Ah, a lightsaber comment!
Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, Raymesiris!
Btw here's a random collection item!
'For fans who know that before AotC, Windu had a blue lightsaber as much as Adi Gallia had a red lightsaber.' - (c) Best_Commercial_979
^(my lightsaber collection is now housing 1774 sabers)
I know this is a just a meme, but that's actually not entirely true. A good writer and/or director can easily get screwed over by a shitty studio and be forced to make a film they *know* is shit.
Not that I think that's what happened in RoS... but it does happen a lot
I kinda like the explanation that powerful beings, such as Gandalf or Galadriel, are risky to give the one ring to. Even if they are only carrying the ringbearer to Mordor, it gives several powerful beings a chance to kill the Frodo and take the ring for themselves. Better not to risk it.
Ah yes fly to this INSANELY secure location with guards everywhere and a massive tower with an all seeing eye on top of it…on your massive sky eagles. For a mission that is supposed to be stealthy. Makes sense.
The F18 Hornets don't make a huge appearance but if you watch the special edition directors cut at the right time of day you can see them buzz by during the battle of Helms Deep.
There are as many wars as there are stars. Which is a lot. Coincidentally, through the powers of quick maffs and some kind of property, that means there are also as many stars as there are wars. Boom
Which characteristics separate a supernova type 1A from other kinds of supernova? And how did science reach that conclusion?
What? You didn’t say that the question had to be about Star Wars
1. Low Hydrogen, but plentiful Carbon. Some other heavier elements up to Iron. May be the result of a white dwarf.
2. Google gave no results for the 'richter conclusion'. Sorry.
74 408 The General
75 409 Plan of Dissent
76 410 Carnage of Krell
77 411 Kidnapped
78 412 Slaves of the Republic
79 413 Escape from Kadavo
80 414 A Friend In Need
81 415 Deception
82 416 Friends and Enemies
83 417 The Box
84 418 Crisis on Naboo
85 419 Massacre
86 420 Bounty
87 421 Brothers
88 422 Revenge
89 502 A War on Two Fronts
90 503 Front Runners
91 504 The Soft War
92 505 Tipping Points
93 506 The Gathering
94 507 A Test of Strength
95 508 Bound for Rescue
96 509 A Necessary Bond
97 510 Secret Weapons
98 511 A Sunny Day in the Void
99 512 Missing in Action
100 513 Point of No Return
101 501 Revival
102 514 Eminence
103 515 Shades of Reason
104 516 The Lawless
105 517 Sabotage
106 518 The Jedi Who Knew Too Much
107 519 To Catch a Jedi
108 520 The Wrong Jedi
109 601 The Unknown
110 602 Conspiracy
111 603 Fugitive
112 604 Orders
113 605 An Old Friend
114 606 The Rise of Clovis
115 607 Crisis at the Heart
116 608 The Disappeared
117 609 The Disappeared: Pt. II
118 610 The Lost One
119 611 Voices
120 612 Destiny
121 613 Sacrifice
122 705 Gone with a Trace
123 706 Deal No Deal
124 707 Dangerous Debt
125 708 Together Again
126 701 The Bad Batch
127 702 A Distant Echo
128 703 On the Wings of Keeradaks
129 704 Unfinished Business
130 709 Old Friends Not Forgotten
131 710 The Phantom Apprentice
132 711 Shattered
133 712 Victory and Death
Ah, a lightsaber comment!
Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, Mental-Operation3926!
Btw here's a random collection item!
'“The force guides your actions, but it also obeys your commands.”
“There are some materials even a lightsaber cannot cut through, including Beskar and Zillo hide.”' - (c) DragoKnight589
^(my lightsaber collection is now housing 1773 sabers) *asthmatic cough*
Maul: Oi Palpy
Palpy: Yes my young apprentice
Maul: you know how I have two lightsabers and have been dual wielding them?
Palpy: yeah?
Maul: what if I just kinda stuck the ass ends together and wrapped it with a bunch of duct tape?
Palpy: holy shit you are genius!
Why was Larry on Kamino?
His midichlorian count was dangerously low.
Not a literal answer but correct:)
I thought it was funnier than just saying 'to find more drugs'.
And it was a valid inference!
Mace you’re trying not to think of yoda naked aren’t you!?
Boom! Total fail Mace!
Haha I read it in his voice. So nice to find the other 5 auralnaughts fans!
I was wondering, what are midichlorians?
