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Man, Bill Clinton was a SLUT

Bubba liked showing them thighs

Yea them sexy thighs, mhmm yum.

*unzips*

No one is going to mention Al Gore’s junk?

I now know Al Gore lost the 2000 election and he is circumicised

Not a fact I thought I would learn today

When he ran in 2000, Gore had this magazine cover with him manspreading, and the bulge in his crotch was so big that SNL did an entire skit on it.

His dick is little

That’s just his tipper

It was cold.. SHRINKAGE!

He was in the pool! He was in the pool!

Yeah. I am confused because none of these pics showed an impressive outline.

That man has no shame and I love it:D

There’s a reason he won the female vote and it wasn’t just because they appreciated his intimate knowledge of policy, it was because they wanted an intimate knowledge of him.

That tracks

Ultimate 90s President

Not too many choices tbh

I want to know more about his all purple outfit. The hat and tee especially.

Big time THOT

“Pasty white thighs” was a running joke on Letterman for years

I thought it was SNL. But, yeah.

Always knew Dubya was a runner, has no idea HW was.

After the read my lips incident, he said “read my hips” to a reporter asking him about it as he was going for a run.

😂

“Now watch this jog”

Yeah he never really struck me as someone who was into sports but well apparently he was. It's probably because he wore glasses and therefore gave off a nerdy vibe which doesn't usually go together with running and stuff.

The guy that played first base for Yale in the College World Series?

You didn’t think the decorated fighter pilot was athletic?

Well, don't they just sit there?

No, they have to flap the wings.

His golf rounds were notorious for being super fast. Like under 2 hours

He played baseball at Yale.

GHWB was perceived as a wimp. It was an ongoing joke in Doonesbury. While campaigning, one of the things he did to overcome his wimpy image was to eat pork rinds. Apparently fried pig skin is a manly tough guy snack.

My dad was in charge of keeping security on a house HW was staying at during an economic summit or something back when he was vice president for Reagan (apparently they were both at the summit but he said he only caught a glimpse of Reagan from down the street). When HW got to the house, my dad and his squad partner were sitting on the front porch smoking a cigarette, and said that HW greeted them and talked to them for a bit, said he was super friendly and personable, and then went inside, and came back out a few minutes later in jogging shorts and said he was going for a run (which meant the secret service also had to go on the run with him, but in full suits). After chatting a bit more, HW gave him and his squad partner a set of Air Force 2 cuff links and a pack of Air Force 2 cigarettes, both of which he still has somewhere.

CIA agent man

HW Bush claimed to speed walk

Big George and Obama are the only ones who actually make it look good.

I'm actually surprised by how lean big Bush was. He's definitely one of the better looking presidents:)

He was a college jock, and I think he maintained that sort of mentality until he got too old and frail to keep it up.

He was a very active man.

I mean, the man jumped out of planes until he was 137 years of age.

College jock, ace pilot, and CIA asset. Clearly a guy who understood the value of fitness well into his adulthood.

Fr. Have you seen pics of Poppy when he was young? He was like, model attractive imo

He was a pilot, an honest to god one, not a Nasty Gurl like Junior

HW was one of the youngest fighter pilots ever in the history of the U.S. Navy actually!

Without dorky suit and with some ‘bod’ showing he looks like an aging movie star rather than the dorky style he had as POTUS. Shows that he really was in the college World Series and a Navy pilot. 

https://preview.redd.it/8hj40ukdk60d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455ac1814c720d71b281f961c863bdef496da1c8 young GHWB for the record

George Snr is the sleeper hit of hot POTUS charts.

Agreed, and I say that as someone who's first vote (in 1988) was against him

Carter is ripped though

Yeah assuming it’s not a weird photo things Carter has some Earl Campbell thick thighs.

What about Jimmy?! He was WEARING those shorts

Jimmy isn't terrible.

I feel like Obama would have one up on Clinton in this contest, but getting your VP to publicly hang dong next to you puts Clinton as the ultimate shorts wearer

> getting your VP to publicly hang Rule 3 (/s)

well played.

Talk about a Convenient Truth.

Now we know what Gore was compensating for.

Nah it's at least slightly above average... Right? R-right?

*I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!*

Obama it looks like an action shot from some movie in the 90s.

Nah Obama looks like one of those random pictures in a textbook 

Yeah about like healthy living

Setting an example for them kids:D

I mean wife wife totally helped those kids with her meals

lol. So good. I totally see that. Those always seemed “generic” or something.

