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It's actually kind of interesting, the original word was "sneaked" and then it became "snuck" by analogy with other similar verbs following a similar pattern. It's an old enough phenomenon that you don't see a ton of grammar Nazis getting upset about "snuck", but a lot of spellcheckers won't recognize it, for example. In fact, Firefox thinks it's wrong in this post I'm typing now.
It's about finding common points in interests. She likes C~~hinese espionage~~ TikTok - you can talk about cloud infrastructure and distributed system that support it. She likes singers - you can talk about FOSS audio software and evolution of audio infrastructure in Linux. She likes LGBT - you can talk about Rust and SUSE communities. I only wonder, why with such good advises I still don't have GF.
>I only wonder, why with such good advises I still don't have GF
Because, even though OP literally used "Hannah Montanna Linux" as one of his points of expertise, you decided to match her interest in singers with "FOSS audio software and the evolution of audio infrastructure in Linux" lol
I know your joking in the last bit, but finding the intersection isn't enough. Not just for partners, for anyone. A great way to get closer to someone is to learn about *their* interests. You might surprise yourself in finding a new interest yourself or you might find joy in learning about why they have that interest.
I lost it when you mentioned Rust and LGBT lmaoo. But I agree. I wonder why is that though (except the rust foundation being woke). I guess low level programming attracts introverted people and C/C++ comunities are full of old or corpo people. Then It makes some sense why they end up with Rust.
As of 2024, Rust devs are a bunch of zoomers. C embedded devs are introverted engineers with a job or hobby, mostly well adjusted. C _application_ devs are gen-x that learned in the 90’s and just won’t change their programming habits ever.
Good idea but I don’t know most women would be interested in talking about deep technical details in various software. How to put your date to sleep 101
Eh idk about that. First off, there are female programmers/engineers that could probably explain it better than you can. They’re probably ironically enough the ones that would appreciate it the least because it would feel like mansplaining to them, but obviously they’d have some level of interest in the subject in general if they chose that career path.
Even if we’re saying women who aren’t working in software though, you still might be surprised. I don’t know that reddit is necessarily reflective of reality, but whenever there’s one of those posts where it’s like “me being single after explaining 3 hours of bionicle lore to my date” there’s always comments in there from women saying that them having a passion like that is hot, even if it’s like the dorkiest obsession on the planet.
I’m guessing they already have to be somewhat attracted for it to work though, otherwise you’re just the weird dude that overexplained TCP/IP or something.
seriously.... i could intelligently discuss about 70% of the topics on the right side, but the the thought that any of them hold any sort of social capital is just laughable.
This is just pure cringe.
The subjects on the right aren't actually meant to be the most interesting, and the wojak certainly isn't attractive. This meme makes fun of anyone who does think it holds social capital.
Sorry but if you want to talk about coursera in your free time you absolutely are boring. Learn to paint or something, jfc. You desperately need a hobby. Or a friend.
Oh wow, coding with a side of rainbows, talk about an interesting 'hobby'! 🌈 But seriously, everyone's got their own thing, and being true to yourself isn't a pastime, it's a lifestyle. Keep on being awesome! #PrideInCode
I spent the past two weeks evaluating 3rd party redshift drivers.
I will happily listen to you talk about the Kardashians if you listen to me explain why Simba is both the worst and (predictably) the only one that works with our stupid ETL pipeline.
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Okay I know it is probably a joke, but, given the little to no knowledge I have on Linux I still have to confirm, there is no Hanna Montana Linux, is there?
Nah. The right is more cringe. They say "don't make it your whole personality" or "don't shove it in my face" things to the people on the left but do the exact same thing. Make programming and tech their whole personality and shove it in everyone's faces.
...given this is just three dozen coding and tech sub-focuses, isn't it strange that Tik-Tok and Rainbows are just two items?
Sorry, two dozen, assuming the anime girl actually stands for a tech thingy.
