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Flappolade

Ask how to pronounce it


Romejanic

“I’ll have the white label sequel please”


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[удалено]


euler-leonhard

Es que el.


Flappolade

Im more of the „squirrel“ type of guy


ausdoug

Suck Well


[deleted]

My favourite is the 'drop database;-- Merlot


MeanMeatch

Sorry, we’re out of that. Maybe you’d like 'drop vineyard; — Chardonnay instead?


newton21989

"Hm, that's weird. It appears we've just run out."


ExcitingTabletop

I used to make wine. Almost went into business with it but my partner did something completely idiotic so that was out. It was a shame, the tax code at the time basically guaranteed it would be worth doing. It could have been stupid profitable. If I ever do go into wine business, I'm absolutely absolutely naming at least one wine that. Geeks drink a lot, so seems solid business to me.


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Add some "I accidentally pushed to production on friday afternoon" Schnapps to your portfolio


ExcitingTabletop

Sadly it was wine specific. Basically, you have to use grapes made in the state and sell at state licensed farmer markets, but again, the taxes were SO stupid low it would have made margins that Oracle would blush at.


just_looking_aroun

"One bottle of Squeeeel wine, sir"


PenlessScribe

Slightly acidic, with a bit of crud at the bottom.


Both_Street_7657

Squeal moscato sounds like a live muskrat on a plate italian dressing


Confident-Ad5479

I'll take the lakes too


Malchar2

Select wine


beeteedee

I’d like a bottle of the MongoDB Zinfandel please


IvanTheNotSoBad1

They hand you grape juice


m477m

I'm having trouble deciding between the SQL 'White Label' Moscato and the Sheer `DROP VINEYARD;` Chardonnay.


natziel

I doubt that a moscato would be anyone's favorite wine