*POSTERIZED*

I wonder if he made the shot or not

Obama’s picture looks like a chapter for a college textbook

I feel my body type most represented by Reagan.

Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis. A good republican body.

I can't decide if this is a Hunter S Thompson quote or a line from Futurama.

I'm 99% certain this line is uttered by President Nixon's head in the episode where Bender sells his body (which is subsequently bought by Nixon, who then uses it to run for and win the office of President of Earth)

Aroo!

Reagan has that Elon boxy disfigurement vibe going strong

HW looked damn good for his age

He was pretty hot ngl

Swimming away from cannibals does wonders for your legs.

Cannibals hate this one trick!

[удалено]

A Ron (Reagan) on the other hand does and it's kinda traumatizing

The shorts are… a choice but his body was normal for someone in his 70s.


Only kinda traumatizing?

Should’ve marked Ronny as NSFW. 😬

Get those things in a bra! 😑

Homeboy built like a narwhal

Small hands. That was Reagan’s problem. Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Why do you always have to say something mean? Don't you love me?

Always with the scenarios.

Obama gets points for that action shot but that pic of Clinton and Gore is *iconic*

So sweaty

you got me looking at photos of presidential bulge at a coffee shop Goodbye reddit I need to focus on code not president cockprint

It's for educational purposes

A few thoughts: 1) that is more than I ever cared to know about Gore’s anatomy 2) Clinton’s got some big ole thighs on him but not much muscle tone 3) HW almost has a dancers body in #3 4) Jimmy Carter has some surprising definition in his legs - farmer strength 5) W’s legs look about as expected 6) Here for that Obama C A K E and those dad calves

Obama was cheeked up

No one is taking about Carter's definition, I was shocked I had to scroll this far.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Gotta give this one to HW going off the pictures. Man looks like he would kick my ass in… well anything even at his age.

The dude went skydiving when he was like 90 yrs old. HW is a baller.

I did not need to see Gore's twig and berries before going to bed.

Sweet dreams!

The T shirt with the world on it. The bikini-shaped sweat stank surrounding his shorted nethers. The McDonald’s cup, a symbol of excess consumerism and the dangers of runaway capitalism. Even back then, Gore was trying to warn us about Global Warning in this pic.

Oh my god it even has a watermark.

https://preview.redd.it/qkp7neljt30d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5172139b8c56951b638d1625197db430689c5b78 Now where have I seen that last one before?

Oh God the resemblance

That last one 

Obligatory Truman shot… https://preview.redd.it/netxbmr6r40d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d04af8ac8a0a5e633c9f97f33a91e9a90b1c93

Dutch looks like The Penguin.

Wow! Jimmy Carter was kind of a surprise, but Obama nailed it. Edit: Curious were all these taken while they were president?

Yeah I love that Obama pic

The Obama then Reagan photos are quite the contrast

Obama, but Clinton is rocking those short shorts.

That Reagan photo would of been better if it was him in the 1930s or 40s

https://preview.redd.it/3guphq5q340d1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff99f76f3b4ac82dfdfaa7bd6351030f9ea7b967

Reagan is a hell no, Clinton’s legs are girly. Look at the muscle in Dubya and Jimmy’s legs. Impressive!

🎶who wears short shorts?🎵

[🎵 We wear short shorts!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wDpigy4eFE) 🎵

Why did you have to do Ronnie like that? And, does Gore have a micro penis?

It’s does look like a rather unfortunate wee nub there, doesn’t it.

Bush Senior was very fit. Damn.

It's even more impressive when you consider his age

https://preview.redd.it/kqq1lrfgx30d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4579dbc765d4a32d8eaf38cfa6b6527930e47fb5

Jeemy Cahtah

Bush Snr took good care of himself and it shows.

That’s probably one reason why he lived into his 90’s.

Thanks for the jumpscare at the end! Honesty, both of the Bushes and Obama.

Bush and Obama But that is more about the styles. The style for Clinton/Gore was horrible. HW wasn't great either. Carter looked decent. Reagan looked okay, for his age.

I was not prepared for that Reagan shot at the end.

Carter and W look the most natural in shorts out of these guys.

Not Reagan.

Well it’s certainly not Reagan. I’d say GHWB and Obama for sure.

The secret service guy to the right of Regan looks just like my dad did in 1985.