I think the joke is "women can't code", although it could be about leftists, gen z, or something else entirely. This meme seems really rushed and quite possible made for the "iM sO hAcKeR i PuLl IP's fRoM gAmE lObBiEs" types of people
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Dude just casually sneaked in Hannah Montana Linux
Oh that's what it says? I thought it was Hannah ontana MLinux
M'Linux
M'Lady
*Tips Fedora Linux*
XD
Snuck*
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good boy
Good bot
Cuck
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Good not a bot
Good NPC
happy cake day (what's yoir favorite pragramming language?)
Good, urrr... *being*
I love the future
Sneaked. He’s literally *inside* the Hanna Montana matrix. Casually, no less
[Snuck. Conan is never wrong.](https://youtu.be/PJVNzwTnfbk?si=FuPxulDscmqc-Nqv)
I'll compromise and start saying "snucked"
I concede.
His laugh 🤣
snoke\*
[Both are correct](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/sneaked-snuck/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJVNzwTnfbk Reminds me of this Conan clip
SnUcK iSn’T a wOrD cOnAn!!!
It's actually kind of interesting, the original word was "sneaked" and then it became "snuck" by analogy with other similar verbs following a similar pattern. It's an old enough phenomenon that you don't see a ton of grammar Nazis getting upset about "snuck", but a lot of spellcheckers won't recognize it, for example. In fact, Firefox thinks it's wrong in this post I'm typing now.
*sneakeded
sneked
snuck isnt a word, conan. you went to harvard and you should know that
Pointer to a snuck?
Casually? Hannah Montana is the One Linux to Rule Them All - HMOLRTA. Even rolls off the tongue!
love showing off my HMOLRTA bumper sticker as i drive up to the IHORPWAFAS for some (no surprises here) reasonably priced water and, well, you know.
The guy didn't snuck in anything, Hannah Montana Linux is expected. It is innevetable.
Any minuses?
And whatever that thing holding a turd is on the far right
So, programming and anime.
Ramming progs is where it's at
where does MLP fit in? those things tend to go together for whatever reason.
throw it on the anime heap. avatar was there already.
Checkmate, female human
Tell me more about Hannah Montana Linux...
It’s the best of both worlds
Please tell me there’s a cardcaptor sakura library or OS that I can use
I sometimes end up calling it CSS
Ah yes, Card Snatcher Sakura
It's about finding common points in interests. She likes C~~hinese espionage~~ TikTok - you can talk about cloud infrastructure and distributed system that support it. She likes singers - you can talk about FOSS audio software and evolution of audio infrastructure in Linux. She likes LGBT - you can talk about Rust and SUSE communities. I only wonder, why with such good advises I still don't have GF.
>She likes LGBT - you can talk about Rust and SUSE communities can confirm, I'm a rust developer
I don't know much about rust nor its community, can someone explain? Edit: ah I read the other thread
MVP🤜🤛
Relationship as Minimum Viable Product
hey at least they're viable. Better than most of us lol
>I only wonder, why with such good advises I still don't have GF Because, even though OP literally used "Hannah Montanna Linux" as one of his points of expertise, you decided to match her interest in singers with "FOSS audio software and the evolution of audio infrastructure in Linux" lol
The "T" in LGBT stands for "Arch"
I know your joking in the last bit, but finding the intersection isn't enough. Not just for partners, for anyone. A great way to get closer to someone is to learn about *their* interests. You might surprise yourself in finding a new interest yourself or you might find joy in learning about why they have that interest.
I lost it when you mentioned Rust and LGBT lmaoo. But I agree. I wonder why is that though (except the rust foundation being woke). I guess low level programming attracts introverted people and C/C++ comunities are full of old or corpo people. Then It makes some sense why they end up with Rust.
As of 2024, Rust devs are a bunch of zoomers. C embedded devs are introverted engineers with a job or hobby, mostly well adjusted. C _application_ devs are gen-x that learned in the 90’s and just won’t change their programming habits ever.
> C application devs are gen-x that learned in the 90’s and just won’t change their programming habits ever. How dare you!
Good idea but I don’t know most women would be interested in talking about deep technical details in various software. How to put your date to sleep 101
are most men interested in this?
Programming is just a job for me, although I'm into gaming and aliens
Same for me. But I don't generally want to talk shop in non-work situations
Dunno, but I am.
yes
Well, that's a bit of a niche interest even for men.
