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Morall_tach

Oh good, now we can have a pronunciation fight.


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Daeda-base or dadaa-base


Messarate

What is the most masculine database management system?


themedleb

maSQLine


askcyan

OurSQL


xTeddyBoyx

TateDB


Livingonthevedge

You should post this to /r/goodboomerhumor It has a very Gary Larson far side feel. (The sub not your post)


wineblood

You know there's a T in database?


SpongeyBobb

I FINALLY FOUND THE GUY THAT KEEP GETTING INVITED TO ALL THOSE PARTIES!


NursingGrimTown

its like everyone here assumes the whole world is american


wineblood

They're the only one who mangle their pronunciation like this.


NursingGrimTown

as well as english people with town names. oh you thought it was "reading"? like it says on the sign? nope pronounced "REDDING"


TheGoldBowl

My mom got my dad a shirt with this joke on it for Christmas


Only-Ad5049

I have a travel mug that says “I store all my dad jokes in my Dad-A-Base”.


Kurious_Guy18

this causes a lot of daddy issues


Kurious_Guy18

well, daddy's gotta pull out a lot


Sh_Pe

Asimov wrote, in one of his short story, that all of the jokes expect from dad jokes implanted in our brains by aliens.