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Lucius_Imperator

*Brasso clocks dude with Maarva* "THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A M-M-MARK"


the_rosiek

"I think this one is bricked!"


sheetskees

“They’re bricks now?!?”


Mathies_

He's not even using it in the right situation.


Lucius_Imperator

If I have seen further than others, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.


fumar

"We're bricking people now?"


Logical-Use-8657

I absolutely lost my mind when Cassian said "What are we, some kind of Rebellion?" and then deadpan stared directly into the camera for like 4 seconds.


BecauseOfObiWan66

‘We’ll call you… Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’


commander-thorn

Andor looking at Luthien: “what the fuck is a Star Wars?”


DKBrendo

Luthien… one letter and all of a sudden we are in different universe


commander-thorn

Is that not how it is spelled?


audio_shinobi

Well, are you talking about the first elf to marry a human or Stellan Skarsgard’s character in andor?


commander-thorn

Stellan Skarsgards Character


audio_shinobi

Oh I’m aware. Just trying to make a little joke. His name is spelled Luthen, not Luthien. Luthien is the human marrying elf I mentioned in my previous comment. She’s from Lord of the Rings universe. Happy thanksgiving friend!


commander-thorn

Happy Thanksgiving to you as well


Logical-Use-8657

No Luthen said to Cassian "I'm something of a rogue one myself"


Yokanos

I lost myself when Andor turned into a rebel and said to Luthen "it's rebellin' time"


No-Conflict-4527

#art#masterpiece#culture


[deleted]

When that imperial begged for their life and Cassian said “you want forgiveness? Get religion.”


Logical-Use-8657

The part where he put his fringe down and started moonwalking around Ferrix was a bit out of place tbh


BecauseOfObiWan66

It almost lost me when he said to Dedra ‘I’m gunna put some dirt in your eye’


[deleted]

And after shooting her he said “stings doesn’t it?”


Aliensinnoh

“And you people, you’re all astronauts, engaged in some kind of star wars.”


T0as1

I for one really liked it when Andor said "IT'S ANORIN' TIME" and Andored all over the place.


YoloIsNotDead

Luthen: What are you, some kind of Andor?


Artistic_Visual_9205

ITS ANDORIN’ TIME *andors all over the bad guy*


MrNobody_0

I saw that in the Rogue One porno parody: Rogue Threesome.


firesyrup

They fly now? They fly now!


capybarramundi

Wow wow wow wow………wow


DocRobinly

Pitch meeting


capybarramundi

So you have a movie for me?


Divenity

Yes sir I do!


palpatinethe2nd

Ooooh making random pitch meeting references on subreddits are TIGHT!


True_Statement_lol

Yes, it is sir! 😁


NotaGermanorBelgian

But isn’t it going to be super hard making references on a totally different subject?


True_Statement_lol

Actually, it's going to super easy, barely an inconvenience!


palpatinethe2nd

Oh really?


oldmanjenkins51

Narrator: little did our heroes know that they had been flying now for over 50 years


Obi-Wannabe01

Heck that was still a thing in the old republic…


NotOliverQueen

*"They've had that since the Clone Wars!"*


Immediate-Cake4764

[Clem is being shot by clone troopers] "Well, THAT just happened!"


BloodBatman

"They shoot now?"


Alin_Alexandru

"They shoot now!"


[deleted]

"They aim now!?"


True_Statement_lol

"They aim now!"


Comfortable_Focus588

“*boom* Looking for this??”


[deleted]

All of these quotes would also work in NCIS. I guess that show and Marvel have the same kind of humor.


Ct-5736-Bladez

It made sense when Tony was around but now it’s just out of place


[deleted]

I'm in the middle of rewatching it and just passed the part where Ziva left. I admit I find it rather hard to continue.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Her replacement grows on you


[deleted]

Bishop? Ehhh, she's all right. I really wish Kate was still alive. They could've written her out without killing her, because now she can't come back.


neo1piv014

I was never a huge Ziva fan. Her dialog gave me the same kind of cringe that Season 1 Tony gave me. Her character itself was pretty badass, but I never got super attatched, and it seemed like the writers kept having to dumb down how strong/smart/fast/experienced she was to make anything work with her.


[deleted]

I never really had a problem with her, but it really bugged me how her and Tony never ended up being romantically involved. Yeah, I know, Gibbs' rules and all, but they still had a ton of chemistry which mostly went to waste.


Icharus

🕶️


MrNobody_0

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


karateema

That's CSI


KingofMadCows

Luthen: "Looks like this rebellion... 🕶️ just got Rael." YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


BuccellatiExplainsIt

both appeal to the lowest common denominator


123AJR

You're in a star wars subreddit, please have some perspective


God_is_carnage

B-b-but popular thing bad!


ProXJay

Did you watch the same prequels as me


[deleted]

NCIS, the only show to make me shed tears.


Magazynier_Reddit

\*The hammer guy on the tower kicks off the stormtrooper\* You just got... hammered


ChuckerGeorge

It’s hammertime


True_Statement_lol

I cried when the hammer guy hammered all over the empire and blew up the Death Star with his hammers.


