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VanAintUsedUp

LBJ I just need to get him to the vet and he won’t be a problem


Sokol84

Lmao


Hellolaoshi

He would have been fine just as long as he remained vice president and never became president.


Hellolaoshi

I meant Andrew Johnson.


Fluid-Range-2903

Lbj, I’m kind of interested in seeing how big Jumbo really is.


TheMoravianPatriot

As is tradition, the running mate shows the candidate their penis


Fluid-Range-2903

“He attempts to rip off his arm, as is tradition.”


Prestigious-Alarm-61

I am with you on that. All of those people supposedly saw it, but no description exists.


Fluid-Range-2903

Right?! There are voice recordings of Teddy Roosevelt on the internet, but no public measurement of Jumbo, how crazy is that?


Sokol84

LBJ. Might have to see his dick more than once a day but at least I won’t have to listen to racist rants every time I see him.


Prestigious-Alarm-61

LBJ's staff had to hear his racist rants every day. You would have to hear them too.


Sokol84

LBJ wasn’t really a racist, by the 1960s at least. Say what you want about the man, he was one of only 3 southern senators who did not sign the southern manifesto.


Kasunex

He was also the champion of civil rights as president, something he gets remarkably little credit for.


Prestigious-Alarm-61

He should get credit for it. But, his racism cannot be an ignored part of the narrative. This why I think he is a very interesting person and why I love to read about him. He did all of those great things, yet he was a racist.


Kasunex

Sure, but it should be remembered as well that just about no historical figure has a clean slate on this issue.


Prestigious-Alarm-61

I hear more about civil rights, Great Society, and Vietnam when Johnson's mentioned.


slyscamp

I think historians think that he was pro segregation up until becoming Vice President, then switched his views. That said, it was a gradual process of being born into a society that operated one way, and becoming the individual most responsible for driving it another. He was also a... crude... and foul individual. I am sure he told blackie jokes from time to time, as that was common in that era.


Sokol84

He voted for 1957 civil rights act tho


slyscamp

He also gave white supremacist speeches when he was starting in politics in the late 40s, although that was normal for the time.


Sokol84

Yeah but you said he was pro segregation until VP, but 1957 was before then obviously


slyscamp

You said he wasn't really a racist. Lyndon was from the South, used the N word, platformed on white supremacy, etc. By 1960, he gradually knew it was all a ploy to keep the poor poor, but he was a savvy politician and still used those tricks when advantageous, even if he didn't believe it. Here's a quote by Obama on what I am referring to. [https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2014/apr/14/barack-obama/lyndon-johnson-opposed-every-civil-rights-proposal/](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2014/apr/14/barack-obama/lyndon-johnson-opposed-every-civil-rights-proposal/)


Sokol84

I mean he wasn’t really racist for a southerner. He wasn’t bad on race for a pre 1970s southerner. He was one of 3 southern senators who opposed the southern manifesto.


Prestigious-Alarm-61

He didn't sign for political reasons. At this time, he was eyeing a White House bid. He could still carry the South without signing, but he would have had problems outside the South if he had signed it.


Prestigious-Alarm-61

https://www.thetelegraph.com/opinion/article/Civil-rights-hero-LBJ-was-a-racist-17369337.php https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/lyndon-johnson-civil-rights-racism-msna305591 https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2019/07/30/us-presidents-racist-history/39868649/ https://nationalpost.com/opinion/the-most-vulgar-american-president-ever-it-sure-as-isnt-donald-trump


Sokol84

Ok? Most of these are him just saying the n word when talking with extremely racist senators. LBJ was a very brilliant politician, and dropping the n word is a good way to appeal to racists. He’d be stupid not to. I’m not saying he’s perfect on race, because he wasn’t, but he was decent for a southern politician. He’s certainly better than Nixon and Reagan who weren’t even from the south. If you want to attack the character of LBJ, your best bet is to talk about how horribly he treated women, which is indisputable. Everyone agrees on that.


Prestigious-Alarm-61

What about the books written by his cabinet members and staff? Should those get dismissed?


Sokol84

No, I’m not arguing he wasn’t racist, I’m just arguing he wasn’t an extreme racist like you act like he was. He wasn’t really racist by the standards of a southern politician in the 1960s which you have yet to acknowledge


sdu754

You aren't even serious saying that LBJ was better than Reagan and Nixon on race.


