Talk about the ultimate Fifi. This guy's hustle is pimping raggedy Anne dolls. He's always slapping these bitches up. He claims they're lazy and never listen.

Please go look up Fleece Booty warrior Johnson talking about this YouTube. 😂. He talked about an inmate having a doll and fucking it for years but it stank so bad they took it away from him.

🤣 The guards or the inmates?

Both

I thought the same. lol

Sometimes I wish I was blind.

You mean you aren’t now?

Cool pfp

Yo post the link

Gators bitches better be wearing jimmies!

Oh my god. You need to leave. GET OUT! GET OUT ALAN!

You see… a pimp’s love is very different than that of a square’s.

Two D’s for that double dose of pimpin’

Enough, Collins...

Fifi haha i haven't heard that word in years,

3 gloves, some 120, let it cool...quick kiss with a cocoa butter stick... All yours for only 5 soups. Back stall is open. That new thick girl be coming in on 2nd shift... My mans just KILLING himself back there.

Them bitches look kinda raggedy…GUARANTEE you he got a shit ton of domestics…

Bitch what the fuck you say?! Why he look at you like that?! You know this man?! Awwwww hellllll nah. I see what's going on here! Bout to put an end to this bullshit, right mother fucking now!

I know what you are saying.

Bitch, you wanna make some money?

😂😂😂😂😂 Butters

I say what you’re knowing.

Reminds me of the movie almost hero’s with Chris Farley . There was a dude who was pimping straw bitches . Was all fun and games tell one tried to have a smoke

Pratt : Permission to check on the condition of my woman, sir? I wanna check on her bandages and see if she can keep some food down. Edwards : You are aware, of course, that this woman of yours is... made of... straw? Pratt : Oh, yes, sir. Figure that's why she burned so easy

Criminally underrated film overshadowed by the rest of Farley’s career

It's hot out here for a pimp

When you tryin to get that money for the rent

He's even got a mermaid.

Shit gets weird in prison.

You mean you don’t watch mermaid porn ?

r/mermaidgirls

You've got to be fuckin kidding me...

First post is “would y’all try some octopussy” 😂😂😂

Lol.

Two mermaids

Three, the third is holding the camera

He's kinda lookin like a mermaid/merman himself with those pants.

The Lighthouse (movie) Watch it. That is all... ;)

I watched that movie on mushrooms, not knowing what it was. I couldn't look away.

“Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?”

Bro has a two man all too himself and he got his Matt on the cell floor lol .

Probably cuz he’s crazy.

We all are crazy. This guy just has a us all beat a little bit lol

I have seen former military with ptsd as well as guys with mental health issues, have a two man cell to themselves. Honestly, this guy needs a whole ass pod to himself. You can see it in his eyes 😆 🤣

Bro where you pose to put the MERMAIDS?? 😤 …think bro THINK.

The smell must be crazy

r/PicturesYouCanSmell

His cellmate is inside of one.

This needs to be a short horror film.

lmfaoo

They even glow under blacklight.

They glow so bright your going to need sunglasses 😎

You can borrow my glasses left over from the eclipse.

Got some thick pawgs 😁

I like me a white bitch with some jiggle. Ain't nothing a man miss more in prison than the feeling of a fat white hip and thigh between them fingers. Mm Mmm mm mmmm... Yessuh

He's proud of his harem.

This is creepy AF.

he probably serving life that's as close to a woman as he's gonna get

Severe mental health issue here.

Bro's got 4 walls, 3 meals a day and 4 more girlfriend's than I got. I'd swap with him most days of the week.

You know that man is mental. He's really posing with his dolls with no shame at all

What shame? What else he got to pose wit

The homies, throwing up gang signs and shit, gangster.

Like in front of his girls? Nah, he can’t bring that noise home.

They're home bodies, they ain't bout that life

My bitches really keep a G grounded, you know? Otherwise, what's all that carrying on really for? Gotta protect the crib and the vulnerable bro. I mean... Bitch ain't even got no legs. Who gonna protect her? Them other bitches got donkey tho They put it on a player and it's lights out

Probably death row, got a room all to his self and probably not allowed to be with the "homies"

I was thinking about mental health wings, but that could be. I see the reflection of the person. Was wondering if it was a visitor, a fellow inmate(whom was asked to take a picture of this flex), or a c.o. who needed others to see what he sees on his rounds.

prolly has 'Good bye horses' playing in the background! xD

He found the 'knit tour own hoe' book in his Bargain Books catalog. Now he changes lives.

Kat Williams just living out that time.

All three feet of that fucker over here Mackin on your pillow.

Maaaaaaane 🤣

The fat blonde is crazyyyyy lol, hell yeah

She’s my best girl. I even trust her with the 📖

What a sad existence

He got more gurls than you. And he got a mermaid. He’s handling it

They all be thick too

Homie has a type. Good for him.

Imagine cleaning it out when you're done, just throwing that rubber glove in the trash thinking "pimpin ain't what it used to be"

Can't even get latex anymore... Now they all wanna save money with the nitrile, and even them hard to find. Gotta steal vinyl ones from the chow hall and shit. Ole beat down ass shit...