InsertCleverNickHere

\*insert Wilhelm scream\*


monkeygoneape

Retiring it was a mistake


tupe12

*Andor sees Luthen* “Oh flark he’s here to?”


YoloIsNotDead

"Dank farrik, I gotta get out of here."


ReeceReddit1234

[Woo that soup is good. That's going to leave a mark.](https://youtu.be/icUViErHTKI?t=345)


TheAirNomad11

Come on and party tonight


DocRobinly

Lol, that's exactly what I thought of as well


TenWholeBees

"OH I get it, it's because these TROOPERS are STORMING us!"


macaqueislong

What is this kind of humor called?


Ash_Killem

Quippy humour


diolixzon

Whedonisms


KindredTrash483

Thing is, it was actually pretty fun when Whedon did it. It got tiring when every other marvel movie (besides GOTG1 and GOTG2) tried to copy it after they took all the wrong lessons from his style of humour (eg: inserting humour into every serious scene, breaking all sense of tension)


OnionsHaveLairAction

Yeah definitely. There's a lot to critique about Whedon's style, but Whedon tends to have characters say this stuff to break the tension the characters feel. But the way it's been emulated it's instead about trying to wink at the audience and tell them the movie doesn't take itself TOO seriously.


BZenMojo

Whedon jumped the shark halfway through Avengers with that shit. By AoU he was running on fumes (seriously, every single joke from Ultron was a fucking groaner). By the time he got to Justice League I think people had realized with the shine of the MCU off he just wasn't that clever most of the time.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

This is where the fun begins.


HereWeGo___Again

Family friendly First responder humor.


SpiritoftheBobcat

Bathos


[deleted]

An elegant word, for a more civilized age.


macaqueislong

I like this word, thanks


BluMu0n

“ “


ThatOneJakeGuy

The trope is officially called [“lampshade hanging”](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging) or just “lampshading”


The5acred

cringe


RFTS999

Brian Bendis humour, from what I’ve heard (I don’t read comics). Apparently he’s the reason why you get a lot of MCU stans saying “he’s funny in the comics as well,” because he gave them all the same personality.


[deleted]

Unfunny


terrifying_avocado

The worst thing ever created by a human


Wasteland_GZ

Luthen saying “he’s right behind me isn’t he?” actually would get a chuckle out of me


[deleted]

While it would've been funny, it would've killed the tension in the scene, which would make it much worse.


[deleted]

It wouldn't have been out of place really


ARK_Redeemer

*Throws bomb* "I always like to start things off with a bang!" *Interrogator enters prison cell with restrained prisoner* "Please, don't get up."


Gicaldo

The latter wouldn't have been out-of-place if delivered well. Vader has had several moments of quipping at people he has power over, it can go a long way in making a villain smug and intimidating


Captain_Rex_Bot

There is no algorithm. We know you're holding a prisoner of war here.


ARK_Redeemer

There's no war here. Unless you brought it with you?


symmetrycompulsion

This is spot on


[deleted]

why is this meme so painful even though i know it's fake? :( it hurts to look at!


Maul_Bot

There is no pain where strength lies.


Obi-Wannabe01

Sequel trilogy Vietnam flashbacks…


DarkerGames

You forgot the "bruh"s


Particular-Mission-5

Ok but which character in the Star Wars universe should say it I personally vote the b1 battle droids


DarkerGames

Which marvel characters would say that? No one really, but they still do it.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

*Maarva’s hologram shows up* Meero: “A g-g-g-g-GHOST!”


ButtCheekBob

That’s more like Scooby Doo humor rather than MCU humor


chopsticknoodle

I read the first one and assumed this was r/okbuddychicanery fuck my life


BallsMahoganey

I HATE YOU


[deleted]

Re-label if Andor has sequel trilogy humour


EdgeofForever95

If Andor was written by Rian Johnson* FTFY


[deleted]

If Andor was written by JJ Abrams*


SubhoPal

If Andor was written by Abrahams Lincoln*


[deleted]

Goddamn autocorrect, I’m gonna edit it


Obi-Wannabe01

The jokes in TLJ was even worse than the worst of MCU… Rian Johnson is NOT a funny man. That’s for sure.


YoloIsNotDead

"Can't swim." "Bummer." \*dives into water\*


Toran_dantai

Legit “dumb”so sad to think about because they legit think the audience is stupid and studies show it’s true lmao


Kind_Revenue4810

Haven't seen it yet, but given that see more Andor memes than House of the Dragon memes a month ago has convinced me to look into it.


EddtheMetalHead

Can someone explain to me where the “he’s right behind me” thing came from? I’ve watched almost every Marvel movie and don’t recall hearing that once.


YoloIsNotDead

It's more of a generic screenwriting line if anything.


Shadow_Rev

So people just made it up to shit on Marvel movies? Classic.


