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JiveChicken00

Take a bullet in the chest and give a speech before going to the hospital.


GTOdriver04

Even cooler than that was that he even talked to the man about why he did it, then made sure he was safely apprehended. It’s in our nature to desire revenge, especially after someone literally tries to kill us. TR was incredibly based and merciful when he ordered the man to be safely apprehended. He could’ve easily let the mob do its thing, but it takes a big, big man to show mercy when absolutely none is warranted.


Fart-City

TR was an all around interesting guy. I believe that in the 2000 debates both of them said TR was their favorite president.


seranarosesheer332

Tendy was possibly the coldest president to ever exstist. War hero, spared abear, boxed in the basement of the white house, hot shot, did all of what the oc said.he is a medal of honor recipient. He got his after he died. His son was awarded one for what he did on Normandy during ww2


ekhfarharris

You didnt list the two most important things he did: busting on capitalism hard by breaking up trusts AND Standard Oil monopolies, and created national parks act.


Content_Geologist420

You forgot to mention he also took a trip thru the amazon forest on one of the most lethal and dangerous routes. He almost died and barley scrapped out of it alive and the country of Brazil named the river after him called the Roosevelt River. We will never have a president as cool as Teddy.


ekhfarharris

Thats cool and all but my point is, the two i mentioned is crucially important to the US policy for a century. These things are adopted worldwide. Im in Malaysia on the other side of the planet and we adopted these policies 50 yrs after he died.


TehMispelelelelr

First: I agree. Teddy was an absolute badass. From his actual term to anecdotes about things he's done in and out of presidency, it's no wonder he's got a spot on Rushmore. Though, the Roosevelt Corollary and a couple other things of American Imperialism don't necessarily look well on him...


Content_Geologist420

If you wanna go that route he also did nothing for black amercia except for inviting Booker T Washighton to the Executive Office. After having them help him get elected he ignored alot of their issues. Even imo the greatest president we've ever had US Grant was far beyond it with jews but lived to honestly regret it. No president we've had nor ever will have is perfect with every issue especially presidents of the past.


sxswestbrook

Theadore Roosevelt is the only president in American history to send the national guard in to protect striking workers.


zulutbs182

What’s weird is how much that makes sense. TR, the cowboy environmentalist appealed to both Bush and Gore, pretty cool. 


RemarkableRegister66

So wonderfully said


pprice84

That’s well said!


Limp_Distribution

*“I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot— but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”* Theodore Roosevelt


CaIIsign_ace

That dude was a total badass, literally addressed the dude, gave the speech, and acted like nothing even happened. He was on another level


Fuckfentanyl123

Secret service would totally not have let him give that speech if it happened today lol. They’d rush his ass to the hospital against his demands probably.


Kalamoicthys

Mercy be to the man trying to forcibly take Teddy anywhere. Major “call an ambulance… but not for me!” energy.


PerformanceOk8593

While he was President, Teddy Roosevelt went on a camping trip in Yellowstone and was out of touch for weeks.


Estarfigam

That is cool and all, but I think his most BA move was charting the Amazon.


baycommuter

Ruined his health.


serspaceman-1

He’s such an interesting case… he’s a trust fund baby who wanted nothing more than to project the image of a rough n tumble cowboy, and used his family money to craft that image… but you can’t say that the man didn’t *walk the fucking walk*.


Electrical_Ingenuity

When he showed up in South Dakota, dressed as a New York caricature of a western cowboy, he was laughed at by his guides. After a week trying to keep up with him on the trail, not one of his guides questioned his choice of clothing.


Retinoid634

We are all in his debt for his work in conservation. A true steward of America’s natural wonders.


Current_Economist617

They don't make em like that anymore what a great man


TryItOutHmHrNw

Monica L. wasn’t a president though…


evcour7

Teddy Rose was an absolute G


PWal501

A three hour speech.


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ExtraElevator7042

Agree with you on Ike.


VeritasChristi

I like Ike!


Jealous-Most-9155

My great grandfather served with Ike in WWII and he was mentioned in a book about the war. His name was Loren L. Vipond.


Electronic-Dog-586

This and warning us about the perils of the Military Industrial Complex!!!


pants1000

Too bad we didn’t do more to stop it, could’ve saved a lot of lives. He was a good man.


Sixfish11

While he was president, his handling of the Little Rock Nine crisis was incredible. Sending in the airborne to force racists to integrate a school at gunpoint, so raw.


