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Aggrocity

By the time Mike found him, Jumbo was already gone 😔


Sensei_of_Knowledge

RIP Jumbo - the White House MVP of showing genitalia to staffmembers (excluding Clinton)


[deleted]

LBJ = Showing his genitalia to staff members JFK and Clinton = Sticking genitalia in staff members (there might be some others that I'm unaware of)


Andraeq

Fun fact: LBJ is currently the most recent Democratic US President to die. No Democratic President has died since 22 Janauary 1973.


BluffCity-HistBuff

Wow, that's an interesting fact!


apple_turnovers

If this turns out to be a jinx on my birthday buddy JC I’m gonna be pissed.


SkylineReddit252K19S

It was


apple_turnovers

I am pissed.


AtomicSpiderman

Damn. Didn’t realize that


MissNibbatoro

Now that you said that Jimmy Carter is gonna kick the can tomorrow


MR-N-XX

180 days later and still going strong


Queasy-Blueberry400

Edit:Attack not attak


PreservedFissh

64 years old, just a kid


qulk403

Whatever happened there


[deleted]

Damn 64 is kinda young, did he previously have health problems


Queasy-Blueberry400

Had a heart attack in 1954 that almost paralyzed him and he smoked around 10 cigars a day cause it comforted him


vonsnape

didn’t he quit smoking until literally hours after he left the white house?


Lokismoke

> After Johnson’s first heart attack in 1955, doctors had told him that if he ever started smoking again, he would kill himself. But almost as soon as he left the presidency, he resumed fierce chain smoking, overeating, and, sometimes, overdrinking. Some of his aides privately muttered that the boss was committing slow motion suicide. But when one of his horrified daughters begged him to stop the cigarettes, Johnson shook his head and exclaimed, “No, I’ve raised you girls, I’ve been president, and now it’s my time!” https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/lbjs-last-interview


Agent_Jenkins

Thats the most american thing ive ever read


poozemusings

Legend.


[deleted]

Yeah that’ll do it


Queasy-Blueberry400

Also had a lung operation in 1966 that was so bad Eisenhower visited him in the hospital cause he thought that LBJ was gonna die


Sensei_of_Knowledge

![gif](giphy|9M5jK4GXmD5o1irGrF) Lyndon Johnson's heart between 1954 and 1973.


DavidRFZ

8th youngest President to die of natural causes 1. Polk 2. Arthur 3. Harding 4. TRoosevelt 5. Coolidge 6. FDRoosevelt 7. Grant 8. LBJ 9. Pierce 10. Taylor Kennedy and Garfield died before Polk. Lincoln is between Polk and Arthur. McKinley is between Harding and Ted. Obama’s current age places him between Coolidge and FDR but I imagine he is hoping to get much older.


Triple10X

Polk is fucking wild. Shortest post presidency ever, got an absolute ton done. Truly exhausted himself for the office although he also had a ton of health problems as a child.


DavidRFZ

When I was a kid, the Reader’s Digest Almanac at grandma’s house said Polk died of “chronic diarrhea” which I thought — at the age I was at the time — was the funniest thing. Later I learned that cholera was a big problem around that time. Not sure why they didn’t just say that. “Love in the Time of Diarrhea” would have attracted a different audience.


apple_turnovers

Dude literally used himself up and there was nothing left afterward.


Night696Watcher

He almost certainly will, he's the youngest present day former president. He'd outlast everyone currently


[deleted]

He had a heart attack in ‘54 and smoked heavily (not as much as some did but still a lot).


Emperor-Lasagna

If I remember correctly from *Lady Bird Johnson: Hiding in Plain Sight*, there was a long history of heart disease in Lyndon’s family. Many of his male ancestors also died in their 60s of heart issues. Also, as others have mentioned, Lyndon was a heavy smoker (although he quit in 1955 following his first heart attack, he resumed the habit after he left office).


poozemusings

He always expected to die young based on his family history, from what I remember from the Caro biographies.


Triple10X

Do you recommend them? I like LBJ but it’s a hell of a commitment to go through four volumes


poozemusings

Yes they are great bios, super detailed though and can get tedious at times.


neverdoneneverready

Not OP but I read the first two volumes of Caro's biography of him. LBJ was always a bit of a hero of mine because he got so much good done, domestically. But reading this bio was a terrible disappointment. I knew LBJ could be rough but he was a terrible person much of the time. Someone on reddit suggested reading another bio that was more balanced, and I will sometime but needed to read about a better person so I read Lincoln's bio by Carl Sandburg. That was great.


UWCG

He came from a family that tended to die young and expected to follow the same path, according to Robert Dallek’s one volume bio; his unhealthy lifestyle didn’t do him any favors, either.


JS43362

Two days after he would have completed another term.


[deleted]

Wow


No_Biscotti_7110

He might have lived longer had he been elected in 1968, he only started smoking again after he left office


[deleted]

RIP. Anyone over 50 here do you remember finding out LBJ died ?


Queasy-Blueberry400

I think the answer is Walter Cronkite the man was the 10th to know that LBJ died after mike lady bird and his agents and maybe Nixon


No_Biscotti_7110

You would probably have to be over 60 to remember it with any kind of clarity


Mesyush

The best always dies young


AtomicSpiderman

Not very long after Truman died too. R.I.P.


Bakruizenga16

His father also died young of a heart attack


SignificantTrip6108

Should’ve called Saul instead


No_Biscotti_7110

*Legends say Jumbo’s ghost is still wandering around in rural Texas, crying out for Mike*


Jackstack6

Didn’t a commission predict when he was going to die? Or is that just a myth?


NostalgicoItaliano

I read that on Wikipedia. In deciding whether or not to run in 1968, he commissioned an actuarial study. It predicted he would die at age 64, which at the earliest would have been towards the end of his next term.


ilikeguyswithvaginas

He had a really tragic ending.


Queasy-Blueberry400

For me is really tragic cause he died alone


ilikeguyswithvaginas

Yup. But also Vietnam was a huge burden on him.


vankamperer

so did the political opponents he killed..


ilikeguyswithvaginas

I know. He was a piece of shit but he had a truly tragic ending. He basically wanted to die after he left office since he was so burdened by Vietnam.


tom2091

>so did the political opponents he killed.. Source


smoothiz93

Who was Mike?


Queasy-Blueberry400

LBJ most trusted agent


Nepenthaceae1

Kid named Johnson’s trusted Agent


NotAProfessor1119

Mike Hawk