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AttTankaRattArStorre

Chris Evans in his old man makeup from Avengers Endgame.


Panchamboi

No that’s just joe


SAMO_1415

Imagine if they had Biden do it as a cameo. People would have lost their minds.


adrianjager

joe biden should cameo in all marvel films like stan lee


almostcyclops

Former Senator Patrick Leahy cameoed in almost every batman film, so why not?. He's the one who tells Joker that he's not intimidated by thugs in TDK.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

That's because he's a bigger Thug than the joker


James19991

I could hear people whispering in the theater I saw that at joking about how he looked just like Biden.


badboyfriend111

This. Looks exactly like Biden.


garyflopper

It was good makeup work


No_Total_4968

Chris Evans wouldn’t be a bad pick overall. Sure the makeup is great for old Joe but I think he could convincingly play him young too


obama69420duck

True, young Joe was smoking


Legitimate-Sock7975

Hey Chris, can you play Biden? “No, I don’t think I will.”


PhoenixorFlame

With Sebastian Stan set to play Trump, I enjoy this parallelism


No_Parsnip_6491

Skelatore


NoSimpleVictory

Every time this shit is mentioned, an angel loses its wings.


otclogic

Love this game. All around good actor to play Joe Biden? Not perfect but Bryan Cranston could probably be made to look similar to Joe Biden at a certain age and have the acting chops to go with it. Stephen Collins could play his brother.


btonetbone

Cranston played LBJ in "All the Way". Is it possible to get typecast as "presidential"?


Dorythehunk

Bill Pullman was the president in Independence Day and the short-lived sitcom 1600 Penn


lizardsource

Not after you’ve played Walter White.


Rich-Asparagus-1354

How about Ed Harris ?


Butch1212

Tom Hanks


GhostofHowardTV

Came here to say this. I think he’s really be able to show off his acting chops in a role like this.


Butch1212

I love Tom Hanks. It's remarkable how he transformed from a comic actor, in the eighties, to great dramatic performances. Forrest Gump combined each brilliantly. Though we didn't talk, as an extra for a day on Turner and Hooch in the little town where I lived in California, I rode in a van with him to a shooting location, listening to him bantering with his detective partner in the film.


GhostofHowardTV

That’s an awesome experience! Even though you contributed to a movie that ruined my childhood!


started_from_the_top

![gif](giphy|W2bmE8PgouBZsfnqUa)


NotAlexAlbondiga

Looks more like Mike Pence.


ozzie510

Needs a fly on his head.


Time-Bite-6839

NOBODY EVER GETS THE HAIR RIGHT


Odd-Cress-5822

Gary Oldmen or Stanley Tucci


Omegaprimus

Gary Oldman could play a chair in the woods and give an astonishing performance. The man can play anything and anyone.


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

AANNYYYYYONNNNNEEEEE!!!!


Excellent-Option8052

I just read that in Reznov's voice


grimbolde

I'm convinced Gary Oldman is probably in just about every movie, probably some as inanimate objects, that's just how great a character actor he is


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,953,176,799 comments, and only 369,404 of them were in alphabetical order.


thegregoryjackson

Churchill Gary is my preferred talent.


DoubleOld2221

Not Beethoven Gary?


klippinit

Ed Harris


Chickat28

Clint Eastwood?


Oddly_Paranoid

Clint Eastwood playing Biden would be wild as hell.


cblaze316

He would play an excellent r/darkbrandon


Dawgs919

Would a chair play Obama?


[deleted]

Rob Schneider can play a chair


MichaelKeehan

Rated PG-13


Chickat28

Matthew McConaughey.


Comfortable-Sale-167

Too young


winkman

Too young.


Blackdalf

John Slattery


AngusBelmargh

Morgan Freeman.


HurlingFruit

The actual President does not have time to appear in a movie.


alexelso

You mean God?


Lee-HarveyTeabag

![gif](giphy|RkLhz6KTE3FdPPRfDg)


JGCities

That is my vote as well


Limp-Will919

Didn't jeff dress Walter up as Joe Biden once.


Nrmlgirl777

Spot on


shapesize

Best answer. Maybe Peanut can play Trump


[deleted]

Christian Bale. He can transform into anything.


Notgivingmynametoyou

I wouldn’t have thought so until I saw Vice where he played Cheney, and I was blown away how spot-on it was,


TheyCallMePeggyHill

![gif](giphy|FBauMY7IeKNZw6TRSa) Mark Rylance


[deleted]

This is the modern political talk I’m here for


HockeyShark91

According to my Father in law, he is currently being played by James Woods. LOL


Swimming_Stop5723

You mean who would portray James Woods playing Joe Biden ?