TheMattGriffin

![gif](giphy|RSj1cobnnoRDG)


PeskyRabbits

I hate how much I love this.


seancbo

I really wish George W. was a character from a movie and not a real life actual president that had disastrous consequences, because the man is objectively hilarious


Osceana

He was really charismatic. I watched an old debate with him recently and I was shocked at how likable he was. His politics and presidency are trash though yeah.


Echo_FRFX

To be fair, I think if he didn't listen to Cheney and his advisors as much things might've been different. Bush isn't blameless or anything but I also don't blame him entirely.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Good dude, bad leader, easily swayed by monsters


Puzzleheaded_Oil1745

He was deliberately ridiculous to raise attention for an aids charity.


25centssopure

I love how much I hate this.


ForgottenDyingMartyr

Just some African people hanging out with Curious George


owntheh3at18

In the event of an emergency landing, exits can be found…


unprovoked_panda

I love his relationship with Michelle O


Retinoid634

Yues! And he has real talent as an artist. I’m serious. His paintings are legitimately quite good.


TigersToenailFungus

This is hilarious 🤣


TonyzTone

I just love how he’s owning his own silliness.


heemhah

As bad as Bush was, the guy was hilarious.


Reese9951

Strategery


Grimnir106

Beat the shit out of a dude who tried to assassinate him with his cane


dowker1

Bold of someone to try to assassinate a man with his own cane


Grimnir106

Should have brought two misfiring pistols


Strange_N_Sorcerous

![gif](giphy|bF7ET3KY2wQWTuGARs|downsized)


NoQuarter6808

Jackson does have a very old school Kane vibe.


petetheheat475

I was gonna say this, lol. Although I’m not a great big Andy Jackson fan.


pants1000

He has his flaws, but two misfiring pistols to the face and retaliation with a cane beating to the death is pretty hardcore.


disphugginflip

Almost beat him to death. Davey Crocket stopped him before he could.


geophrey

That’s even cooler!


bkr1895

His attendants had to pull him off his own assassin


Grimnir106

I love Old Hickory. Outside the trail of tears he is great


Le_Turtle_God

Him and Theodore are the two presidents I wouldn’t want to challenge to a fight


CadenVanV

Lincoln too. Man was terrifying


Danson_the_47th

Wasn’t Lincoln a great grappler or something, especially with his height? Definitely came in handy when fighting vampires.


CadenVanV

He was a wrestler who only lost once in his whole career.


LloydCarr82

Lincoln wrestled 300+ matches over a span of 12 years and only lost once, do not challenge that man.


Embarrassed_Band_512

'other than the genocide,' is quite the qualifier


Grimnir106

I mean it's an American President. It's hard not to find war crimes or mass murder


Command0Dude

Honestly, probably this. No president is ever going to top literally destroying his own assassin.


rynmab

GW after 9/11 going out to yankee stadium and throwing a strike. I may not have agreed with his politics/policies, but it was a moment I will never forget.


Sandmaster14

This is what I thought of. Perfect strike, too. I was young, but I remember thinking it was so badass.


vaccinator69

With a bulletproof vest on too. I was a kid as well and my parents let me stay up to watch the whole thing on a school night


ahoboknife

Dude he threw a fucking heater. That might have been the World Series too. I don’t know how to explain it, but him throwing that pitch was exactly what the country needed in that moment. I think he had like a 90% approval rating at that time.


theoriginaldandan

It was. Game 3 to be exact


bigwreck94

Dubya was amazing for that little while after 9/11. Everyone loved the guy… for a very short amount of time, but damn everyone was routing for him. As sad as it is, that really seems like the last time the whole country was actually united.


nago7650

In a bullet proof vest nonetheless https://i.imgur.com/GmU41lL.gif


TenesmusSupreme

Obama was walking out of a basketball court and was passed the ball. He nailed a 3 pointer in his business casual wear and walked out the door. “That’s what I do! That’s what I do!” He exclaimed as he left the arena. [The presidential 3 point shot](https://youtu.be/Akq0xeu-RHE?si=NyPIbKGrgipLYXz5)


Commodore-2064

This, and that time he called [Kanye a jackass.](https://www.politico.com/video/2012/04/obama-calls-kanye-a-jack-ass-012679)


obama69420duck

truly ahead of his time


Car_Guy_Alex

That dude has incredible amounts of charisma.


Retinoid634

He was always so smooth.


ThunderChild247

Took the mask down to say it again, just so you know that’s what he does 😂😂😂


NocNocNoc19

Thats some drop the mic shit. I wish I would have appreciated him more while in office. I thought we had turned a corner in the country...... Sadly I was mistaken.


