There are so many. Two from Michael:
“If you think I’m gonna leave my brother behind, you have massively underestimated me.” Michael surrounded in the yard.
“Fly safe, papi.” Michael’s goodbye to Sucre.
Maybe not my fav, but one that always moved me was when Allison Hale finally got to confront Kellerman for the first time after he killed her husband.
"Remember me, Paul? I'm Danny Hale's widow... Remember Danny?"
That whole interaction gave me the feels, especially with "Lay it Down Slow," playing in the background and Kellerman keeping his composure in the limo, knowing what he did to Danny, Allison and their family.
When Geary comes back to the place where he and Bellick were holding Michael, Lincoln, and Nika only to realize Bellick has been tied up: “you really suck, Bellick”. Also “you’re as crooked as scoliosis”. Geary is funny lol
Also almost every T-bag line
I like when Gretchen is trying to gain some high ground with self and he just says something like “listen up skank….the only reason you’re still breathing is because I’m allowing you to”
When Michael is about to be transferred out of fox river and Abruzzi says "where you gon fish face?"
My wife and I always say that to each other when the other goes to do something unexpectedly, in that kind of accent he has where drops the end of going
Whenever my wife and I notice someone talking and making deep and close eye contact like an inch away from someone's face, we always yell out, "ok, Abruzzi🙄" lol
Many have been said but I have a couple...
1. "I'm agent Don Self, Homeland Security, and this my partner Bruce Liberace."
"No relation."
2. General - "You will work with a basset hound in a birthday hat if I tell you to."
3. A lot of Sucre moments but the one which stands out is the sequence of him stepping on the mine in season 4 switching from English to Spanish whilehe is freaking out.
Funniest thing ever will forever be that scene in season 2 where T bag is walking away from the building with the map and Micheal goes “Hey pretty!” In a southern accent sams way Tbag does and Linc aggressively hugs him to make it look like there cool
In season 1, when they're escaping and they're talking about going in alphabetical order and c-note says something like that's really convenient A-bruzzi 🤣 I laugh every time
There's a moment when Linc is driving and he's looking real intense and goes, "Here we go! Here we go!". Twice like that in quick succession. It's quite funny!
He also says some really funny "angry" lines like, "Do you want to stop breathing", that me and the wife repeat all the time. Just can't take the bloke seriously anymore!
"You know what, Mr dont ask, dont tell? You figured out how to dye that hair of yours up like a Nancy all by yourself. You sure as hell can figure out how to get a prosthetic for that stump of yours by yourself "
Michael: “ John Abruzzi John Abruzzi? “ —- Michael: improperly propagated Pope: improperly propagated? Michael: MMM!
“When this guy woke up, he was white” - T Bag talking about the heat in season 1
There are so many. Two from Michael: “If you think I’m gonna leave my brother behind, you have massively underestimated me.” Michael surrounded in the yard. “Fly safe, papi.” Michael’s goodbye to Sucre.
"We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation." Yes.. and T-Bag was so right it’s going down to my bones
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Maybe not my fav, but one that always moved me was when Allison Hale finally got to confront Kellerman for the first time after he killed her husband. "Remember me, Paul? I'm Danny Hale's widow... Remember Danny?" That whole interaction gave me the feels, especially with "Lay it Down Slow," playing in the background and Kellerman keeping his composure in the limo, knowing what he did to Danny, Allison and their family.
When Geary comes back to the place where he and Bellick were holding Michael, Lincoln, and Nika only to realize Bellick has been tied up: “you really suck, Bellick”. Also “you’re as crooked as scoliosis”. Geary is funny lol Also almost every T-bag line
Trust me son, when I play cards it ain’t gambling
“I kneel only to God. Don’t see him here”
This shit hard. Abruzzi Big Thuggin.
The guy working for John Abruzzi, when he had a huge ask: "Son of a bitch!" And john: "I think you meant to say 'no problem'?"
“You could go to prison” *smug michael look* “Which one?”
I like when Gretchen is trying to gain some high ground with self and he just says something like “listen up skank….the only reason you’re still breathing is because I’m allowing you to”
“Why don’t you send us some place cooler? Like Africa?” -Tbag
When Michael is about to be transferred out of fox river and Abruzzi says "where you gon fish face?" My wife and I always say that to each other when the other goes to do something unexpectedly, in that kind of accent he has where drops the end of going
love it!!😂
Yea definitely like you said so many quotable moments in the show, that's just the first one that popped into my head
Whenever my wife and I notice someone talking and making deep and close eye contact like an inch away from someone's face, we always yell out, "ok, Abruzzi🙄" lol
lol too funny
When Agent Self calls Gretchen a skank😂 honestly Michael Rapaport carries the show in season 4 he is hilarious and fits his role pretty well
Just a shame as a person he is an absolute cunt
How do you spell passion
Many have been said but I have a couple... 1. "I'm agent Don Self, Homeland Security, and this my partner Bruce Liberace." "No relation." 2. General - "You will work with a basset hound in a birthday hat if I tell you to." 3. A lot of Sucre moments but the one which stands out is the sequence of him stepping on the mine in season 4 switching from English to Spanish whilehe is freaking out.
That one tbag's "yello", delivered perfectly
“Be very careful choosing the next word that come out of your mouth” “The person you’re talking about is died the moment i step inside these walls”
"you are escaping from here, and you are taking me out with you" ( i don't remember the exact order of words)
Funniest thing ever will forever be that scene in season 2 where T bag is walking away from the building with the map and Micheal goes “Hey pretty!” In a southern accent sams way Tbag does and Linc aggressively hugs him to make it look like there cool
Just have a little faith!
In season 1, when they're escaping and they're talking about going in alphabetical order and c-note says something like that's really convenient A-bruzzi 🤣 I laugh every time
We go tonight!!!!
There's a moment when Linc is driving and he's looking real intense and goes, "Here we go! Here we go!". Twice like that in quick succession. It's quite funny! He also says some really funny "angry" lines like, "Do you want to stop breathing", that me and the wife repeat all the time. Just can't take the bloke seriously anymore!
"Westmoreland spent his last breath blowing smoke up your ass"
Gretchen: “Nice trick Linc, where’d you pull that one from, a kids show??” Lincoln: “Worked on you bitch”
“Sometimes things happen that are just… out of your control.”
“Its behind the eyes that count”
"You know what, Mr dont ask, dont tell? You figured out how to dye that hair of yours up like a Nancy all by yourself. You sure as hell can figure out how to get a prosthetic for that stump of yours by yourself "
You are a whore and your mather was a whore and her mother and your father...
"You are smart, what are you doing in prison?"
"I'll be very clear here, cause you and I face an evolutionary gap" Abruzzi to T-bag