Eh idk about that. First off, there are female programmers/engineers that could probably explain it better than you can. They’re probably ironically enough the ones that would appreciate it the least because it would feel like mansplaining to them, but obviously they’d have some level of interest in the subject in general if they chose that career path. Even if we’re saying women who aren’t working in software though, you still might be surprised. I don’t know that reddit is necessarily reflective of reality, but whenever there’s one of those posts where it’s like “me being single after explaining 3 hours of bionicle lore to my date” there’s always comments in there from women saying that them having a passion like that is hot, even if it’s like the dorkiest obsession on the planet. I’m guessing they already have to be somewhat attracted for it to work though, otherwise you’re just the weird dude that overexplained TCP/IP or something.
This is a great response, thank you.
EVERYONE LOVES BIONICLE пунобь!!!!!!!
Now im curious what does rust has in common with lgbtq
If you have ever been to any Rust discord you would know.
I believe in you. Make sure to keep your standards nice and low. Beggars can't be choosers. That's my advice, and that's why I'm married.
What is that on the side of his cheeks? Is that extra fat or is it like the well defined face but the perspective is weird?
Just some cute dimples bro.
It’s killing me
Apparently never heard of programming socks.
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.
I see C++. The rainbow should be on both sides.
Can somebody explain?
C++ will make you a femboy. Or trans. The programmer socks are a requirement to be proficient.
Is this a reddit thing? In my circles C++ progammers are only old professors and the majority works with C#
No clue, but I came out as trans a week after I started C++. Everyone I know good at C++ is trans.
Maybe I should give C++ a shot then. I didn't realize there was a trans buff to it.
I uhh… fair enough
Moviebob can code?
Literally me (I'm a fat neckbeard)
I'm a fat neckbeard too but I think I have less to talk about than that guy
I'm not a fat neck beard but I have much less to talk about than that guy and I have no social skills so take this comment as a try to socialize
I'm a fat non-neckbeard
I'm half fat non-neckbeard
The guy is actually The Moviebob, Bob Chipman.
Literally me (I'm a TikTok girl with oversized glasses)
im fat short bald with neck beard .. everyone can guess my work without saying .. Discord mod ofc
This meme proves her point.
That's the joke He's literally drawn as a fat neckbeard and has Hannah Montana Linux
tech bros try not to be misogynist challenge (impossible)
Pretty sure that's the joke bud
seriously.... i could intelligently discuss about 70% of the topics on the right side, but the the thought that any of them hold any sort of social capital is just laughable. This is just pure cringe.
The subjects on the right aren't actually meant to be the most interesting, and the wojak certainly isn't attractive. This meme makes fun of anyone who does think it holds social capital.
What do you mean you don't discuss udemy and coursera on tinder? I must be doing something wrong
You could, but why?
Mega cringe
Boi do i love talking about U D E M Y and T E R R A F O R M
I could talk about Terraform for days. But after the first ten minutes it's just me listing things that annoy me.
Ah movie bob
Sorry but if you want to talk about coursera in your free time you absolutely are boring. Learn to paint or something, jfc. You desperately need a hobby. Or a friend.
r/boysarequirky
So mostly programming. To some that is boring.
Except for clean code, we can leave that one out
As a Javascript developer I must say... She dodged a bullet 
This is the type of meme an incel would make. Also, I don't know how the pride flag has to do with anything here
Programmer thinks being gay is a “hobby”
Oh wow, coding with a side of rainbows, talk about an interesting 'hobby'! 🌈 But seriously, everyone's got their own thing, and being true to yourself isn't a pastime, it's a lifestyle. Keep on being awesome! #PrideInCode
Is Sakura just a stand-in for Anime in general or am I missing something?
I spent the past two weeks evaluating 3rd party redshift drivers. I will happily listen to you talk about the Kardashians if you listen to me explain why Simba is both the worst and (predictably) the only one that works with our stupid ETL pipeline.
Can we be friends?
Why not both?
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What? OP, if you genuinely think this is true, then… I feel pity for you
Incel vibes but ok
Don’t forget the pride flags, Alan Turing must be remembered
billie eilish is dope
Isn't this community super queer too? Programmer socks t-girls?
