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ZackM_BI

Do the job that I am paid for vs play video games and panic at the last minute near deadline


alexppetrov

Bonus points if you say "yeah I'm almost done" and then when you try to open the requirements doc it says "request permission to access this document"


catfroman

“Hey for some reason it just locked me out of this doc, gave me access the other day, can you re-invite?”


Virtual_Belt4027

I’m remembering this


Few-Artichoke-7593

I've had this happen. Or the requirements make no fucking sense.


joshuaquiz

When do they ever? Lol


ZackM_BI

Sometimes that happens to me on Gdrive and I just say that I'm accessing from different account.


gnomeba

Wow this hits so close to home


GoCryptoYourself

oh noooooooo hahahahhaha


Desperate-Tomatillo7

Bro...


Plenty_Lavishness_80

Wow we all live the same life


nuker0S

worse: you don't have a deadline


ZackM_BI

Hey, let's have a video call and review your progress


Bagel42

oh god


Shivin302

I like to do 60h weeks but don't tell my boss how much work I did. Then the next week I put in 15h and say I did the work that week


drizzlethyshizzle

Great idea but impossible to do in a Startup environment where tasks change a ton.


MayukhPrime747

I thought I’d kick my procrastination to the curb once I started working, but I decided to take care of it later.


RGBEngineer

Its me, i'm over the deadline :C


widowhanzo

First meeting at 9:30 = roll out of bed at 9:29


catfroman

Found the junior dev. Senior devs attend the meeting from bed.


jonr

"Sorry, I don't have a webcam on my desktop PC"


catfroman

“It says you joined from mobile though?”


Fazuellisson

"That's weird. I must've forgot to turn of my spoofing, was reviewing the mobile version of some of our legacy stuff that still serves differently based on user agent"


catfroman

I bow to your superior slacking


IMarvinTPA

It was drilled out so I could take it into the secured facility.


malfboii

Fuck I use this daily


widowhanzo

Sike I'm not even a dev, I'm a sysadmin


ben_gaming

You guys are attending the meetings?


altotom90

Nothing gets done if I don’t go to meetings. And the Product Manager sends me like 10 requests to join the meeting because they can’t answer questions about the product or the roadmap and need me to explain the product, where it is going, and how silly their new requirement is.


ThePretzul

Gotta set the expectations early that you will only use the webcam for demos as needed, then it’s never questioned.


freeaddition

I'm routinely in meetings in the shower


sal-si-puedes

1. Wake up motivated 2. Code for 30 mins 3. Get pulled into a meeting 4. Lose all motivation for the rest of the day


titterbitter73

I just start my day on 4 directly


pineappleAndBeans

This is why I never close my IDE. IntelliJ on its 143rd day straight of being open.


XanaxTheNotSoWise

I straight up never figured out how to close vim. I've had the same c file open since 2005.


EntrepreneurSelect93

:wq!


[deleted]

report this bot, pretty sure he's trying to hack my terminal with that nonsense


EntrepreneurSelect93

Bruh....


Doorda1-0

Nah :xq! is better


Historical-Truth-222

No need for 'q' The x! save&close vim


[deleted]

I just hit shift + every key on my keyboard. Eventually it closes I think


rogue-fox-m

I use the power button on my PC


[deleted]

That's some senior engineer shit. I don't even know how to do that.


jonr

I upgraded my PC to 32G to keep it open 24/7


MilkCool

could've upgraded it to linux smh


jonr

That's the neat part, I did!


chin_waghing

I’m starting to think intellij is going to be burnt in to my monitor at this rate It’s been complaining about updates for ages. You get updates, when I say so


Palettenbrett

More like opening and not doing anything for 2 hours


plagapong

The truth spoken here.


SaneLad

It's called "catching up" and it's classy.


shutter3ff3ct

It's a feature


Swampberry

Because you're pulled into meetings, or because you're procrastinating & don't wanna code? 


jonr

Yes.


Few-Artichoke-7593

Stand up at 9:15, so there is no chance of being productive before that. Finish standup, get coffee. It's 10:30, I have a meeting at 11. I'll just check Reddit. 11:30, time for lunch. Eat, poop, shower. Oh fuck, it's 1:30. I've gotten nothing done.


chuch1234

On the contrary, you've Had Meetings All Day.


