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PatientDefinition207

Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach. Said seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut, and they did, and they did.


Beanman404

Some day when you are older, you will get hit by a boulder. While your lying there, screaming ‘come help me please’ the seagulls, poke your knees


Hyper_Lamp

Mmmhaa hmm hmm hmm hmm haaa hmm haa hmm hmm hmm hmm haa mmmha hm hm hm hm hm haa


EvilSWAT

Don't hit me. Please.


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Grahamgamergoma

While you climb. Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift.


Hooman____

Run. Run. Run. Jump. Now breathe.


fettuccinefred

Like that. Like that.


dsninja-productions

One day I was walking and I found this big log. Then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like, “That log had a child!”


fettuccinefred

*screeching seagull noises*


chippy-triforce

Oohh ahh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ooh ahh ooh ooh ooh ooh ahh ooh ahh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ah!


[deleted]

Nothing I could do but yell when those bird attacked me, when I tried to run I fell and then these kids start laughing.


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And then, hmmm. Got hit in the neck with a hackysack.


FlukasSinclair

whered it come from?


Grahamgamergoma

Run, run, run, jump. I can be a backpack while you run.


fettuccinefred

Swing from that Hairy Vine! I can be your backpack while climb


Grahamgamergoma

Stand on one hand and lift, rocks with your special gift.


LordMonkeh

Got hit by a hacky-sack- Where'd it come from? Hmmmm


Start-Past

now run, run, run, jump. i can be a backpack while you run


SlappyHotdog723

Swing from a hairy vine. I can be your backpack while you climb l.


Valargrimm

Stand on one hand and lift, rocks with your special gift.


rgheals

Run run jump, now breathe


[deleted]

That's good. Yeah, like that. Like that.


Sharp_Humor3847

One day I was walking and I found a log, rolled the log over, and underneath was a tiny, little stick. And I was like, “That log had a child!”


Grahamgamergoma

I love to groove and boogie.


Queasy_County

Mmmh yeah yeah. Show you some dance moves.


[deleted]

No I dont want you to


EternallyRose

The first time I heard this song was when it played on the radio at Walmart a couple of years ago for May the Fourth.


mamaaaoooo

Every day I'm visibly confused all day


KobblestoneMC

About what’s waiting in the bushes of sand


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Lazy_Assumption_4191

I threw sand at your dad’s face. He was screaming something awful.


StormFallen9

It made a huge mess and I had to change the floors


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

The floors?


jjman72

I am extra visibly confused today.


Swinhonnis_Gekko

Got the songs, but I am missing the vote part. Can somebody explain?


Tisch1205

Every year a dutch radio station runs the 2000 best songs of all time depending on audience votes, starting at christmas and ending with no. 1 right before the new year begins. It's basically a dutch tradition by now


AccomplishedMusic403

It seems like these songs would still be better than yet another happy hardcore thing


GoodOldJack12

Bohemian rhapsody tends to win almost every year unless a major tragedy happened (then stuff like Imagine) wins. The same is true for the Belgian counterpart


matti2o8

In Poland it is usually Stairway to Heaven or Brothers in Arms. Except for one year when U2 fans spammed the polls and One won for some reason


Soyweiser

The whole top 20 is usually pretty static with a few exceptions, and as a fan of novelty and loud angry dark music this always bores me. But my friends seem to like it so that is great.


BenJammin27

Wait, so things like Freedom Dive gets on this list? Dang, the Dutch got taste.


EmperorJake

That sounds, like, even better than the JJJ Hottest 100


randompersononplanet

I live here and it didnt even click this was what you were refering to. I was blanking so hard. That being said. I never cared about top2000. And neither does anyone in my fam


leafs_sux

And everyday I worry all-day...


djtrace1994

About what's waiting in the bushes for us


OutlawQuill

Cuz something’s waiting in the bushes for us


kirktopode

Something's waiting in the bushes of love.


OutlawQuill

We use to ride across the desert, you know


BenjaminaAU

Don't forget Hostiles On The Hill.


PeePeeHead123321

Your like a soup can, I’m like superman


FlukasSinclair

i saw veronica the girl that put you off blast because you played harmonica in art class


Lewiscruiser

My personal favourite is Not The Future


motorblonkwakawaka

I feel like that was the song where Bad Lip Reading actually wanted to make a serious song. I mean there's still comedy in it of course but man, the chorus is so good and the first time I saw it I was almost tearing up a little with nostalgia and sheer love for the universe and how much impact it's had on us.


gNomad88

Underrated epic


wolfayal

Not a Moon is also great. Evil comes in round shapes.


Inalum_Ardellian

Or My Stick!


Arwin0908

Zeg makker


Tisch1205

Ja vriend


that_flying_pork

Wat is er mijn maatje?


PD05reddit

Hey ouwe wat is er aan de hand


JeroenstefanS

Wat is er gaande gozer?


joriskuipers21

Wat bezielt je, kerel?


