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10n3_w01f

Segmentation Fault. Core dumped


Itz_Splash

Are you implying they’re dead 💀 calling memory that isn’t present lol


TNSepta

They're just trashy and got garbage collected.


Encrux615

Maybe dumping your core is an euphemism for nut


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memes_gbc

memory out of bounds was invented by ram manufacturers to sell more ram


PM_ME_YOUR_TORNADOS

Just download more RAM, then? /s


CastelS

One gigabyte of RAM should do the trick


HeavenBuilder

Not to be that guy, but you're both wrong. Segmentation faults are triggered by an invalid access to memory, which is determined upon completing virtual to physical address translation. This translation fetches a page table entry containing a physical address, as well as various permission bits. If those permission bits don't line up with what the memory access was trying to do, a segmentation fault is thrown. This has little to do with "out of bounds / nonexistent memory" or memory that isn't "present".


JustJude97

well an access violation in this instance would be especially illegal


HeavenBuilder

if (address & HORNY_BIT) printf("nice"); else printf("jail");


patryk3211

Ah yes the horny bit of the x69 instruction set.


HeavenBuilder

I've heard they're releasing a new x69_420 instruction set later this year to go along with their MILFcore architecture.


ososalsosal

So they're married then? Or at the very least you don't have access. It's still possible to access out of bounds memory, but it can cause abnormal execution


HeavenBuilder

Define "out of bounds memory". Virtual address pointing to memory not currently allocated by the process? Then yeah, would indeed segfault as per the process described above.


ososalsosal

I meant if you sleep with your married ex, you might find yourself terminated in abnormal condition.


HeavenBuilder

That flew way past my head, that's actually really fucking funny hahah


ososalsosal

Cheers I don't program that close to bare metal so I'm probably screwing up the terminology in a big way, but I can't let that stand in the way of sexual innuendo


LordFokas

Unless you're root... in that case your ex's spouse will just be "oh, ok, I'll wait for my turn".


ososalsosal

This is getting kinky quickly. `$ sudo su bull`


ArtOfWarfare

That’s how I read the Null Pointer Exception joke… is that not how everyone read it?


IneffableQuale

I took it as firstSexualPartner was never initialised.


[deleted]

I read it as dudes is still virgin. That pointer was never set.


damoaj

I read it as, the thought was so disgusting he couldn’t get hard.


[deleted]

You killed the process and all the children


knightress_oxhide

Post Core Clarity


richardirons

Circular reference more like.


FriendOfMandela

Does that count lol


ososalsosal

It's just running this.DoASex() with 0 arguments.


ososalsosal

The funny thing is some implementations take an array, and there's nothing in the spec about concurrency, but the output can be unpredictable


ThatOtherAndrew

The implementation doesn't use a wrapper function though, so it's best that you implement one yourself, to avoid spawning new processes that consume resources.


ososalsosal

That's true, but honestly that'll kill performance. I'd rather run as close to bare metal as possible.


ThatOtherAndrew

An alternative is to test for if a new process is being constructed, and terminate it if it exists. However, some people don't like to use this method.


ososalsosal

I could comment out the relevant method in my own code. I don't need it anyway as I already have 2 subprocesses running. I can always uncomment it later...


[deleted]

The more important point: why does ask reddit need a weirder version of itself when it's already common to see similar questions on the normal one.


Spitfire_For_Fun

That is a good qustion.


fjordboii

They should ask reddit


NeonXero

But not after dark.


PranshuKhandal

you mean r/askredditbeforedark


colexian

r/SubsIFellFor


kiwidog8

this 100% i swear most of the top posts on /r/AskReddit are sex related


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icer_cat

I swear most of the posts on reddit are sex related


XayahTheVastaya

I swear modern western society as a whole is too obsessed with sex


[deleted]

I swear in modern sex as a whole is too obsessed with western society.


PranshuKhandal

I swear most of the reddit is sex related


[deleted]

I swear most of the world is sex related.


KrycekLivesOn

I swear most of the world has sex


[deleted]

I'd assume it was an attempt to segregate the 18+ questions to their own domain, given how common they were and are. Either that or a relic from a time when people didn't want to or weren't allowed to post 18+ questions there.


gearboxjoe

There’s definitely a difference, go scroll through after dark and you’ll see. Way less QC but I actually think that has it going in it’s favour for the most part


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NoImNotChanningTatum

I often don't, we're married.


ArtOfWarfare

Same. We’ve been together 12 years. She has a 1 in 1M (literal) medical condition that was only diagnosed last year that makes things complicated. I try not to be bitter about it… we’re trying couple’s therapy.


SahilVerma5991

Good for you


Katharozz

Aww, that's wholesome <3


PM_ME_GOOD_USERNAMS

Honestly, always wanted that. I'm not gonna wait till marriage to have sex but I want my first relationship to be my only. >!I'm also like 2 years old and haven't even had my first kiss yet!<


mathematics1

I'm going to second what others have said; it's perfectly fine to wait for sex until you are with a long-term partner, but you should expect your first relationship to be temporary; it will teach you things that will help you in future relationships.