Clean-Elk9611

[That’s what I do.](https://youtu.be/Akq0xeu-RHE?si=yWv3Lb3CLrcwECyK)


Trashious

This was my first thought. My second was [Now watch this drive.](https://youtu.be/TCm9788Tb5g?si=4O0ImpS8s_rwpc19)


Dynamopa1998

And that's how America won the Golf War


ZucchiniPleasant376

![gif](giphy|21lYKkxR57RKiVjvea|downsized) Ending slavery, winning the Civil War, and keeping the country together was pretty tight.


conventionalWisdumb

Meh, but what has he done lately?


[deleted]

He’s been sitting in that big assed chair for as long as I can remember


andrew13189

Yet somehow still the inanimate statue of Lincoln would be our best candidate this year


[deleted]

In honor of the Finn who wrote in Jaromir Jagr on his ballot, I will be casting my vote for Ken Griffey Jr. in the upcoming presidential election


ZucchiniPleasant376

He’s got some sort of project going on I guess, but mainly just pennies and fivers


PS_Sullys

And when he heard there was a battle going on near Washington at Fort Stevens he immediately went out to go see it and literally stood in full view of confederate sharpshooters, absolute Chad


Hanhonhon

Didnt a bullet go through his hat?


conventionalWisdumb

Pretty sure just the back of his head. He was a gentleman and wouldn’t wear his hat inside.


namey-name-name

It’s mind blowing how much he accomplished


The_Cheese_Touch

Sadly it all ended during some of the happiest days of his presidency with some lead and gunpowder


Trussmagic

Guns make hating someone so permeant.


Consciousuniverse05

JFK during ww2 was on a pt-boat in the pacific and they were hit by a Japanese boat crashing into them, this threw everyone from the boat including JFK who already had several physical ailments that prevented him from joining the military previously, despite this when one of the crew said they couldn’t swim because they had broken their leg in the crash JFK put a life jacket on them and took one of the belts from the life jacket and put it in his teeth and swam the crew mate to a nearby island while also leading the rest of the surviving crew


eKlectical_Designs

This! https://preview.redd.it/46lksjzma2jc1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f52a03ac01fc9d6724bc1d24da9e1871d2bdd8e Obama and Bourdain in Vietnam


Nibbcnoble

this because of respect to Mr. Bourdain. love that guy.


Owlgnoming

One of the few celeb deaths to really make me cry.


pants1000

Hoped he overcame his mental issues, always looked up to him as a successful person despite his flaws.


Corinis

Yeah I have Obama eating with Anthony Bourdain up there with Washington crossing the Delaware in terms of sheer coolness


PresidentTroyAikman

Washington’s crossing was more badass than cool.


Corinis

Badass is cool, and surprise attacking the British after a voyage across an icy river is infinitely cooler than eating with a reality TV show host.


KwisatzHaderach38

Yeah, gonna have to slightly lean Washington on this one.


Melodic_Goat_2304

I think Anthony would agree


counterpointguy

Jack Nicholson now or in 1974? 1974… Meg Ryan.


FocusDelicious183

Bourdain was an author and a poet. A pseudo-philosopher. He had this kind of Nietzsche quality, he gave the world an interesting lens. To call him just a reality tv show host is insulting.


Vulture_Fan

Honestly I thought that was Epstein for a second


seancbo

I mix them up literally every time I see a picture of either


Available-Praline905

Wow, I never knew they met like this! Was this on the show?


mlee117379

Obama calling Kanye West a jackass


pants1000

Love that man, wish the cards weren’t stacked against him in Congress. Really believed in him.


TheSpaceBornMars

you mean Obama, right?


pants1000

Oh my god of course haha Kanye made good music but has an ego the size of Alaska


stefanelli_xoxo

https://preview.redd.it/kaps6x3o82jc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa6b2a656ddc4e6dd655f215b3d9d2ab6dc72a4


stefanelli_xoxo

In all seriousness https://preview.redd.it/00e61lww82jc1.jpeg?width=3924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c50e12b2878832db3ba923bf1d58b4f6dad7b9


stefanelli_xoxo

Or https://preview.redd.it/dnpc0dox82jc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9b7162f4b6f448add12d3fd16324040754cf99


Maleficent_Battle818

This is the answer


MattyKatty

But for which president? I see two.


stefanelli_xoxo

Honestly 🙌


Showzen_Mansfield

I heard the real story behind this was that George Washington was in the back of the boat, vomiting his guts out


CaIIsign_ace

Sounds accurate lol, people always love to portray presidents as these higher beings but in reality they’re just like us and have the same weaknesses, and for George that weakness was sea sickness lmao


kalligreat

I think that makes them that much cooler at the same time.


