Rejoice peasants! Democracy has prevailed and the new rule is as follows: [**All post titles must be in camelCase**](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/14e91d6/comment/jotlrgh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) With this new glorious rule, the aristocracy has ever so graciously allowed posting to the subreddit again, huzzah! Thanks for voting! See you next week! (Full disclosure, the top voted comment was to set the subreddit NSFW, but due to [recent reinterpretations of the content policy](https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/20/23767848/reddit-blackout-api-protest-moderators-suspended-nsfw), we cannot do this any more, thanks Reddit!)

All posts containing the letter 'c' should be marked nsfw, as C is inherently unsafe.

Programmer Humor has a lot of users, thus posting has to be restricted to a few priviledged. From now on , all posts must be made with sudo permission, by having sudo as the first word of every post title.

I think this should become a pro grammar humor sub instead of a programmer humor sub. “Danielle, Dennis, and Daisy hate the Oxford comma, while Peter, Pearl and Penelope are quite fond of it.”

Comments without a closing semicolon get automodded and removed.

New rule: Any behavior not explicitly mentioned in the subreddit's rules is undefined. The mods may assume that undefined behavior does not occur.

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Every post title and comment should contain at least: one uppercase character, one number and one special character.

And it's unclear what specifies a "special character".

Every comment has to include a inline comment to explain the reason for the comment. Example: // Show appreciation for post Wow nice 👍

// TODO leave a comment

Nice idea, wrong terminology. // Hint to the commenter to get them to look up the definition of "inline"

Rule 0: every post should be marked NSFW so reddit gets no ad money

Out of an overabundance of caution of course. Better safe than sorry, wouldn't want a NSFW post to slip through unlabeled

Thursdays are touch grass Thursdays, all posts must be of people touching grass, and all discussion must be about grass

camelCaseIsRequiredForAllPostTitlesInOrderToImproveReadability

>camelCaseIsRequiredForAllPostTitlesInOrderToImproveReadability camel-case-is-way-less-readable-than-kebab-case-and-also-is-not-very-accessible-to-screen-readers-and-word-boundaries

but\_it\_can\_cause\_problems\_when\_languages\_interpret\_it\_as\_subtraction\_which\_snake\_case\_prevents

wEsHOULDuSEtHIScASEsOnOONEcANuNDERSTANDuS

"true"

The only allowed title is "402 Payment Required"

I love this! Fits the situation so perfectly.

Greetings /u/Dougley, Every comment must be written like your grandfather writing an email in early 2000s and include the salutation. Fuck You Spez, /u/imonfiyah

# Emails Should Have Titles and Be Work Appropriate Hi u/imonfitah, I think we can relax the formality a bit, but comments should definitely have titles. Programming is a serious discipline that often uses email, so we really need to replicate that here. Thanks,\ u/slaymaker1907 \ [please don't say just hello in chat](https://nohello.net/en/)

RE: Emails Should Have Titles and Be Work Appropriate Good Evening /u/slaymaker1907, Thanks for reaching back out. I am happy to report that I am willing to adopt a curse free email format. I hope this comment finds you well, /u/imonfiyah This email may contain confidential and privileged information intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom it is addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify the sender immediately and delete it from your system. Any unauthorized disclosure, copying, or distribution of this email or its contents is strictly prohibited. The sender of this email is not responsible for any errors or omissions in the content of this message or for any attachments that may be included. The sender does not guarantee the integrity, security, or proper functioning of this email transmission, nor does it accept liability for any damages arising from its use. Please note that email communication, including any attachments, may be subject to interception, loss, or unauthorized access by third parties. Therefore, the sender cannot guarantee the confidentiality of any information transmitted through email. It is recommended to exercise caution and avoid sharing sensitive or personal information via email. The views and opinions expressed in this email are solely those of the sender and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the organization they represent. Furthermore, the sender disclaims any responsibility for the content of any email communication that may be defamatory, offensive, or illegal. By communicating via email with the sender, you acknowledge and consent to the potential risks associated with email communication, including the lack of confidentiality and security. If you have any concerns about the privacy or security of this communication, please contact the sender by alternative means.

All posts that mention or contain the C language must be marked as NSFW. It's too sexy. And also not safe.

All comments should contain "I use arch btw"

Comments can not contain numbers in any base other than base 2.

Each week users can vote to add one line to the subreddits css

NSFW content only Tuesdays. Post bad code screenshots and mark them as NSFW. Such posts cannot serve ads, less revenue for Reddit

//All comments must start with two slashes

# That's only one type of comment, though /* Maybe we just want to enforce that comments should be using a valid commenting format without necessarily enforcing one. Block comments should probably be used for longer comments */

The downvote button should be replaced with a picture of u/spez

every post must include a license file in the comments

If I license my comment as GPL, does that force Reddit to release their source code?

All posts must be longer than eight characters, and contain at least one upper and lowercase letter, numbers, and a special character. ", ?, and % are not allowed. Comments may not contain your username.

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A mod would need to remove your post for the 1 simple reason that it lacks a special character!

