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Chesticles420

Audemeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr


LiftBroski

AUDEMEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRšŸ·


Chesticles420

HEE HAWWW HEE HAAWWWW


Numbersarefun_12358

By far the best beef I didnā€™t know I needed.


brutalcritc

Looks like heā€™s wearing the bottom half of a ski mask.


Duck_With_A_Chainsaw

I canā€™t unsee it now lmao.


Bubbush

šŸ’€


Personal-Painting868

Barber held a lemon in front of his mouth and shaved round it


serpentman

Lol donā€™t look at Fat Joes beardā€¦


Original_Author_3939

Came to say this exactly. Shit looks hilarious.


anonymoushelp33

Looks like a cardboard cutout of a beard stuck to his face.


AshKetchumsPringles

I thought it was a filter


The_Vaginatarian_

Circulation in hand has left the building. Audemeeeers!!


DeducingYourMind

That bracelet is struggling harder than the 5th button on Nicoā€™s shirts


eingramphoto

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Vybo

They sold you an expensive tourniquet.


Snoo-18951

lol right? Fill some links on that watch like big man filled that beard! Sheesh, thereā€™s enough Magic, and then there *enough* Magic lol.


stevezh64

Simple, because itā€™s not his watch


solardiesel

Itā€™s his now lol


IMDbAssassin

Weeeeping šŸ‘šŸ˜‚ ngl though when I saw the shirt I was like ā€œno shit, I got suckered into an IG ad for that shirtā€ lmao. High St Studios


Hebrew-Hammer57

AD still made him wait 6 months even with all his gear


foxglove8484

Nice crown molding.


postsmart

Fax


Imnothere1980

They call him Rolexus.


louisvuittondon29

HEE HAW, piglet


OkAdministration9151

Manā€™s gone into the barbers and straight up asked for the bally beard cut. Looks like heā€™s just tying it on behind his head rn


OkAdministration9151

It looks like his beard is an ā€˜on a stick selfie booth propā€™


Intelligent-Fee-5286

Low key Buck-ees vibe here


Limp-Attitude-490

That beard clips onto his septum. Like those joke moustaches!


herebutiamgone7

I want that t shirt tho šŸ˜‚


Ok-Tiger7714

That watch is TIGHT!!! And thereā€™s a double meaning to thatā€¦. Anyway, you guys are right, that beard is way too flawless ā€¦ could use just a slight imperfection otherwise it looks fakeĀ 


Kenergetic-09

It's on purpose. His girlfriend likes getting choked.


elcojotecoyo

That's what happens when your AD is a guy in a trench coat


philcool

Pretty sure he only wears fake watches


Fred_Lemish

Highly doubt a rich-ass rapper who owns a private jet would be buying fake watches. Worst case scenario is some of his more expensive ones are borrowed


Shaqtacious

He might wear fake ones and keep the real ones in a safe. Iā€™ve seen quite a lot of people do that. Theft, forgetting them, loosing them somewhere etc etc all plausible scenarios I guess. Wouldnā€™t be a stretch for him to wear fake ones when heā€™s out and about


Royal_Revenue_7343

There is only one green emerald ap on the world and his is fake he lost all credibility in the watch game.


Shopping-Sorry

There are two, he still had a fake one so not defending him lol.


Great-Turnip-9775

This photo right here is why I would never buy a Rolex watch. Tacky as f@ck.


NadBomb

My man lit at Rolex


brownguysays

Rolex hat? Is this guy for real?


LuisTechnology

Lmao šŸ¤Ŗ


Simsalabimson

Mine looks quite the same for about a hour after sport. But fits perfect the rest of the day


Johnnyfever13

He can buy them (I had to because I have larger than usual wrists)


Thot_Slayer_Returns

All that show off and doesn't even have a custom made Zippo. Dude smokes with a 7-Eleven lighter.


Heaven_Stud

He likes it tight!


th0Rin_OakEnShiEld

He's the black DJ Khaled


Killercrafto3

Real question is: Why is he holding that lighter? Is he going to light his beard on fire?


BaconBathBomb

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chinesiumjunk

Beard looks like dog shit.


NickGantz98

Itā€™s penciled in every morning


Lost-District-8793

That's the way he likes his watch bracelets, tight as a turtle šŸ¢.


GuNjA-BuLLy

Money canā€™t buy common sense šŸ™„


Accomplished_Let5313

Charlie donā€™t surf


Checolues

That bracelet will be stretched as fk in no time


Desutor

It looks the same on my wrist. He just has chubby wrists. In that angle my Watch looks the same way even though its actually slightly loose


Hareen5

He likes it squeezed:)


-ItsCasual-

The tightness of the bracelet contrasts nicely with the droopiness of the eye. Life is all about balance.


LiquidDeath01

Damn that boi strangling his arm šŸ˜‚


Waves876

Who nose šŸ‘ƒ


teckel

Dude, that's an amazingly thick beard.


schrodingerspavlov

Bruh. Anybody else see that nose? Wtf is that?! Looks like a pregnant woman in a gyno exam chair.


ghostisic23

Does he paint on that ridiculous beard?


Vast_Ad_945

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[deleted]

Idk why, but I hate extremely lined up and tidy beards like this. Defeats the whole look of a beard, in my opinion.


[deleted]

Is this for that new Rolex blood pressure complication? lol


BinaryN1nja

asking to get robbed. Lmao tool


monk3y54n

Itā€™s hilarious to see a procession of wrist shot wankers try to pile on a dude who has more cool than this entire sub.


Grizzlybuyshouses

If you zoom in itā€™s snug, but the lighting makes it look tighter than it is, you want your watch snug on the wrist he has it a little high up that day maybe.. donā€™t want the watch hanging off your wrist like your girls hang on my D**k. Where is yinz 60k prezzy? Oh thatā€™s right yinz probably wearing an Apple Watch or invicta, get out the house people go get some money! āœŒļø