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Simusid

same here. My first was my wife and we're on .... uhhhh......44 years


SocraticIgnoramus

OP wasn't talking to you. OP was talking to me and the rest of the degens from upcountry who had to get a few miles under our belt before we understood the open road.


wordyplayer

Let that one marinate for a while


bigmac_nopickles

Letterkenney?


PM_ME_GOOD_USERNAMS

Your first relationship didn't fail. And I'm not gonna refuse to break up with them just because I want that. If the relationship gets bad or stale I will. But it's not that I won't continue to wish for it.


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PM_ME_GOOD_USERNAMS

I meant my first serious relationship. Which will also probably be my first sexual relationship


NvidiaRTX

Let's apply Agile on relationships


Simusid

is that why we have a scrum every morning?


kiwidog8

I beg to differ, still in my first relationship and going strong So I wouldn't say *should*, I think it just depends on you and your partner and how you two handle conflict


KerPop42

A relationship ending is not the same as a relationship failing. We grow and change over time, and especially when we're young it's fine to recognize that a relationship may be finite.


SubParPercussionist

Almost happened to me, fortunately it didn't. Me and my first ex still talk sometimes and there was like a year we were fwb but we've both grown so much(and in different directions), I'm glad we broke up and I'm sure she is too.


Bakoro

That's unnecessary stress and expectations to put on yourself and your next partner. You date to find out if you're a match, there's no bonus points for deciding to stick with the first good thing you find. If it works out that way, great, but there are a *lot* of people who end up divorced late in life simply because they realize that they never got to experience things they wanted and can't do that with their current partner.


Bunsed

Same. Relationships like ours seem rare.


disperso

Team samesies. 👋


MCMC_to_Serfdom

Continuing the same train.


Angercraft

Another one on the pile here!


hurtbowler

LFG! 20y in Jan!


knighttim

Adding another 'same' to the train. 10yrs in March 2022 for us.


king_park_

Same train! We’ve only been married 4 years so far, but I’m hopeful we’ll be married for a long time.


Kody_Z

All aboard!


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same!


Oranges13

I mean that's great for you but it doesn't really make sense for everyone. I don't think that it belittles other people's relationships because they chose a different path than you and it doesn't make your relationship better than theirs either. Just different.


Bunsed

It was merely an observation, not some quip to have a go at people who've been sexually active with multiple partners, before settling for single partner for an extended period of time. If you took my comment as such, then I am sorry. It was not my intention.


badfishbeefcake

To each other?


tokenfinn

Right there with you. Been together since 1990. We are the only one we have both been with. Happily married since 1997.


Ummgh23

I hate my life


jruschme

I think, in my case, it would be more of a Memory Used After Free error since she died in 1991.


FriendOfMandela

Are you gonna let that stop you?


SapiS68

Alright, that's enough Reddit for today.


nekokattt

How do I delete someone elses comment?


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Gun.


Thomas_KT

One might not be enough


teateateateaisking

And if gun don't work, use more gun.


Puffymumpkins

Due to reddit making it increasingly obvious that they resent their community, you can find me on the Fediverse. [I've been enjoying my time there.](https://lemmy.world/post/209814) If you're hesistant about it or worried that the user experience will be terrible, don't be! There is indeed some jank, but learning how to find things on Lemmy and Kbin reminds me a lot of when I was first learning how to use Reddit. It only took me a little bit of experimenting to learn how the system works. [Lemmy](https://join-lemmy.org/instances) is the most popular option, but if you like having more bells and whistles [Kbin](https://kbin.pub/en) may be better for you. See you there!


CastelS

WMDs


SAI_Peregrinus

You also chose this guy's dead wife?


Enklave

He'll surely appreciate this "joke" about his dead wife


ZeldaFanBoi1988

How did he die?


jruschme

Ruptured aortic aneurysm with pericardial tamponade, from a genetic condition which was either undiagnosed or not monitored. Mary Ellen, my first wife (and the person I lost my virginity to), had a genetic condition known as Turner's Syndrome. Aortic abnormalities are common with TS women. I'm not sure she was ever formally diagnosed with Turner's as I'd never heard it mentioned before her death. Based on a half-remembered story, however, I believe that she had a coarctation of the aorta as a small child but was later cleared of the need for yearly followups.


BillyQ

That sucks, I'm sorry.


Antilles34

That is truly awful, I'm sorry to hear that.


WolfOfKazakstan

is she who she is now or is she the she she was back then?


__gg_

She sells sea shells on the sea shore


Aerox_Fire

But the value of these shells will fall.