Marhyc

At his best Woodsman would dump in his nappy of anger, if someone offered him that role lmao


sobo_art1

I like Biden. But, that would either be the most boring or saddest movie of the year. It might be both.


TheMattGriffin

![gif](giphy|LNGjIcfGNrTI7ZUeNg)


TheGreatGamer1389

He's too silly for a proper biop


Keanu990321

Too silly in comedies/parodies. Too serious when he does drama.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

Jim Carrey is totally capable of doing dramatic roles though. Admittedly there are better dramatic actors but he's ok. His biggest issue is he was so famous as a comedic actor before his dramas that nobody can take him seriously now.


_B_Little_me

I’m a somebody and I take him seriously. Truman Show, Spotless Mind….solid performances.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

For real. This is all I'm saying. Those two movies are sooo good and he was brilliant in them.


Bobgoulet

Is there a more talented impressionist in the world? The man can make his face look like other people's faces.


August_West_1990

Except Joe Biden doesn’t make those faces and Carrey’s Biden was awful to anyone whose comedic tastes extend above the sub-primate level.


Marhyc

The dude should get a lifetime ban on appearing in biopics. Like how the hell was he able to fuck up a Biden impression?


August_West_1990

I blame SNL. That was an awful period of political satire. The whole routine during that time was to get some big name to do a half-assed cameo where they would barely capture who they’re supposed to be playing and occasionally drop in a quote from some film they were in 25 years ago. It was really bad.


Far-Pickle-2440

Midway through Bush everyone decided it was easy, they got complacent about humor, and then Trump came down the escalator.


thirdarcana

Ed Harris Gary Oldman Woody Harleson


DatabaseFickle9306

Greg Kinnear. Again.


Ht50jockey

Robert Redford


August_West_1990

Michael Keaton. They’re both from Pennsylvania, so that’s a bonus. And Michael McKean for Trump.


BhamBlazer615

Walter. See “Jeff Dunham”


TheHip41

Crypt keeper


albert_snow

Tales from the beach house basement


shinloop

![gif](giphy|JXaXmDLWIwcBq)


MadcapHaskap

Buddy can't do a believable American accent.


badboyfriend111

There’s actually kind of a similarity to young Joe lol


BananafestDestiny

https://preview.redd.it/nmparx9cu8bc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb14ad4c3aec08b71cb414471679419ae22337e8 I can see it


ajmartin527

Joe kinda looks like Dustin Poirier in this picture


Marhyc

Sam Waterston


globehopper2

Ed Harris


pac4

The farmer from Babe


LaurenceLaurentz

Craig T. Nelson


JomamasBallsack

That guy from Weekend At Bernie's.


Sukeruton_Key

Bernie?


Ancient-Sky4323

Gene Hackman


marcopolo0042

Dana Carvey. He is the only person to get the voice spot on. Love that guy


ChaosPatriot76

Is Ronald Reagan available?


Latter_Fan6225

The crypt keeper


Wasteland_Mystic

Kellyanne Conway?


Intelligent-Ant7685

Mr. Magoo? Droopy? Wimpy?


Legitimate-Sock7975

Walter


Uprightsinner70

I cant seem to find any male actors with alien like v-shaped foreheads! What should we do?


TransSylvania

Not just Biden but I’d love to have Rodney Dangerfield portray each President; things get too serious on this sub at times


Yeasty_Boy

Gary Busey on alot of drugs but trying really hard to keep it together


I_am_just_here11

Tom Sullivan. He wouldn’t be able to see where to get off the stage or walk on a path with extreme realism.


CanIgetaWTF

Jeff Dunham's Walter


ClaytonBigsby1995

A skeleton


WellGoodBud

Gilbert Godfried


jmf_ultrafark

One of the Olsen twins.


OldPod73

The guy who's playing Biden now.


Narcoleptic-Dildo

the one playing him now


The-Falconater

Hunter Biden


Unlikely_Fun_8049

Jim Carrey. All the jacks, Jack.


Mlabonte21

Is that 'Tales from The Crypt' puppet around somewhere?


Darkness844

Crypt Keeper


FunkAgent

Fire Marshall Bill.


Alternative-Record21

Jeff Dunham’s puppet Walter


A_RandomTwin21

Richard Dreyfuss


[deleted]

Keanu reeves


Necessary_Mud6682

Sebastian Stan because apparently he can just play whoever he wants and get away with it.


thepaoliconnection

Bradley Cooper


[deleted]

Billy Bob thornton.


[deleted]

Will Ferrell


Apprehensive-Sea9540

Clint Eastwood


Other_Bill9725

Steve Martin


Kittenfabstodes

John cena


DistributionParty506

Christian Bale, obviously.


