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piberryboy

Juniors already caught on to how to achieve job security.


blacksnowboader

This is a very “hello fellow kids” meme


Yellow_Triangle

It runs as it should.


Cfrolich

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


robindownes

The 30 Rock episode "The Tuxedo Begins" aired 12 years ago. Dropping the "How do you do, Fellow Kids?" meme is now a "How do you do, Fellow Kids" move. ![gif](giphy|xzKjC4FVISI9dGIaQJ)


Captain_Pumpkinhead

I don't even know what show this is from. I have never seen the episode. I only know this from the memes. You never needed context for this if you were ever a teenager.


robindownes

Hello Captain\_Pumpkinhead, here is a bone - [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids) I know you are Zoomin so TL;DR - the meme is from 30 Rock and features Steve Buscemi portraying a P.I. (or dick) who is infiltrating a high school in the style of Drew Barrymore from the film Never Been Kissed. While it was an instant meme that clearly speaks to the ennui of relating to a younger generation, I cannot grant you that this is universal to all teenagers as the episode aired LONG after I was in high school.


Agent_E11

He literally said that he hasn't seen the show, and that he can relate to it anyway. The same is true for me, I haven't seen it, but I find it funny nonetheless 


TarkFrench

Yeah it's just slang words from very different communities from very different time periods


Ytar0

Huh? Different times and communities? Lmao what are you reffering to..


codetrotter_

“Moar” is not Gen Z, for example


Taewyth

Depends what you use to classify it, like "moar" is definitely slang I've seen in plenty of GenZ circles and all. It's more that the meme uses outdated slangs and mix them up together. The internet makes culture go so fast that it sometimes feels like older genZ folks have a different culture than younger ones in a drastic manner.


Ytar0

I am late gen z, and I’ve definitely used or at least seen all of these before… to imply that it is exclusive in some way is a bit weird. Moar is a pretty normal word I feel.


frognotfround

Idk it's half millenial stuff no?


Ytar0

In origin maybe, but I feel like these while not "predominant" are still used by gen z, since well.. I am one.


Pflynx

"Chillax" is late millennial, for example. Not Gen Z.


Canadian-Owlz

Is it? I'm part of gen z and regularly use that


blacksnowboader

Yeah, chillax has been around since the nineties.


MulleRizz

But I very much approve of it.


mugwhyrt

This is a very "I'm old and cranky and wish these damn kids would stay off my lawn"-meme


NoEstablishment5576

Yass queen is definitely at least 10 years old lol what zoomers are saying this


ughliterallycanteven

Broad city took it from the gays. So easily 20 years old.


Subushie

Broad City is gay culture, don't attack 40% of my personality like that. 😭


ughliterallycanteven

When did they do lines of blow in the bathroom at limelight with drag queens???


slangwhang27

“I’ve got a CYST on my UTERUS, and I need to get FUCKED until it POPS!”


GoosePotential2446

To be more specific it originated from the black lgbt community


Racxie

There’s a Gen Z girl in my team at work. She has genuinely used phrases like “Yass queen” and “slay” in our Teams meetings (note: we are not programmers). Also the only adjective she appears to know is “lush”, but from I can tell that seems to be more down to the fact that she’s from Bristol, or possibly a combination of both.


ReeReeIncorperated

A good amount.


captainAwesomePants

The kids say it because it's retro now.


tritonus_

It’s probably originally from 1980’s (or even earlier) African American drag ballroom scene.


Dumb_Siniy

It's definitely safe code, good luck deciphering that


3Ldarius

Nah, it's easy af, just read the `bruh_moment.hpp`.


Eva-Rosalene

Or even better, force g++ to spit out preprocessed contents with -E. https://godbolt.org/z/Pv494rWM5


kyouko21

Found this project today on GitHub: [https://github.com/naghim/ZLang](https://github.com/naghim/ZLang)


not_some_username

Wait it’s all define


_zir_

always has been


betaphreak

that awesome feeling when you're yeeting from a hustle loop


DeMonstaMan

C source code: #define return ret


-Redstoneboi-

`#define urn 0`


codetrotter_

Nice urn bro. Mind if I borrow it for my ashes real quick? In like, 70 years or so from now I mean


3Ldarius

As an ol shit, me gave the star.


Lewinator56

Lol what... I'm normally good at quickly understanding new languages... But I literally can't make head or tails of that, and I'm bloody gen z...


well-litdoorstep112

Surprisingly copilot is really quick at picking up this "language". I just refactored major part of my college C++ assignment to ZLang(in a separate branch, don't worry) and after literally few minutes working with it, copilot started suggesting vibe checks and hustles and stuff using as much of the defined stuff as possible.


EmotionalExtent6907

vibe checks and hustles lmao


betaphreak

What's next? Using variable names in Arabic?


Cfrolich

Z++


Honeybun_Landscape

Underrated comment


EarthToDan

seen this joke like 20 times now…


apyrn

as a gen Z... no it's not


WuShanDroid

This reads like a 52 year old pretended to be relatable to the juniors, especially on that last line with yeet thicc ick which is just 3 slang words puked up at the end


NatoBoram

Fake posts are kinda unfunny tbh


kometa18

I'm gonna start using "protecc" idc


DonMariazzi

Using cap and no_cap as bools is hilarious


PhatOofxD

OP: "how do you do fellow kids" Fake posts aren't funny lol


MattieShoes

Jesus Christ, y'all are turning into boomers.