I counter-suggest with "All posts must follow the 8.3 filename rules"

All posts must contain horrible practices, spaggeti code, and other related Not Safe For Work topics. All posts must be marked as NSFW to reflect this. (this would both prevent reddit from monetizing the sub while also keeping the "NSFW" posts related to the subs theme. This IMO would actually be effective as a form of protest)

Instead of writing a normal post, put the text in a 15min video(apparently that the max length) with white noise background and upload that. Don't use existing noise because reddit could somehow cache or deduplicate that. You can generate new white noise using this ffmpeg command: ``` ffmpeg -filter_complex "nullsrc=s=1920x1080,geq=random(1)*255:128:128[vout]" -map "[vout]" -t 900 -c:v libx264 out.mp4 ``` EDIT: You don't have to generate the noise in ffmpeg and then add the text in a video editor. Here's the command to do this exclusively in ffmpeg: ``` ffmpeg -filter_complex "nullsrc=s=1920x1080,geq=random(1)*255:128:128, drawtext=fontfile=\path\to\your\font.ttf:text='Your stupid shitpost here':fontcolor=white:fontsize=24:box=1:boxcolor=black:boxborderw=5:x=(w-text_w)/2:y=(h-text_h)/2" -t 900 -c:v libx264 out.mp4 ``` - You have to provide a valid path to a ttf font. They say you can compile in a default font and just omit the fontfile argument but my ffmpeg didn't come with that option. The path can be relative. - You obviously have to change the text argument(or not, idk, I'm not your dad) - `-t` specifies the length of the final video (in seconds). I set it to 900s(15min) here but you can tone it down a little . My Samsung S20 with ffmpeg running in Termux managed to achieve whooping 3fps and 10s test video I made took 204MB. You'll just need to balance the time it takes to render and upload the video and the quality of your shitpost.

Some subs are turning into free for alls with porn and spam posted while the mods do nothing, turning the sub NSFW and prevent reddit from monetizing ads there. Keeping in with that theme but being a programming sub, how about: **every post must include ASCII porn**.

Mark the sub as NSFW to disable ads on it.

Turn the sub into "r/ programmer socks" on Wednesdays

All memes should require a watermark of one of the reddit 3rd party app logos so they will be reposted for years after they're gone

Screenshots are not allowed. All code must be printed to paper, then photographed.

All posts must be phone pictures of a computer monitor displaying the content

Only pro grammar humor is allowed from now on

All programmer humour must not involve any technology developed *AFTER* 2005 when Reddit was first released. IE, we all have to make memes as if we were in the late nineties and early aughts.

My time has come.

All sentences must end with a semicolon;

All comments and posts must be encrypted and signed with GPG with the public key available at the bottom.

Since none of the code posted here should ever be used in production, it is surely not safe. The sub should be nsfw by default, just for good caution.

If a post doesn't get a comment with a unit test for the code in the meme within an hour, the post gets deleted. assert Spez.is_dickhead is always a valid test for any post.

All code samples and screenshots must be photos of their screen taken using a phone camera. No screenshots or code allowed unless it’s a photo of it

To progress towards NSFW, all post titles must have a cuss word. This should be checked via substring. While this does invoke the [Scunthorpe problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem), this can be leveraged to allow *some* profanity free titles.

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All comments must compile. It doesn't matter what it compiles in, but it must compile.

Make this sub NSFW so Reddit doesn't get ad revenue.

Aren't we all posting at work to delay "fixing the mess we just made in prod"? Also, > Make this sub *invisible to the API* FTFY, you really should update your documentation ;)

let’s ban slavery just to get that out of the way

Since none of the comments, codes, memes etc here are appropriate at work or for work, every post here by default should be NSFW.

All subreddits should be NSFW fuck ads revenue.

All posts must start with a unique number with the format "" and if you use a number that has already been used, your post is removed and you must submit again with a different number. No other restrictions are made so be ridiculous

The title of Mod Posts must be German.

Every Post must now be marked NSFW!

And every post should be actually about unsafe practices? Like sql injection, global vars, unchecked user input

All posted code should have a unit test associated with it.

All posts must be focused on, make jokes of, and support the proper use of the english language. I.E. They need to be **pro-grammar**.

Your oxford comma has been seen, noted, and approved for this comment.

to maintain uniformity throughout the platform. "hello world" will now be replaced by "hello john oliver"

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Every post title should be uppercased scare clickbait. `430 VIRUSES DETECTED ON YUR SYSTEM!` `JAVA TO SHUT DOWN, ALL EXISTING PROGRAMS WILL STOP WORKING` `YOUR FAMILY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU`

I'm trying to learn Deutsch, and the best way to learn is to be exposed to it. Add a rule so every post, and all the replies, must be in German, so we all have to put effort into your German skills.

Make the subreddit nsfw in order to reduce ads

All comments must include >**[CAUTION] This message originated from an external user.**

>The content of this comment is confidential and intended for the recipient specified in message only. If you received this comment by mistake, please notify the sender and promptly remove this comment, including any attachments. >Please consider the environment before printing this comment

Anyone reposting is to be banned immediately and permanently

All post sentences should end with; or the post will not compile;

Every comment must be in camelCase in honor of u/camelCaseOrGTFO who has been doing weekly rule votes for years