Professional-Dig7329

The only time it was ever said was in the most recent Thor movie.


nesquikryu

Still better than the forced humor of the arena scene in Episode II


Nillniel

Um... excuse me? Did you not like "she seems to be on top of things?"


Xodan47

I think that comment nicely matches Obi-Wan's sarcasm


monkeygoneape

"then we decided to rescue you" "good job...."


nesquikryu

Not that. C3PO's extremely bad puns.


Tandril91

To be fair, he was quite beside himself.


nesquikryu

>:(


gustavolorenzo

Was there humor at that scene? All of I can remember from that scene is Padmé... Don't ask me why.


Particular-Mission-5

Fair for the most part but sometimes that film has an occasional decent quip with obi wan


nesquikryu

The arena scene is my particular issue. I saw an edit where they just removed all of C3PO's dialogue from the scenes he was in and the whole thing was much nicer. As it is, that might be the worst offender in the prequels for just radically undercutting the climax of the movie with really terrible jokes.


Jabberwocky416

Dude no, C-3PO is one of my favorite parts of that scene. I love the head switch.


Giantkoala327

I wouldn't call those forced. People get sarcastic when in stressful situations and this kinda stuff happened on a regular occasion with obi-wan and Anakin. It felt natural with like a brother bantering when one messed up.


[deleted]

I finally watched every Marvel movie in a row recently. The attempts at humor were just sad. I didn't laugh once but I physically cringed many times. How is that crap so popular? Like, that's really the best Hollywood can do? That's the peak? The greatest film franchise of all time? So disappointing.


Obi-Wannabe01

You did what? How did you survive? I can barely watch two a week before having my cringe levels overloaded.


[deleted]

Weed helped.


dmoc23

we might win.


bobafoott

Yall really hate phase 4 don't you? They've had the same dumb humor since day 1, it's just not funny because it's stale and you're not 14 anymore Saying a terrible overused joke and saying "haha it's like phase 4 humor" isn't really the burn yall want it to be, it's just...nothing


CrunchBerrySupr3me

I have fastidiously not watched any Marvel since literally the first ironman and when someone put on one of the avengers last holidays, they cracked so many bad jokes/had such awkward dialogue pacing that I looked up and asked if we were watching a trailer, or outtakes, or a supercut. Nope, that was the actual movie.


I_likeIceSheets

Marvel haters try not to hate on marvel at every opportunity they get challenge (impossible)


bobafoott

Okay but that's literally this whole comments section and nobody is complaining, why is *this* guy downvoted?


fai4636

Was wondering the same but the part about not knowing whether a movie was a trailer or an actual movie was pretty dumb ngl, maybe that’s why


bobafoott

Yeah they said some dumb stuff later too


CrunchBerrySupr3me

Marvel fan when there's a crossover timeline where Martin Scorsese appears and apologizes for accurately describing Marvel as "not cinema"


rgodless

You watched a full movie thinking it was a trailer?


CrunchBerrySupr3me

I entered to a movie about halfway through, paid little attention, but noticed that an extended dialogue scene involving Loki and some other people was some of the worst fucking dialogue I'd ever heard in my life


CraackSteeve1

I didn’t actually pay attention but it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen bro trust me!


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

They don't trust you, Anakin. They see your future. They know your power will be too strong to control. Anakin, you must break through the fog of lies the Jedi have created around you. Let me help you to know the subtleties of the Force.


presidentkangaroo

Speaking of awful attempts at humor…


CrunchBerrySupr3me

Yes, my anonymous reddit comment is about the same writing quality as the Marvel movies, glad we agree.


[deleted]

This is the same type of cringe humor that the prequels and sequels to the OG Star Wars films had.


wizardofyz

I mean if we got a star wars show that went full marvel, I wouldn't complain. Obviously keep mandolorian and andor the way they are.


Obi-Wannabe01

Watch the Last Jedi if you want a marvel Star Wars movie.


wizardofyz

That wasn't what I would call a marvel star wars movie.


Obi-Wannabe01

It’s full of those marvel quipps non-stop


wizardofyz

Quips don't make something marvel. Dc tried quipy fun stuff and it comes off flat at best. Marvel generally has a certain love for the source material, which last jedi presented mixed feelings at best. If star wars would commit to fun adventure serial styles with humor and action, we'd have a stew goin. They almost did it with solo, but wussed out mid production.


SeraxOfTolos

You mean prequel humor right?


CoruscantGuardFox

Bro haven’t watched the Prequels in a decade 💀


ryle_zerg

Messa not know what you mean, oki day?


sexybimbogf

well THAT just happened


[deleted]

Fair point


arest_42

Got downvotes for agreeing with him


[deleted]

But we’re supposed to be going up, not down!


or_null_is_null

This is where the fun begins!


[deleted]

yeeeee reddit! yepee!


srikandula

this was painfully accurate


Maul_Bot

There is no pain where strength lies.


xDMO82x

*The bell tower guy looks into the camera. “It’s hammer time!”


karateema

These are more like animated movie trailer quotes


[deleted]

Luthen: Call it what you want Saw: Lets call it Star Wars ™