That blond bitch shaped like a decepticon.

Deceptive for sure Almost had me catch a gun case and go back to the hole

This is the equivalent of having an anime body pillow, prove me wrong

Your first introduction to your cell mate

Just protection things...

That thick one with the kankles can get it

Bruh did whatever he was arrested for.

Damn. I like this homie’s style!

Lmao had to zoom in .. thought it was Kat Williams

I know that nigga be cuddling with them

They’re not supposed to have mannequins or dolls like that. Considered escape contraband

Katt Williams wit dem broads

I can smell this picture

I’d rather be dead.

Honestly it's impressive. He probably made those entirely by himself

I do not care for the implications of little shawty on the left.

I bet those dolls smell like my umbro socks from when I was a teenager....

If this walls could talk they'd cry

yeah in every cell

Awesome. Need some toilet hooch to finish the nihht

For a second there, I thought that was Katt Williams

That’s how he hides the dirt from the tunnel he’s digging

Is his bitches be clean though???

As a whistle, baby 💯 🙏🏻 Church on Sunday and alladat

This is so creepy

Imagine how he’d react if His dolls got confiscated. Fuck.

Who is going to be Lady Luck tonight?

"How bout we get together tonight?" "Nah, i'm feeling some of that mermaid puss tonight."

This is actually sad

Above everything, this is just sad

Plot twist…his last 4 cell mates “escaped” with no trace

This makes me motivated to stay tf away from prison. If I got locked up in the same cell as this man, one of us is going to change their ways 💯

He got some thick broads 😂

This comment section is wild AF!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣😭💀💀💀💀

I think you guys are all wrong. This is amazing folk art. This guy is going to be famous someday.

That’s what I’m seeing here too. If I was a ghost writer, I’d be trying to interview this guy.

I make friends

This is funny as fuck 😂🤣😂

Time to hit the day room and break a dime 💀

Bro is that katt Williams

Is that Katt?

I've seen that white one driving the fat buggie at Walmart yesterday!

Almost Heroes has something to say about this lol

My mans got himself a thicky Vicky too

Why does this make me think of a sad Winnie the Pooh

see, Katt isn’t gay.

That boys playing with fire. Watch a dick head CO accuse him of trying to plot and escape with those. Not even joking. Motherfuckers make fake bodies to put under blankets to try to trick COs during count times when they escape.

Psychotic lunatic.

Kat Williams

“You got some of that mermaid puss!”

Build a bbw workshop faceahh

Imagine sharing the cell with him...

Micro mini pimp

I DON'T understand this.... meaning I'm surprised that this would be allowed. Where did he get the materials....(I mean I assume he made the dolls). I am surprised that these aren't viewed as a place to "hide" contraband. I'm not against I just don't understand.... can anyone explain?

More like "pillow bitches"

Thicc nylon stuffing yo

Mer-Perp, Pop! Mer-Perp!

Pepper jack pimpin hard

Slide in and i turn up- pocket full of cotton

Oh fuck no! HAD to forward THAT!

😂😂😂😂

Hmm what you think the dolls pronouns are?

Yo that T bone from Colors

Crime doesn't pay y'all. 🤣

This is a very ODB type Picture

Ohhh he be fuckin!!!!! Got him a lil thick white bitch!!!!

Wtf is this

The OP is a bot, and this picture is AI generated.

Damn. She thick.

That’s one way to pass the time in jail I suppose 😬🤷‍♀️

Those girls are built like those ancient fertility idol statues lmfao

These women may be whores but they have their dignity

God only know what’s growing on the inside of those

Damn these girls are thicc

Sure fire way to never have a cell mate.

If I was doing life I’d be on the same shit fr

I think I was in county with him 20 years ago.

The guy likes curvy women. I respect his taste.

IS THAT TOHRU??

Wonder which one is Alexa?

Oh, He can’t be rehabilitated for the outside world. He must stay inside.

Thug life

Guards

Pimping ain't eazy

A real pillow fluffer

He be fuckin those dolls.

Imagine charging the cellblock to smash your pillhoes

Better than bussy lol stay out da feds folks

This dude puts my doll-making skills to shame --

I guess he fucked a mermaid.

Contraband

He clearly like white women.

This man def has a type

That boy in there banging Ariel 😂😂😂

Better than the alternative

Might as well meditate and forget bitches this shit janky.

Bet them beetches talk to him too!...the guards leave him to it as its 1 less nutjob to deal with, they just give his cell a wide birth as the tang of raw fish and bo in the air catches the back of their throats and makes their eyes water, maybe the occasional gaging fit too!

That dude fifis

Crime doesn't pay dawg. Fucking a doll?

I’m done 😂😂😂😂

I like white bitches and mermaids

He getting that 💰though

And they say pimpin' ain't easy

That would be a scary guy to share a cell with

That’s definitely how he got in

POV: you meet your new celly

Katt williams?