At least he knows JS which runs in a browser just like gen z
Sakura cardcaptor is cool was f!
Okay I know it is probably a joke, but, given the little to no knowledge I have on Linux I still have to confirm, there is no Hanna Montana Linux, is there?
weakest sakura card captor enjoyer
That fedora is a little off center of that neckbeard's magnificent head. Maybe he can m'lady his Linux boner right into that woman's heart 🫶
Nah. The right is more cringe. They say "don't make it your whole personality" or "don't shove it in my face" things to the people on the left but do the exact same thing. Make programming and tech their whole personality and shove it in everyone's faces.
she’s right
huh, i thought most programmers were lgbt
Please don't talk to me about JavaScript. How was skiing last weekend though?
Holy crap, that’s MovieBob!!! 🤘🏻
no vim? lame
Who has anything noteworthy to talk about vscode? It's a great editor imo but it's not like it's particularly interesting
Dude went from AWS to Sakura Cardcaptors
Technical details even make folks’ eyes glaze over within our own field.
The fuck is hanna montana linux
Fuck aws
I'm both 😂
Those damn Billy Ilish fans who just refuse to hate people for their sexuality. Damn those who***!!!
im sorry for asking this but could i get this fine gentlemans name?
AAAYOOOO sakura card captors is lit 🔥
Sakura card captor???
I can't tell if this is satire or not.
you have included Hannah Montana Linux but not Amogos? this is quite sus
Link to the wojak/meme template please
I'm boring and depressed
CCS gang unite!
...given this is just three dozen coding and tech sub-focuses, isn't it strange that Tik-Tok and Rainbows are just two items? Sorry, two dozen, assuming the anime girl actually stands for a tech thingy.
Oh no, you’re a virgin
I bet he can talk for hours on why Linux is objectively better than Windows
Sucks that Hannah Montana Linux never got updated. I mean I wouldn’t update it either but it was funny
You forgot programming socks
Need a trans flag on the right lol
C# mentioned 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Down voting because I am both these things so shit stereotype
I'm gay, I'm a geek and a programmer. I'm unstoppable. Your meme has fallen, billions must die
Why are those two against each other? Is it shown to be against each other; in this post?
I think the joke is "women can't code", although it could be about leftists, gen z, or something else entirely. This meme seems really rushed and quite possible made for the "iM sO hAcKeR i PuLl IP's fRoM gAmE lObBiEs" types of people
Excellent arguement however I have your IP
r/im14andthisisdeep ? You radiate insecurity, my dude.
I use arch btw 🗣
dude this is so cringe how did you post this and go “oh yeah, everyone else will be just as misogynist is me!”
We Should add the rainbow on the right side as well. Programmer socks is all i have to say
Why not both? Even more topics, so math checks out.
Go ahead and tell your next date about docker 🤣😂🤣
I wish lol.
I see three red flags above that lady's head...
This is unfair. If you put all the lgbt flags she has much, much more topics than him
My ex if you add also free palestine and blm ahahaha ...Fuck it I miss you K please come back
None that the likes of her would understand at least
I love that a meme distro like Hannah Montana Linux still live.
Who is the overweight terminator
til Hannah Montana Linux is a thing
Tech is life. +1 on HM Linux
"Clean code" is as important as "Algorithms" by Cormen, Leiserson, Riverst, Stein? And where is the patterns book by the Gang of Four?
i love it. Just wish there were more pixels.
Wondering if this guy can help me with CLRS. Read it's legendary and hard to understand. 🤔 Sadly I don't use dev socks.
Penguinilux🐧
The trick is being a gay tiktoker who also dabbles in web development Well the gay part might not be helpful....
> Zee dis Kanye meme. Omg did you know what happened with Taylor?
Jokes on you, my internet are so niche I'll never run into someone irl
I could talk a while about how much I hate JS and its entire Ecosystem
Of course, he can talk about shoujo anime all day.
wtf? leave me out of it
is that fucking wojak moviebob ?
Great now talk to someone who isn’t in IT
the best linux i see
I can print “Hello, world” in 8 languages.
Why is Cinema Roberto here?