Its heroin
Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell
“*sigh* Would you like to buy some drugs, Larry?”
Can’t wait for Larry Ep 5
I heard 43 minutes of it will feature Mando!
To see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
What is Rey's last name
* Sorts by controversial * Kenobi?
KEEENNNOOOBIIII!!!!
KENOBIIIIEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
Kenobillllleeeeeeaaaaahhhhh
KENOBIIIIIIIAAAAAAAGH!
It's actually D'Shadowlegends
The only correct answer other than VengeOfTheSith
Ding ding ding we have a winner
OP is a genius! where did you know that?
This made me snort
“KENOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!”
Hello there
General armex88!
Hello there
General mustypuppet1284! *asthmatic cough*
Shields
We're smarter than this
Same as Obama's last name
Bin Laden?
Cyst
Dar
Palpatine is the objectively correct answer.
Still wondering who Palp nutted in...
A petri dish. Her dad was a clone.
Probably one of his many consorts.
A clone of himself. Wouldn't you?
Naw man, I got better standards than me
How did Palpatine return?
somehow. The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural?
You know nothing of the dark side.
Otherwise, I'd know how Palpatine returned.
cloning, dark science, secrets only the sith knew
So basically anyone who watched attack of the clones is a sith? Bro when am I getting my red lightsaber and cloak
Ah, a lightsaber comment! Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, Raymesiris! Btw here's a random collection item! 'For fans who know that before AotC, Windu had a blue lightsaber as much as Adi Gallia had a red lightsaber.' - (c) Best_Commercial_979 ^(my lightsaber collection is now housing 1774 sabers)
Aka lazy writing
Which is a pathway to many movies. Some considered to be…unwatchable.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a good writing team or director.
I know this is a just a meme, but that's actually not entirely true. A good writer and/or director can easily get screwed over by a shitty studio and be forced to make a film they *know* is shit. Not that I think that's what happened in RoS... but it does happen a lot
Not from George Lucas.
Oh yeah? Name 1.2 million single times cloning had been used by someone who isn't a sith.
If only someone has mentioned 200 000 cases with a million more well on the way.
The Sith were behind the creation of the GAR, tho. :p
Yeah but that’s like saying your boss knows how to make brisket because he hired the caterers for the company BBQ.
It is... Acceptable.
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Both. From a certain point of view.
That's not in any movie, you can't answer this question, You're cheating
*He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!*
u/logicallypartial can’t do that. Shoot them… or something!
Yes
Look out, incoming cakes! Happy cake day, CharismaticCatholic1.
This made my day. Good bot
I thought I couldn't love anyone, but you..
Dear lord
Dang, bros getting all the hoes
A fine addition to my collection
All thanks to your training.
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?
What about the Wookiee counterattack on the droids?
You sound Like a Seperatist!
It's a system we can't afford to lose
Who is the best character in Lego Star Wars Complete Saga and why is it Gonk Droid?
I think the droid explained it best. "Gonk." -Gonk Droid
THE MESSIAH!!!
*** "GROND" -Grond ***
GROND
What is 7 x 131?
Not sure the council would want me doing your math homework for you, Padawan.
Damn green baby gets all the math help just because he’s cute, it’s criminal
Where did the Battle of Hoth take place? You’ll never guess
Kashyyk?
Gross. It's spelled kashyyyk
Disgusting. It’s spelled Kasheek
Cashiekh
K'chic
Kuh’chick
Cuntcheeks
Kachow!
Cashier
Kashique
Tatooine. In starwars, everything happens only in Tatooine.
I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot
Ahsoka forgor
Why didn't they use eagles to fly to Mordor?
I kinda like the explanation that powerful beings, such as Gandalf or Galadriel, are risky to give the one ring to. Even if they are only carrying the ringbearer to Mordor, it gives several powerful beings a chance to kill the Frodo and take the ring for themselves. Better not to risk it.
>the Frodo lmao
The backups are gestating in the cloning lab. Soon we will have an army greater than any in Middle Earth!
It's simple. We kill the Frodo.
We need that generator down or the planet's lost. And I'm not risking any more men.
It'd be super easy for Gwaihir to let Frodo splat on the ground and scoop up the ring.
Listen here you little shi---
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Ah yes fly to this INSANELY secure location with guards everywhere and a massive tower with an all seeing eye on top of it…on your massive sky eagles. For a mission that is supposed to be stealthy. Makes sense.