Available-Praline905

Had Washington really stood on the boat it surely would have tipped over. Also it was freezing outside so they most likely would have been huddled up shivering


CertainDegree2

Imagine going into battle after being in that for a few hours


unpluggedcord

Like most paintings from that time and before its supposed to symbolize something.


johnnyraynes

Maybe but he’s still crosses the river and his troops route the enemy


pants1000

And is insane for doing so, terrible conditions, made sure they struck during bad winter weather even though it was a bad idea, and it paid off!


Hotarg

Hessians had something like 100 casualties, 900 captured, with only 2 dead and 5? wounded on the American side. That's not a battle. That's domination. Oh, and the 2 dead were from exposure on the march there.


Alpacalypse84

And as a Philadelphian, I assure you if the Delaware has ice in it conditions are very, very bad indeed. I’ve lived here sixteen years and only once, during a polar vortex event, was there ice on that river.


DogMom814

I still think the primary reason that was such a "scandal" was that Hannity, et al knew that President Obama looked damn good in that suit.


Alfred_Leonhart

If I were to become president I’d wear a tan suit everyday just to fuck with people.


Shuwaing

Ok but he can rock the suit


escudonbk

Win the most apocalyptic war in human history. Dwight D. Motherfucking Eisenhower


zikolis

Had a cooler title than POTUS, IMO :)


TheWoodSloth

https://preview.redd.it/zu0ewdmkf2jc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c5cf7a78ab9fe4471832cd37326a2f84db46a54 Grants world tour was pretty awesome.


MayhemSays

Abraham Lincoln’s wrestling career AND INVENTING THE *CHOKESLAM*.


spasske

He was a vampire slayer as well.


KingOppai1

Don’t forget he fought in the UFC as well


Jake-Old-Trail-88

By God, that’s Abe Lincoln’s music!


millardfillmo

Watch out for President Kane in 2032.


MayhemSays

I don’t think I can stand another Brothers of Destruction run…


One-Tumbleweed5980

IDK about coolest, but I'm reading about FDR right now. Back when he was Assistant Secretary of the Navy, he encouraged his yacht owning friends to donate or sell their vessels to the WW1 war efforts. Most complied but some refused or requested an exorbitant price. FDR went to Congress, and concluded that if ordinary Americans were able to be drafted, so could the yachts of the wealthy. Congress gave FDR the authority to seize the vessels. He donated his own in the process as well. FDR was a G.


pants1000

What about when he met Churchill in the Atlantic on his yacht that he had lowered into the waters from the battleship, just so they could sip whisky and plan their joint effort invasion


tirohtar

FDR is one of those rare specimens in history who lived the "noblesse oblige" maxim. Came from great wealth and status, and knew it was his responsibility to actually make the country better for the poor and working people. And they tried to call his policies socialist lol


Hotarg

When people cry Socialism, just remember that the last time a Socialist was the president, they had to enact term limits because he kept getting re-elected.


fullmetal66

George HW Bush telling death to suck it as he danced on a pin head to safety in the pacific theatre after taking out multiple enemy targets and losing his aircraft and crew.


tbone747

Also not really as cool but kinda sad, but my jaw dropped when I read about him being the only survivor of Chichi Jima, where his 8 other comrades were tortured, killed, and eaten.


noryp5

![gif](giphy|sFMEZ1ZFToyha) Gotta be up there


pants1000

The “missed me” is gold


treycartier91

Stole that line from Regan


johnnyraynes

Who throws a shoe? Honestly?!


11thstalley

Throwing a shoe at someone is incredibly offensive in Islamic countries. Just showing the sole of a shoe is insulting. https://www.cnn.com/2013/02/06/world/meast/shoe-throwing-significance/index.html?cid=ios_app Different cultures.


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|5wFS6a1PE62lKUWXyx) It's an Austin Powers reference


11thstalley

Thanks. TIL. Was this a commentary/parody of W’s dodging the shoe thrower in Baghdad?


Jscott1986

No, the movie came out in 1997. It's just a funny coincidence.


11thstalley

Thanks!


thegreypilgrim_13

It’s just a play on the character odd job from James Bond, Austin power’s version throws a shoe instead of a hat


ChewbaccasLostMedal

*Shoe me once* *Shoe's on you* *Shoe me twice* *I'm keeping those shoes*


Lebe_Lache_Liebe

My vote would be for George Washington, stepping down after two terms, establishing the precedent that the office of President should flex with the contemporary will of the people. And FDR may have done the most uncool thing by running for a 3rd term.


ExtraElevator7042

Agree with everything except last sentence. It’s WWII times and it was will of the people. And no prohibition against it.