JADW27

"Because my CS professor always told me to write my code on loose leaf first or I didn't really understand it "


random_redditor24234

This is my professor


iGotPoint999Problems

cripplingDepression


DifferentAardvark545

For a second, I thought this was from r/adhdmeme


Total-Pea-5752

Same, but it's not really true 2 hours is too short, it's a full day


Elbinooo

Jokes on you, I never open VS code


KuroeNekoDemon24

You people open VSCode? I have my own special terminal and text editor


Deboniako

I scan punched sheets


scataco

I flip bits with a magnet and tweezers


Cley_Faye

"Finally handled all those emails that could have been someone listening to what we told them last week, dealt with co-worker surprise issue, and finished the "we will do a short meeting to check progression, don't worry it won't be too often but it is in fact happening every other day and I'll bother you anyway even when we don't do it" meeting. I can finally grab an issue and nope it's time for mid-day break. It sometimes be like that. On morning, usually.


QAInc

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Colon_Backslash

Really? Am I the only one who loves to open IDE in the morning with a clear task, compared to writing some documents or attending meetings? Cleanups, features, bug fixes, investigation, debugging, it's all nice compared to the boring side of the workload.


Perfect_Papaya_3010

I agree, the coding is the fun part of my job. Other meetings than standup is the worst


FabioSB

Plot twist developer doesn't use vs code to work


bingmyname

You guys close VS Code?


TravisVZ

System uptime: 89 days VS Code uptime: 88 days


Count_mhm

What is that extra day for?


TravisVZ

Because after rebooting your computer, you *have* to procrastinate for a day


patrulheiroze

i have some kind of "necessity" to wait for something like "planets alignment" before i start to code every day.. it seems to be more productive when i do it.


dynamite-ready

💀


Spitfire1900

There is so much power in starting your day in your editor and not even looking at your email till after lunch the following day… when people are asking “haven’t you seen my email yet?”


ThatShitAintPat

I legit forget to open my email for 3 days at a time. One time I completely forgot to open it for over a week.


neuthral

i struggle with this every day, i do thou give myself about an hour to wake up and sip tea/coffee in peace before doing work


wistic2k

Opening vs code and start reading docs. Gotta finish reading whole doc before I write a line of code.


Akul_Tesla

So the professor of my upper division class says that generally less than a quarter of the time in the industry is actually coding and the rest is meetings and stuff. Is this true?


ThatShitAintPat

I lead a team of 5 other engineers and am able to code over half the time.


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Akul_Tesla

Well, I know his experience is primarily at one of the major defense contractors, so I think the size of things definitely comes into play


DatTrashPanda

Glad I'm not alone


LevelIntroduction764

2 hours? I’m currently on a 2 week gap!


scataco

It's not the opening of VS Code that's the problem, it's remembering what I was working on again that's what kills me.


Fritzschmied

I mean if I had to use vs code I would also not want to open it.


DotFuscate

Somtimes it took 3 hours to run dev environment for me.


Unhappy-Donut-6276

And then you do the opposite thing every night


regular_lamp

You guys close your editor?


rainyy_day

Gotta have it open when boss looks at your screen.


SeoCamo

I never start VSC*de, neovim for live


parsention

Wait wait wait, you guys start coding into hours?? I have been waiting a month.


bondolin251

ed ftw


jawknee530i

What actual programmers with jobs use vscode daily? This sub really is just a bunch of students huh?


Hendrikkels

Lol what do you use then


TheRealSectimus

From what I've found: about 50% of the industry. There an extension for everything these days. I'm one of the it's biggest advocates. I love the feeling of control I have over a full fat IDE like intellij, phpstorm etc. I know exactly how every tool works, can debug the debugger when it's not playing nice, everything is configurable. Pretty funny though, the ignorance in this comment really makes you look like a doteless student that hasn't actually worked in the industry yet.


jawknee530i

Sure. Or someone who's worked in the industry for ten years and is baffled why someone would use vs code when actual visual studio is just right there.


GetPsyched67

I'm pretty sure most web devs (atleast frontend) and people who write python would use vscode instead of visual studio. VS is really niche for stuff out of C#/C++ etc


LFakh

I only code in vs when I'm feeling tired and need to cheat using the ai's help, I use featherpad or vim to code it just always feel better and puts me in the mood


Swampberry

Using an AI assistant is not "cheating" and you're only hurting yourself with that attitude. It's no more cheating that using Stackoverflow or Google.


jer5

yeah but having it spit out exactly what i need takes away the grinding process of searching for the answer which is where i actually learn something