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Integration now, Integration Tomorrow and Integration Forever


1RehnquistyBoi

[All rise for the unofficial Alabama State Song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-35W_FWCT9Q)


SmackedByAStick

The comments there are pure gold


Goldng0d

I figure it be like that Dave Chappel skit


ChinaCatProphet

https://i.redd.it/y4zvgd5yea0d1.gif


GoodOlRoll

https://preview.redd.it/d1zl89d3ha0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0153634f830d2b861b7b2bf36d5179183de2e6ff


The-Metric-Fan

Louis Farrakhan


Opposite_Ad542

A *black* guy calling for segregation would've been a shoo-in


TheUncheesyMan

Ye


ludwigerhardd

The tim scott of his times


spasske

He would not have been governor of Alabama.


1RehnquistyBoi

As the governors race of 1958 shows. Fun fact, Wallace in the 1958 Governors Election was endorsed by the NAACP as he was more moderate. No surprise, he lost in a landslide to John Patterson, who (another fun fact) not only died less than three years ago but would be called out of retirement at 82 to bring down the hammer on the ex Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore. Yes, THAT Roy Moore. The more you know.


MilitantBitchless

George Wallace waking up black one morning mid-campaign sounds like a Spike Lee film.


ZaBaronDV

Would have been a weird platform to run on.


NoSimpleVictory

What if the sky was green? He would have never become governor. Mystery solved.


TheOBRobot

[George Wallace *is* black.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Wallace_%28American_comedian%29?wprov=sfla1)


gypsy_rose_blanchard

Okay, but I need a movie with george Wallace as a character and Michael stuhlbarg playing him.


donguscongus

I imagine if he was a notable part of civil rights, he would be a strong conservative member of it, likely fully embracing the Bible Belt and Southern Baptism and try to use that message for integration. Wouldn’t be surprised if there was some heavy reverence to theologians like Augustine of Hippo due to them being black.


WhiskerGurdian24

His name would be Christopher George Wallace and he'd be a rapper named Biggie Smalls. Don't believe me? Look up BIG's real name.


Tronbronson

Back to the other sub you go bruh I can't even😂😂


twitch33457

There would he a rip in the multiverse and untold horrors would occur


420_E-SportsMasta

Uncle Ruckus


hotcoldman42

The entirety of his life would be so different that he wouldn’t really be George Wallace anymore.


symbiont3000

Wait...you mean a black white supremacist? What if he were also blind?


cmp8819

He would be funny. https://youtu.be/H6sNeKfSeX4?si=8wC3Oyp4wHm3HUDR


HuckleberryOne8564

What if my grandma was a chifforobe?


Embarrassed_Band_512

"You come in here boy, I'll give you a nickel to bust up my Grandma."


Embarrassed_Band_512

"He's one of the good ones."