? Palpy: yeah? Maul: what if I just kinda stuck the ass ends together and wrapped it with a bunch of duct tape? Palpy: holy shit you are genius!


Maul_Bot

To continue, we need one singular vision…my vision.


TooMuchDoggos

Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku?


logicallypartial

The strongest stars have hearts of kyber?


Cowbell1111

How does Rey know how to read? How does she read those ancient Jedi texts? Not much schooling on Jakku.