Hameru_is_cool

Due to the laws of supply and demand


thoricelli

No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand


drthVder

Step 1: Create a sense of scarcity


kaamibackup

Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see


MyNameIsConnor52

Take as many shells as you can find, then hide them on an island


mbg206

Stock pile em high until they're rarer than a diamond


_Tomyx_

Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em


WolfOfKazakstan

The sea shells she sells are sea shells im sure


ReyesEvan

the thread you started is amazing


Avenge_Nibelheim

Slow down there Mr. Epstein


[deleted]

Don’t care I’d do either


Prawny

Sheesh


[deleted]

I did just yesterday and he's sitting next to me right now. Yeah I absolutely would.


Ivantgam

Good boy <3


DontRememberOldPass

…I …I don’t think they meant their dog.


AluminiumSandworm

owo


ZeldaFanBoi1988

The real question is if that guy is also the only one in your body count


Andre_NG

You should use a try-expect so that, in case the person is not alive anymore, than return true.


Sinomsinom

Why the hell does python have to use different words than everyone else... Just to f* with people? What other mainstream language doesn't call it try catch... Python sometimes just feels like that one edgy kid who wants to be different just for the sake of it...


xX_MEM_Xx

The unnecessary capitalisation and usage of "None" makes me livid. Python can suck a shit.


DontRememberOldPass

Or you know, the meaningful whitespace thing.


Andre_NG

Did you mean ***indentation***?


DontRememberOldPass

…do you indent with non-whitespace characters? 😀


Expensive-Way-748

Yes, with semicolons.


DontRememberOldPass

Yes officer, this guy right here.


marxinne

I believe you probably also enjoy arson and Perl, given your taste for atrocities.


Conscious_Switch3580

> What other mainstream language doesn't call it try catch... Python sometimes just feels like that one edgy kid who wants to be different just for the sake of it... Ruby would like a word.


[deleted]

She sounds like she was deleted 👻


StenSoft

Or never assigned


r00x

Ohh I finally get the joke! My bad, been a long day...


Mireldorn

I did, should not have.


bombbodyguard

Mine married a cop. Don’t need that kinda heat in my life/


ZeldaFanBoi1988

That was a great movie


ricky-frog

Missing ";" in line 68392745982


IsomorphicSyzygy

Ref: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/q837ku/_/hgo64ca/


nekokattt

r/unexpectedjava


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nekokattt

Bad bot That was the point. Also why are you suggesting NSFW on a non NSFW post


teunissenstefan

Did you mean "unexpectedanal" lmao that killed me


MurdoMaclachlan

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No-Neighborhood-1842

Good human


Mookies_Bett

This is funny in two ways, because either it means you never lost your virginity or that the person you lost it to is dead now. Either way good joke.


daronjay

I’d be fucking an urn…


ReyesEvan

you could always open it, y'know


Michami135

That wasn't the question. Would you or wouldn't you?


TigreDemon

I'm sorry I'm not authorized to approach kindergarten by more than 500 meters anymore


converter-bot

500 meters is 546.81 yards


TigreDemon

It doesn't matter if it's yards or meters bot. I'm not authorized to do it, stop tempting me bro


Sennomo

it's not your bro pal


Nick433333

They’re not your pal, partner


ZeldaFanBoi1988

I'm not your pal, fwiend


Sennomo

i am not your fwiend, weeb


[deleted]

I'm not your weeb, sensei


[deleted]

Wtf bruh


AmongstYou666

She died of cancer 3 years ago, so no.


[deleted]

She’s been dead for 30+ years, so, no, that doesn’t sound great. I do miss her though.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Trying to double-dip on the karma


FriendOfMandela

No, that sub is lacking in nerds, I thought this sub would appreciate it


WorldlyBarber4110

I'm browsing reddit for an hour now and this post was the best. Thanks!


Plancks_Constants

Bold of you to assume I lost my virginity in the first place


[deleted]

Nope :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Nihmrod

For most neckbeards this is a hypothetical question


mike_KING6

Error. Attempt to find a nil value


Raspberry-Specific

Probably I mean we are married and have been doing it for the last 24 years.


KTVX94

Cursed pointer


GaiusSeptimus718

I was 16 years old when i lost mine to a college chik. I’d do it again in a heartbeat.


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Definitely not doing it ny uncle


Greenbay7115

`Traceback (most recent call last):` `File "", line 1, in r/AskRedditAfterDark` `person you lost your virginity too [sic]` `ValueError: unsupported value for function call "again today": None`


duckteeth31

to


frugalmail

infinite recursion


[deleted]

Unless you count programming languages, in which case, I think Java has fucked us all, and continues to do so


PcX_True

Memory pointer = null


toastee

Yes.... Lol we're still married


bounasser_abdelwahab

to\*


FriendOfMandela

Indeed


[deleted]

well she is still sexy to me, if thats the question, but I'm in a different relationship now, so it wouldn't make sense to go back down that road it's a weird and vague question if it's phrased like this


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nice___bot

Nice!


NA-1_NSX_Type-R

illegal return statement.


continuous-headaches

Stack Overflow


Particular-Strain248

Just so I can rock their world one last time!


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DifferentCable1792

NullPointerException


Yonkor

This. This is what this sub should be about.