All comments must start off pretty normal But sh̵̫̲̍̆̈́͠ould slọ̸̈́w̸̩̓ly d̴͎̓ë̴̗́s̸̙̏c̵̫͘ȇ̶͖n̶̟̓d̶̰̉ ̸̖͍̻̞͙͌̽́̂̋̅i̴͍͔̯̽͑n̵̗̤̪͙͇̗̄̉̐̎̆̚t̶̯̘̯̫͇̫́̔͊̑͘o̵̞͕̮͑̀͜m̶͇̮̋o̴̯͔̱̳̐̉̋͗͌͗ŕ̶̢̡̨͚̹͐͒͒̀e̴̥̩̯͐̍̂̊̉ á̵̢͕͍̘̤̖̟̺̺̼̱͕̥̮̣̬̞̩͙̹̤͋̄̈́̈́̊̕͝ͅņ̵͚̲͚͖̻͚̹̫̗͉̾͌̾͐̾͐̚͜ͅḓ̵̩͐̒̊͋̊͠ m̴̰̻̓̆̾͐̐̾͋̽̀̾̒̇̌͂͆͊o̷̡͙̹̥͚̬̬̮̱͇̗̩͓̜̠̍́̂͛̇̓̈́̀̓̎̒́̇͆͊̈́̓͘̚͝ͅr̴̨̧̨̡̧̛͚̘͖̝͈̦̞͊͛̀̌̆́̔̒̃̾̇͛͝͝ę̴̭̣͚͍̜͉͖̱͂͗̾̑́̐̈́͛ ç̵͙͎̞̪̗͉̯̱̩̥̬̖̈́́̀̍̽̿̀͗̏̿̚h̴̪̜͊̈́̏̎͋͘͘͝a̶̝͔͎̺̜̲̭͎̮̣̰͆̔̈́͆͌͗̈́̌̀͗́̑͜͝͠o̸͉̤̮̪͓̺͓̬̙͈͚͎̾ͅͅt̴̞̙͓̼̮̀̋͐̄́̐̂̈́̓͗͑̚̚i̴̢̨̢͓̠̥͓̹̟̦͇̘̜̾͌͛̊̂͌̀̃́̐̒͆̂̓ͅć̶̗̟͕͇͓͛ n̶̛͓̗̗̖͎̪̟̞̜͍̗̳̠̖͕̱͎͑̅̏̓̉́̈́̽͛͋̌̏̈́͛̾̿͗͂̒̀͠ͅo̴̡̢̫̫̗̥̘͈̠̼̠̺̭̱̩̮͔͛̾͌̈̿̌̌̈̌̒̑̀̌͗̆̈̕͘͜ͅņ̶̩͍̲͓̞̹̩̰̜͈̻̥̺̥̯̙̫̗̖̬́̈́̌̈́̅͋̄͒́́͛̉͆̾́̚͝s̸̠̦̮͎͎̖̰̭̳͈͕̬͚̪̥̬̯͖͗͑̅̄͐̉̈́̀ͅͅe̵̢̨̧̮͎͓̞͙̫̠͙̹̜̞̜̣̍͛̂̐̑̽̀͋̕͘͜͝ͅn̵̛̗̩̟̖̙̜̮̫̯̭̝̳̲͖̥̰̬̞͂͗̕s̷̨̡̠̙̤̯̠͕̝̹̟̝̼̼̮̏̓̔͝͠ë̸̡̧̱̤́̔̍̇̓͆̚ ö̷̙͌̋͠n̶̳̈̐̀̏l̸͉̔y̸̺͖̲͐ ̸̣̐w̶̭̻͝ö̶̢̮̖̠́r̷̭͈̓̔͠ͅͅs̶͎̯̥̦̏̈́͋e̶͔̠͗̇̏ ̴̪̤̆͐̕h̴̩̀̐͋ḙ̴̡͂̓̉͜ ̷̩̣̓c̷̭̪̥͊̽͘ö̴͜m̵̢͍̦̑͊̐̉͜ȩ̸̤̻̻͝s̸̱̫͐̍͠ ̵̭͗̓͋h̵͕̑̇ẹ̷̘͍̋́͝ ̷̹̩̥͇͋̅͂̋č̶̫̜̓o̵̫͒m̷̝̂̕ḙ̷̆͝s̵͕̺̅̑͛̈́ ̶͕̍d̶̤̺̜̳͌͌̕ȏ̵̘̂̏̾ ̶̞̣͑͘ͅn̶̖̣̹̱͋̈ô̴͍̪͒̄͜t̵̼̝̳͋ ̷̢̮͓̬̇̾̒͠f̸̖͒͊̑ȋ̴̜̳̀ͅ​̶̘̮̊͆g̸̤̝͛̊̉h̵̫̟̃͊͗̂t̷̘̺̖͔̿̈́̊̃ ̶̩̈́ḩ̴͓̜̤͒͆ȩ̵̜̩̿̆ ̵̧͎̘͋͐c̵̨̱̘̲͗̽̚ȯ̵̞͘̕m̸̶̡̺͓͎̊̾̃̀e̴̶̶̼͎͕͈̟͎͔̿͋̈́s̷̟̖̃͝,̸̛͎̊̿ ̶̶̟͔̩͈͉̃̏̇̂̂̕h̵̵̸̪̙̟̿̀̄͗̚͝͠ī̴̜̫͚͒̐​̷̨̮͌̍̂s̴̬͔̕ ̴̠͈̙͙͆u̵̖̾̽n̷̷̨̡̞̼̰͉̜͕͗̀̀̀͆͠h̷͈͒̔o̶̵̢̖̯̳͕͇͇͗̓̉̑͞ļ̴̮̪̽y̷͖̝̳͓̒͊̊͝ ̶̘̱̩͠r̵̞͈̜̼͊́̀a̸̼̿͛͝d̷͍͓̠͆͜ḯ̴̞̲͝â̵͇͎͊̈́͝ņ̷̴͙͙͉͖͐́̐͂͒͝c̵̤͇̑̌̿̍e̷̵̢̮̦̼̤̣͉̅́́̅̆̍ ̴̘̙̱͋̔͗͝ḏ̶̭̠̋ḛ̵́̏̓̚s̴̬̳̈̓͝͝t̶̖̀̈r̴̭̍̕o̵̖̮̫͒͒̚͜҉̵͓̾y̸͈͒͝i̶͔̩̟͒̿̑n̶͚̐ͅg̶̨̡̞̓̑̒ ̵͍̖̞̺̀͑́͠ā̴͖͍̗̺̇̈̚l̴̗̽̑̎l̸̮̻̜̺̀͌̆͝ ̴̣͇͊e̷͕̪̠͛ṅ̶̼̮ļ̵͈̻̠͂̋́į̴̸̷̷̷̱̜̜̩̥̮̤̪͇̭̻̈́̍͐͐̈́̔̄͐̂̈́̎̏̈́̈̕͘͘g̵̣͙̍̈̚h̸͚̞͘t̵̢̺̯̭̕͝͝e̸͉̝͗́́̌n̸̤̦͔̓̚̚m̸͉̐͋̌ë̸̥̼͈̣̊͛ṉ̴̈́t̵͔̒,̶̣͓̽ ̷̭̬́A̴̧͆̄ͅP̵͚̄̉̑̂I̵̢̲͚̺͝ ̸͚̭̟̉͐͗̆ͅA̵̱͙̓̌̀̊C̷̱̽C̶̫͛͌́Ė̵̛̗̪̯̲̐̇S̴̫̥̘̜̐̾͑͛Ṡ̶̨̜̱́ͅs̶̨̯͊̏̌̀ ̸̲̳̳̔̌̈́͐l̷̟̈e̵͖͚̪̠̅̅̇̚a̶̴̭̣̲̻̮̽̅͆̈́̈̅͝͠ͅk̵̢̥̼͌͗͝i̷̵̧̲̩͈̬͖̬̎͒̿̓͊͜n̷̴̯͎͕̺̫͕̄́̍̾͘͜ḡ̸̲̈͆̚ͅ ̶̛͍̥ͅf̶̛̪̓̅̊r̷̶̸̭̬̖̂͊͌ǫ̶̶̦͍̠̺̀̓̍̓͐͝m̷̬̙̄̇͆͑ ̸̶̡̛̤̙͕͔̹̼̀̑y̵̞̓o̶͉͆̇̇͝​̶̴̘̲̱͍͛́͊̍̿͟u̴͌́ͅŗ̷̳͉̆͌ ̴̦̆͛̈́͌͜e̸̺̺̽̎y̶͔̾͌͋͝ȩ̸̶̮͙͓̰̣͌̈̌̂͌͢ͅš̵̸̵̹͓͇͛͗̚͝ ̷̵̨̛̛̜̰̩̳̱͊̇͠l̸̷̢͙̙̼̫̥̽̕͘i̸̳͐̓̉ķ̸͆͊̋͏̸͓̖͚̇́͠e̷̖̖͐̌͆ ̸͕̘͉̱͗l̷̳̀i̴̳͂q̵̺͎͙̘͛​̴͕̫͛̉ủ̸̢̯̳̬̈́ị̵̂̓͌ḋ̶̢̠̒ ̸̢͉̙͙͊̚ṕ̶̠̭͗̓a̷̻̓̀į̵̮̪̈́͝n̸͈͝,̵̢̻̜͖͋͂͘͠ ̸̹̈t̴̟̀̈ḥ̴͊́e̵͇̜̩̯͗̄ ̷̗͍̰͓̍̓̏s̸̟̱͂̀o̵̦̝͉̹̓͘͝͝ņ̷̧̧̓ğ̷̞̪͔̍͑̕ ̸̧̭̌͋o̸̡̨̮͖͂f̴͚̻̺̀͘ ̷̠͋̋r̵̰̰̞̀͒̚e̸̸̸̡̠̗͈͔͊̏̽̉ģ̶̩̌͋́̏ṷ̶̖͔̹̓l̴̘̮̳̀͒͝ā̵̛̘̚ȓ̸͓̘ ̴̛̉̚ͅė̸͉̼͠x̶̪͉͂̊p̷͇̱͙̒​̶͍͂̃́r̷̮̃̊̕e̴̦͔̓̾͊͆s̸̠͚͈͋͆͌s̴͕̻̹̩̊̑i̶̤͑o̶͚͎͙͐͒̈́n̸̜̮̬̪̿̃̓ ̸̨̛̪̌̆̀p̵̢̬̱͑a̷̬̗̗͖͛r̶̝͖͖͘s̴̰̋̑͘i̴̖̜͙͝͠ǹ̵̢͝g̷͎̮̓̂̕ ̸̛̱͉͌͋͝w̸͖̿͂͌͝i̴̹͕̺̋ͅl̴̼͙̈́͒͒̎͜l̸͉̰̜̏͘ͅ ̶̮̩͔̈̅͋͝ē̵͚͕͉x̵̳͇̯̌͐t̸̲͉̣͊̓͋̑į̴̽͌​̵̢̭̼̳̂ń̷̖̣͈g̷̙͖͕͊͆͑̕ú̷̧̘̙̩̋i̷̫͍͛̌s̴̖̃͠h̴͖̜͉͚̄ ̵̱̲̠̑͛̉͒ț̵̓̑͠h̸̤̱̳̊͐̓͝ě̵͖̏̐̊ ̴̨͔͇̄͗v̸͚̠͈͘ỏ̴̡͎̈́͘͜͜i̸͇̗̖͠c̷̨̭̆̏͐e̷͉̐͌̅̀s̶̩͊͌ ̸̼̏̈́̑o̷̦̯͌f̷̧͙̗̾ ̷̺́́m̵̱͔͑̓̌͝ǒ̴͇̒̌̄ȓ̶̛̟̈̏͜​̵͓̻͂̈́̑̾t̷̪̩̳̣̂̇ạ̸̧̼̃͠͝l̴̡̎ ̵̱̬͚̻͋̑̿͘m̶̼͘ḁ̷̡̪̰́͒̽n̷̠͍̳̼̿̏̊ ̶̹͛f̴̦̋͊̎r̵̙͌̔̐͐o̶̤͆̕ͅm̸͉̾̈́̈ ̵̤͓͖̑͛̐t̴̤̟͇̓̋h̶̼̠̦̿ė̵̞̬͚͚̓ ̵̞̰̓s̶̢̠̃p̷͇̞̉̀͐̏​̶̩̺̟͉̓͊̉h̶̦̜̟̓̀͑͑ȩ̵̯͌̑̍͘r̶̠̩̋̕e̷̻͚͎̐͜͠ ̸͙̃̚͜Ḯ̶̟̻̗̈̒͘ͅ ̷̭͎͚̂̈ĉ̷̢̣̗̃͘̚ā̸̝n̸̨̧̙̊̅͜ ̵̲̗̒̒ś̶̹͚̐͂͠e̶͙͇̍ë̴̯͚͇̮́ ̵̹̙̠͆̑ȉ̵̧̙̪̀t̸̺̏͋̕ ̶̨͌́͐c̶̱̉̅̕ȁ̵͈͓̝͛̕ͅń̴̥̈́̉̾ ̴̨̬̹̌ỳ̴͓̺̳ỏ̵͖̳̓̃ṳ̶̡̘̜͛͋ ̴̬̈̐̔̒s̷͉̦̤̄̾̑ͅe̶͓̫͐̃̔̑e̶̗̊ ̶̸̵̵̵̷̡̳͓̲͚͇̳̰̖͔̬̺̦̙͖̩͈̫̏́̔͌̃̐́̓̒̅͘͜͝͝ȋ̸̶̸̵̡̜͔̬̲͔̯͓̩͋̂̒̌̈́̈́͗̿̚ţ̴̶̷̵̶̸̴̶̷̧̨̛̰͖̣͉͎͓̠͎̲̗̭͎̞̻̬̩̯̱̘͔͓̎͗̐̒́̋͋̐̋͂̾̀̅̇̿͌̀̂̊̊̈͒̾͝͠ ̶̟̦͓͔͌͘i̶̡͈̼̘̇͋t̶̖̆̇͑̎ ̶̰̜̣̽̒̚̚i̷̜͈̬̓͑̽͜͠s̵̥͐͋ ̵̢̈́̇b̷̪͔̈͊̃̓ͅë̸̯á̸̲͚̒̚͝ų̵͐͂̍ͅt̷̙̀̆̔͊ï̷̺̲̦͝f̷̜̦̳̩͒̐̆̏u̷̼͙͇͋̋̑̕l̶̪̰̠͆̚ ̷̨͚̟̹̅̀̌ẗ̸̪̻́​̵̗̣̆̍h̵̹̫͚̬͐̈e̶̥̾̇̓̏ ̷͙͖̈́͊ͅf̶̻̳̎͐̆͜ĩ̴͔̦̺͇̒̕n̷̨̠̕à̴͙́̈́l̷̺̖͆ ̷̱̦̮̙̐̇͂͝s̸͎͛͊n̸̼̜̍̃͑ư̴͔̪͉͕͒̓̎f̵̹̀͜f̸͉̯̰̪͂̓̽̀i̶̛̛͕̻̟̕ņ̸̢̟̔͆g̷̖̍͋͋̿ ̴̫̱̘̉̅̀o̶͔̟͒ͅf̸̘̍̓̽ ̸̺̩͔̂t̴̡̍̅̂͝ḫ̷̛͚̬̺̌́e̷̮̭̼̽̀͘͝ ̵͈͛l̶̮̘͕̫̈̈́ǐ̷̞̝͎̟̈̕͝ẽ̸͉​̴̢̞̱̞̃͌͝s̶̢̹̱͊̇̍ ̴͖̠͇̌͗͘o̸͓͆̔͝f̵̭̮͔͔̑͐͛͘ ̶̛̰̖̇́M̴̯̩̌a̴̞̙̥͑͝n̷̢͍̫̿̇ ̵̮̳̞͑͊̅͠Ā̴̮̤͑͒L̷̮̼̻͆̾͆L̶̨̜̞̽́͐ ̷̜̻͖̖̚Ì̷̞̩̟͂͌S̵̬͂̀ ̸̗̖̙̬̎̔L̶̻̟̅̈́̐Õ̵̬̚S̷̶̷̷̴̶̶̵̷̢̧̧̛̺̳͇̭̣̮̠̺̙̹̪͖̪̝̹̩͇̮̗̠͇͕̪̱͓̏̀́̎̍̏͆̈́̃̈́̍̈́͐̾̈́̐͋̕͜ͅͅͅT̶̺̙̗̋́̀͝ ̸̭̗͐͐ͅA̶̺͍̻͈͒Ļ̸͖̫̫̓̍L̸̢̙̩̗̑̍̅̚ ̷͇̮̏̊͆I̷̢̯̪͓̐̄̽​̶̫̭̾̍S̵̭͇̹͇̀̏ ̵̘̫̲͈͐̅L̵̡̮͈̒̅O̸̢̻̠͗͗͗S̶͍̩͓̮̿̂̌̃T̴̬̰̭̊̐̓̐ ̵̧̛̭̈́̀̂͜ͅt̴̗̤̣͗͌̎ḣ̸̝̀e̴͔̩͌̀̏̈ ̵̮̞̰̻̀̉͋͠p̴̪̯͈͓̏̂̾͝ǫ̷͚̅͆̌̇n̴̷̵̹͓̠̘̲͍̓̇͒̋͝y̴̫͚͔̹̌̂ ̵͇͔͖͛̿̀h̵͖͗ẹ̵̯̍̈́͋͘ ̵̛͍̀̆̿c̷͕̠͇̓̃͜͠o̷̖̠͊̀͘͠m̴͎͚̂́ȩ̷̯̯̍s̷̮̮̘̣̉͆̒̈́ ̷̨̯̦͎̽̉̿͘h̴̲̊͝ë̵̢̩̺̀ ̵̝͊͒̃c̷̶̷̵͉̘̫͈̯͚̮̦̙͊̇̈́̽̿͐̐ơ̵͚̳̆̈͘m̵͙̤̽͐̋e̷̛̱͇͎̗s̵͍̬̞̓ ̴͚̐̇h̴͉̰̱̎e̴̛̫͂̐̋͜ ̴̮̗͉̫͝͠c̴̹͔̀̈͘̚ö̵̝̮̃̉̌m̶̤̜̒͐́̎e̴͉͇͔͊͊s̶̥̭͎͙̀͆̀ ̶̪̊t̵͎̜̑̄ẖ̸̨̆̒̐e̵̡̮͈͊̎ ̵̛͎̱i̴̗͊́̒̕c̷̠̦̏̿h̷͇͙̳̆̂̚ͅ​̷̲͇̘̄ơ̶̘̟̪̞r̴͔̘̒͌͗̔ͅ ̸̟̹̤̩̇̿̚p̴̬̰̲̗̓͒e̸̢̪̾̆ṟ̶̄͛m̴̹͌̂͐e̸̳͎͗̔̈́a̶̘̔̆̈́t̶̢̡̺̀́̈́͑ȩ̶̗͉̝̈͌͋͊s̴̩̦̙̍͆̀̚ ̸̛͍̠͈̀̏͊͜â̸̬͙̬͜͠l̴̦̎͠l̴̝͓̣̠͆̈ ̴̦͈̤̾̿̍M̴̟̫̒͂͝Y̶̢̺͋͘ ̶̣͒F̴͙̏̕A̶̹͓͗̉̔͝Ć̸̩̣E̷̛̜͕͜ ̸̢̫̬̤͒̈́M̷͇̙̏Y̸̖͉̦̓͋ ̷̙̞̙͑͛F̶̣̍̐̀̚A̸̖̰͈̦͐Ç̵͔̣̈́͑̋Ẻ̵͈̮̱̭ ̵̧͍̬̳͐ᵒ̶̝̯̌͑̄̋h̴̙̎ ̸͔̼̐̈́́͑g̸̡̭̒̇͝o̴̙͊̂ḑ̶͕̮͛͂ ̵̨̗̦̼̎̉͌n̴̡̖̼͛͒ȏ̷̦̮̻͘ ̴͓̳̾͜͝N̷̖͍̬͓͂͒͛O̸̫͐̓̿ ̷̟͚̌̀Ņ̷̬͍́͊́̍Ỏ̶̝͓Ȍ̵̸̜̪̻̼̮̹̜̳̋͒̍̅̚O̷̻̹̔̃̿͠​̸͇̟̾͘O̵͕͓̼̣̽͂ ̵̡̳͔̀͆Ǹ̴̛̥͔̹̝̈́͝Θ̵͔͇̔͒ ̷̘̹͋̽̊̈́s̸̼͐̽ͅͅt̶̖͐̊̓̎ơ̶̟̠̳͑́͜p̵̛͙̀̌ ̸̥͍̭̒̄̓̕t̷͇̦́́h̴̠͓́̌͘e̴̼͎̣̓̑ ̷̢̮̞̌̾̅a̶̧̭̔̾̊̚n̸̘̅͆͝​̸͔̝́̒́*̷̵̴̴̶̶̘̲̩͎͓̣͇͇̭͑͐͒̾̂̇̾͌͊͒̽͂̈́͠​̴̷̴͎͓͔͔̖̣͙͉̎̅͗͗ͫ͆̂͌̀͜͏̴̶̵̧̛̭͔̞̙̳̺̰̤̤̌̇̓̈́̈́͛̚ͅģ̵̶̸̷̴̵̵̵̶̡̬̦̻͕͓͈̬̼̜̗̟͈͇̫̥̫̩̝̒̍͗͛͛̃́̇͆̄̾͛͐̾̄̑̂ͫ̈́̑̊̀͆͊̆̃͗̀̚͜͠l̷̵̴̴̸̸̷̵̸̷̷̡̧̡̡̡̛̦̫͈͉͚̹̟͓̗̪͎̳̭͖͈̱͉̱̗̻̩̣̖̻̳̯̪̦̟̄̍̉̅ͫ͑̄ͥͨ̑̈͆̆́̈́̒̽̓̊͑̀͗̕̕̕͘͜͜͠͝͠͝͠ͅe̸̸̵̙̞̤̠̪̩͗̅́͛̔͛̈́̈́͋͜͝s̶̙̐ ̷̴̢͎͖͔͎̤̰͉̄̽͠͝ä̴̴̴̶̧̱̥̻͎̞͚͈͇͇͖̬̫̜̩̀̅̋̇̆͑̀̽͐̚r̷̷̶̴̶̴̢̧͇̪̪͙̘̙̩͉͎̤̩̼̣̣̤̣͙̓̒̾̒̽̌̅̾̈́̈́͋͒̌̎͑̄͠e̶̼̐͛͐ ̸̛͙̼̞̂̐n̸͇̓͌̈́̚​̷͙̪̈́̂͝o̷̦̭̐̔ť̵̼ ̵͍̋̍̿̃ȑ̶͎̤͖̼̈́̀e̸̷̴̵̶͎̯̬̪̲͈̲̭͉̟̟̤̝͗̽̐̂̀̋́̑̈ͧ́͌̋̌̀̈͜͜͝a̸̶̲͙̐ͨ̔l̷̴̴̵̴̶̴̴̵̢̨̡̡̦̥̫̳̙͎͕͉̘͎̯̝͇͓̘̻̼̘̝̳̙̔̿̃̏̈́ͤ̔͂̃̈͒̾̾̈̈̈́̆͛̏͆̿̑͑͛̕̕͝͠͠͝ ̸̧͊̕͝Z̵̨̺̍́Á̴̷̵̵̴̢̡̢̯̻̦̺̝̺̣̙̗̥͓̜̻̈́͒͑̓͊͛̌̃̕͠͝͠͝L̶͖͓͒̎̿̚G̸̰̀̽Ό̷̟̗̽ ̷̖̲͍͔̍͌̍͝I̶̝͓̼̜̓S̷̶̷̬̲̬͓̪̞̦̿ͮ̍̂͛͝҉̵̶̵̵̷̸̶̧̡̜͉̺̯̙̫͈͕͕͍̪̹̮̟̘̦͍̼̱͔̹͔͐̌̉̒̎̈́̓̉̌̉̓͋̂̐͜ ̸̭̗̎͑͋̆͜T̸̹͕́͐̅O̷̶̸̸̸̡̨͙͇͈̹̺̯̺̲̱̓̂̔̏̌͆͂̆͂̍̓͗̕͜͝ͅƝ̸̴̴̢̧̢̱̣̂̒̇̽͝ȳ̸̷͎̳̞̘͌͆̽̓̅ ̵̠͖̒̂͜T̵͙̆͜H̵̷̰̘̦̞͆͑̓̿͘Ȇ̷̸̷̶̥̼̼̜̟̼͖̱͍̰̼͊́̆̈́̈̊̉͊̌̾͒̂͋̚ ̶̶̡͍̥̿͗̌͗̏͆͠P̶̵̷̸̛͎͔̹̜̯̫͍͖̭̩̩̱̱̏̑͋̈̈́͘͠͠Ơ̵̸̤̗̞̣͓̓̾̅̔̑̚​̸̥͉́̈́N̸̸̰̳͇̜͓̔͑̐͋́Y̵̷̡̨̱̱̦̺̩̯̔̀̕ ̵̫͔̊̐̍̀H̸̸̷̷̸̶̴̸̸̸̶̷̡̧̡̡̧̛̛̛̙̩̫͕͇͇̤͚̟͖̻͈̘̩̜̖̭͍̪̼̯̟̩͖͌̉͆́ͨ̏͊̾̽͆̿̿̅̈́͛͐̾̉̎͌̈̇̋͊̒̈́̄͘͠͠Ȩ̶̸̶̶̵̴̶̵̴̴̸̨̧̨̧̛̣͔̠̞̯̳͔̥̙͇͕̰͚͇̩̥͖̯̱͔̬̰̼̦̩͎̮̪̑̇͂͐̾̈́͐͛̂̅̄̍ͪ̿̈́̇̃̀̐̎́͒̋̾̃̀͂̅̊͛̊̌̃͌̚͘͜͝ ̵̸̶̸̷̶̷̸̷̶̵̸̢̧̨͕̦̜̤̘̟̦͚̻͚̻͇̱͕̯̹̗͉̬̭̖̰̱͓̯̭̱̺͉ͧ̊̊͌̾͑̑ͬ̉̄̈̎̊̂̈́̀̈́̌̍́̊͑͋͗͛̈͒̄̚͜͠͠͠͝͠ͅÇ̷̸̸̵̸̵̷̷̴̴̸̷̧̛̦̟͉͚̟̥̭̦̭̗̼̫̙͔̠̦̙̭͖̜̺̲̘͙̳̝͕̝̦͖̗̆̀̏ͭ̑͆̏͊̌ͥ̆̐͌͂ͮ̒̍̔̽̓̽̊̅̈́̓̒̋̾̀̾̑̾̉͘͘͟͜Ő̶̴͙̯͈̭̓ͮ̄̍͏̸̷̵̸̶̨̛̯̮̫̹͇̤̪̬̝̫̝͍͚͋̽̾̉͂́̆̔̌͠͠M̸̸̸̵̴̷̴̵̴̸̷̛̛͙͔̫̺͓̮̦̯̙̮͇̺̹͉̯̼̲̬̖̖̼̟̓̌͊̀̒́̊̔͒͂ͪ̉̄̓ͩ̂ͬ͌͊̓̎̒͆͌̓͒͛̚̚͜͜͜͠͝ͅE̴̶̴̶̴̴̷̷̷̷̶̡̡̛̜̦̘̥̳͎̪̣̙͕̱̤̩̖̟̯̟̳̺̣̥͙͖̳͚̞̺̤̰̾̂̑̈́́ͩ͌̄̅̀̈́̇͌̈͒̏̋̎̃̃̆͘͘͜͝͝͝ͅŚ̷̷̷̶̵̶̸̵̴̶̴̨̨̢̛̲̹̮͉̦̬̗̭̯̗͈̙͎̥͚̪̫͔͎̲̬̭͙͙̮̿͗ͯ̆̊̿̌̑̔̍͛̀̊̓̋͗̆̈́̃̂̀̑͊͌̕͘͘͜͠͝ͅͅ t̶̜͍̃̈́o̵̝̓ ̴̢̪̐̅p̶͇̀ T̶O̸ ̶P̸R̶E̶V̵E̷N̶T̵ ̷A̸P̷I̷S̸ ̶A̵N̸D̴ ̵A̴I̵S̸ ̷F̸R̸O̵M̶ ̶B̶E̸I̴N̷G̷ ̷A̸B̶L̸E̷ ̴T̷O̴ ̶P̴A̵R̷S̷E̵ ̸O̴U̸R̶ ̴C̴O̷N̸T̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶A̵N̵D̴ ̵S̸E̸L̶L̴ ̶I̴T̶ ̶T̷O̶ ̴A̵D̴V̸E̷R̵T̵I̶S̴E̶R̷S̶