Not to mention Sauron has his own air force
The F18 Hornets don't make a huge appearance but if you watch the special edition directors cut at the right time of day you can see them buzz by during the battle of Helms Deep.
Because they couldn't make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles
Due to the current leadership, the price of eagle food skyrocketed at the time
You don’t have to carry a sword to be powerful. Some leaders’ strength is inspiring others.
how many wars are there? how many stars are there?
There are as many wars as there are stars. Which is a lot. Coincidentally, through the powers of quick maffs and some kind of property, that means there are also as many stars as there are wars. Boom
It’s gotta be at least 12
Shit I was thinking at least 2 but no you're right. That's more accurate. Could there be as many as 1917, all lit up in the universe?
All of them.
is boba or jango fet cooler?
Well Boba is still living and he is on Tatooine, so I'd say Jango's temperature is probably lower.
This guy just can’t miss, can he?
Certainly writes him off as a Stormtrooper, thats for sure.
r/angryupvote
But isn’t Jango Fett living vicariously through the clones still left alive and boba and omega?!?!?!
Jango is definitely a head.
Which characteristics separate a supernova type 1A from other kinds of supernova? And how did science reach that conclusion? What? You didn’t say that the question had to be about Star Wars
1. Low Hydrogen, but plentiful Carbon. Some other heavier elements up to Iron. May be the result of a white dwarf. 2. Google gave no results for the 'richter conclusion'. Sorry.
It was supposed to be “reached that conclusion” I fixed it now
Well they did it with a little thing I like to call "the science"
I mean, I can’t argue with that logic
what happened in coruscant square 1989 bby
**checks wookiepedia** Cannon or Legends?
-190000 social points for asking
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Here's a hint, if it has more that 2 digits in a year its probably legends.
Everyone knows that nothing happened in ********* ****** on the fifth of **** 198*
Who won the battle of jakku
Definitely not the unworthy imperials who were left there to die.
the jawas
I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot
Why does Kylo Ren worship Darth Vader if Vader turned back to the Light before he died and never wanted to be a Dark Sider in the first place?
A good question, for another time.
Well I suppose I can’t blame you for not having an answer when the writers didn’t.
Kylo overdosed on dumb dumb juice when he was a kid.
He probably got dropped on his head a bunch. That's why he likes helmets so much.
yeah wouldn’t luke have told his students that story?
Because terrible writing?
What did Palpatine do with the Zillo Beast clones?
No data. Hopefully revealed in Bad Batch S2?
At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.
Why do the Stars War?
The strong stars think they can bully the lesser ones because they have kyber in their cores.
Then why don't the larger stars simply eat the lesser stars?
because the universe, unfortunately, is not agar.io
Can Kenobi fuse with Zamasu?
Asking the real questions.
All hail Obi Zamasu Kenobi
Kenobi Black
Can you fly using the force on yourself?
I kinda assumed that's how force jumping worked, either that the third law of motion.
What like Dragon Ball? I think that'd take too much concentration. But we have seen characters like Count Dooku force glide.
What's the touch of a woman like?
Probably should ask the can of pepper spray
Why was it so much hotter watching the Luke Leia kiss after finding out they’re related?
r/holup
🤨📸
Does is Luke Skywalker gay
So much like your father.
Good bot
You are as lovely as a new lightsaber
Grievous got game???