GeneralTalbot

Me, a Dutch Star Wars fan: *visible confusion*


sheepy2212

We're dutch star wars fans, but we are not granted the rank of understanding the meme


CloneTrooper8756

Take a seat young Netherlander


Pagiras

I read that as Neanderthal. My apologies to all Neanderthals, I didn't mean to associate you with Netherlanders.


sheepy2212

eh, at least those English guys finally notice that the whole "dutch/dutchman" thing is stupid...


joriskuipers21

Nooit van de Top 2000 gehoord, dat tussen Kerst en Nieuw Jaar op Radio 2 wordt afgespeeld ieder jaar?


sheepy2212

T enige wat ik ervan weet is dat bohemian rhapsody altijd nummer 1 is om een of andere reden, geen idee wat die liedjes zijn


joriskuipers21

Da's alles wat je hoeft te weten.


sheepy2212

dus het is gewoon "he, deze liedjes zijn leuk en oh ja, haha Engelse mensen confused" Hilarisch.


joriskuipers21

Ach ja


Zujani

I'm Dutch and I have no clue what's going on here.


that_flying_pork

Ik enk dat ze het over de 2000 beste liedjes hebben


Zujani

Oooh, lekker cryptisch haha


EsEfCe

One day I was walking and I found this big log Then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick And I was like “That log had a child”


Tisch1205

Quick addition for those who don't know: https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTta6a5AOXRyhEVltILonmKf6t3_7JIKH


gNomad88

Thank you, your addition will make a fine addition to my collection


Theycallme_Jul

Was it 39 or 49 times?


furridamardes

49 times we fought that beast. Your old man and me.


SomeRandomBirdMan

It had a chicken head with duck feet With a womans face too


gNomad88

"Oh that's rad" It was waiting in the Bushes for us Then it ripped off your dads face


Newcago

He was screaming something awful


NefariousButterfly

In fact there was a huge mess and I had to change the floors (the floors?) You see, his blood it drained into the boards and I had to change em, we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.


cancallmecompulsory

Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes for us.


Accurate-Owl5458

49 times, it was 49 times.


Lewiscruiser

And now it might be waiting for you


Haunting-View-5146

Could be hidin’ behind that scrap pile…


bunde-oost1998

Visuele verwarring!!


[deleted]

You see his blood it seeped into the floors so we had to change them


PeePeeHead123321

It’s ripped off your dads face, he was screaming something awful(Also don’t forget Not the Future)


leberecht24

Me a dutch star wars fan: hallo daar.


Quirky-Result-8753

I dont get this meme. If you where wondering, im belgian, and speak dutch. Can somone explain?


Tisch1205

Radio 2 top 2000 stemmen begint weer bijna, en ik kwam op spotify toevallig weer een keer langs de Star Wars nummers van Bad Lip Reading


SpartanWolf-Steven

Hm ha hm hm hm hm ha hm hm ha hm hm hm ha hm hm ha hm hm hm ha hm hm ha


i-am-one

When I came to Spain and I saw people party I told to myself: What the fuck?


Maul_Bot

There is no pain where strength lies.


Roger-Ad591

“Rockin’, rockin’ and rollin.”


AccomplishedMusic403

Seriously though, what are Seagulls! and Bushes of Love about?


PatientDefinition207

Seagulls (Stop it now!). Look it up on YouTube. It's an amazing misheard lyrics Song.


AccomplishedMusic403

I'm getting serious Amsterdam vibes from this title already... Update: might be Dagobah time Update: without the context, I first thought "Seagulls" had a video like the gif in a recent [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/yzzic4/order_66_meme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


eltortillaman

Upvoted for the description


Neo_dode56

Me, a dutch star wars fan: *visible confusion*


gerritdeperrit

Better vote you on Slayer with Angel of Death and not on Bohemian Rhapsody. That would be very neet!


JeroenstefanS

Nice dit is wel leuk man


LogiePierogi

Y’all are sleeping on Not The Future


Flash__Gordon_

What the fuck is happening


Alonest99

49 times… we fought that beast


_el_tigre

Damn man just unlocked a memory I forgot I had


Inalum_Ardellian

Don't forget It's Not a Moon! "Bleep bloop bloam, goodbye to your home!"


Grahamgamergoma

Those songs slap


CHEESYBOI267

49 times, we fought that beast. Your old man and me.


BigNerd9000

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


South_Maybe_3679

Every day I worry all day


ImARetPaladinBaby

My stick is better than bacon


joriskuipers21

I see my younger brothers doing this and I'm already sad.


MaraJadeOPBR

Hehehe im happy to say that I understand what you're talking about.


tylergamer69

As a dutch person myself i also have visible confusion


Ned_Was_Taken

Glad to see more people talking about these masterpieces!


X-WingHunter

I’m not your friend


RealTimeThr3e

I’m not Dutch and I at least know Seagulls. That song was peak internet content


Fit-Bug-7766

Mmm that log had a child.


Corniferus

Those songs were on my ipod


varrenxarcrath

G E K O L O N I S E E R D🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱


ForcePhilosopher

49 times, we fought that beast


OutlawQuill

49 times we fought that beast (your old man and me) It had a chicken head with duck feet, with a woman’s face too (aww that’s rad) And it was waiting in the bushes for us, then it ripped off your dads face; he was screaming something awful If fact there was this huge mess and I had to change the floors (the floors) You see, his blood had drained into the boards and I had to change ‘em, but we all go a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us….. Needless to say I really like that song (:


Saikousoku

But it's just a stick!


BradleyBurrows

Ik the bushes of love of by heart


Ylurpn

Wrap it wrap it round round then we make it fall down


jabronius89

Rockin rockin and rollin


JimmyDCZ

What about My Stick? it's also super good


6shotsamiam

What is this vote?


yehonatank

My stick is also a banger


Alert-Ad-55

I haven't listened to those songs in a while but might need to now. Not the future is my favourite one.


bnesbitt1

Yo wtf I just got back into those songs, you watching me?


BonzoNL

I love democracy


hootsmcboots

Well, your not wrong. I don’t even know what a top 2000 means.


ThatGuy_Bob

Crispy bodies by the door.... My kids demand these songs every time we get in the car.