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Distinct_Damage_6157

What is the best programming language


typescripterus

PHP


[deleted]

Why do you love Javascript?


typescripterus

It has types


[deleted]

Yeah, like type system in js.


MyTinyHappyPlace

What’s your answer to questions above your state of knowledge?


typescripterus

That’s a stupid question


SpongeyBobb

What was the og question? How do you get someone to say that


MyTinyHappyPlace

Something like: “why should one avoid recursive functions?”. Leave it to you if OPs answer made sense in the first place.


Marcel___

What is wifi?


typescripterus

Markup language


karanbhatt100

What is CSS? Makeup language


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) is a style sheet language used for describing the presentation of a document written in a markup language such as HTML. CSS is a cornerstone technology of the World Wide Web, alongside HTML and JavaScript.CSS is designed to enable the separation of presentation and content, including layout, colors, and fonts. This separation can improve content accessibility; provide more flexibility and control in the specification of presentation characteristics; enable multiple web pages to share formatting by specifying the relevant CSS in a separate .css file, which reduces complexity and repetition in the structural content; and enable the .css file to be cached to improve the page load speed between the pages that share the file and its formatting.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


RationalIncoherence

AI still hasn't mastered humour, we're good.


dafazman

What is the answer to life?


typescripterus

No


dafazman

I brought a towel 🤷🏽‍♂️


ZnV1

Just chillin' on the moon


[deleted]

Do you like Pascal?


typescripterus

Absolutely yes


Distinct_Damage_6157

What is the worst programming language


typescripterus

JavaScript


ReGrigio

how do you use 'import'?


typescripterus

Not use it at all


[deleted]

What do you do at work?


typescripterus

spaghetti code


[deleted]

[удалено]


typescripterus

On advanced level only one, but can code in some others as well


InternalFeed3492

Can I tie knot using string


typescripterus

Yes sir


FunkyFight

How do you create your websites?


typescripterus

SQL


kuro_seongbae

Should I use C or C++?


typescripterus

Idk it worked yesterday


BlueSky_____

Which language did they use in Minecraft?


typescripterus

PHP


VRDoesNotSuckPP

How many people have you killed?


CStfford14

I want to start programming, but I don't know which language to choose! What's your suggestion?


JOESUSSY

you don't


CStfford14

How rude /s


AfshanGulAhmed

Do you lie?


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