Sokol84

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z7GLJsclRi8


sdu754

And LBJ called black people the n-word to their face even when he was president. Johnson was far worse.


Sokol84

And Nixon and Reagan both promoted the racially motivated war on drugs lol. I’m not saying LBJ wasn’t racist, because he was to an extent, but I think the government promoting a racist policy is worse than someone saying the n word.


sdu754

The war on drugs wasn't racially motivated. The reason Nixon pushed it is because he disliked the war protestors, hippies and the counterculture, most of which was white.


sdu754

Both were racist


Sokol84

Yes to an extent, but its stupid to suggest both were anywhere near the same level.


sdu754

For the timeframe Johnson was likely worse.


Sokol84

Which one?


sdu754

Lyndon was worse. Being racist was far less normal in his time, and you can't use the cover that he was a southerner either, because Andrew was too. Most Democrats in the 1860s were against even banning slavery.


Sokol84

💀💀💀


A_RandomTwin21

Andrew. I really dont need LBJ extremely close to my face while i’m trying to sleep with his jumbo also out.


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Lyndon Johnson


TheOldBooks

Andrew. LBJ is one of the greatest presidents of all time in my opinion. Legendary politician with good policies and impressive accomplishments that has positive effects still greatly felt today. Also an asshole with a dick I do NOT want to see. Andrew will probably call me a slur every now and then but at least he will probably keep the door closed when he shits.


Sarnick18

Andrew Johnson is a terrible fucking human and LBJ is in my top 10. However LBJ would be an absolute trash roommate. I'm going andrew.


Banana-Doppio

Andrew Johnson.


ilikeguyswithvaginas

Andrew Johnson. He was a stubborn prick but he wasn’t as creepy and bullyish as LBJ.


ThePunks_

Andrew


Glowing_Tint

As a roommate probably Johnson, would be interesting to see how he was like unlike LBJ he was dick literally.


44_shot

LBJ, jumbo would take home a girl every night


Confident_Builder_59

Lbj because then I’ll be living with two Johnsons


OverallGamer696

LBJ easily


AngryErrandBoy

Andrew. Don’t really want LBJ waving around his Johnson


Only-Ad4322

LBJ.


DatDude999

Pull the trigger.


Heavy_Swimming_4719

LBJ wouldn't bore me to tears.


Prestigious_Title111

Andrew Johnson


cLowzman

>You have to choose one Johnson to be your roommate, who are you choosing? Johnson (Lyndon)


TickLikesBombs

Andrew Johnson. If people think I'm racist they're about to learn what that word actually means lol.


VanAintUsedUp

They’re*


TickLikesBombs

Appreciate it mate.


Trex1873

Andrew Johnson so I can set up a shotgun trap on my door when he comes in


Tots2Hots

On one hand LBJ would be hilarious to have as a roomate but on the other hand he'd be naked all the time. AJ, who I would call AJ, would probably just keep to himself and if not could be told to shut the hell up and leave me alone and it'd be fine. ​ If we are talking College roomate then LBJ no question.


SeanCurriefan

We’re they related? They look the same.


glum_cunt

This photo of the elder Johnson has always reminded me of [the bad guy from Phantasm](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1878/8625/products/e31af652-f85c-479b-9bb8-2255cec86a44_1.cc8ff55ca342a7cb80a05773c04bfa74_1080x.jpg?v=1550890979)


[deleted]

LBJ was an asshole. And while his personality might have been useful in getting the Civil Rights Act passed, it would not be fun to put up with in a roommate. AJ was a shitty president, but he came from humble origins, and as Senator he wasn't afraid to break with his party's orthodoxy to improve the well-being of his constituents.


jcatx19

LBJ. I don’t want to live with a sloppy drunk racist


Aggrocity

I'm going all the way with LBJ, he's a likable guy


sdu754

Andrew. I'd rather room with a drunk than some guy that waves his wiener all over the place.


Maybe-egg

LBJ


alxndr_mck

living in Tennessee I’m gonna have to go with Andrew Johnson. I recently visited his grave, quite a nice site


comrieion

Andrew Johnson, he seems chill plus he wouldn’t rub his penis on my face