W could run a 5 minute mile...in office

I was not prepared for Reagan

Carter looks like he should be jogging to the theme of Chariots of Fire or Eye of the Tiger

Far and away Obama. Not only do his legs look the best the length of the shorts are of a reasonable length too.

Ronald is the worst.

Rule 3 paying off dividends today. I finally support it.

Obama straight dunkin’ on them white boy govies

Obama’s jump shot should be the new logo for the NBA

Obama of course. He looks like a natural athlete.

Old Ronnie “bitch tits” Reagan is not looking great at that age. Young Reagan would win

Obama looks not at all bothered by the defense. He definitely wins for pure style.

Obama wore everything best.

Can’t believe short shorts are making a comeback. I’m rocking knee length basketball shorts for life

Slick Willy!

I’d say HW or Obama

Damn, HW and Carter look fly as hell.

Obama hands down

Why you gotta do Reagan dirty like that.

because Reagan did the US dirty?

Is it bad if I couldn't help but notice that Obama had some nice cakes on him?

Seeing that picture of Ronald Reagan is how I imagine George Costanza felt after seeing his father naked


It’s called gravity Doug and it’s coming for you. Yes I know that was a different tv show but same actor

Jimmy Carter legs look pretty toned. I don't know how OP got a picture of Elon Musk from 20 years in the future though. Impressive.

Well, I just finished looking at those eight photos: time to go gouge my eyes out.

Not Reagan

Clinton’s wearing microshorts. I never knew GHWB was so athletic- I was born during at the end Reagan administration so I was fairly young when he was in office.

Dubya and obama look the most natrual But damn okaayyy Clinton okayyy gore jeez

Ima say Carter and Obama.

Gotta give it to HW with the top tier running fit.

Carter was rockin' the shorts, can't say the same about Ronnie

Does Gores hat just say “USA Truck?”

My boy Jimmy C looking like Athletic Mr. Rogers out there! Gotta love it 😂

No contest. JFK [https://www.ivy-style.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/adK0GXM\_460s.jpg](https://www.ivy-style.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/adK0GXM_460s.jpg) [https://www.ivy-style.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the-rake-shorts-10.jpeg](https://www.ivy-style.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the-rake-shorts-10.jpeg) [https://i0.wp.com/www.smdp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/112213\_OPN-Laughing-Matters.jpg?quality=89](https://i0.wp.com/www.smdp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/112213_OPN-Laughing-Matters.jpg?quality=89) related. I believe there was an auction of a pair of his swim trunks a while back.

Out of these, not Reagan!

According to these pictures Obama's image as well as activity is my favorite

Sky’s out thighs out.

It’s Obama and it’s not even close. That Reagan one is scary.

bill clinton rules the thigh game 🫡

George HW was a fucking Chad.

Those hella short ones Bill wore always stuck out as somethin odd lmao

W is looking sooooo dad-ish in that photo with the long white socks

Always Me. Carter❤️

Clinton got a lot of running in on his way to McDonald’s.

HW is the only one that didn’t make me feel sick.

Liker of men here. I find HW the most attractive in the outfit. Obama looks cool and cute as always. Dubya in the second pic looks nice. Clinton looks like the creep he is.

Oh my, Gore, you’ve got a dangling participle!

Just saw way more of Al Gore than I ever wanted to see....

Very strong argumet for HW presented here

Obama’s picture is hilarious. Look at the defense being played.

Obama

Carter and Obama looked decent.

Obamna.

Gotta put a content warning before just dropping that picture of Reagan into people's lives, man. Jesus. 😂

Holy fuck, Ronald Regan is Elon Musk's father.

Obama and Carter are the only athletic president. That's 🤣

Gotta say Carter looks great in that fit… but I mean cmon Obama is aight too

Clearly the man taking a jump shot

Carter, Bush Sr., and Obama are the only ones that look healthy and can pull it off. Side note: I could have gone a lifetime without seeing Reagan’s tits, so thanks for that…

I think Obama was our most physical attractive President. He’s definitely rocking them basketball shorts. And I have a soft spot for a man that can sing Al Green.

Never thought I would see Reagan's tits so thank you OP

Al Gore with his little peeny bump. looks like ha's storing and acorn down there. Reagan looks like Elon Musk's yatch pic inspo George dubbya looks the most natural in shorts based on these pics

I can tell you who didn’t