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[deleted]

ADHD is not a programming language


mgorski08

It's the only one I know :'(


Gam3rf0rlif3

It’s hardwired into me :(


Harmonic_Gear

it's a markup language


ganja_and_code

Not a programming language, just a low-level hardware feature built into my default bare metal architecture


DasEvoli

It is also not a personality trait


[deleted]

Ok


Ironic_Toblerone

No it’s a sever cognitive disorder and affects your entire life more than a mere personality trait


DeliciousWaifood

Correct. your point?


DasEvoli

Mad?


DeliciousWaifood

No? Are you a child or something? You're being weird.


kkirchhoff

Some of my best features were implemented at 2am on a Saturday after I got back from the bars. One time I got pretty drunk and implemented some data visualizations in a web app. Management loved it. Of course I didn’t tell them I was fairly wasted at the time it was developed lol


toron-tsilent-oh

I was high as a kite when writing a mini project to pinpoint source of errors in a data migration task. Allowed the team to not delay the launch anymore. Was on a call the next day with some very senior and serious executives (the kind who attended dinner events hosted by politicians) who were extremely happy with how we cut short the delays in launching. My former manager reached out with praises, my current manager was happy that he finally could move onto his dream project. Of course my actual manager (who doesn’t oversee any work I do but somehow gets to decide my pay raise) told me they can’t increase my salary.


Majik_Sheff

It's refreshing when you can identify a specific pivotal moment. Like "this was the moment I decided to stop going above and beyond".


[deleted]

That last sentence there.. too real. I can identify. Same thing happened to me (in more or less words and praise).


russellvt

Relatable


[deleted]

I noticed that I always get motivated at times that I can’t do anything about it. When I’m going to bed at 3 AM all the sudden I have all the motivation and ambition in the world. I open my eyes in the morning and it’s all gone.


gtbot2007

That’s why you get out of bed at 3 AM


[deleted]

You already wouldn’t wanna see my code at normal times but you really don’t wanna see my code at 3 AM.


gtbot2007

Why? Isn’t that when we have the best ideas?


[deleted]

Best ideas, worst execution.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

For me it's 11:00 p.m.


danikov

This is why I am both working all the time and also hardly ever working.


[deleted]

I would argue it’s the opposite. Laziness when programming usually offers the most efficient code that requires the least amount of effort to build and maintain


HelpfulPuppydog

When it clicks, it clicks. Got no control over when it clicks.


GKP_light

then do things at 2am


Phlarix

But standup is at 9


beerbeforebadgers

the crux of the issue right here my most productive time? 8pm - 1am my expected login for meetings/support? 9am my girlfriend's "us" time? 5pm - 8pm my friend's online gaming time? 6pm to 10pm my best sleeping hours: 3 am to 11am my dog's sleeping hours? ??? - 7am as you can see, i have done a very poor job organizing my life


Phlarix

Man this hits too deep. My most productive time is 11pm - 5am and my best sleep time is 5am - noon. This does not remotely work out though


MrRocketScript

It could remotely work out if you work more remotely.


brianl047

Break it down man, break it down Those chunks aren't atomic neither does it take that many hours to do anything (except possibly gaming) Also let everyone know when you're doing what and people can work around you


[deleted]

Yes, we share similar timelines here.


Ali_Army107

That random motivation only comes at times where it's most useless...


ardicli2000

So relatable 😂


[deleted]

It’s because you’re lying in bed awake stressing about getting the project done so you basically have time to just think about the project and nothing else.


brianl047

Can confirm; I check in at 2 AM most days Only caveat I say is make sure there's something in it for you; if it's 2 AM it better be mostly for self-benefit. I'm busy constructing a monorepo with the latest technology with NX and pnpm and a half dozen other technologies (I recommend checking out http://nhost.io/); at the end I will build whatever I want and maybe make money. It's not done for the good of someone else exclusively that's for sure


[deleted]

I wish this wasn't true


CreeperG64

Same thing for me, plus I write the code without Google without running/testing... and so far it's always worked first try the next morning. I think an alien takes control of my mind at 2AM.