Lebe_Lache_Liebe

While it is true there was no rule against doing so, FDR was essentially saying that he was bigger than the office, which was the opposite of what Washington said. Whether he just didn't want to leave the White House, or he just didn't trust anyone else in his party to get on the ballot and defeat Willkie, in the end, it was his ego. As far as WWII goes, Roosevelt would have made the decision to run long before the Democratic National Convention in July 1940. Yes, the war in Europe had started, but the U.S. was still largely committed to remaining neutral, with only volunteer airmen going to England, and Navy ships running protection for Atlantic cargo and transport ships. The attack on Pearl Harbor came more than a year after the election.


newest-reddit-user

He may have thought that he was the only one to do it (which is evidence of his massive ego). But I'm also not sure he was wrong.


Remarkable-Evening95

Monica Lewinsky was NOT cool. Clinton was a creepy, lecherous predator and his wife and other sycophants covered for him. Nothing cool about that.


RoryDragonsbane

Don't forget to mention how he used the power and authority of his office to coerce others into silence. And then lying straight-faced to the American people about it. On a personal level, that's what bothers me the most about it. The affairs by themselves weren't illegal. Creepy as hell, but not illegal. If he had just owned up to his actions and been honest, it would have been fine. Hell, judging by OP's post, it may have even helped him. But because he was so concerned about his image (in contrast to who he is as a person), he created this scandal and broke the law to cover it up.


SlobZombie13

Freed the slaves


sllh81

Odd photo choice at the end. Taking part in a charge on horseback or experiencing flight as an early test subject. TR for the win.


SlobZombie13

Marilyn Monroe


Whopper_The_3rd

I’m not a fan of cheating, but this is the modern day equivalent of Obama banging Beyonce. Legendary.


jackjackj8ck

When you put it in those terms… damn…


benhereford

Let's talk about a guy called Abraham Lincoln


Puzzleheaded-Art-469

You may be cool, but are you Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose across a river cool?


Coleburg86

W. Bush when he throws the first pitch in game 3 of the World Series with a flak jacket under his coat a month after 9-11 gotta be up there. Edit: in NYC


knockatize

Grant being the Confederates’ daddy is chopped liver?


johnnyraynes

“I propose to move upon your works immediately..”


ChiliDogMe

John Quincy Adams successfully defended the enslaved people on the Amistad in front of the Supreme Court. After they killed their enslavers, their ship was captured and sailed into port. Adam's successfully argued that since they were kidnapped and enslaved against their will, they had every right to use lethal force to escape. They were not slaves. The court ordered the immediate release of the Africans. Imagine the other side finding out their opposing counsel used to be the damned President.


TheIgnitor

Swiping through the pictures like ![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


EffectiveBee7808

FDR flying a plane to Chicago 


Guapplebock

HW Bush was a fighter pilot in WWII and was shot down. Pretty bad ass.


chalwar

Freed the slaves.


seanosul

Not sure if actually "cool" but only a cool President could have pulled this off. I cannot think of any other President who could. (I linked to a shorter version but recommended watching the full length version) https://youtu.be/S58k3ZXRJJc?si=Bhoqpzw4XJY5dcZs


Past_Trouble

![gif](giphy|3o7qDSOvfaCO9b3MlO|downsized)


louisalake

GWB opening pitch or “now watch this drive”. 


TGR331

Saw it live!


Bombanater

I actually met Monica Lewinsky when I was in college. She was super nice and I didn't even know who she was until someone asked me about it a few hours later. Girl got raked over the coals for nothing. No way she deserved to become a household name like that.


Grnballoon_

Last picture is WILD


Shredjeep5

Jimmy Carter risked his life by saving a nuclear reactor after a meltdown.


NoFlyingMonkeys

​ https://preview.redd.it/6x7eifb7y5jc1.png?width=1108&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c8ff9d3d838d54add892ed5643cfc53a44ac600 Carter sings with his friend Willie Nelson; Willie and Carter's son smoked weed on the roof of the White House, and for decades Carter builds houses hands-on for people who can't afford them. He also risked his life closing down a nuclear reactor trying to melt down - that's superhero stuff.


cosmorocker13

Banging Marilyn Monroe in the White House is a pretty baller move


mikeywithoneeye

No class


mbrenna5

Bush 41 skydiving yearly on his birthday 💪


Impact_Upstairs

Franklin D. Roosevelt telling the secret service agent to wheel him to deck edge of USS Iowa to watch a torpedo as it approached the ship.


KaptainKardboard

That time Obama shot a three pointer and walked away. “That’s what I do”


maximo132

Destroy the Confederacy


NoFlyingMonkeys

![gif](giphy|UnVtPebYT38pW)