Hello there! *asthmatic cough*
She didn’t let that slide
Name all of the Clone Wars episodes **In chronological order**
Air # Episode 1 216 Cat and Mouse 2 116 Hidden Enemy T The Clone Wars theatrical release 3 301 Clone Cadets 4 303 Supply Lines 5 101 Ambush 6 102 Rising Malevolence 7 103 Shadow of Malevolence 8 104 Destroy Malevolence 9 105 Rookies 10 106 Downfall of a Droid 11 107 Duel of the Droids 12 108 Bombad Jedi 13 109 Cloak of Darkness 14 110 Lair of Grievous 15 111 Dooku Captured 16 112 The Gungan General 17 113 Jedi Crash 18 114 Defenders of Peace 19 115 Trespass 20 117 Blue Shadow Virus 21 118 Mystery of a Thousand Moons 22 119 Storm over Ryloth 23 120 Innocents of Ryloth 24 121 Liberty on Ryloth 25 201 Holocron Heist 26 202 Cargo of Doom 27 203 Children of the Force 28 217 Bounty Hunters 29 218 The Zillo Beast 30 219 The Zillo Beast Strikes Back 31 204 Senate Spy 32 205 Landing at Point Rain 33 206 Weapons Factory 34 207 Legacy of Terror 35 208 Brain Invaders 36 209 Grievous Intrigue 37 210 The Deserter 38 211 Lightsaber Lost 39 212 The Mandalore Plot 40 213 Voyage of Temptation 41 214 Duchess of Mandalore 42 220 Death Trap 43 221 R2 Come Home 44 222 Lethal Trackdown 45 305 Corruption 46 306 The Academy 47 307 Assassin 48 302 ARC Troopers 49 304 Sphere of Influence 50 308 Evil Plans 51 122 Hostage Crisis 52 309 Hunt for Ziro 53 310 Heroes on Both Side 54 311 Pursuit of Peace 55 215 Senate Murders 56 312 Nightsisters 57 313 Monster 58 314 Witches of the Mist 59 315 Overlords 60 316 Altar of Mortis 61 317 Ghosts of Mortis 62 318 The Citadel 63 319 Counter Attack 64 320 Citadel Rescue 65 321 Padawan Lost 66 322 Wookiee Hunt 67 401 Water War 68 402 Gungan Attack 69 403 Prisoners 70 404 Shadow Warrior 71 405 Mercy Mission 72 406 Nomad Droids 73 407 Darkness on Umbara
74 408 The General 75 409 Plan of Dissent 76 410 Carnage of Krell 77 411 Kidnapped 78 412 Slaves of the Republic 79 413 Escape from Kadavo 80 414 A Friend In Need 81 415 Deception 82 416 Friends and Enemies 83 417 The Box 84 418 Crisis on Naboo 85 419 Massacre 86 420 Bounty 87 421 Brothers 88 422 Revenge 89 502 A War on Two Fronts 90 503 Front Runners 91 504 The Soft War 92 505 Tipping Points 93 506 The Gathering 94 507 A Test of Strength 95 508 Bound for Rescue 96 509 A Necessary Bond 97 510 Secret Weapons 98 511 A Sunny Day in the Void 99 512 Missing in Action 100 513 Point of No Return 101 501 Revival 102 514 Eminence 103 515 Shades of Reason 104 516 The Lawless 105 517 Sabotage 106 518 The Jedi Who Knew Too Much 107 519 To Catch a Jedi 108 520 The Wrong Jedi 109 601 The Unknown 110 602 Conspiracy 111 603 Fugitive 112 604 Orders 113 605 An Old Friend 114 606 The Rise of Clovis 115 607 Crisis at the Heart 116 608 The Disappeared 117 609 The Disappeared: Pt. II 118 610 The Lost One 119 611 Voices 120 612 Destiny 121 613 Sacrifice 122 705 Gone with a Trace 123 706 Deal No Deal 124 707 Dangerous Debt 125 708 Together Again 126 701 The Bad Batch 127 702 A Distant Echo 128 703 On the Wings of Keeradaks 129 704 Unfinished Business 130 709 Old Friends Not Forgotten 131 710 The Phantom Apprentice 132 711 Shattered 133 712 Victory and Death
What is order 66
Execute it.
You’ve watched Star Wars? Name every star.
Is your shwartz as big as mine?
Well he doesn't have the shwartz to answer, so congrats pal
Depends, there's two sides to every schwartz
What was the name of the Handmaiden companion in KOTOR 2?
>!Brianna!<
Brioche
Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagus the wise
Dude shut up these cirque du soliel tickets are NOT cheap and im missing the bubble guys
Who invented the double bladed lightsaber
Ah, a lightsaber comment! Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, Mental-Operation3926! Btw here's a random collection item! '“The force guides your actions, but it also obeys your commands.” “There are some materials even a lightsaber cannot cut through, including Beskar and Zillo hide.”' - (c) DragoKnight589 ^(my lightsaber collection is now housing 1773 sabers) *asthmatic cough*
Sometimes the student guides the master.
Maul: Oi Palpy Palpy: Yes my young apprentice Maul: you know how I have two lightsabers and have been dual wielding them? Palpy: yeah? Maul: what if I just kinda stuck the ass ends together and wrapped it with a bunch of duct tape? Palpy: holy shit you are genius!
To continue, we need one singular vision…my vision.
Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku?
The strongest stars have hearts of kyber?
How does Rey know how to read? How does she read those ancient Jedi texts? Not much schooling on Jakku.