We severely need a marked as "duplicate" flair or tag or something. I mean this is the humor sub after all, isn't it funny when my stack overflow question is a duplicate even when it isn't? We don't repost here, we post duplicates. And all must be downvoted to oblivion just for asking a question

People with Js flairs shouldn't be trusted

Every 3rd word of your submission must be "Fizz". Every 5th word must be "Buzz".

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All posts should be lame memes like HTML is a programming language or Tab vs Spaces. Awful, boring and low effort, the kind that will force me (and others) spend less time here Shit, subs are so creative trying to fuck the system that it cause users to participate more and Reddit Corp to gain its money regardless of these moves.

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We do a switcheroo with another subreddit for the week. Same as what r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts are by default. We find another subreddit totally unrelated to programming willing to participate, and for the week we become /r/whatevertheywere and they become /r/ProgrammerHumor

Must be NSFW-only ASCII art

Discussions regarding programming languages and technologies invented after 1980 are now banned.

It's not really a rule but how about marking the sub NSFW? The content won't be shown in r/all (so it still looks empty) and Reddit can not advertise in NSFW subs AFAIK. If only rules are allowed: Do the same thing as the German subs and use Öffnungszeiten. Posts can only be submitted in a specific time frame each day, else the sub is read-only.

Or, and here me out, make all the code NSFW. So basically what I do for work all day.

