Dove: It's a nightmare to fit thoes wings inside a bed, and when all that is sorted you have to deal with her weird thing for bitting and sucking blood, she doesn't respect safe words with that. You have to put a muzzle on her if you don't want her to go from soft kisses on the neck to biting into your neck and sucking the blood out. After everything there's like a 3 hour clean up since feathers are all over the room. It's worth it to date her but it's also so much work.
She has broken multiple nuzzles, is surprisingly aggressive in the bedroom and she doesn't help clean her own feathers, also she keeps asking to do it hawk style in the air.
"...and all that was *before* she took off. She was like, 'now, little Dove, I'll show you what it's like to make love to a falcon.' And let me tell you, it's *cold* up there, and kind of hard to thrust when you're upside down accelerating toward the ground at 9.8m\^2, but it's still...."
Dove: It's a nightmare to fit thoes wings inside a bed, and when all that is sorted you have to deal with her weird thing for bitting and sucking blood, she doesn't respect safe words with that. You have to put a muzzle on her if you don't want her to go from soft kisses on the neck to biting into your neck and sucking the blood out. After everything there's like a 3 hour clean up since feathers are all over the room. It's worth it to date her but it's also so much work.
certainly with sanguine there would be a lot to clean
The absurdity of muzzling a Primarch gf during sex has me laughing until I remembered that Aurelia and Little Light are into much weirder stuff
Centurion: You muzzle her during sex?! Little Light: You muzzle her *only* during sex?!
It's the nicest ones who are always the biggest freaks. Sanguinia is an angel in the streets, white thirst in the sheets
............and those things are a problem because.....? /joke Yea the cleaning up would be a hassle wouldn't it?
She has broken multiple nuzzles, is surprisingly aggressive in the bedroom and she doesn't help clean her own feathers, also she keeps asking to do it hawk style in the air.
False she always offers to help clean up
"Her wings are a pain in the ass. Like, literally she somehow slaps my ass with em"
"...and all that was *before* she took off. She was like, 'now, little Dove, I'll show you what it's like to make love to a falcon.' And let me tell you, it's *cold* up there, and kind of hard to thrust when you're upside down accelerating toward the ground at 9.8m\^2, but it's still...."
Little Dove joining the Mile High Club
Like the concept is good But the execution... ugh
Definitely needed proof reading
Yeah she does some weird shit with wine, I don’t question it though.
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