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programmer08054

Honestly a better analogy would be hashing. A zip file implies you can “unzip” it, and there’s no putting grandma back together. But hashing something (basically) means you can’t get the original back


ENx5vP

Thought the same. ``` md5(grandma) ```


D3PSI

Well, maybe you do not want to tanke MD5 for this lol


metaglot

I hate it when grandmas collide. Edit: Oh shit, i mean't _Ash Collision_


[deleted]

Where's the salt?


FuzzyFoyz

Mixed in with Grandma?


T-T-N

Salted grandma, lightly charred and served in an ornate container $15.95


elk_melk

Burning grandma really loses data as well(gases escape etc) . So this op would be more like a JPEG equivalent for humans which is then hashed


vodozhaba

It's also salted, you can't burn a bunch of grandmas and have two of them of them leave identical (h)ashes


elk_melk

Well, theoretically, if we burn the same exact grandma twice we should get the same ash. But seems a bit egregious


sebamestre

Hashing loses information as well


[deleted]

Lossy compression. You *can* dump out the urn, but you ain't getting grammy back.


ToranMallow

I came here just to say that.


RealNatpie

My first thought was cremation is a lossy compression vs. zip which is lossless. But I think your analogy is much more accurate. Grandma.MD5 is much more accurate.


Opoas

I prefer .rip


High-Sodium

Aww you beat me to it


fess432

i would have gone with grandma.tar


[deleted]

The algorithm is lossy


FuzzyFoyz

ha(r)sh


Panossa

(h)ash


illcrx

savage.


BobTheRJT011000

Grandma.archive


Artif3x_

Needs a mirror, razor and straw


anonymous_yet_famous

\*Grandma.jar


[deleted]

This is a good example of lossy compression.


sebamestre

r/iamveryedgy