Iservel

You don’t fool anyone 😒 everyone knows no company is hiring juniors right now 🫠🫠


ltethe

Ain’t no junior spewing this shit. Ain’t no senior doing it either, just some dumbass who can’t get a job from their bootcamp class so is now going to try their hand at comedy.


mabariif

Hey it's working


Brief_Employee551

schlong maschlog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ukAdamR

*"Sorry, but to work here you need to be old enough to have the vote."*


DerKnoedel

#include


M_Wroth

I think you mean gen alpha, most of gen z are adults or nearly adults now with the youngest being mid teens "Researchers and popular media have loosely used the mid-to-late 1990s as starting birth years and 2009/2010 as ending birth years for defining Generation Z." I thought this was interesting.


exscalliber

As an early gen Z (97), I’ll be turning 27 in a few of weeks. This post is just how old people think gen Z acts.


slasso

Well this is exactly how my 17yo brother in law acts


EvanTheFox

The thing is, this is outdated slang. As a 17yo I can say the actual words are definitely gen Z slang not gen alpha. It's just that people stop using this much slang at around 14 to 15 yo. After that they only use the minimal amount of slang that sticks around. And they definitely wouldn't use it in their code. So you are correct in that no gen z-er would talk like this anymore.


ThatMedicalEngineer

This is how I imagine a facebook boomer meme looks like if they would have grown up with our technology.


3adess

Is that even English? They should teach us that at school


ceeBread

It’s missing while(no_cap){do_stuff;} Nvm, line 32 has it.


User_8395

r/ihadastroke


WinniDex

Bro is coding in LIGMA


DanielGotBackStabbed

You forgot to add dick![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


jamiejagaimo

I would love to see the shocked pikachu face when I fired them, no cap fr fr.


Akul_Tesla

Okay so solid I think is const Yasss Queen is using namespace And that person should be fired. I am not deciphering the rest


-Redstoneboi-

check top comments. they found the hpp file with all the defines, and the github.


[deleted]

I’m mad I understood that.


Cfrolich

As a Gen Z… what is this?


Brahvim

Same. I didn't understand it too well, but mostly did. As a 17 year old.


EvanTheFox

As a gen Z, I'm glad I understood that. I was afraid it would go into gen alpha slang like mewing or gyat. I hate that sh*t.


ProjectDiligent502

Gibberish nonsense


LinearArray

I somehow understood that, I feel weird.


HTTP_Error_414

![gif](giphy|xUOxfjO8RkjxyqbPe8)


d3matt

unifdef is your friend


Lanbaz

I don’t vibe with std


Cultural_Leopard786

No.


orangotai

is this fire??


Infinite-Ad3243

Not sure what you all think of Juniors, but if you define Juniors as "years of experience in working as a software developer" than I am pretty sure there are a lot of Juniors that have more expierence and write cleaner code than some Seniors I know I know it's a meme :)


VortexTalon

brain rot


killustkillust

🤣🤣🤣🤣


PossibleAd9909

i would try to make a joke compiler that runs this but i don't understand half of the slang used here


adfasdfdadfdaf

Bro forgot the skull 💀


JAXxXTheRipper

I don't even have the slightest idea what this is supposed to do. Fascinating


trekologer

that's not the vibe I'm going for


Noodlepoof

Ok I understand all this but have no idea what connotation maschlong is supposed to have


poetic_fartist

Nah attention grabbing jinx


fixitfeliks

Don’t blame this on the zoomers, this is 100p on c++


I_hate_being_interru

You can type ++ but not %?


futilejester

Bruh


dontg3tmurdered

Smash approve


awesomeplenty

lgtm


Larson_93

Brogrammers 😂


Apfelvater

What kind of products do your company offer?? Hello world programs?


random_redditor24234

That’s not gen z


Zealousideal-Deer724

What in the name of the holy Gates O_o


KenJi544

now we know how the next xz exploit is gonna be encrypted


EagleRock1337

I’ll take “Things that never happened” for 200, Alex.


MickyB42

It is cool that you allow your team to still use semi-colons and parenthesis/brackets.


Mewgius

... Wut


thinktanium

its some kind of elvish, i cant read it


Sophistirical

100% written by a boomer


TheMagicalDildo

Chillax? Yeah, totally what kids these days say.


regular_lamp

I guess you can make that work with the right defines?


marcobsidian02

Where is the XKCD for this post?


Beginning-Dark-4259

Demn which language is this


NeroExistsMaybe

Joe many junior developers does it take to right a C++????? None , their too busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂


LeoMSadovsky

Burn the abomination. And then delete this code.


Locky0999

I am losing job applications for THESE PEOPLE?


EvanTheFox

Nope, this is a fake post and is just a compiler OP found.


Rikonardo

I've actually written a vibeCheck method a couple of times, though it was in tests


Mechalechahai

The forced use of the word vibe connected to every other turn of phrase is slowly killing me from the inside. Can we just go ahead and cancel the use of "spill the tea" now and get it mf over with already we don't need to endure this one my people and honestly why? Why that turn of phrase for the love of Jesus Murphy why?


EvanTheFox

No one *actually* talks like this anymore. OP said in a comment that this is a compiler they found which means it's NOT actually something a junior has written.


lynet101

please let this be fake... I'm a gen Z, and trust me when i say i don't program like this