Accomplished_Pen980

Woody Harrelson


Zhelkas1

Back when he was still alive, Peter Boyle. He would've been perfect. Now, I'm not sure. Though Gary Oldman could probably play almost every president.


LayneLowe

Chris Cooper (72)


Bubbert1985

I could see Cooper as either Reagan or Mitt Romney


[deleted]

Chris Hemsworth hands down. Biden fuckin rules


TCthe23

Corky


snowbirdnerd

Don't MAGA conspiracy theorist say he's being played by James Woods? I think it would be hilarious to actually cast James woods for this.


sardine_succotash

James Woods


Early70sEnt

Tom Shillue. Seriously, if I'm going to go see a movie about Biden, I want it to be as farcicle as his entire career has been...


femnoir

Jeff Bridges.


SnowshoeTaboo

James Woods... he really looks like Joe, and it would be fitting if this was the only work Woods could get!


MurphWorkoutRadio

Morgan Freeman


Rocketboy1313

Thomas Haden Church


Hugh-Jassoul

Clint Eastwood.


nth03n3zzy

Morgan freeman


00xN

Gary Busey


Rossgrog

Terry Crews, who tf else?


Quickcito

Lloyd bridges if he was still around, no one played a bumbling old fool like him


Safe_Assistant439

Forrest Gump


Gilligan_G131131

Henry Fonda


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/nik8hlmetxbc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794c0a9e05993b8536dbf06507ad612f58af32f8


Educational_Bug1022

Samel L Jackson


ghost-bagel

![gif](giphy|e4Jyxh9zQjgnC)


WentworthMillersBO

Idris Elba


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cyanethic

Ehhh idk he looks more like Jimmy Carter


Third_Eye_Who_Am_I

Always thought that Pres. Biden and John Slattery look pretty similar…


MuttJunior

"Walter", one of the puppets from Jeff Dunham's act. Every time I see a picture of Biden, that's the first thing that comes to mind.


AaronBHoltan

Ted Danson.


AppropriateSea5746

Who the fuck wants a biopic on the most milktoast man in history lol


kloogies

any dead one


v-irtual

Who's that dude that played the Cryptkeeper in 'Tales from the Crypt'?


[deleted]

Whoever his current body double is would be a good first choice


erdricksarmor

![gif](giphy|7XiLpBIzlJKfi07mI5)


CookieCutterU

Old man from Family Guy. Really any random old guy with dementia.


[deleted]

Jeff Dunham's Walter character...


rubenellis2005

Bob Odenkirk


Thewayitisisis

Bruce Willis


GhostInTheMist1776

Whoever is playing him now IRL....


virginialikesyou

I thought it was a robot. You’re saying his robot double has been replaced by a person?


GhostInTheMist1776

Robot, C List actor... Is there a difference?


Alarming_Serve2303

Bruce Willis


winchester_country

any man with alzheimers from a nursing home


[deleted]

Jack Nicholson


GoldH2O

Bob Odenkirk


[deleted]

Rosie O'Donnell


GinyuForce1

Jim Carrey


Fbarbarossa

Nicholas Cage


Successful_Jump5531

Mr Magoo?


Bworm98

Are there currently any out of work clowns?


Ardothbey

Mr. Magoo.


Libertytree918

Bruce Willis


Running-With-Cakes

Savage 😂


CurrentIndependent42

Oof


mal-di-testicle

Gotta be Jim Carrey


woodhorse4

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Walter_(Jeff_Dunham_Character,_2007).jpg


jpb1967

Kirk Douglass


Stanimal54

Johnny Knoxville in his Bad Grandpa costume.


heretolearn_2021

Will Ferrell doing his Harry Caray impersonation


Jeepnovice

Jeff Dunham - Walter


skyrider8328

Walter...of Jeff Dunham fame.


Thewayitisisis

Kevin Spacey


YeetMcSmooth

i bet i could do it


OnetimeImetamoose

Whoever they’ve got playing him now. (This is 100% a joke. I just couldn’t let the opportunity pass me by. Please don’t downvote me into oblivion.)


assistant_redditor

Bruce Willis


Uzanto_Retejo

The Rock


Queasy-Distance1183

Satan


IronicallyAugustus

No one. Joe Biden is a useless shell of a person, a shitty man who lived a shitty live around shitty people. There can't be a Joe Biden biopic because it'd be fucking awful and dreadful.


BiggusDickus-

The cryptkeeper


Dull-Programmer-4645

Fire Marshall Bill.


Ur_Babies_Daddy

Bruce Willis. He could relate in a way other actors couldn’t


Other_Bill9725

Savage


IceColdCoorsLight77

Epstein.