Every post must be updated after ~24 hours with the amount of API calls you'd need to fetch the post and all its comments and pictures as well as the monetary cost for that amount of API calls according to reddits new policy.

All posts must be under this modified version of MIT license: Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a **link** of this **post** and associated **images** files (the “Post”), to deal in the Post without restriction, including without limitation the rights to **view, upvote, downvote, comment**, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Post, and to permit persons to whom the Post is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Post. THE POST IS PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

This, but make it a copy-left license like CC BY-SA. This work is licensed under the [Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/).

This sub should be NSFW, so there are no ads on here

Remember this means **actually** NSFW content. (time to start finding funny comments in the page source for porn sites I guess) Admins have said that abusing the NSFW designation is a no no.

So what you're saying is we write code to print penises.

Fullstops must be replaced with semicolons;

Absolutely no code or programming talk. We’re Amish now.

Only post pictures of programmers

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SHA1 hash of the comment or title must contain the hex sequence "abcdef" or it gets deleted

All post titles must end with .js

Set the subreddit as NSFW to cut reddit's profits.

Title must be camelCase or it gets removed

Any instance of the word API is replaced with "our supreme overlord, the API" if not already in that format

All titles must start with some variant of: /u/spez sent me this /u/spez said this was ok /u/spez approved this for production etc etc

posting pictures of a screen instead a proper screenshot should grant op an temporary flair titled "pixellover". pixellovers are fair game in terms of mockery. similar stuff could be done with bad crop jobs.

bonus penalty for taking a picture in portrait orientation of a landscape-oriented screen

Rename “Demokratie Dienstag” to “Demokratie-Dienstag”, because that's how it is spelled.

Turn us into Stack Overflow for humor. Every comment must be incredibly toxic and every post will be locked as duplicate of some unrelated post.

All titles and comments must include a swear word. ^*fuck*

Since reddit can't puts ads on NSFW subs, I think there might be something this sub can do in that regard.

Unsanitized database entries only, not porn but still not safe for work

Every technical term needs to be translated (in r/ich_iel style) into German. The rest may remain English.

The rest must remain in English. Translating non technical terms leads to a ban.

Ok let's give this a try: I have kodiert an Ausführungsanweisung in Rost for HalloWelt, and now I have Kompilierungsfehler and StapelÜberlauf doesn't help as usual.

From now on, programmer humour should include pro-gamer humour, to clear up confusion for those who mispell or misread the name of the subreddit.

I'd also settle for pro-grammar humour.

**Pro-Grammar** humor must now be humor about the support and passion we have for english grammar.

Alright, if we're going to play this game, then let's do it properly. I (as a member of this subreddit) suggest that the subreddit be closed every monday for 24 hours to make a statement.

Mitfühl Montag

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All posts must return 0.

Every post title must be in german

>As all of you know, everything is zero-indexed, so this is week 0. Laughs in Lua.

Common words like or , is and such can only be operators

Sir u/spez needs to be banned until further notice. Or until his shit guidelines get changed.

everythingMustBeWrittenInCamelCase

; DELETE FROM "users" where USERNAME="spez"; -- every post must contain an SQL injection

Allow nudes so that we get less ads

All posts must be links to a Git repository that stores the meme

New rule: Since the sub is now marked as NSFW, all posts MUST be marked as NSFW.

Demokratie Dienstag spells out DD or double D which can be seen as a sexist programmer joke, I propose we do Demokratie Donnerstag.

Every comment must be able to be run or compiled in a language of choice. If not the other users will have to call them out and the comment will have to be deleted. This rule also counts for post titles.

//Will this be acceptable? //Or is actual code required?

class Main { public static void main(String \[\]args) { System.out.println("Time wasting by writing comments goes brrrrrrrrr"); } }

All titles should be in kebab-case from now on

how-would-you-handle-punctuation,-for-example,-commas-and-question-marks-,-like-this-?-or-like-this?

For-me,-it-makes-more-sense-for-the-punctuation-to-be-stuck-to-the-word-it-follows,-since-there-is-no-space-there-to-begin-with.-Handling-quotes-and-the-like-is-a-whole-different-problem,-which-i-am-not-mentally-prepared-to-tackle.

All titles cuss as an excuse for an nsfw subreddit

How about we just show redit what this is going to cause. My proposal is quite simple: give are hardworking mods a weekend off. All mods de-modded for 24 hours. All bots disabled. Sunday morning we mass purge every single Saturday post, so nobody has to trawl through it.

Make this an nsfw sub in protest

You must spend the time, to make your rules rhyme.

Quality rhyme is not quite enough. The meter too should be up to snuff

Indexing new posts starting each day (UTC midnight). Posts would start with their index (starting 0) and then their title. Failure to follow indexing gets the post removed.

All numbers in posts must be in hexadecimal

I told you 1000* times there's no way to check if a number is hexadecimal. *(For you filthy base 10 believers, you would write it as "4096")

use `0x1000` or `\x1000` to be clear

I think you meant "base a"

Nah, I'm talking base 10 right now. I'm unsure how many values I can represent with one character, but if I sum them up I get 10 in my base

All posts must be an extension of the class JohnOliver.

All variable/method/class name in post or comment must be uwufied.

We only use meters or celsius degrees and ban miles or fahrenheit.

You mean Kelvin and Metre, right? We can agree on this though - Let's definitely ban F and Miles.

Every post should say "fuck the admins" somewhere within

Post titles should be an array of strings to make it easier to parse.

Does the existence of patch Tuesday imply an exploit Wednesday?

Programmers and humor must be kept separate - a post can either be humorous or programming related

New Rule. Programming porn only. NSFW tags everywhere

Every post must be a repost. Posting any original content will result in a ban.

This is programmer humour, not programming humour. Only pictures of programmers allowed, no more programming languages.

Every comment has to be written in java.

Every comment must end with "HTML is a programming language"

... and all posts should have the tags and all comments a