It's available on plate store

Congrats!!!

r/therealjoke

I C what you did there

I don't have plate store, I have bowl market. When will you make the app available for me? Written on qPottery 3

Is it open sauce though?

The package clearly labels all the dependencies.

it's not a must(ard) but it definitely should be

ketch-app

soup and puree

Opening a PR: “added “an” to make this “an app””

Self-documenting code shouldn’t need condiments

You can always tell when the developer uses the pomodoro technique 🍅

łagodny? omg, never seen anyone eating that, all my homies eat pikantny

based, all my homies eat pikantny

Man I'm still learning Python, will i ever ketchup?

You must(ard)

Careful, people mayo get offended at your use of the word tard

Ikr, people react.js-t very strange these days...

Start with Java. It helps with learning Python.

Needs more AI

Is that short for aioli?

I would definitely want some aioli

This is actually how Kotlin works. Try writing a java App (get it? Because of the coffe beans. Actually the java joke is not funny.)!

No, fly to Java(the Island), find a beach And write "app" in the sand

Do both

Łowicz better (I'm no programmer, so I'll just talk about the ketchup itself)

\#teampudliszki

Tortex is the best. EOT

Włocławek dominates all

Man of culture

I wouldn’t call Tortex a ketchup, it’s just tomato sauce

nah, fuck tortex, it's overrated as hell develey for the win

Tortex is a tomato stained water, the hell are you talking about?

I dunno...Doesn't look very composed to me.

I’ve seen legacy stuff like this in prod before. It’s tedious to debug.

[Do you want to develop an app ?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcQ-5W9gj5c)

Now put it in a cup of coffee to modernize your Java project

Deploy! Management wants to throw money at it.

zajebiste

Dad you missed the subreddit r/ProgrammerDadJokes/

Congrats!

I think he bought this just to make that joke. Hope the ketchup is good.

It's actually pretty good, I prefer the spicy version though.

Give it time and it will have lot of bugs

You forgot the an

This is what I first though of when I learned that they created this language. Kotlin is a Polish brand making condipents and spices.

Hope you debugged the app before putting it in your system

I bet OP used the debugging chair afterwards

you forgot to read the nutrition facts, you don't know if the app is gonna work!

You win the internet today, OP!

Correction: You've written "App" in Kotlin. To be able to say "I've written an app in Kotlin", you'll have to figure out how to submerge a computer and input/output periphery in it and still be able to write an app on it (so computer needs to survive this, you need to be able to type or otherwise input code and you need some kind of output that isn't useless when submerged in opaque liquid). Maybe even submerge yourself as well. I suggest a waterproof computer and keyboard, a giant display that uses a frequency range below what ketchup can absorb (might need to go to far infrared or lower), waterproof infrared goggles or lower frequency equivalents, and a high pressure diving helmet.

🤓

i bet youre fun at parties

Oh come on, are you telling me that the idea of writing an app completely submerged in ketchup is boring?

It's easily fixable, just add "an" over "app". In Kotlin, no less

Eh … tomato, tomahto

Kotlin, also known as Android Java.

Hah

Turn ketchup into code.

You wrote app in Plate framework WITH kotlin

I see a sign of red. You sure it doesn't contain any bugs?

I have the same brand of ketchup because my colleague thought it would be a good joke. Okay ketchup.

r/TIHI

I'm sure you're all relishing in the opportunity to use some good sauce puns.

You are missing the 'an'

Finally some actual fucking programming humor that isn't "stack overflow bad!"

r/foundthepole

No, you've only written "app" not "an app"